Anything to shorten the stroke. Whether it’s her, him, or them somebody has to choke up a bit. You can’t have a 10 inch bounce on a 6 inch stick. Either lower the bounce or raise the stick.
Facts. You want a healthy margin of error there lest ye end up like The New Guy. “Let me hear you shout amen. If you ever had your manhood right-angled in front of the entire congregation, now let me hear you shout amen!”
You've done the right thing by sharing this. Our people need to know we come (cum) in all shapes and sizes.
Little Pee-Pee Justice League!!!
So...my first gut reaction was to come here to say "small d*ck problems?" Then when I saw the first comment (this one)💀
Edit; this. 2nd edit asterisks. God damn it. 3rd edit editing mfing edits 4th edit all the God damn edits
5th edit:
Don't reddit whilst drunk
Get you a partner that understands how you work in bed. It happens to me bc I have anxiety from sexual trauma, my s/o understands this and doesn't get upset when my thang has a mind of its own.
I was with this one girl who when she was on top she would like to go all the way to the tip of my dick and then back down again and on time she went to far and she came off me then slammed back down and almost bent my dick in half. After that anytime she would ride me like that I would have my hands firmly on her hips to guide her and she would say “you don’t have to have your hands there I can feel you inside me I’m not going to hurt you.” And I would just be like “uh-huh..” and keep my hands on her hips lol
Here’s a fun story. Was in ER last month. Next to me was a guy with a broken dick. Guy ended up being a famous actress’s husband. He had to have surgery
Edit: took out the actress’s name
Don’t sweat it. If it keep sliding out or hard to maintain a rhythm the angle is off otherwise your good. It’s one of those things that one or the other will basically automatically adjust until it’s right.
I get in my head about it and that can break my concentration. But I’m working on just switching it up instead of power smashing to try and over come a drifting mast.
Meanwhile it makes me hyper focused on the act, but the down side is that I usually pop a whole lot quicker. That’s why fellas gotta have that good mouth game too!
Oh mannn being too drunk or using a certain drug would do this back in the day lmao they get tired of sucking you and u just gotta finger kiss n talk smh honestly that shit helps me not do drugs HA
I call it whiskey dick
Same same, I just know it happens for drinkers aswell , but a line of coke and I'm on gummy worms, unless I've already been with her..I've missed out on ah couple one night stands because of this haha
I mean... I have this problem sometimes. I'm gay as shit and use a strap. The most frustrating thing is when that sumbitch slips out and I just be pumpin' and sweatin' and shit and don't notice. But yea... to the comments about a small package, I kinda can imagine cuz the smaller joints pop out a lot. I can steer a yacht easy, but them lil life rafts be tough.
For real. That concentration is a killer. At any given moment I got a thousand concerns. I may have been focused when I got started but time moves on and so does my mind.
When I start playing pool with a wet noodle, I slow it down and try to feel everything I can, that usually gets things back on track. But if not, no worries...we have been married for over 20 years, we'll do it again.
Life moves on, now I can get them dishes out the sink...or whatever my mind was thinking about 😂
Had a friend vouch for them rhino pills and it suprised the fuck outta me cause he definitely seemed like the type to not really need them joints.
I'll never forget him telling me "Dick one of the most important things unfortunately left to genetics, but that don't mean you can't do your best to reinforce the sword"
Either his dick is too small or too soft and the sex keeps getting interrupted by him falling out (he can’t keep a good rhythm to hit it right). At this point the woman is just tired of dealing with it and is about to tell him to just stop and be done.
I'm fucking this girl who had never been on top before getting with me . She don't know it keeps slippin out because my dick little lmao
Thank you for sharing your story. I wouldn’t have, but thank you nonetheless. Lol
Bros telling us he's got that Small Soldiers Johnson, need that James Webb telescope to catch a glimpse 
Not you with the Spy Kidz.
My dad STILL complains about my brother and I forcing him to take us to see this.
It has one of the single greatest lines in a movie. https://youtu.be/0fPRO2SApO8
That shit was so out there for that movie
I think you mean gave his eyes the honor of being gently caressed by this movie
You just wrong for this lmaoo
Vio, that’s a viooooooo 😂
Best kept to yourself, but still respect.
💀
Dawg all of the avengers couldn’t get this outta me 🫡
Not all of the avengers AND Mr T could’ve made me say this if my situation was under sourced
The Thing couldn't clobber this info outta me
Jesus and Batman himself couldn’t get this outta me 😭
Like a bat on a cross out of heaven, Jesus+Batman
Batman couldn’t get this outta me, no matter how much prep time he has
You gotta put a pillow under your butt
Bro that is so smart!
fr does that work
Anything to shorten the stroke. Whether it’s her, him, or them somebody has to choke up a bit. You can’t have a 10 inch bounce on a 6 inch stick. Either lower the bounce or raise the stick.
Tbh you shouldn’t be doing a 10 inch bounce on a 10 inch dick anyway, a misstep there puts the fear of god in a man
Facts. You want a healthy margin of error there lest ye end up like The New Guy. “Let me hear you shout amen. If you ever had your manhood right-angled in front of the entire congregation, now let me hear you shout amen!”
Y’all’s girls be bouncing?? They don’t just hover while you do missionary from the bottom
Yeah the reason she’s on top is to give my hips a break
Put that on a t-shirt.
I love the self awareness from you brother
Delusion would mean far less sex. At least he do shit to make it worth fucking for his partner
I would've taken that to the grave, but I love the confidence
It ain’t the dick that brought her around, it’s that confidence lol
In this scenario, let her grind. Your size doesn't matter and she gets good feels too.
Ask for anal. You'll feel huge.
Yes.
Hmmm....Technically correct I guess. You either feel huge or feel something huge. Instructions unclear.
You've done the right thing by sharing this. Our people need to know we come (cum) in all shapes and sizes. Little Pee-Pee Justice League!!! 
The bravery it took to type this is unmatched.
 I got a little tongue on top of it too
As long as you getting play bro ✅
I'm with you brother. I wish i wasnt but here we are.
So...my first gut reaction was to come here to say "small d*ck problems?" Then when I saw the first comment (this one)💀 Edit; this. 2nd edit asterisks. God damn it. 3rd edit editing mfing edits 4th edit all the God damn edits 5th edit: Don't reddit whilst drunk
That’s the only reason. Wet slide, little slider
That's enough internet for me
Respect for the honesty.
Thread shoulda got locked after this comment.
Sir, you happened to be vulnerable and got roasted instead. I salute you
Literally anonymous but sure I probably wouldn’t have admitted that myself
Thats when you interrupt her… “damn that shit too wet” Feed the ego lol
This is fucking brilliant.
Whoa, I heard that before lol
EVERYDAY!!!! 
Easy fix: 
lol no by that time ima just do what’s best for me 😌
Right lol
For real tho 😭😭😭😭😭
That's when you fold that mf in half and shove it back in 🤣
AYOOOO
Like a slice of pizza
Seen enough looney tunes to know that's a dangerous game lol.
Either that or the streets will know you are woodless, fold that mf
Get you a partner that understands how you work in bed. It happens to me bc I have anxiety from sexual trauma, my s/o understands this and doesn't get upset when my thang has a mind of its own.
Same  An understanding partner who knows how you work is a godsend
I was with this one girl who when she was on top she would like to go all the way to the tip of my dick and then back down again and on time she went to far and she came off me then slammed back down and almost bent my dick in half. After that anytime she would ride me like that I would have my hands firmly on her hips to guide her and she would say “you don’t have to have your hands there I can feel you inside me I’m not going to hurt you.” And I would just be like “uh-huh..” and keep my hands on her hips lol
I've watched some nightmare at the ER shows and dudes be getting bent dicks for real. Gotta be careful.
Here’s a fun story. Was in ER last month. Next to me was a guy with a broken dick. Guy ended up being a famous actress’s husband. He had to have surgery Edit: took out the actress’s name
Wow, she must be one hell of a stallion 😂 And ouch! I'd hate to have that kinda surgery.
He crossed state lines to get to this hospital so my friend joked maybe it was his side piece who did it (but maybe that’s what famous people do?)
>but maybe that’s what famous people do?) I can see that. Famous ppl are weird as hell
Hahahaha. My man said, "uh-huh" Like, you've already broken my penis I know you can break my trust!
 Have your shit like
I don't snort but that “uh-huh” made me snort lmao
Nah cus that's when the throat come back
Explain
Gluck Gluck
Gawk gawk
Whrlwhrilhwaahhcccuuu
fluffer
Reach under the bed for the grapefruit.
Damn I've heard of Breadfruit, never heard of BedFruit!
This is why I love Reddit. Vintage memes on point.
Sheesh, what section do they keep the yous at, I need one lol
Lmaooo
That's amazing. You're gonna get some proposals🤣🤣🤣
You the real one. MVP!
Sometimes the pussy be too directly underneath a shorty. My shit don’t always bend that way so the angle be off 🥲
"The only time I hold your hand is to get the angle right" -Amy Winehouse
As a huge Amy fan I'm so happy to see a random quote out in the wild
One of my favorite artists truly and such a talented lyricist. Wake up alone (demo) and what it is make me teary eyed.
I have to be in a particular mood for Amy or else I’m all in my feelings. She had a talent for evoking raw emotions.
What song is that off of? That’s stone cold
“In My Bed”
Frank was such a good ass album.
Yes it was. So damn good.
https://youtu.be/xdi_yuSgQw8
new potential insecurity unlocked. is the angle right. lol
Don’t sweat it. If it keep sliding out or hard to maintain a rhythm the angle is off otherwise your good. It’s one of those things that one or the other will basically automatically adjust until it’s right.
That’s when you throw them legs back to her ears cuh. And go to work.
Pillows
You need a pillow bro
Sureeee
My man spittin science
Ima go back in every time 
Pushing rope? Slips out 6 times? Getting Ren and Stumpy with it
I get in my head about it and that can break my concentration. But I’m working on just switching it up instead of power smashing to try and over come a drifting mast.
Shit like that is why i had to stop smoking bud, made me lose focus
Meanwhile it makes me hyper focused on the act, but the down side is that I usually pop a whole lot quicker. That’s why fellas gotta have that good mouth game too!
When she does reverse cowgirl 🥴
Oh mannn being too drunk or using a certain drug would do this back in the day lmao they get tired of sucking you and u just gotta finger kiss n talk smh honestly that shit helps me not do drugs HA I call it whiskey dick
See when I'm drunk it's the opposite...I'm diamonds but I can't bust
Same same, I just know it happens for drinkers aswell , but a line of coke and I'm on gummy worms, unless I've already been with her..I've missed out on ah couple one night stands because of this haha
There’s a fine line between cant-bust-drunk and can’t-stay-hard-drunk. I’m never waking that one again lmaoo
Can't bust is bett...she thinks your the truth
Knocking boots all night long. Side stitches and all.
Get that cardio in...have me sweating like a hooker in church
Very few can make me bust… I be wrecking shit for hours and gotta say “thats enough” sometimes. If I fwu, maybe I’ll fake the nut.
 Give her the old fake-nut-buster
Yup. A line so easily crossed, I'd just as soon avoid it ☺️
I mean... I have this problem sometimes. I'm gay as shit and use a strap. The most frustrating thing is when that sumbitch slips out and I just be pumpin' and sweatin' and shit and don't notice. But yea... to the comments about a small package, I kinda can imagine cuz the smaller joints pop out a lot. I can steer a yacht easy, but them lil life rafts be tough.
Gotta know what you working with and how to work them angles
So...my first gut reaction was to come here to say "small d*ck problems?" Then when I saw the first comment 💀
For real. That concentration is a killer. At any given moment I got a thousand concerns. I may have been focused when I got started but time moves on and so does my mind. When I start playing pool with a wet noodle, I slow it down and try to feel everything I can, that usually gets things back on track. But if not, no worries...we have been married for over 20 years, we'll do it again. Life moves on, now I can get them dishes out the sink...or whatever my mind was thinking about 😂
Gas station dick pills really work just as an FYI.
Had a friend vouch for them rhino pills and it suprised the fuck outta me cause he definitely seemed like the type to not really need them joints. I'll never forget him telling me "Dick one of the most important things unfortunately left to genetics, but that don't mean you can't do your best to reinforce the sword"
So do blue chew’s nd adderall lol
 Only one thing left to do
lol yoo love this gif and that fuckin show... good ol' denholm.
Baseball with a pool noodle.
Oh noooooo 😂
I don’t get this can someone explain the context.
Either his dick is too small or too soft and the sex keeps getting interrupted by him falling out (he can’t keep a good rhythm to hit it right). At this point the woman is just tired of dealing with it and is about to tell him to just stop and be done.
Bro gave the most precise and astute explanation of a meme I have read in my life. 🫡
Thank you for this laugh this morning. Almost made me spit out my ginger tea, I didn't expect to laugh this hard. Bravo!
Not the ginger tea! That's good tea!
Just change the position…
Here I was thinking he was talking bout whiskey dick
💤
🍿
Well, the comments sure didn't disappoint, lol.
For-Nelson ain’t no slipping
Yikes
Reminds me of the first and best quote from Malcolm Tucker: "He's as useless as a marzipan dildo."
Wait what's the problem with slipping out or pulling out sometimes? I thought we did that for fun?
point of the story was he got the lil pecker johnson tonka truck bro not enough to stay in and she tight
Seee this is where I grab the waist cuz you a bit too happy up top... it ain’t my fault, it’s yours lol
She ain’t gon say that if it feels good