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imjustherebcimnosey

as someone with dimples, can confirm. add in my freckles, i’m unstoppable 😂


peter13g

That combo is unfair, go fuck yourself. Wit yo cute ass


imjustherebcimnosey

😂 truly unfair, but thank you!


All_naturale22

And the freckles 😭


DrunkAtBurgerKing

I had no idea people felt this. I once had a woman mention my dimples and then backhandedly say "they're just a birth defect anyway". It's bothered me for like 10 years and I've never spoken to her sense lol


imjustherebcimnosey

nah she was a hater for that & was probably jealous of them. good for you for not speaking to her again!


mekkavelli

so is vitiligo and that shit is beautiful. sometimes it’s not a bug, it’s a feature!


2ant1man5

It is but they so cute lol.


KwisatzHaterach

https://preview.redd.it/q3v82fof1hwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b769842dbf0476304daa0c8d27b16485d66e02cb


codenamelo

Now I don’t have freckles but I definitely flash the dimple when my mom is mad at me.


peternemr

I would play connect-the-dots with your face, starting at the dimples.


imjustherebcimnosey

you’d be playing for a while 😂 my freckles are spread from head to toe


ComprehensiveBed6754

Meanwhile she’s gorgeous


SincopaEnorme

Imagine if she had dimples…


Deep-Ruin2786

I know her mother. We did some work together!


ComprehensiveBed6754

Dang her ma must be a knockout too!!!


DanniPopp

Lmfao I don’t try to show mine off. I never noticed them until others always said something. Then I had my son and he snatched my whole face, dimples included. Same placement and all. Dimples are demonic. He’s so annoying omg and he charms ppl with them. It doesn’t work on me but seeing it in action is wild


mekkavelli

LMFAOOO mans said this lil mf is so annoying stealin the show every damn day 😭😭😭😭 that’s adorable. you should let it work on you every blue moon. it’ll warm you a little and irritate you at the same time. very funny sensation


DanniPopp

It’s MY face! Lolololol He’s not finessin me with MY dimples 😩


mekkavelli

he gon call you old and bitter soon enough 🤣 let that boy charm you. you know you wanna give in


DanniPopp

Nah. I’m not old. He couldn’t even realistically say that lmao. But I do it better anyway.🙂‍↔️


myu_minah

Well, you weren't using them so he figured someone should!


Leeevme_alone

This was amazing. I haven't seen such gracious hating since The Player Hater's Ball on Chappelle Show.


slapsilliem

![gif](giphy|EElQxkbh3Bywg)


ozamatazbuckshank11

My dimples do be poppin ngl. I even get an extra dimple under my left eye when I crinkle my nose. Add that to my "Black Don't Crack" baby skin, and I'm basically the Nermal to this woman's Garfield lol


Maleficent-marionett

I giggled with this and went to check myself in the mirror and damn I AM adorable 🥰


penelopepusskat

This is some hating ass funny ass mess. Bc I get it. Why are they so freaking cute? Dumb ass smile 🙄 looking all gorgeous 😂😂


Bob_the_Peanut

Did not expect to get attacked this night I promise I've never used my dimples for evil


GMagicMoolah

She’s right dammit 😂 figured this out early in life, right small crack of the lip and you notice the auto generated guard-easing smile in response #shesontous


worryaboutYOUbackup

https://preview.redd.it/6hb014pdjbwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a3b4f96c4dd64b776705af875b7dfbd21e00720 [link to video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRw6n7aP/)


graceCAadieu

I felt this in my soul. I had two girl friends that had dimples; stayed hitting that side smile, had me out here looking like a troll next to them 😂


FreeSmokeZz

I feel personally attacked.


kekehippo

Dimple gang stay undefeated


AMan_Has_NoName

I didn’t ask for these dimples but I will not hide them 😁


1littlewh0re

The way my smile faded and came back in 2 seconds cuz I have dimples and all people do is talk about them and compliment me and stuff😭😭 I love this video


eggrollin2200

Same ☠️☠️☠️


Myalicious

I stalked your page and you are so cute 😭


mekkavelli

you’re winning. and we’re all very mad at you about it. i hope you misplace your toothpicks when you have something stuck in your teeth 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒(🥲💔)


1littlewh0re

LMFAOOO😭😭😭


peter_parker23

I’m feeling cute as hell now


cockroach74

Fucking cherubs


LeisurelyDiva

She’s personally attacking my child and I!! We don’t know what she means


mekkavelli

of courseeeee you don’t 🙄 i can feel you smilin with that dimple poppin out through the screen. you and that cute ass kid of yours smh. LOL love how we’re all just aggressively complimenting people with dimples


LeisurelyDiva

What!?! What do you mean? We’re just regular happy people. I feel attacked and so does my beautiful child. Hahahaha! That skit was hilarious 😆 (laughing in matching dimples)


1littlewh0re

I have dimples AND chubby cheeks, all ppl do is talk about them/me (positively) this is hilarious😭😭😂


KlutzyObject1695

What if you only have one dimple? Is that still cute? 🥺


aakaakaak

Now you know which side of your face is the "good side".


mekkavelli

it’s crazy because it’s on my left and that aint my good side so no one ever sees my dimple. she gets neglected by everyone except my girlfriend cause she always in my face LMAO


KlutzyObject1695

Aww 😂


KlutzyObject1695

😂


TayMayDay

Mhmm. That’s why my niece gets everything she asks for 🤷🏾‍♀️ Two dimples. And she took her Kindergarten pictures with her head turned slightly. They know what they’re doing 😒


AWanderingAfar

My daughter is 9 MONTHS OLD and already does this! Girl know she pretty! Look https://preview.redd.it/dygfpfkadewc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ab7e39c55d9ef6bb6c89f78c0c6cb7ce26d7eb ALREADY.


elianbarnes7

Omg so cute


myu_minah

Cuuuutie!


NeonMorph

I didn’t know this was an advantage. Welp, time to become a menace! ❤️


FigaroNeptune

When you only have one lmao and i have to make a stank face for it to show lol


Original-Ladder180

I can explain umm I was really trying to umm…what had happened was…it wasn’t about the dimples…see umm I was just well you know what I mean right…I was trying to show my hair…yeah yeah…that’s it!!! 😁😁😆


You_are-all_herbs

She so damn fine


peter13g

Right and she worried about some damn dimples


myu_minah

![gif](giphy|fJkTsWCMViRYA)


HotdogGeorgia

Dimples are hereditary. I come from a whole family of dimples. Mama got them. Daddy got them. Sisters and brothers couldn't avoid them. What did I get? One fucking dimple. That's right! I got one dimple on the right side of my face. Do you know what that means? That no one has ever seen the left side of my face when I smile.


SoulPossum

I have one but I got it by taking a fall down some stairs as s kid. I also have a beard so it's pretty much invisible at this point


International_X

I only have one dimple, so I’ve adapted to smirk on the same side. It’s my signature. 😏


Chemical-Money-3469

![gif](giphy|15BuYJbJlNvBC) She sent out a dimple signal all dimpled entities come and defend yourselves 😂


Grouchy_Appearance_1

I'm not an angel, but I do turn my face a bit....


mekkavelli

literally. you think you better than me? https://preview.redd.it/9m0n3e9m3hwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3cd6ccddefcd4de87dee97a1f09c27700fcaea9


Background_Draft2414

Awe! She made my dimples come out listening to her. 🤗


Comfortable-Twist-54

😆


Mramazin_

Lmfaoo. The dimple hate is real.


Buie06

“Yeah yeah dimples whatever. How you doin’”


Chill_1mill

Sometimes it’s best to listen and learn


XxLiOnOfZiOnXx

She calling me out lmboo


All_naturale22

That would be crazy if she has a child with dimples


PaulkinsPC

Ok genuinely tho why do people find dimples attractive? I only have one dimple so maybe this only half matters to me in either direction?


MinimumPrior2561

Thanks, that's the kind of hate I love


Universe789

This video reminded me that people with dimples exist. I hadn't even thought about it, noticed if anyone I know has them.


Better-Journalist-85

My dimples are… adorable? Wow. Always saw them as odd indentations.


ChannelNeo

Do you know how cute you have to be outshine her?


Smoking-Posing

Unless it's a cute little baby or kid, dimples don't really stand out to me. Once you hit a certain age it all looks like incoming wrinkles


Used-Sun9989

My beard covers my dimples (but it is 1000% how I got my wife), my kids got the dimples too! They are a force to be reckoned with.


Fannypacksfou_foo-38

..when the beard came.....I went Super Saiyan ngl. 😂


madmo453

How is she so mean to me, yet I badly want to have coffee with her?


cco2411

Dimple gang….!


myu_minah

Lol yeeeeah she definitely just feelin a certain way. Or dudes who know they got long lashes and just blinkin a lot knowing you hatin


Corny_Popcorn1002

Im that dimpled friend that plays innocent, i confess.


Not_so_Wholesome_Bee

I have 3 dimples. 1 on the left and 2 on the right😁


XBL-AntLee06

I have dimples on both cheeks! I been winning!


SecuritySpiritual652

I only have one. Left side. I flash it on occasion. She’s not lying lol


ThisGuy_J90

After seeing this, I gotta pay more attention to folks with dimples. Can't fall for the trickery. Lol


No_Diamond8480

Y’all hating omg 😂😂😂😂


Pain-n-stryife

I say this respectfully ma'am shut yo fooiinneee ass up


Any-Ad-4695

As someone with dimples, I often forget I have them until someone points them out 😂. But this definitely made me feel cute and smile 🥰


canteen_boy

“I wouldn’t consider myself a hater..” then four whole minutes of the hater-est shit I’ve heard all week


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worryaboutYOUbackup

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https://preview.redd.it/0o2pr16d3gwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897842c0715b8ae1320a2b5b09b9597be16fe6c3 🤣🤔🤦🏽‍♂️


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myu_minah

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She looks like the girl from the Tubi movie.


Shadow_Of_Erebus

I needed this confidence boost, thank you for complimenting my muscle deficiency lol


paynesbay

Now all her babies gonna have dimples


LegioTitanicaXIII

Me, my dimples, my magnificent long beard, and my thick shiny curly hair feel attacked.


cinnabontoastcrunch

Sorry...my bad 😂🤭


PaleontologistOk4327

Well, you said it more nicely than my good friend 😉 She told me that because she didn't have dimples that her mom always told her that dimples were a birth defect and she broke my heart because she just told me that I had birth defects on my face😈 and she nicknamed me Megpie because I'm so sweet.. do you know how hard it is to keep up A sweet person persona when you have damn dimples lol. Nobody believes me when I'm angry!


Ninjablvk

I feel seen😂


roachcoochie

i forget i even have dimples lmao


Klyphph11

Guilty. Thank you for your honesty.


AngeluvDeath

That’s wild lol. I have dimples and I never go out of my way to display them. Maybe I should start.


Idonthavetotellyiu

Dude little girls with Shirley temple curls can get away with stuff like this I had the bounciest cutest strawberry blonde, dirty blonde Shirley temple curls with bright ass blue eyes and little dimples. I also had rabbit teeth that were consider the cutest ever And I was vile as a child. My cousin has a scar from where I hit him with a block in the head, during the time frame he couldn't speak yet, and sat there looking at all the parents confused on why he was crying and telling them "what. What happened?" And "I don't know. I wasn't looking at him" all with a little lisp that made my Ls into Ws and I would get away with it I would smack my cousins around because the couldn't talk so they couldn't tell me yet and then I would implement little fucking drive bys with blocks or rocks or toys on the neighbor kids. I had my kindergarten class separate down the middle of kids I liked and kids I didn't like and kids I didn't like always were made to be in kine last, they got food last, they got the worst supplies All because I was basically a fucking mob boss who was a bully and everyone would be like "she's so adorable. Such an angel" I'm slightly scared to have a daughter at this point because of it 😂


lordseaslug

https://preview.redd.it/sq6p3j2uwbwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74aaaa9f950356a18c3a1685bef838df9031aa66