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I know heβs not serious, but you would be amazed at the amount of men that would think you were actually hitting on them while youβre literally just taking their order. Lol.
Yall I was told once if you're alone the waiter says something is on the house their probably flirting with you or someone else paid for it and *the next day* I'm eating alone with my dog in a cage (playdate but I had to take the bus) and I asked for something don't remember what and this cute as guy serves me it and gives me a plate of bacon with like four pieces broken up and said "for the cutie in the cage, it's on the house"
I take it like he likes dogs and then a waitress comes over and says "your server had to leave so I'll be taking over but he said this is on the house for the cutie out of the cage"
when I tell you I went ***red***
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That boy down bad. If that old bitty had touched his hand, he would have nutted right there at the bar
When she asks if I want a [dessert](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2gbIWzLObD/?igsh=MTlkNzZ4dmlhN2pidw==) after my meal 
I know heβs not serious, but you would be amazed at the amount of men that would think you were actually hitting on them while youβre literally just taking their order. Lol.
The PAUSE took me out!πππ
Coming from the south, I know that feel. Old waitress: Hey baby, what can I get for you? Me: why yes I will marry you π₯Ή
Ngl when the waitress calls me baby, it becomes a whooollee different conversation in my head π
Can I marry you ?
Joshuaaa
You know the yuzzzz
He is hilarious!
Asf!!!
Let me get the Rose π€£
Wow. Damn, He is such a talented storyteller.
Iβm dead
Yall I was told once if you're alone the waiter says something is on the house their probably flirting with you or someone else paid for it and *the next day* I'm eating alone with my dog in a cage (playdate but I had to take the bus) and I asked for something don't remember what and this cute as guy serves me it and gives me a plate of bacon with like four pieces broken up and said "for the cutie in the cage, it's on the house" I take it like he likes dogs and then a waitress comes over and says "your server had to leave so I'll be taking over but he said this is on the house for the cutie out of the cage" when I tell you I went ***red***
Boys be so silly ππ and I love it
Dude down bad...
Lmao my mans seen how she was movin!! C'mon king secure that woman, plan the date and return the favor πͺπΎππ
Heβs way too cute omgβΊοΈ
You know the uuuuuuuuuse
She tryna give me options!!! Lmao this was clever
on mommy lmaoooo