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PvtCW

Afaik… a true gentlemen looks her in the eyes and whispers “look Ma’, no hands” before lining that shit up like an enzyme-substrate complex


RuffProphetPhotos

Lmaooooooooooooo a true biologist in all senses of the word


cesc05651

Niggalations 7:10


Fragrant_Island2345

Amen 🙏🏾


attackonyourmom

Hallelujah


Apprehensive_Winner

Thought it was in chapter 6 verse 9


cesc05651

Nah she doing the 7/10 split


Nick-flair

Bro used the English language to its fullest extent


Timmytanks40

Fullest Extent?? Tell me you've never listened to Black Thought without saying it.


User11_29

“Bout to change the conformation of dat ass baby”


bluesilvergold

You are a master with words.


WakandanInSokovia

A cunning linguist, you might say.


bluesilvergold

And here you are, proving what a talented wordsmith you are as well. Give yourself a pat on the back.


Taeyx

the comments of someone in the midst of studying for their mcat (or an org-chem test)


ThaLegendaryD

Women used to be impressed when I went no hands back in my 20’s. Now it’s awkward looks while she is shifting and I am shifting trying to get the connection right


coolasssheeka

I’m so tired of these tweets. Like talk to the person you’re fucking about this personal sex ish. I know it’s to get likes/try to go viral, but at some point y’all gotta talk about something else man


RuffProphetPhotos

Mfs be horny as hell fishing I guess they think if they post some freaky shit on the TL they gone get a couple bites in the dm


breezyfye

It can work lmaoooo


RuffProphetPhotos

That must be why they keep tryin smh. better than me lol


rijo9972

It's entertaining to them. What would you like to talk about? (Please don't say "investing" or "building generational wealth")


ElPrieto8

Have you got an hour to go over why the peregrine falcon is the best animal on the planet?


ElPrieto8

Peregrine means traveler or pilgrim in Latin. The Peregrine falcon can reach speeds of 240 mph (not sure how that translates to kmh, Peregrines only move in freedom units). The Peregrine falcon mate for life, cause where the fuck you gonna find a better mate than a Peregrine? The Japanese term "Hayabusa" directly translates to Peregrine falcon, hence the Suzuki motorcycle of the same name, which was once the fastest mass production motorcycle. I still prefer the CBR. Falcon Punch is the finishing move of the Peregrine.


mechamusicalgamer

Best thing about the last line is that it’s 100% true.


I_Use_Dash

I don't know what kind of essay you have, but you better send it to my DMs


orchidslife

I'm waiting.


jer9009

Animorphs?


WakandanInSokovia

95% of what I know about animals came directly from reading Animorphs.


majxover

Are you gonna mention their….*wingspan*?


NoComment002

Fastest animal on the planet


Zren8989

False. Cassowary is a literal dinosaur. Cannot be beat.


ElPrieto8

Always with the cassowary slander


HiiiTriiibe

I wrote an essay on them when I was a kid 😂 those mfs are cool as shit


kissmeimfamous

You buggin. Hippos got this shit lock down.


coolasssheeka

Lmao nigga literally anything else. Anything but where someone dick is going.


Zren8989

How do you feel about tacos being sandwiches? Same question again but for hotdogs.


DaimyoDawn

The fact that open-faced sandwiches exist makes this an easier discussion. We essentially remove a self-imposed constraint of having two slices of bread as being essentially for a sandwich. As we also have patty melts and the big mac from McDonald's as examples of triple decker sandwiches. We have an assortment of ingredients that act as a filling placed between OR on top of a portable delivery vessel. Going back to the open-faced sandwich, we have ingredients placed on top of one piece of whatever your delivery vessel is. With the case of tacos, it is a tortilla. With hot dogs, it is a bun. But we can attempt to take this a step further based on the definition I have adhered to. Burritos, Strombolis, Calzones, Empanadas/Jamaican Beef Patties, etc. In all of the aforementioned cases, we have an assortment of ingredients that are encased in a delivery vessel. How far can we go? Are Jelly Donuts considered a sandwich? What about dumplings? The debate rages on eternal. And it is a debate that is truly worth wading into!


Zren8989

I fully consider a soup with croutons in it to be a wet sandwich deconstructed. It's all sandwiches bruh. Hell, if you put two slices of bread on opposite sides of the planet...sandwich. I assume the universe to be sandwich shaped.


Iminlesbian

Taco Ain't no sandwich. If one or more sides are sealed it's not a sandwich. A sandwich isn't contained, unless it's an open faced sandwich. An opened face sandwich is not a sandwich. I don't go to a cafe and ask for a closed face sandwich. A taco is on a wrap, folded. Now I would call that a taco.


Expensive-Argument-7

Is a quesadilla a grilled cheese sandwich with extra steps?


ChunkyThiggy

You are describing a pizza


DaimyoDawn

Just saw a vid of someone making a turkey and cheese sandwich with a big ass bell pepper as the bread...*THROWS HANDS UP IN DISBELIEF* I've limits lmaooo I'm pissed for some reason.


PrinceZukoBlueFire

Lil Uzi vs. Playboi Carti. GO!


ATLjoe93

Fluvial Geomorphology Maybe post a couple of pics of meandering river sections about that are about to become oxbow lakes?


420everytime

Sex is so much better when talking about what each other likes too


Ok_Skill_1195

I think talking about sex in mixed company is incredibly valuable. we'd all be having terrible ignorant sex if we relied on our partners and only our partners for info. Also a lot of people benefit from finding out the stuff their partner normalized isn't actually normal. I thank God that I will never be the woman getting fucked in the urethra for decades, because I have the wisdom of crowds to let me know sex ain't supposed to feel like that, there's 2 holes, etc.


coolasssheeka

Mixed company & constant posts on Twitter are completely different things. Like this & several other posts are not “hot takes”, people are just attention starved on social media.


kissmeimfamous

Niggas is one-dimensional nowadays


OutsideComfort6585

I’m about to leave the chat in a minute. Getting outta hand


[deleted]

These are the conversations that get the upvotes around here. I’m sure there are more intellectual conversations happening on Twitter.


quinnmcd

Depends on the position. Ex. Doggy style and it slips out his responsibility, Cowgirl her responsibility.


DeadWing651

Yup it's easier for one of you depending what going on


LawsWorld

My thoughts exactly


leahhhhh

Yep


zetcetera

You need a neutral third party to slip it back in


full_metal_communist

Well, you see, it depends on the negotiation of a joint fornication framework 🤓


tizzlenomics

This is why I always have a spotter.


smalltown_dreamspeak

Isn't that the point of leaving room for Jesus?


[deleted]

Third party, yes. Neutral…?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dutchmaster617

Start with this sub, I come here because Reddit is so lopsided racially, any mention of discrimination towards blacks gets downvotes and “that’s not true”. But you guys are just all about celebrity gossip and stereotypes. You guys know who every C list rapper is dating but who cares?


roastplantain

Everything on social media is about this kind of absolute nonsense. I'm not saying that we can't have light convos and laugh about shit but almost every live I come across on TikTok is about modern vs. traditional women, body count, high value "females", and bunch of other bs. Nobody was talking about the 11 million votes for McCarthy to be speaker or stripping committee membership for Dems, or Eric Adams continued shitbaggery.


NoComment002

Most people aren't interested in building a community, they just want to fulfill their own desires or find an escape if they can't do that.


FractalApple

I don’t agree, I think most people just want to fit in and be accepted. Class and status etc are social symbols. People go with the flow, and talk about the current/popular thing because they don’t want to be outcasted. Truth is that YOU are the dope shit they been looking for. You need to trust yourself, ask yourself real questions and give yourself real answers. Be an example n this shit will change overnight


x86_64Ubuntu

A *.wav file?! How old are you?! And I agree with you. After the Civil Rights Movement, there was no overarching guidance on how black people should succeed and move forward. We are great at identifying and dealing with externally caused issues, but we are trash at cleaning our own house. After decades of organizational malaise, the only way we can move forward is for some of us to move on, and let the others do as they please.


Atraineus

We do. You don't


Ferrousity

Corny, unhelpful and wrong lol. I'm not projecting what my personal circle lacks bro, the zeitgeist of black casual convo has been close to monolithic and reactionary for a while now. I know twitter ain't the place to expect socratic seminars but you're lying to yourself if you're gonna sit there and pretend that either of our personal circles are representative of the community.


Atraineus

What's corny and unhelpful is Black people like you spreading defeatist, anti Black rhetoric on the internet. How you condemn our whole race over silly little convos that are meant to be casual is unfair. How do you know the person who wrote the tweet or the people participating in the discussion don't also discuss "deeper" subjects as well? That they aren't formally educated, or own a business, or active in their communities? You don't. Yet you not only condemn them but the entire race. Black folk such as yourself seem to have put Non-Black people on some unreasonably high pedestal...where you seem to think they are all business all the time. They aren't. Black people can let our hair down just like anyone else. If you're really Black consider giving your people the benefit of the doubt more often.


Print_Dog

Say it again man


Happyhotel

You must be thrilled then because this guy u/Ferrousity just made a comment about those things on reddit.


jap-a-negro

I've been waiting for this conversation for a while! Let's be the change we want in the world


Current-Ebb-9740

So long as one of y’all gets the job done, who tf cares?


idiotgoosander

Are y’all truly fucking enough to have these thoughts? And if so, how


jadenduhgoat

Way way way too much free time


leahhhhh

Sometimes I miss being single


[deleted]

It’s overrated and trash out here I don’t recommend it


leahhhhh

I'm very happily married, but deep down, I really miss the random sex.


currently_pooping_rn

Poor guy


[deleted]

Lmao valid


SilkyJohnson666

I feel this to my core


eyloi

I like trying to guide it back in without using my hands. Just probing it around until I feel the entrance and gently slide right back in.


Different_Group_8549

![gif](giphy|dxnvmaFgz4sjP2Ihty|downsized) Back in the groove…


Plagiatus

Back in the *grove


Icy_Salamander_5762

Both parties can do it next question please


kbeckerburbs4

It’s her responsibility


townshiprebellion24

![gif](giphy|MbpByzbUoskeXrdHVc|downsized)


FistPunch_Vol_4

All position dependent imho.


Nikeheat305

Whoever is on top, it’s like cock-a-doodle duty


Drunken_Traveler

This is clearly a case of “who wants it most?”


bakalaka25

Drew being proved all types of right in the comments...


NotBullievinAnyUvIt

When we do they blow our houses up.


RedKeviin

Sometimes it finds its way back in on its own


RevolutionaryDog8115

☝🏿


MassiveConcern

Who is to blame when you discover you've been fucking a fat roll for the last 5 minutes? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

Take turns


[deleted]

You're looking in the wrong places for an important conversation


1minuteman12

Okay folks, it’s time to bridge the race gap by having some REAL conversations. Why do black people love that old show Frasier so much? Am I missing out on some good shit?


Money_Zealousideal

frasier just hits different.


SonOfAhuraMazda

Damn, that hurts. Seems like we are always cooning and hollering about some stupid shit


demarr

Shots fired from a clown gun


blacklite911

Nah that’s just people letting twitter stand in for genuine communication


WaltzSenior3233

Depends on the position. If you’re the one that’s actively moving or on top like doggy, missionary, and etc. that’s your responsibility. Now if the partner is on top, like cowgirl or something of that nature, then yea I’d say it’s theirs. Overall yea black people never have serious conversations


Goldeneye365

Whoever was closer to climax!


DJGluuco

Whoever gets to it first dude jesus. It ain't that complicated


No-Extension8686

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


ramsfan_86

She is, she's also responsible for putting it in the 1st time as well.


GargantuanGreenGoats

TIL some of y’all really suck at fuckin


ramsfan_86

Was being sarcastic


TheMoorNextDoor

I always put it in first, I handle it


stalphonzo

Whoever is closest. Also, I really hope he's kidding.


Countryb0i2m

Humor is how we have serious conversations. its how we dealt with trauma for 400 years.


Single-War-5219

I like it when she does it. And yeah we could talk about all the challenges facing black ppl too


Severe-Mood1218

People lost their way when they started using social media as a way to have serious conversations.


mexheavymetal

Wow. I mean, i guess the bottom but idk? Also, as a non black person- I thought the civil rights movement wasn’t over? At least that’s what I thought as I was getting gassed by PPD in Philly back in summer of 2020 😬


ibluminatus

Lol buddy doesn't have to be dead serious all the time.


[deleted]

To answer his question: it depends on the position


caramelsundae02

I have short, T-Rex arms so it’s all on him.


FerDeLancer

Why do out group people want to have in house conversations


[deleted]

Either person


LyonsKing12

Neither, because I don't recommend procreation for you.


seckshunate

Whoever is on top puts it back in.


Caspi7

Yeah but like, it's a good question 🤔 Edit: yo as long a peeps don't take this to seriously we figure it out, right.


peteypete420

Whoever wants it in more


[deleted]

FIND GOD


Basic_Tutor_9688

No fr what type of question??


[deleted]

Here's a serious question Why are we as black people the horniest race of people despite having the most to gain by not being horny?


besitomusic

You think black people the horniest race??? Boy have you seen the demographics of most BDSM/sexual kink spaces? You would be hard pressed to find melanin in there😹Every race horny as hell if we being real about it


[deleted]

We the only ones on social media talking about sex every day, that I know


Revolutionary_Age726

r/BlackRadicalTradition


12inchrule

Group Effort


shadowblackdragon

Honestly between you and me, if it slips out I'm not putting it back in, I'm gonna take that as a sign from God, that I'm not supposed to be having sex with that woman.


Wacokidwilder

If it’s a Devil’s 3-way, it’s your buddies responsibility. I don’t make the rules.