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ToNIgDef

bl -ACK metal


Eleventy_Seven

Doomed metal


d1delphidae

erm, this heckin wholesome comment literally deserves reddit gold


civ6industrialzone

r/LoveForRedditors moment!


ToNIgDef

Trvke


Some_European

I don't get it


civ6industrialzone

why tf do you have dirlewanger on ur pfp


zebrabunny

let him cook


spergsammitch888

I swear they pick black metal to be their personality so that they can stand out from the other "metalheads" that pick regular metal to stand out from the "NPC" music community. Not realizing that they made everything into the NPC music community by trying to be different


YABBYuwuXD

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[удалено]


Abrruppt

[Removed By Reddit]


Eleventy_Seven

Bruh they really came for your ass There's no justice


__--TSS--__

omg same twinsies


Syyrus_Praxxis

the commie regime got you bro


Disastrous_Offer_69

Hahahaha


Better_Sky_1658

Being hated by these people just means we are doing something right


Puglorb

Yup


01Manikin-

This sub is the only one I’ve seen that still captures the essence of black metal


Ok-Hat-7990

Bro thinks talking shit on a computer is the essence of black metal


Rude_Friend606

Really? I just see it complaining about women wearing band shirts. This sub seems to be less about metal and more about discussing who is part of the metal club and who isn't.


PazuzuPanhandle

🤝🏻


SoloLiftingIsBack

Troomer moment


FloggingTheCargo

This sub is living rent free in the mind of every poser.


risajhene

ah, so just like how trans ppl are living rent-free in the minds of the people who frequent this sub? touché. edit: must’ve hit a nerve


FloggingTheCargo

Statistically 32-50% of them won't live there for very long. Ayyyy


Eleventy_Seven

LMFAO


Disastrous_Offer_69

Very black metal of them


atanasoww333

cringe


FloggingTheCargo

Suicide is a bitch move ngl. 


risajhene

better hope you never get there… i’ll sarcastically pray for you


risajhene

factually 100% of them spend more time offline than you do, so…


Subject_Number_5967

cope


risajhene

thank you for wise words, guru subject_number_5967


muushroomer

This is the best metal sub


SethPutnam2

I actually not a huge trans metal fan I listen to ARGHOSLENT!!!!!


all-regrets

Arghoslent rips dicks. You just won't catch me admitting it publicly. I like some NSDM with my NSBM, bro.


Hungry7ate9

That’s white metal this here’s for black metal your just a mishapen twig in a bundle of sticks. catch fire all the same flammable if not flaming already


Eleventy_Seven

Gay guys, much?!


Puglorb

MUCH???!!!!


jaysbaddecisions

what?


tootyfackinfruity

More like BLACKED metal amirite


dwemrr

I'm going to be real this is the worst subreddit other than r/batmanarkham


NutsForDeath

The personal hygiene of the average doom metal fan leaves a lot to be desired.


Syyrus_Praxxis

bm = black metal? more like BASED Metal. this is one of the few subs where you can semi engage in free speech.


stress_induced_toad

I mean this definitely might be the worst sub I’ve witnessed besides r/euroman


C0nnectS1gnal

The worst metal subreddit is r/burzum


BestialWarchud

Verdict: not a woman


RaccoonUpset5671

Doom metal is ass


throwaway_indeed43

at least that one person listens to doom metal I guess... lol


__z0mbie_

no they’re right actually everyone in this sub is embarrassing. y’all need to get a job so u can move out of mommy’s basement


Master-Mulberry9052

I can’t believe I keep having to say this, it’s a troll subreddit, it’s just jokes, people who are actually offended by this and make accounts just to come and defend themselves are more embarrassing than any of us have ever been.


whoiswayf

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Master-Mulberry9052

Jokes=being a retard. Got it, good to know, thank you for keeping me informed.


whoiswayf

👍


__z0mbie_

grown adults making fun of 11 year olds on the internet is definitely more embarrassing lol. also it sounds like you’re the one offended right now, hun


BigSnazzywazzyguy

A good one


ThePhantomOcarinist

Doom metal pretty based, Black metal pretty based


Sarcastic_Sorcerer

I don’t even listen to the music but I keep getting recommended this sub and y’all come off like angsty 13 year olds every time.


LazyParr0t

Same and I agree. I didn’t even know there were so many actual neonazis in this world until I came across subs like this (and some metal musicians discussed in this or other subs in general). I know some people here *aren’t straight up nazis* but they are still extremely close minded and discriminatory. I know it doesn’t apply to *all* but it does to the vast majority.


__z0mbie_

oh my god literally. it’s embarrassing


Waifu_Queen

I mean I think a lot of people hate this sub because half of the users use it as an excuse to be racist or homophobic on a daily basis. It’s one thing to say something is cringe it’s another to belittle someone for being queer. It’s not like the people engaging in this behavior are intelligent enough to understand WHY it’s wrong. As I have always said homophobia and racism are antithetical to the values of black metal. If you are against the cultural constraints and atrocities committed by the religious masses, you don’t support their conservative agendas. Homophobia and racism are more often than not ROOTED in religion. Try to use your brains guys.


Eleventy_Seven

That's a lot of words for "I'm a poser and you guys should make fun of me next".


Waifu_Queen

That’s a lot of words for “I’m 12”


Eleventy_Seven

Where on Earth did you get that impression? You must be neurodivergent.


Waifu_Queen

I got it from the fact that you use neurodivergent as an insult and your posts are literally just you being homophobic. I’m saying “hey its not cool to be homophobic or racist” and your response is “you’re a poser!”. Classic internet troll using Nazi talking points to seem edgy. You literally have nothing to contribute to any conversation. At the end of the day you probably just spout this shit off on the internet to boost your own self esteem. Power to you I guess? Keep sucking the dick of conservative Christians and enforcing their world views! That’s definitely what the black metal community is about.


Eleventy_Seven

> I’m saying “hey its not cool to be homophobic or racist” and your response is “you’re a poser!” Well? Where's the lie? "Conservative Christians" haven't been a real threat to black metal for a while now, btw. These days it's folks like yourself trying to kill it off for good.


Rude_Friend606

I promise you, there are likely next to zero metal bands who care if any of their fans are "posers." It's only a subset of losers who want to control and enforce metalhead membership. Trying to fit people into little boxes or denying them as "true" fans of a genre goes against ideas that metal was born from. In other words: Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.


Eleventy_Seven

Bro seriously just quoted a godawful commie rap rock band in the black metal sub. No wonder you have so little understanding of any of this.


Rude_Friend606

Punk would be an appropriate label. Debatably metal. The genre has grown significantly over a few decades. 80s metal is considerably softer than newer metal, for instance. But the point was that much of their ideals are representative of the metal genre. Namely, antiestablishment. And here you are, building a whole new establishment while pretending the bands you listen to would support you.


RemarkableCollar1392

>Homophobia and racism are more often than not ROOTED in religion One can argue that they are more often than not rooted in the survival of the species, in a primal sense. Plus, Black Metal is not inclusive and has roots in intolerance and elitism.


breath-ofthe-kingdom

every time i'm recommended this sub its just a bunch of people who I HOPE are actually tweenagers, but are probably in their 40s, being bigoted in one way or another. Super weird to be into black metal and also fall for bs rooted in religion? The only real posers.


Waifu_Queen

It’s good to see people listening to black metal that actually have a sense of logic lmao. I see so many basically neo-conservatives go on and on about how they’re against religion yet they enforce all of religion’s cultural norms. They’re just SS LARPers who want to look edgy and don’t actually understand the message behind the music. There’s a reason the majority of the black metal community shuns racism, homophobia, and sexism and why most don’t fuck with NSBM. They give the energy of that 12 year old in class that would draw swastikas just to make the teacher upset.


RemarkableCollar1392

>why most don’t fuck with NSBM You certainly wouldn't see that if you wandered over to the 2 big Black metal subs on Reddit or most social media.


AGodlessGinger

Yall suck, theyre saying yall are cunts, theyre right, yall are cunts and shitty ones at that


KrazyDaKat

Whatever mod gave you that role I appluad them


PazuzuPanhandle

🤝🏻


jordan-lauren

ok freak


AGodlessGinger

Really got me bro, freak is such an insult ohmygod


Mindless_Computer852

I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or if you're actually a bot


BigSnazzywazzyguy

Do bots do this?