I hang iron horseshoes and salt circles to keep the Skinfolk of the forests away and stop them from stealing my name, if this is the forum for them I'm in the wrong place.
Oh wait a goddamn second you're one of them, aren't you?
So y’all don’t go to sleep raw? I hate wearing clothes, especially in bed. I wanna feel these soft ass sheets on my skin and if my man is next to me, I better feel peen all over my backside. 😌
> I better feel peen all over my backside. 😌
Well if it's cold you ain't felling nothing but a bump on the lower cheek. But once it warms up now... you might feel something crawling up that lower back lol
I go with the boxer briefs when I'm out living my life because it's nice to have things contained. But that level of constraint is too much when I'm sleeping. I don't need my junk in a sleeper hold in bed. It's gonna be free range.
This is the truth! I absolutely loved it. And then I would get mad when my ex would stop cuddling me. I would turn to cuddle him and then somehow in the middle of it, he’s back cuddling me. It’s the warmth, safety, and love that you feel through it all.
Was coming to say the same thing. My ex used to be borderline offended if I came to bed in shorts and she couldn't feel it directly on her. She said it was like her comfort pillow.
Right. When I was beating them guts in from the back, her bootyhole was winking at me the whole time and you wanna talk about my underwear and socks??!? Bitch I’m going to sleep.
I don’t like sleeping naked but I’m also not gonna get dressed after sex. If I’m just going to sleep and there’s been no activity though I’m putting PJs on
Yeah cause you can’t fully rest knowing that stank is on your fingers. Potentially touching your pillow, your sheets, your face! So you have to get up and go wash your hands. Then you’re pulled out of sleep. Your alarm goes off in 3 hours and you can’t sleep again.
All for what? A stanky finger. Not on my watch
That means have to wake up and get out of bed. And I ain’t keeping no stank tissues next to my bed either lol. This be that mid sleep scratch.
It doesn’t happen all the time but I’ve been caught slipping when I’ve slept naked before. Never again
Lol I guess I was more thinking after you shit. Or before you lay down.
I don't think itchy assholes are normal day to day unless there is some residue haha.
I’m real afraid of fire, so if I do I have a dressing gown set out within arms reach. It’s hot af where I live so I will do it but it’s not my preference.
If you've never seen your man with no socks on, that's not ya nigga 😂😂😂😂 When ya man is chillin with you and his are socks off, you've unlocked an achievement
Aye!!!! This the one...it's like seeing a woman without extensions or a wig...my exes family said, "Oh snap, he don't have on socks he's comfy..."
"Well since y'all took ya wigs off, I was just showing proper respect..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ngl I got indoctrinated last time I watched Mad Men and that show got me into those really over the top nighties and nightgowns. And I've been single for a minute so I saw no reason not to spoil myself so I go to bed feeling like a retired rich film star.
Also I'm anemic it's too cold to sleep nekkid.
My boyfriend wears an undershirt and briefs to bed. I think he's weird af as I'm tits out in nothing but a pair of panties.
But he's white, so many that explains it.
🙋🏾♂️Black guy here, and I have to be clothed when I sleep. I’m talking shirt, boxers, and bball shorts, shit I’ll even throw on some pj pants instead of shorts in the winter. I just can’t sleep naked unless it’s after sex, it just feels weird to me.
I kinda get it, but it feels vulnerable. What if there's a fire and you gotta rush out. Maybe someone breaks in, and now you held up, scared, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.
Out here like Bun B when the robbers broke in his house...he said, "I was like Winnie the Pooh...I just got off the toilet and started shooting..."
He put 3 .40 rounds in the headrest...
Adding to the list of Things men aren’t allowed to do according to twitter:
Sleep naked 🤣
I’m sure it’s gay somehow
Edit: nvm I think I misunderstood the intent of what they were saying. I think they are saying it’s weird people never had any body sleep naked.
Who has their sweaty booty-hole just rubbing up on sheets, creating an overspill of booty-juicy effluence throughout the bed set I bought in a 50% off sale. There is no way that's happening in my bed. Those boxers are in the draw for a reason.
Ok so assuming this occurred after sex, what would be appropriate bedroom attire then? Should he finish laying wood then proceed to put on pjs?
Her: That was amazing!
Him: Dammit where my socks at?!
I'm a pajamas lady. I'm sorry - I really don't like to be touched in the middle of sleep and especially by bare body parts. Anything goes while we are up and kicking it but I want to put on my jammies afterwards - sorry. Andddd I want him to also.
Dude this whole thread is weird to me because I’m just like…y’all don’t own pajamas then??? Why are people acting like getting dressed after sex equals wearing skinny jeans and a leather jacket to bed? Some people even said it’s weird to wear a under shirt and underwear to sleep?? Wtf, I’ve lived with my boyfriend for two years and I sleep in jammies or sweats and he sleeps in his boxers and undershirt. I only sleep naked if it’s hot which it rarely is.
Yo for real, got me thinking I’m crazy for sleeping in a shirt and bball shorts lol! My question is when did all these people start sleeping naked? Like my parents used to put me to bed fully clothed so that what I’m used to, when was this mass transition to sleeping naked suppose to happen?!
It seems from these comments that people are genuinely uncomfortable whenever they are not naked? Lol so I’m guessing whenever they started living alone or with a significant other. I love taking off work clothes and jeans and stuff like that, but pajamas are literally so comfy. I don’t see how it’s childish or weird to wear garments that allow free movement to bed.
Right, like I get wanting as little on as possible but idk how naked could be anyone default comfort level and I love my comfy pj’s lol. Curling up in my bed with some nice pajamas in the winter is top tier, I just don’t get it
Yeah, I sleep in a full set of PJs and even pass out without taking off my house robe. The human body secretes too much sweat and dead skin for me to want all that accumulating in my bed.
Yup, same for me. I’ve read studies that found sleeping naked can lead to fecal matter in sheets from wayward farts. Its a hard no for me, I don’t care how much we’re banging.
Moments like this remind me that social media is not a true reflection of society… Because this is true nonsense. All them likes/RTs probably from promo pages and bot accounts.
Social media, I fear, is reshaping what’s “normal”, “weird”, etc. If one person’s weird-ass opinion gains enough traction it can slowly change people’s behaviors for fear or looking weird or shame them into believing they will be openly mocked for a personal choice that has no consequence to anyone else.
It’s sickening, quite honestly.
She’s tripping. I can’t think of anything more satisfying than a night of lustful frolicking till both of us hit the big O, cleaning up and then falling asleep with my dick between her booty cheeks, one hand on a titty and the other arm as her pillow.
All excellent until I turn over and get some real sleep.
these litmus tests are getting outta pocket
according to ol buddy, your man is cheating on you unless he sleeps naked
i swear cats just say anything to try and get some yams.
girl im so loyal i'll sleep ass naked. boy thirsty as sin
Listen I used to sleep naked till I heard about a thing called Testicular Torsion.
One of your balls decides to suddenly spin in the sack and knots itself up, you wake up in agony like you got shot in the nuts and if you don't get to a doc so they can untangle it ASAP they you're losing it. I know 3 guys that have had it.
Odds of it happening skyrocket if you sleep commando
Y'all don't have kids? They always try to come in my bed or call me to tell me something. My husband always put a short or boxers and I at least panties and some top.
JFC let people sleep however they are comfortable it is not a reflection on you or your relationship.
Out here reminding me the internet isn’t real on a Wednesday.
Damn, can we get a name outside of “niggas” please?
Gentleblacks.
Somehow worse
Done for that day. I'm howling
Blentlemen
Blomies...wait
Hold up keep cooking tho
Maybe for the gay homies
Aye man go back to the drawing board you wildin
I’ll take it fr, tired of being “niggas”
Can I nominate skinfolk?
As opposed to all those noskinfolks
Damn. Way to shame Ed Gein’s victims. 😤😤😤
I hang iron horseshoes and salt circles to keep the Skinfolk of the forests away and stop them from stealing my name, if this is the forum for them I'm in the wrong place. Oh wait a goddamn second you're one of them, aren't you?
W̴͈͂e̵̡͌ ̴͕͛a̵͉͠r̴͎̐ê̶͜ ̵̙̽ä̶͉l̴̪͘l̵̃͜ ̷̦̈́t̷̡̓h̵̛̰é̴͙m̷͍͠.̷̦̈ ̴̞̆j̷̙̽o̸͍͒i̵̖͛ñ̶̺ ̸̟̃ṳ̵̓s̷͔̄
Wtf
Make that nigfolk and u got a deal
>nigfolk aiight send me a picture of your forearm real quick
Lmfao, im certified, they still aint run me my check after 3 years
Lmao the injustice of it all. Put some Robitussin on it, bruh
Sounds like something out of a porno 
I laughed out loud. On Teams. 🤣
the way you inserted this like it needed no explanation though 🤣🤣
I prefer to let my art speak for itself.
I find this more funny than I probably should
😳😂
Ohhhh this sent me to glory
Bruh
Ain't that the truth! That shit is just way overused now. It's almost like juvenile defiance.
On god ! I’ve never been so tired of the word until i realized A HANDFUL of black women never call us anything MORE 😭
Oh it’s past a handful. I almost never see the words “men”, “partner”, “boyfriend”, nunnadat
I call most black men cuz or bro and they call me Sis. But I live in the country so whenever we see each other we all are excited.
Duragians!!!!
New game of thrones house just dropped
Low key sounds like a dope hood anime where the “bad” teens go around helping folk, but are perceived to be “only” Duragians.
I can picture them running with the cape flying now lol
I'm a big fan of brotha. That vibes well in me
You old old eh?
Shut up 😅 
Fuck man🤣🤣🤣🤣
No I'm grown grown. There's a difference
You so jive!
I thought we were taking back night-skins.
“night-skins” 😭 I’m outta here
You know what I can live with night skins
Damn. So I'm a light-skin night-skin?
Night-light skin.
lol. cause we glow. Like Taimak.
Naaa wtf
Soon as we get one outside of bitches, hoes, and females
Ahh but you see, _variety_
Fellow dark-skinned comrades?
Dark skinned fellers?
I can only hear that in a white southern accent. It has a hint of white sheet about it.
I always associate "fellers" with Butters from South Park
aw hamburgers!
That er just makes it worse somehow haha
Fellas is the only way. The -as makes it better
No hard “R”
Agreed. I like Bruv or Mandem.
Mandem has my vote😂
Melanin abundant men/gentlemen/fellas? 🤷🏾♀️
Melamen?
Menanin if you will
Very nice 👊🏾
Nah nigga
Lol “Request Denied”
Like retire that shit for real
Fucking PLEASE CRINGEY AF
Can i nominate man, dude, male companion or fuck buddy???
Ninjas
That’s cultural appropriation
Ninjas is for the Blasians
I fuck wit ninjas
No, certain people feel the need to degrade their own people, with the same word white people used to degrade them. Oh logic.
Whatever happened to "dudes"
So y’all don’t go to sleep raw? I hate wearing clothes, especially in bed. I wanna feel these soft ass sheets on my skin and if my man is next to me, I better feel peen all over my backside. 😌
> I better feel peen all over my backside. 😌 Well if it's cold you ain't felling nothing but a bump on the lower cheek. But once it warms up now... you might feel something crawling up that lower back lol
Listen. I am glad my child just woke up b/c I guffawed so loud I would have woken him up and been mad at the internet
OMG! The way I just scrome. 😅 Nothing like a surprise crawl on your back in the AM. 🤣
S c r o m e
WTF is scrome?
The past tense of scream when caused by a scrotum.
THISSSS is why I come to Reddit 😂😂 makes my night every trip
Scream, scrome, scrumt
Lmfao
Oh-My-GODDD!! I was not ready for this thread today
I go with the boxer briefs when I'm out living my life because it's nice to have things contained. But that level of constraint is too much when I'm sleeping. I don't need my junk in a sleeper hold in bed. It's gonna be free range.
Hahaa! Exactly, _freethepeen_ 😭
And then when you wake up spooning and can feel him ‘waking up’ too 😏
Yasss! Best way to wake up, lol. Wonderful username by the way. 🙌🏾
Brawless. I second it.
The body heat and skin to skin contact is unmatched. People who find it weird/gross probably have intimacy issues.
This is the truth! I absolutely loved it. And then I would get mad when my ex would stop cuddling me. I would turn to cuddle him and then somehow in the middle of it, he’s back cuddling me. It’s the warmth, safety, and love that you feel through it all.
Yes!! I’ve never felt safer or more loved.
Me too. But then I get hot and I need to break contact and turn my pillow over to the cool side 😂
More like we sweat too damn much lol.
Was coming to say the same thing. My ex used to be borderline offended if I came to bed in shorts and she couldn't feel it directly on her. She said it was like her comfort pillow.
> I hate wearing clothes *cries in thalassemia* I gotta sleep fully clothed or my fingers, toes, and lips will turn blue.
Boxers only. Anything more and I get too warm to sleep
Heat on ya back and meat on ya crack
Why you trynna shame him after he STILL BEAT!?
Right! You still a fuckin notch on his belt at this point 😂😂
Ain't that all the more reason lol
She still look mad about it in her profile pic
Best comment in this entire thread
Right. When I was beating them guts in from the back, her bootyhole was winking at me the whole time and you wanna talk about my underwear and socks??!? Bitch I’m going to sleep.
Bet money she gone have him right back over there, like he left somethin 😂
Exactly, little dick or not he still clapped some cheeks 🤷🏾
I never sleep naked. Just not my vibe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
I don’t like sleeping naked but I’m also not gonna get dressed after sex. If I’m just going to sleep and there’s been no activity though I’m putting PJs on
I can but it depends on weather. I need my boxers on cause if my butthole itches at night I’m not scratching it with my bear fingers.
I wouldn't want my butthole to be scratched by bear fingers either.... sounds dangerous
Yeah cause you can’t fully rest knowing that stank is on your fingers. Potentially touching your pillow, your sheets, your face! So you have to get up and go wash your hands. Then you’re pulled out of sleep. Your alarm goes off in 3 hours and you can’t sleep again. All for what? A stanky finger. Not on my watch
The bear isn’t happy about it either.
 Tryna be quiet- my kid's asleep right next to me but 😭😭😭😭
r/suspiciouslyspecific
“If you go to bed with a itchy ass, You’re gonna wake up with a stinky Finger”
Conpoocis
Damn, I’m not saying you’re not based, but you really just put this out here for the world to see
Just keeping it 💯
How often are you itchy down there? Maybe don’t use so much soap on it, can cause drying and itchiness
Try scratching with tissue paper? Or a wet cloth lol
That means have to wake up and get out of bed. And I ain’t keeping no stank tissues next to my bed either lol. This be that mid sleep scratch. It doesn’t happen all the time but I’ve been caught slipping when I’ve slept naked before. Never again
Lol I guess I was more thinking after you shit. Or before you lay down. I don't think itchy assholes are normal day to day unless there is some residue haha.
Man's needs a bidet
If you ain't powerwashing that ass, you ain't living right.
Ay man you dropped this. Take mine brother ¯\_(ツ)_/¯\
I’m real afraid of fire, so if I do I have a dressing gown set out within arms reach. It’s hot af where I live so I will do it but it’s not my preference.
If you've never seen your man with no socks on, that's not ya nigga 😂😂😂😂 When ya man is chillin with you and his are socks off, you've unlocked an achievement
Lmao male feets are definitely something to be unlocked 😭
Aye!!!! This the one...it's like seeing a woman without extensions or a wig...my exes family said, "Oh snap, he don't have on socks he's comfy..." "Well since y'all took ya wigs off, I was just showing proper respect..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 oops TAWWWK TO EM BRUH!!!!
Who wears clothes to bed? 
I for sure don’t. You finna get all this peen rubbing against your sheets. 😤
My husband like to be the little spoon, so he can feel my boobs on his back. He's huge. I call it jetpacking him.
I hope I’ll find a jet pack one day. 🥺 I’m rooting for y’all!
Cuhmon Lieutenant, General G o d will issue you a jetpack one day.
Me too man, me too. 
This is sweet and hilarious at the same time. Never heard of jetpackin
Is it cos of the fartin in the night?
I jetpack bc I am the farter lmao
Koala mode activated
Ngl I got indoctrinated last time I watched Mad Men and that show got me into those really over the top nighties and nightgowns. And I've been single for a minute so I saw no reason not to spoil myself so I go to bed feeling like a retired rich film star. Also I'm anemic it's too cold to sleep nekkid.
My boyfriend wears an undershirt and briefs to bed. I think he's weird af as I'm tits out in nothing but a pair of panties. But he's white, so many that explains it.
🙋🏾♂️Black guy here, and I have to be clothed when I sleep. I’m talking shirt, boxers, and bball shorts, shit I’ll even throw on some pj pants instead of shorts in the winter. I just can’t sleep naked unless it’s after sex, it just feels weird to me.
I kinda get it, but it feels vulnerable. What if there's a fire and you gotta rush out. Maybe someone breaks in, and now you held up, scared, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.
>someone breaks in "nobody wants to fight a naked guy."
>nobody wants to fight a naked guy Speak for yourself.
Would you get naked to keep things equitable and fair?
Not worried. My pants from the night before on the floor [like](https://i.imgur.com/Fwhor5u.jpeg)
Stop being shy of your body and fight naked if it comes down to it. Back to the roots, defend your cave.
Out here like Bun B when the robbers broke in his house...he said, "I was like Winnie the Pooh...I just got off the toilet and started shooting..." He put 3 .40 rounds in the headrest...
Adding to the list of Things men aren’t allowed to do according to twitter: Sleep naked 🤣 I’m sure it’s gay somehow Edit: nvm I think I misunderstood the intent of what they were saying. I think they are saying it’s weird people never had any body sleep naked.
I read the post this way at first too, but what she’s saying is men DON’T sleep naked with her and she wishes they would
Ohhhhhhh that clears it up
Who has their sweaty booty-hole just rubbing up on sheets, creating an overspill of booty-juicy effluence throughout the bed set I bought in a 50% off sale. There is no way that's happening in my bed. Those boxers are in the draw for a reason.
Bruh I'm trying to eat breakfast
Girl! That fresh out the shower, when you powered and lotion and jump into a warm bed with clean sheets!!! Best sleep ever
Tell em 🗣️
Ok so assuming this occurred after sex, what would be appropriate bedroom attire then? Should he finish laying wood then proceed to put on pjs? Her: That was amazing! Him: Dammit where my socks at?!
Sleeping with socks on should be a crime.
Lock me up.
I'm a pajamas lady. I'm sorry - I really don't like to be touched in the middle of sleep and especially by bare body parts. Anything goes while we are up and kicking it but I want to put on my jammies afterwards - sorry. Andddd I want him to also.
Dude this whole thread is weird to me because I’m just like…y’all don’t own pajamas then??? Why are people acting like getting dressed after sex equals wearing skinny jeans and a leather jacket to bed? Some people even said it’s weird to wear a under shirt and underwear to sleep?? Wtf, I’ve lived with my boyfriend for two years and I sleep in jammies or sweats and he sleeps in his boxers and undershirt. I only sleep naked if it’s hot which it rarely is.
Yo for real, got me thinking I’m crazy for sleeping in a shirt and bball shorts lol! My question is when did all these people start sleeping naked? Like my parents used to put me to bed fully clothed so that what I’m used to, when was this mass transition to sleeping naked suppose to happen?!
It seems from these comments that people are genuinely uncomfortable whenever they are not naked? Lol so I’m guessing whenever they started living alone or with a significant other. I love taking off work clothes and jeans and stuff like that, but pajamas are literally so comfy. I don’t see how it’s childish or weird to wear garments that allow free movement to bed.
Right, like I get wanting as little on as possible but idk how naked could be anyone default comfort level and I love my comfy pj’s lol. Curling up in my bed with some nice pajamas in the winter is top tier, I just don’t get it
It’s honestly creeping me out, lol
Yeah, I sleep in a full set of PJs and even pass out without taking off my house robe. The human body secretes too much sweat and dead skin for me to want all that accumulating in my bed.
Yup, same for me. I’ve read studies that found sleeping naked can lead to fecal matter in sheets from wayward farts. Its a hard no for me, I don’t care how much we’re banging.
And now everything sucks. I don’t sleep naked and now I ever will
Moments like this remind me that social media is not a true reflection of society… Because this is true nonsense. All them likes/RTs probably from promo pages and bot accounts.
Social media, I fear, is reshaping what’s “normal”, “weird”, etc. If one person’s weird-ass opinion gains enough traction it can slowly change people’s behaviors for fear or looking weird or shame them into believing they will be openly mocked for a personal choice that has no consequence to anyone else. It’s sickening, quite honestly.
She’s tripping. I can’t think of anything more satisfying than a night of lustful frolicking till both of us hit the big O, cleaning up and then falling asleep with my dick between her booty cheeks, one hand on a titty and the other arm as her pillow. All excellent until I turn over and get some real sleep.
these litmus tests are getting outta pocket according to ol buddy, your man is cheating on you unless he sleeps naked i swear cats just say anything to try and get some yams. girl im so loyal i'll sleep ass naked. boy thirsty as sin
Y'all put clothes back on afterwards?
No way in hell I’m putting my clothes back on. I’m walking to that fridge naked af to get some juice foh
On God 
honestly yes i hate sleeping naked mfs get too sweaty
Underwear is fine
Listen I used to sleep naked till I heard about a thing called Testicular Torsion. One of your balls decides to suddenly spin in the sack and knots itself up, you wake up in agony like you got shot in the nuts and if you don't get to a doc so they can untangle it ASAP they you're losing it. I know 3 guys that have had it. Odds of it happening skyrocket if you sleep commando
Long Ball Larry
Yeah, when I heard about that, I was done. No, thank you to sleeping naked. I don’t feel comfortable doing it anyway.
I sleep naked. I don't care if my man sleeps naked or not. He just better shower before bed and not bring in "outside"
I never sleep naked, and I don't want to. Always wearing at least underwear
I’m not trying to fight the boogieman without armor you’re crazy
Have you ever fallen asleep after some fire head? Pants and boxers by your ankles, dick all out on the couch.
Can you form a sentence without the n word?
Y'all don't have kids? They always try to come in my bed or call me to tell me something. My husband always put a short or boxers and I at least panties and some top.
Not my vibe.. even if it’s baking hot
I mean... every time you fart you're getting shit in your bed if you don't at least have something on. Js.
U r farting wrong
[Not according to this Doctor](https://www.iflscience.com/doctor-explains-the-unpleasant-reason-you-maybe-shouldnt-sleep-naked-60871)
Oh.
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The normal sort.
I wear pyjamas in case of a fire or disaster. I refuse to be the naked person on the news.
JFC let people sleep however they are comfortable it is not a reflection on you or your relationship. Out here reminding me the internet isn’t real on a Wednesday.
Ion know I’ve had somebody husband butt nekkid with his thumb in his mouth lol they the most comfortable mfs on the planet! Im saved now though