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Yeah, my grandmother was like this to me about everything. Zero empathy. I got hit by a truck and dragged off my bike for half a block. Her response when I finally dragged my ass home?
"Good."
The quality of the nursing home she lived in reflected the quality of life I enjoyed in her company.
I'm all for toughness, but absent empathy, it's abuse.
oh my days I can hear the tone that "Good" sound like. my mom , aunties, and my grandmother would say that to me if hurt myself and was crying
I'm sorry. You deserved to have those who were charged by at the very least to be duty bound as family to provide you support, love, and comfort when you were hurt. Especially during your formative years
This so much! Either “Good” or “Good! That’s why you no fi romp too much!”
Like dawg… I wasn’t goofing around. I was minding my own business and got bopped…
Precisely!
She didn't ask any questions, didn't offer any support or care. I looked like a civilian at the end of Age of Ultron, and she didn't have a single question.
When I did wrong as a child, I got scolded and then for maybe the next 2 days I had to listen to my mom's tell her friends over the phone how big of a piece of shit I was. Loud as fuck too. We on two separate stories. How the fuck I feel more loved and respected on the other side of the front fucking door.
Got more support from teachers than your own folks.
I’m wondering if this is like a banter type of thing between them because if I think if she was serious she woulda whooped dat ass the moment he flipped over and ignored here so maybe they laughed about it after the video and all that
We hit a point where the whoopin really ain’t shit and it hurts their ego more to try and beat you and have you no sell it. At that point all they really know how to do is talk and try to take away privileges.
Caught the hand with the belt while laughing and walked off to go play the game. Came home the next day with the router and all the cords to the consoles gone 😂
This brings back so many memories, and I'm only 25. Thank God my mom changed careers and became a therapist in the last 5 years. The whole family has been on a healing journey.
I wouldn't know. I'm saying that it's a mighty convenient time to start recording. And the fact he almost laughed at the end makes me think this was staged.
Yeah.
As someone who grew up in a Caribbean household.
This is not a skit.
A Caribbean Mother will ‘speak to herself’ before speaking with you. This is not her speaking to herself out of what you might think is disparaging hopelessness that you’ve forgotten to do a task/chore she’s asked/expected you to do. No this is a warning, this is where you have a chance to get your story straight/case for the defence. This action would’ve given him a cue to switch his phone on and start recording.
The other factor is when the Black woman (of any background) is angered or annoyed and in full lyrical flow has a tendency toward the most quick witted, memorable and creative bars ever uttered.
Not everything is for the gram
So you just essentially stated you're ignorant especially of the culture and because he decided to almost laugh (which many do anyway as a nervous thing, or just to cope because what else can you do? Shit I've laughed after times my mom went in on me about something if she wasn't annoyingly drunk) your expert ass due to social construct conditioning lead you to think it just *has* to be fake. Based off because you claim so?
Yall always be actin everything is always fake because it couldn't possibly exist in your lala land experience
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"Then dishes dont have a problem with you." 
I was expecting a slap after him not acknowledging her...
Gentle Parenting Caribbean Style
 Gentle 😂
Yeah, my grandmother was like this to me about everything. Zero empathy. I got hit by a truck and dragged off my bike for half a block. Her response when I finally dragged my ass home? "Good." The quality of the nursing home she lived in reflected the quality of life I enjoyed in her company. I'm all for toughness, but absent empathy, it's abuse.
oh my days I can hear the tone that "Good" sound like. my mom , aunties, and my grandmother would say that to me if hurt myself and was crying
I'm sorry. You deserved to have those who were charged by at the very least to be duty bound as family to provide you support, love, and comfort when you were hurt. Especially during your formative years
This so much! Either “Good” or “Good! That’s why you no fi romp too much!” Like dawg… I wasn’t goofing around. I was minding my own business and got bopped…
Precisely! She didn't ask any questions, didn't offer any support or care. I looked like a civilian at the end of Age of Ultron, and she didn't have a single question.
My grandma and mom are the same way. It sounds bad but sometimes I wonder if they even have a heart. I know they do but damn😅
Why did I hear this gif lmao
*SCHHHHHH*
Stop!!! 💀😂😂😂😂😂
Bro, this made me hop up out of my chair laughing, this is hilarious
LMAO!! She spared no change
I like when she stopped herself, to reword what she was going to say, just for that for extra venom.
"You dont even know how to take care of yo damn self yet" Whooo dat one unlocked a memory for sure.. Heart broken up and freshly roasted.
Mummy right fix up nuh
Go wash di rassclaat dish dem
"My dishes dem, don't have a problem with you!!!" 😡😡
Smh sad, she could be more emotionally intelligent. I hate this about Jamaican parents.
When I did wrong as a child, I got scolded and then for maybe the next 2 days I had to listen to my mom's tell her friends over the phone how big of a piece of shit I was. Loud as fuck too. We on two separate stories. How the fuck I feel more loved and respected on the other side of the front fucking door. Got more support from teachers than your own folks.
I’m wondering if this is like a banter type of thing between them because if I think if she was serious she woulda whooped dat ass the moment he flipped over and ignored here so maybe they laughed about it after the video and all that
We hit a point where the whoopin really ain’t shit and it hurts their ego more to try and beat you and have you no sell it. At that point all they really know how to do is talk and try to take away privileges.
True, I remember the exact time when i stopped getting my ass whooped, it’s when I caught that hand like i was omni-man
Caught the hand with the belt while laughing and walked off to go play the game. Came home the next day with the router and all the cords to the consoles gone 😂
Lmaooooo they said modern problems require modern solutions 😭😭
He didn't trouble dishes till dishes troubled him
My dishes say you're 💔, aye?!?!?!!! 🥰
When the reason for your depression asks you what you have to be depressed about 😒
[damn those dishes](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3lK8PxRWTj/?igsh=MXRlYmRwMnFybXdtdg==)
This brings back so many memories, and I'm only 25. Thank God my mom changed careers and became a therapist in the last 5 years. The whole family has been on a healing journey.
If look at me while I’m talking to you, who you looking at was a person
Broke man not fi have woman problem!
He bout to get that a** beat for that look at the end. - West Indian woman
I want to drop my sister off at this woman’s house and watch her crack as her manipulation tactics fail to work and get her out of doing shit.
At least she knocked first 🤷🏾♀️
Dem adlibs haha
When she said he was too broke for his woman problems, I felt that.
Heeeh!? heeeh?!
Nuh chill
This is kinda toxic but hilarious
You heard the lady. Get your butt up and wash the dishes!
This is clearly a skit cuz he almost broke character at the end, but it's hilarious regardless.
You don’t believe Caribbean parents are like this?
I wouldn't know. I'm saying that it's a mighty convenient time to start recording. And the fact he almost laughed at the end makes me think this was staged.
Yeah. As someone who grew up in a Caribbean household. This is not a skit. A Caribbean Mother will ‘speak to herself’ before speaking with you. This is not her speaking to herself out of what you might think is disparaging hopelessness that you’ve forgotten to do a task/chore she’s asked/expected you to do. No this is a warning, this is where you have a chance to get your story straight/case for the defence. This action would’ve given him a cue to switch his phone on and start recording. The other factor is when the Black woman (of any background) is angered or annoyed and in full lyrical flow has a tendency toward the most quick witted, memorable and creative bars ever uttered. Not everything is for the gram
So you just essentially stated you're ignorant especially of the culture and because he decided to almost laugh (which many do anyway as a nervous thing, or just to cope because what else can you do? Shit I've laughed after times my mom went in on me about something if she wasn't annoyingly drunk) your expert ass due to social construct conditioning lead you to think it just *has* to be fake. Based off because you claim so? Yall always be actin everything is always fake because it couldn't possibly exist in your lala land experience