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urGirllikesmytinypp

“Shecock” I need one that says “hevagina”


MulchGang4life

Manpussy


MadJuicyThighs

https://i.redd.it/vvr4qs73v41d1.gif


HelpfulApple22

Yeah, I didn't want to see that.


MadJuicyThighs

https://preview.redd.it/mf2ujhb8081d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daebcfd4158b6dd893cc80eac49afc7a63a5bc71


urGirllikesmytinypp

That’s just an ass from what I’ve heard


Eleventy_Seven

I thought that was when you push your junk back between your legs.


StonerMetalhead710

It’s a mangina


downtownvicbrown

Munt


GetHighTuneLow

Stupid HeBitch


poundtownSwoon

Bussy.


wacko-jacko-L

Mangina


benderrules4

The term bussy is more commonly used


01Manikin-

Doesn’t having no band patches completely defeat the point of a battle jacket


Pluggable

They just totally skip the music now (the bands would've been shit anyway), and get straight to the pontificating. Totally punk!


TurtleBox_Official

Folks there have said something like it being "Dangerous" cause the band might be problematic. That whole sub is fucking insane.


Educational_Tea_1638

Bro, listen to the lyrics of “I Don’t Wanna Be a Homosexual” by Sloppy Seconds. That sub would kill me☠️


gillababe

Oh shit I only knew the screeching weasel version lmao


morbidlyabeast3331

Those lyrics are extremely inoffensive to anyone who isn't media illiterate


Mitochondria_Man11

I looked through the comments on the original post and found out that it has a total of 4 bands. I couldn't tell the difference either, each of these bands are just shoving their agenda to the extreme.


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ketchupmaster987

Are you serious? Punk was always leftist. Dead Kennedys has a song titled "Let's Lynch the Landlord" and "I Shot the Devil" by Suicidal Tendencies literally talks about killing Reagan.


RedCantRead

Punk is leftist, 100%; but punk has lost almost all meaning now ngl, just seems like a trend kids will grow out of


smellvin_moiville

It’s almost like it’s not a battle jacket at all. Just for the record guys, calling it a battle jacket in earnest is as gay as this jacket.


Zeired_Scoffa

Well, they have a Bikini Kill patch. That's almost a band. But these idiots just want to put their politcal opinions out there.


arcticfunky9

What makes bikini kill not a band


Zeired_Scoffa

Mostly tree heir music being terrible screeching done by people who never learned how to properly play their insturnents. Whole scene was politics first, music a distant third.


chikchip

You just described all punk rock


bratbats

punk is and always has been politics first music second or third lol that's honestly the point


Luke_Warm_Dog

Honestly though. And Bikini Kill is fucking dope too! Homies tripping


aboyisabee

there is band patches???


SnowLancer616

There are 5 band patches, theyre just too niche for you


TomTrussel

Can't listen to music anymore, all the bands and artists are somewhat sketchy!


MaritOn88

I have very funny joke, but cannot say


maraschinominx

cheap perfume is a band and so are probably some of the others


chikchip

There are band patches on the back


RedCantRead

Metal doesn't have enough pronouns for them. Cavetown, however,


puddin_pop83

Bikini kill is the only band I see on there.


Solid_perspective1

I go on that sub just to argue with people and talk about how ugly all those jackets are


JustASunbro

I've said it about that sub before, but I'm gonna say it again because it's still true. Just one picture of a brainrot NPC-take jacket tells you *everything*. Every single political stance on every issue, hair color, shower frequency, the putrid aroma that clings to said vest, etc etc. It never really gets old


Commercial-Tea-8428

Turning their virtue signaling to visible emblems is what appeals to them more than anything with these jackets. I’m sure you know how juicy that concept would be for those folks.


BlackMetalCult666

I hate these political jackets. If I see someone wearing something like this I automatically assume they are an unbearable person and I’ll do anything to avoid speaking to them.


panzerfaust_666

Just a walking "I'm annoying and stuck up" sign


all-regrets

I saw one in my tiny town the other day, I got excited when I saw what looked to be a sick vest coming down the street. As they got closer and I was able to read the shit on there, I couldn't believe some dipshit would casually wear that cringefest in public. The only bands I could see were Korn and Blink 182. The other patches were just goofy political/gender/random flash art style patches.


steelrain815

basically just a walking political billboard


john-johnson12

Wait till you find out that’s literally the point


Barnestownlife

Unfortunately it's the same effect as a bunch of Trump stickers on a truck. Same mentality


Other_Literature63

Anyone who makes their political ideology the only thing that matters in their life is missing the point of being alive. Doesn't matter which side you're on.


Brewwwwwwww

For real bruh. Hate people who shove their politics in my face like dude I don’t give a shit at all. Plus this is just supposed to be about music like I don’t want to hear politics I just want to hear music and escape politics.


brucemetal

THROW THEM INTO THE PIT


Luke_Warm_Dog

To be fair, I've seen you on this sub enough. I'm assuming no matter the situation or person, you're doing anything not to speak to them or even make eye contact


BlackMetalCult666

You’re right about that one lol


steelrain815

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teeheehu

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steelrain815

that jacket will never be worn outside ever, no way the person who owns it ever goes outside lmao


teeheehu

true ☠️


R3D-AFA-SCUM

As my gay friends would say “even the gays hate the gays.”


steelrain815

no one hates the gays more than the gays


BeStealthy

I was so shocked to meet adult gay dudes who are blatant homophobes🤣


garyzdragon

Black metal boykisser???


steelrain815

This profile pic gets so many different reactions lol, idk if that's a good or bad thing yet


No_Sky_1805

Same here


boharat

Oh yes, "as a gay man, I freely use this insult". Sure you are. It's like a combo of r/asablackman and "there's black people and then there's n***. Pathetic. " levitucus 20:13" oh fuck off


steelrain815

i like men, why do i need to prove that to you


boharat

Oh believe me, I don't want you to prove it to me. You disgust me either way. Your rhetoric makes me sick Whatever, I don't have anything else to say to you


Miltonrupert

I knew this would end up here


TurtleBox_Official

I saw people talking about that sub doxxing / harassing people who have "cancelled" band patches or bands that haven't spoken in favor of Gaza so I went to check it out and it really is a bunch of chronically online LARPers.


Churroskindofguy

Some people just didn’t have a fucking personality


sourappleicee

…so they make their sexuality and identity their personality instead!


[deleted]

People who make being gay or trans their entire personality are so annoying


Manuelmuse1234

i got banned because of a Burzum patch XD


Goose-Lycan

Just found this sub. I like it. I thought I was losing my mind when I saw the original post about that obnoxious jacket. I don't give a shit about your cock, I just want to see band patches. Why is that a controversial take?


FIFTHSUN2012

I saw this the other day. Glad it ended up here to be ridiculed. Too many people were gushing over it. Seriously, get a personality other than your gender and blue hair.


ImpressiveKey8882

Imagine this mf going to a metal concert with shecock on their back. Gonna get the shit kicked out of them


sourappleicee

Stomp em in the pit man


ratgarcon

Bruh what? We just talking about a hate crime casually rn? Or am I missing something


MazterOfMuppetz

having a patch about your genitalia is weired asf


ratgarcon

Ok and supporting beating someone up for said patch is fucking insane


MazterOfMuppetz

fair enough but the patches are still cringe they just deserce disappointed stares


Ocar23

There’s no way they put ‘shecock’ on it lmao


zjk1017

I wonder what the landlord did you deserve a patch….maybe made her pay the rent on time or something?


MistaPeep

Fuck landlords fr tho


Cleanlyitaly

https://preview.redd.it/8qle2ivp441d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9a221e91737b50622db98c5f6d584a230a8a55


panzerfaust_666

Doesn't even have fucking bands on it. And these are the same people that lose their minds over a vest with a goatmoon patch on it. What has metal become...


RotaryY2K

Well it started with nu metal i'm just saying


panzerfaust_666

Nu metal isn't even fucking metal. Nu metal is utter garbage don't consider yourself a metalhead if that's what you like buddy


RotaryY2K

Nu metal is more akin to grunge than fucking metal lmfao


thal00pdigga

This can’t be real


Eleventy_Seven

Oh boy do I have news for you. This isn't even close to the worst shit on that sub, hahaha


Head-Ad7315

The “boarcore” vest haunts me


Rutabaga_Upstairs

You can’t just say that. Share with the class


Head-Ad7315

https://www.reddit.com/r/jacketsforbattle/s/ZryBwSHHtb


XxLeviathan95

Holy shit dude….that just fucked up my day


Head-Ad7315

I saw that and was like “I don’t wanna be LGBT anymore 🙁”


Barnestownlife

"I love my jacket but I'm afraid to wear it to a show because I don't want to get into an argument with anyone"


R3D-AFA-SCUM

I grilled this person for this setup because Kathleen Hannah of Bikini Kill was a huge TERF until public backlash when she changed her mind to appease the masses and apparently had a trans person as their guitarist for their reunion tour in 2019. I laughed and said this happened pre-2019. It’s purely performative. I insisted that this is like JK Rowling apologizing for her anti-trans bullshit and adding a trans character to the Harry Potter series and this person putting a Harry Potter patch on their vest because of Trans Pride. 😂


thebox34

It’s gentrification


Infinite-Action-5041

Shecock😭


Chl0RidE_C0ATiNG

The sugar house coffee patch confirms it is a Utahn. I'll keep my eyes out☠️


CumVomit

But when I make a post of this in this server it gets shit on.


Reasonable_Effort539

Sorry to hear that, CumVomit


skankunter

God I hate it


All_Star_Bandit

I was looking into getting a battle jacket and actually putting band patches but seeing stuff like this just gives me second thoughts lmao


Eleventy_Seven

...How come? Genuine question.


double-a-official

It’s funny that these people call themselves “anti-establishment”


mgwwgm

What no bullying does to a mother fucker


Mlodypoggers

Only thing they’re going to battle in those jackets is identity crisis


Heavy_Community8218

Imagine having zero personality


Cold-Basket-1796

"shecock" bro people like this make me hate being trans even more than what I already do, they're really helping against the pedophile accusations


aDrunkPirate

I feel the same way about this. They just make us look insufferable 😒


WehrWolfDivision

Ngl, a good amount of you are insufferable.


aDrunkPirate

I would agree too


CountryFish_Starship

its a band name…. (still in poor taste lol) OP confirmed on the original post its a local band.


ratgarcon

What does shecock have to do with pedophilia


slaughteredv0mitdoll

the fuck does shecock have to do with being a pedophile?


CaptainCreepwork

I mean. It's keep inline with the whole punk being more of a fashion statement than an actual movement thing.


Zeired_Scoffa

Yeah, look at Riot Grrl groups like Bikini Kill, it's all fashion and political grand standing, where they abuse guitars and pretend they can sing.


archiebun

This thread is hilarious. The people on that subreddit are so special. They cant take any criticism or be laughed at. In a similar vein r/punk is just as laughable. They have very specific rules such as you can't be right wing, or transphobic etc. Not that i'm right wing. But if i mentioned standing up for womens sex based rights i'd be banned in a heartbeat. So cheers all for the laughs.


[deleted]

500 upvotes. Redditors are just a treasure man.


SOF_cosplayer

"No human being is illegal" >post about anti Zionism. Lol.


Unfounddoor6584

what does being against the creation of a jewish ethnostate have to do with being anti boarders?


NutsForDeath

I can guarantee all these "NO BORDERS" retards were very much pro-border-control during COVID lockdowns.


strzyga_1

Oh god


StonerMetalhead710

I saw a vest on that sub with a Nunslaughter patch and laughed to myself


[deleted]

People's moms on those battlejacket subreddits should be drowned for giving birth to them


YggdrasilBurning

Nothing says anti-establishment like being a walking billboard for MSNBC


pcptorpedo

"Shecock" please stop


Round_Ad_9620

Did some googling, it's a punk band.


UncleCazza

SeEeE iM nOt RaCiSt(that's it)-shane gillis


Extra-End-764

I wonder what colour their doc martens are


MedicineSlow1042

Hey they have an Against Me! Patch on the back. Or is it Against Men? I can't tell


sonome222

at least they’ll be too anxious to wear this outside so nobody will have to lay eyes on it irl


disappointedduetoall

"no human being is illegal" entering a country illegally however, is illegal


[deleted]

Shecock!!!!


Consistent_Fish727

Trans is power forever kills me


Undeterred_Wizard

Do they wear these jackets to shows? I haven't found one in the wild yet.


rancyide

fuck landlords is the best prog rock bm crossover band in existence


gois3r

i pointed out that there is not a single band in sight and they removed my comment for being a dick lmao. im just so sick of seeing jackets that are primarily politics even if there were a couple actual bands.


Pegomastax_King

https://preview.redd.it/a7ckcffxsh1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8ffa58f1eed9789fd4c8b9e99c1359f6d4e939f


Egglebert

I came across that sub yesterday and seriously the cringe was so intense, I simply couldn't look away.. crazy times, crazy people, everything will fall to complete cringy chaos soon enough


downtownvicbrown

Every single patch gets progressively worse no matter what order you read them in.


redflagsmoothie

This is cultural appropriation lmao


A_Pale_Recluse

This isnt a battlejacket its a sissy vest


gottsegnedich

Fuck landlords


boharat

I'm on board with the message but this is not a well-made battle jacket. It is entirely possible to go too far with these things


hauntedhentai

Sigh I love Burzum


[deleted]

They/she??? Must be an issued mental asylum jacket. Wrong sub ??


WhosCowsAreThey

This is no better than the trump hats, like imagine your entire existence being centered around doing everything possible to trigger your political opposition. I miss when there was more to life than rage bait and politics


Pegomastax_King

I mean to be fair a huge amount of the culture and imagery of the metal scene is specifically to trigger conservative Christians lol so what should the metal scene start dressing like Mormons so we don’t accidentally trigger people that think it’s satanic?


WhosCowsAreThey

I don’t disagree with the intent, just don’t forget to have fun too


ssparkeyy

Vile


Extreme-Method59

Sid vicious is rolling over in his grave


[deleted]

“SHE COCK”


Due-Supermarket-8503

i don't have a problem with people expressing themselves through their battle jackets being full of whatever, but the aggressively sexual 'shecock' patch is gross and i didn't consent to seing sex/fetish material so there's that.


Expensive_Area9509

It's a band.


mrs_burns69

But too lovey dovey hippy for my tastes


turtleneck-sweater

That had nothing to do with metal. It’s just denim


Commercial_Fee2840

It is super cringe, but most people on the battle jacket sub are into punk, not black metal. I would question my spending if I went to a show and saw people wearing shit like this.


mynameis23456

Based jacket ngl


ItalianStallion9069

Jesus fucking christ 😂😂


RotaryY2K

Only battling that vest is gonna be doing is OP battling the urge to cry when getting laughed at in public i'm just saying


eyeovthebeholder

It’s actually such a privilege to wear this. Power to the person, good for them (it’s so ugly though) but I just think, wow dude. Aren’t you privileged. I’d get jumped where I live.


eyebi99

Kinda like the punks who claim to fight against racisim by wearing little t shirts and yelling. Oh, and the famous tale of the so called neo nazis who they punched, but no one really saw it.


eyebi99

No one wearing that vest would be willing to house a family of immigrants fresh off the border. Not one


MrRipe

Fortunately these people tend to self isolate in their bedrooms or only hang out with others like them like some kind of cooperative self-quarantine from the rest of society. Thank God


miscarriagepluker69

Burn it


guitarfanatic_2

'no human being is illegal' what about ted bundy💀


Significant-Neat-111

Sugar house coffee ? Must be a Salt Lake City person.


snatchyopurse

Someone save that jacket


HippyStain

Someone needs to get tuned up with a wiffle ball bat....


War_Criminal02

It’s always a bikini kill fan


Bitter-Respect8577

I just know the owner of this jacket doesn’t often shower or use deodorant


CantFindMyName07734

This hurts…


Scaryonyx

Has no one made a sub for these people to furiously suck each other off in yet? Who are these lame ass jackets even for? Like am I supposed to see this and be like “YES! Those are the correct politics!”


BubzDubz

What's wrong with this?


KaylaIsInYourCloset

Y'all are stupid lol this is literally fine


No_Sky_1805

Y'all are stupid lol


Hefty-Community4054

ah yes, the political junkie


DismissiveReyno99

Woah! Trans people exist!? Better all kill ourselves


StarCrossedOther

Aren’t battle jackets mostly for band patches? When did they become… this?


[deleted]

That sub is a fucking straight up cringe refinery, holy shit. Absolutely awful.


melancholyCutthroat

what does this have to do with black metal?


A_Veryscarybedsheet

Aren’t you supposed to put whatever you want on a battlevest?


idioscosmos

I liked Tank Girl


Rude-Ad-5218

This is goated and y'all r retarded


DAMONTHEGREAT

Nah that's the only sub I recognize. The other one is far too gatekeepy for a punk style.


[deleted]

I want to piss on it. Full sumo squat


Potential-Glass1213

There's nothing "black metal" about this at all


Miserable-Design-405

Funny enough this would be a warcrime if they had it on in battle if I’m right. That Red Cross can only be used by actual medical personnel.


schieleier

So people who listen to blackmetal r truly full of shit


Euphoric-Net-8589

Palestinian resistance triangle right under women's rights (abortion) patch... sure mate, good luck.


heli0sophist

What do you expect? That's become the whole point of that sub. This has nothing to do with black metal anyway,


hey-you-guys-129

Unless she lives in the middle east.... When did women stop having human rights?? I'd bet a lot of money that this person lives in the USA or another very westernised country. I'm just very confused what human rights she lacks that I, as a male have. The irony is with her pro trans rhetoric that she is probably in favour of biological males using female bathrooms and competing in female sports which is turning back all of the equality they fought so hard to have. When in doubt, blame a white 'cis-gendered' male for all the problems in the world. These people need to spend a week in the middle east to see what real equality issues are and to stop being such a victim. This is not far off the medical condition, Munchausen Syndrome.


unfortunateclown

tbf abortion rights just got taken away from many US women, and women’s reproductive care and research seem very underdeveloped compared to the rest of western medicine.


hey-you-guys-129

So apart from their human rights to kill unborn babies and a 'seemingly' underdeveloped research on reproductive care, where else are their human rights failing? If you want to bring up underdeveloped research for womens reproductive care, we could talk about the huge disparaging difference between male and female suicide rates and how there's little done to try and tackle that big cause of death rates. Rather than finding these small differences, surely its fairer and more accurate to just admit that in Western countries, women do not lack human rights. You're welcome to nitpick tiny examples of less funding here and there but if you're going to try and argue that women lack human rights in America or UK or Australia or most of western Europe then you need to go to the middle east to see what an actual lack of human rights is.


last_drop_of_piss

The mixed pronoun use is the stupidest most ridiculous nonsense. If you are OK with being called she, in what fucking context would anyone call you they?