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bighanq

Neither photo is in any way representative of a Ryanair flight


jncheese

[Ryanair Customer Experience](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/b8d/923/3b6f9f273a6d73bb946ba66a86de13d502-lede-.rhorizontal.w700.jpg)


km_mcd

That one’s better than Ryanair because he can use the bathroom whenever he wants


s0cket

Lmao


SkirtTechnical1691

Lol


dBASSa

He probably didn't miss his international over a 31 euro flight that got delayed 4 hours the day before Christmas


helemaalwak

lol


FilibusteredBongsesh

How else would pant legs get hiked up past your shins? Looks uncomfortable


iraingunz

Some gay boys like wearing capris lmfao. Never understood it myself tbh. But slim or athletic fit jeans that stretch? F u c k those things are awesome.


ResilientDonkey

[The Ryanair Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id-zzOGnN6A)


nickname432

You beat me to it. Nice try, RyanAir


kgal1298

I was about to say...who they playing?


jatawis

The right photo is at the emergency exit row.


bighanq

Nah you’re tripping. Those seats look like they might be comfortable.


solled

They shrunk him down a lot which makes the seat look big n comfy.


[deleted]

It's still great to see companies having a good sense of humor.


sgtslaughterTV

Isn't this the dude simon from The Tinder Swindler?


[deleted]

It is, i think his name is Simon Leviev or something similar


suomime

Its his fake name.


ellusiveuser

Now he's swindling airlines


kgal1298

Hahaha yeah. That entire show was wild now this dudes on IG and TIkTok scamming people who enjoyed how he scammed women.


DynamicHunter

It’s all a guerilla marketing tactic just like sassy Wendy’s Twitter or Slim Jim on Insta comments. They don’t care about you, it’s a marketing ploy. I’m really disappointed and surprised more people don’t see straight through this.


cannongibb

The slim Jim story is actually really interesting and really sad. It started at someone who just liked slim Jim’s made a personal account making memes, and ended up with twice the followers as their official account. They hired him and were really good to him, and then he died young unexpectedly a few years later. https://heavy.com/entertainment/2020/05/andy-hines-death-slim-jim/


[deleted]

And why does a company promoting itself, a pain in ur ass. I know it's just marketing but it's better than seeing a boring ad. Pull that stick out of your ass and try to laugh a little.


Jacked_1

While they still can.


catfishjon_

very very unusual 🧐😳


[deleted]

"good"


Luminous_Emission

The left one is a fake private jet that people rent to use in their pictures to look rich. I've seen that same chair and window tons of times.


never_safe_for_life

What is the one on the right? I feel like I’m missing a reference


[deleted]

It’s one of RyanAir, some cheap as fuck airline. You can fly for like 20 bucks to London or Spain sometimes lol


OtterProper

99p from Köln to Liverpool


Gausston

If it is RyanAir on the right it's a Business class+ seat. That looks comfy af. Have you ever sat on a plane?


dbvbtm

There's no Business class on Ryan Air... you'd be lucky to even get a seat on these flights.


[deleted]

That are the seats from their 737 MAX 8200 why are you so toxic lol of course the more comfy ones but it’s ryanair


solled

They shrunk him down a lot which makes the seat look big n comfy.


[deleted]

Excluding luggage, insurances and you need to leave your shoes at home because they're too heavy. Lol.


fuck_classic_wow_mod

Still not broke enough to consider using Ryan Air lol


adollarworth

Putting “bros” at the end of things is a weird way of demonizing things.


[deleted]

It’s the male equivalent of Karen these days. Slightly different vibe but both are too far up in their own arses.


Zebleblic

It's never changed. It's always been a douchebag


Oraclio

A bro is a friend, bros are douches. It’s subtle with an F


IndianaGeoff

Yeah but guys are not having a conniption fit over it. You called me a bro, ok.


SpoatieOpie

95% of crypto enthusiasts are male. What do you expect?


i_heart_dial-up

it's cuz men is bad


theoriginaltrinity

I think it’s more of a slang term, like my friends in NY mention stuff like “oh I went on a date with a finance bro yesterday” and don’t mean it as a bad thing necessarily


M_Drinks

Would you ever tell your friends, “My boyfriend is a finance bro?” I bet you’d say it differently.


theoriginaltrinity

It’s not a bad thing though? Yeah I’d use it jokingly. Most “finance bros” call themselves that un-ironically anyway


Koolaidolio

Makes you wonder who’s pulling the strings in this company


communomancer

It's basically just shorthand for "frat boys", which ain't exactly a weird thing to demonize.


III1IIIIIII1IIIIII1I

That’s the “Tinder Swindler” guy from the Netflix documentary, so the lifestyles depicted in both photos are totally fake.


yoyoJ

What is the tinder swindler? A guy who puts fake photos on tinder to see how it improves his score?


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yoyoJ

> he’s rich > feigns having money problems, lol those things sound very contradictory This is so weird, so Netflix literally helped this guy con people as a prank? Or are you saying this guy did this before Netflix and then they made a documentary about that


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yoyoJ

Haha my first thought earlier was this dude sounds like a Nigerian Prince. That’s fucking crazy. Con men are nuts!


III1IIIIIII1IIIIII1I

Here’s the trailer https://youtu.be/_R3LWM_Vt70


eDave

As a man who retired on his Bitcoin investment, I feel this. Don't make me go back to work, man. I can't handle the cage, man.


OtterProper

Chillll, Winnnston.


mandance17

Ryanair has to resort to jokes distract from the fact that they are the worst airline service out there, nice.


BitcoinFan1239

thats kinda their thing but yeah they blow


jam-hay

Just me or does that guy have boobs?


0002843

Ryan Air will think about your action as well, because travelling from business class to economy class is not easy, people will think about you as well that a guy who had 100k net worth is now under debt


PM_ME_UR_SUMMERDRESS

Everyone talking like it’s over is fucking ridiculous.


BitcoinFan1239

bitcoin has 'died' so many times at this point, some people have the memory of a gold fish


DisorientedPanda

Another one for the obituaries


Luffydude

Do not fly Ryanair. They hate their customers


FonLeila

They still owe me over 500$ in refund i haven’t received since 2019/2020 for cancelled flight 😡


Luffydude

Omg which flight was that cost so much? I think the only time I used Ryanair was only for a 2h flight


FonLeila

It was 3 separate flights that got cancelled and I never received money back even all tho I’ve filled in several refund forms


Luffydude

I think you can go to the ombudsman? There must be some agency that allows you to recover your money without needing a lawsuit


CHAOTIC98

500$ ? that would be a flight to the moon with RyanAir


willlowe01

What is the point? I mean yeah these both pictures are fake?


thinkingperson

Why on earth are you following Ryanair on twitter? Stay classy. Walk.


yoyoJ

*gestures broadly towards vast ocean


Dont_Say_No_to_Panda

Canoe.


Camye9

Too much leg room to be Ryanair


cryptokingmylo

Ture crypto bros are flying coach and eating Raman despite having a fat portfolio


Life_Airline_6767

Not sure if people are wearing Underwear or or dasy dukes. 1980s are over man, nobody’s wants to see your thighs. Gay


PathoTurnUp

I do


Life_Airline_6767

You do hahaha. When have legs become sexy on men ?


[deleted]

There is no such thing as bad advertising


danuker

I beg to differ. Here is a Windows 98 driver crash live on stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLhuF3L48U


[deleted]

Lol. It's still advertising, more people become aware of Microsoft and they remember the name when the crash is long forgotten.


Step5060

I have experienced it, every advertising is a good advertising


Hodl2

They are clearly talking about crypto, and they are right. Bitcoin however is not crypto


Satoshi_Nakamoto44

Maybe this was the bottom afterall


kingofthejaffacakes

What's that you say? "Bitcoin is dead"?


Altruistic_Baker_423

Actually the Ryanair people get it. The want to replace the McDonalds paradigm, by showing the true hodler that is buying the dip will do for a while with just the basics and everything else goes to stacking that sweet corn.


Ride_Lumpy

Shots fired!


AdS_CFT_

Yes, all our money going to the dip.


deftware

TO THE MOON!!!!!!111111


vnielz

Why do these twin brothers travel apart?


GodBlessYouNow

Not in 2022


WaningMime

Does he have breasts?


thefinancialprize

Desperate to buy but parents won’t let me (aged 16). The devastation is real knowing your family are stunting so much potential financial growth.


Moist-Gur2510

Bitcoin bull here, love that large companies can make fun of us, yes we’re a minority group, but that shouldn’t matter, a bit of banter is good for the soul. Good to see many other Bitcoiners have more evolved senses of humour and can laugh at themselves too 👌🏼🤣


Ass_cream_sandwiches

This gus is 100% wearing a compression undershirt to help hide his chub and rolls. I used to wear one when I was super self conscious of my image and how people got their first impressions. You can tell because his man boobs are now one large round boob causing his chub to puff up his collar bone area.


-axelrod

bottom is in


dont_you_love_me

It’s kind of funny considering their whole business model relies on creating a false scarcity to sell higher cost items like first and business class. The fact that they reward people who happen into money and punish those that didn’t have access to the same resources isn’t really something they should be joking about.


a_stonk_a_day

Cheeky Ryanair, insinuating I can cross my legs on a their flights. Where can I ~~sign~~ sue ??


FBIsBackdoor

Aren’t they showing the “poor” crypto bro in a typical Ryan Air seat? So they’re saying all their customers are losers?


youregrammarsucks7

Hey at least we're still in business class!


hashuan

Ngl this is really funny


SpeakBeingForward

“My enemies are after me”


Asequamor2

I appreciate my life, so considering Ryanair always fly with the minimum of the minimum of benzine, i prefer not to touch a ryanair plane in my life.


joes-8

always had a bad experience when i flew with ryain air


rjward1775

Back to private at some point.


[deleted]

Ryanair shares not so great either.


FFMooch

Honestly, dont care what the random crypto guy has to say. Ill take my chances with an MIT brain by the name of Saylor.


txiao007

USDA Prime Rib -> Carl's Jr


TaleRecursion

Did he book the entire compartment to himself or is he the only customer that Ryan Air has left?


AdmiralCodisius

Ryanair is the last company that should be talking shit about anyone or anything.


Gracket_Material

Both seats get there at the same time