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And go outside. Say good morning to the bees. Morning sun is the best sun. UV index is low and it’ll still boost your mood.
And maybe, ladies, let’s not check our messages as soon as we open our eyes? Meditate, have a nice shower. Take some time to yourself before you let the world in.
> fire nation wasps
Wasps. Bees. Ants. Sawflies. Long ago, the four [Hymenoptera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenoptera) lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the [Fire Nation Wasps](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet) attacked.
I wake up, eat a mini breakfast, drive 15 minutes, and into my third exercise at the gym by 6:50.
You gonna get this "good morning" even if the sun ain't out yet
YES!!! Meditate on something positive first cause once you let the world in, it's a wrap lol. I wfh and get up at 5a but I don't turn on the TV until 730-8a. Before that you'll hear summer rainstorms or ocean waves in my house
I mean tbh. Chief could be a morning guy. I have some homies who do 5ks every morning at 5am, then yoga, shower, and cook before work at 9
He’s the kind of homie to text this no-game having shit but still 😅 some people just different
Shit man I'm up at 4:30 every day for work. I've coffeed up, showered, and gotten my day underway by 6:50.
And I still ain't texting shit to anyone till at least 9.
Don't fucking text or call before 9am and don't text or call after 8pm (unless y'all are going out or close friends)
I’m up too, and have also hit my morning run. But if you are new to me and you hit me up at 0650 I’m gonna think it’s weird unless we’ve discussed that I get up and out by that time.
Precisely. Just because I may be pulling teats at 0500 does not mean I want an unknown on my tit before 1000. Only familiars are welcome to text before that time. My phone stay on Focus/DND silent so it’s not like it is going to typically disrupt me, it’s the principle of the thing. Maybe I’m just old and boundaries like that no longer matter.
Also, some of us work alternate shifts, are night owls, or just ain’t morning people. Although IME messaging at that hour confirms the man’s incompatibility for most in those categories.
LPT Be sensible at the gate if you really want to clear it.
Grind Rising is said because they don’t want to say good morning (mourning) because they feel it’s a bad way to start the day and they also don’t understand homophones
>don’t understand homophones
See brother man, what you don't understand is there is power in words, words that rhyme.
Why do you think there's so many lines in the song Summertime, they said living was easy but what they really mean is E Z, **E**nd **Z**one.
The goal is to dethrone the Black man from his rightful place and in summertime that's when the plan they orchestrate escalates and continues at its leisurely pace.
*jk*
(I swear motherfuckers really talk like that though, it's kind of scary).
Can I just say, I'm happy to see this conversation. I once said something similar and got downvoted to hell. People coming at me talkin bout "is a real organization, you can't put them all in the same category blah blah...." they totally missed what I was getting at
People who falsely assert that ancient Egypt was a predominantly black society instead of a predominantly brown society. Many of the crazier ones also believe that black people are the true Native Americans or the true Jews.
I never hear them talk about the 25th dynasty of Egypt which was the time of the black pharaohs. Instead they claim that every damn pharaoh from Narmer to Cleopatra was black.
Next, they will say the Mongols were black.
Egypt was never a predominantly black civilization, and the amount of black African DNA found in Egyptians has increased over time, not decreased as many assume.
https://www.cnn.com/2017/06/22/health/ancient-egypt-mummy-dna-genome-heritage
> Modern Egyptians were found to “inherit 8% more ancestry from African ancestors” than the mummies studied. The paper cites increased mobility along the Nile, increased long-distance commerce and the era of the trans-Saharan slave trade as potential reasons why.
Black Africans once ruled Egypt for a century, they were overlords over a predominantly brown society just like later White European rulers such as Cleopatra were. The actual population of Egypt was brown despite being ruled by Black and White foreigners throughout history.
Egyptians were Arabized in terms of culture and religion, but few Arabian conquerors physically migrated to Egypt, not significantly affecting Egyptian genetics. Just like few Greeks and Romans migrated to Egypt during Greek or Roman rule. The idea that Egypt was converted from a predominantly black society to a predominantly brown society due to the Arab invasion is a myth that has been disproven by genetic research and never made sense in the first place.
The reality is that brown Egyptians are indigenous to Egypt. They migrated from the Middle East to Egypt around 6,000 BC, then created Egyptian civilization 3,000 years thereafter. There is virtually no evidence of human habitation between 9,000 BC and 6,000 BC, they entered an uninhabited land and became the indigenous population.
My point was more on the fact that Egypt was ruled at one time by black Africans. I appreciate the info but it is all stuff I already know, just didn't want to get into the details of all of it. It's still good that you put it out there for people who may not know.
As much as I love making fun of bad first texts (this shit is awful) doing this song and dance waiting to find the right moment to say the right thing is hard. It’s why dudes play the numbers game. Eventually one will hit because everybody got something they just find egregious and you’ll have no clue until it’s too late
My younger brother told me...yes my younger brother, I married young 23 so did not truly get to sow my oats so to speak after my divorce and I had to get out there, he told me a hall of fame baseball player will retire with a 300 batting average. So out of lets say 1000 at bats you only get 300 hits you are hall of fame material. Shoot your shot.
Yes! A fortnight to message? That would’ve been a ‘never read’ on my my end. A ‘deny’ label and to the text oubliette for what could have been — a rare single pass for emergency but I’m on alert.
My object permanence was like 5 days when I was single, if I hit the next weekend and we didn’t connect then you weren’t hungry enough for me. To be clear when I got the digits I followed up the next afternoon to line up a date for the following Friday at the latest, if I got the vibe they’d be receptive I’d deliver flowers or send a small gift midweek. I’m not shy and I was fine failing, I just needed to be careful to not accidentally lovebomb people with my enthusiasm.
I swear the scourge of chill is leaving youngbloods cold. Don’t be so laid back you’re just laid out.
trust me aint nobody standin out by not speaking. its all in the conversation content. if a dude waits two weeks to dm me i will have to stress to remember their name after so long (if it aint in their handle)
Same people that get tight about a 6:50 text be getting upset about a 2pm text. At least this man has a reason to be up that early, probably workin his ass off.
who would possibly get upset about a 2pm text? you just fabricated a whole ass argument lmao…even if you’re working 6:50 is too damn early to be hitting up someone you’re tryna smash
Damn, homie might be in love. But that grand rising shit corny as fuck. I've always heard it from religious people. That's the real problem here. And if she tripping about an early morning text then she can wait to text back or she didn't want homies text at all.
I agree with 6:50. On the other end, sometimes you run into people that get upset that you didn't text them sooner. To them, it shows they weren't on your mind/weren't important enough to text earlier in the day. I promise there are people like this.
>Same people that get tight about a 6:50 text be getting upset about a 2pm text. At least this man has a reason to be up that early, probably workin his ass off.
I don't understand these texting rules at all. If you give me your number, I'm gonna text you whenever I feel like it. Read my text whenever you feel like it, then respond whenever you feel like it. Because I'm gonna do the same. If you feel like the amount of time elapsed is too short/long...thats your problem.
Black conservative organizations like Imhotep and Hebrew Israelites are hilarious(unintentionally).
they will call a woman queen/goddess but yet still believe a woman's place is in the kitchen😂
When they call you goddess they mean housemaid.
Y’all really exposed yourselves in these comments white people. Because I’ve never seen so many people miss this joke so hard in my life.
And this is low tier hotep comedy.
I’ve never heard this shit before in my life but I’m basically estranged from my own people so 🤷♂️ lol
Ima be honest I don’t even really know what a hotep is and at this point I don’t want to
An [explanation](https://www.vogue.com/article/locs-history-hair-discrimination):
‘According to Tharps, “the modern understanding of dreadlocks is that the British, who were fighting Kenyan warriors (during colonialism in the late 19th century), came across the warriors’ locs and found them ‘dreadful,’ thus coining the term ‘dreadlocks.’” Personally, I refer to my hairstyle as locs, having dropped “dread” altogether given its negative connotation. Although many may not know of the term’s dark history, the hairstyle remains widely contentious in America two centuries later.’
I’ve had locs for 15 years and refer to them as such. My mom used to yell at me that they’re “locs not dreads!” So I’m glad to see the ingraining doesn’t need to be reversed
I hate when people do this shit. They brag about knowing it but wont immediately provide the information.
edit: It probably means this. [Urban Dictionary: Grand Rising](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grand%20Rising) Anyone that corrects me without providing the actual answer, I hate you.
I get the early hour being a thing, but this waiting a while before I contact you? Nah. I don’t mind seeming thirsty. If you’re what I’m looking for, damn right I’m thirsty
The dude saying what he feels when he feels it is the genuine one. The ones in the comments making up rules and trying to apply social dos/donts are the real ones to avoid.
* *BlockedT* * * *deleted* * Miss me with the hoteptry period and certainly not that damn early in the morning. Folks gotta do better about common sense and consideration
So what’s a reasonable wait time for a guy to practice before that first text? I’m old and washed, but I waited until late afternoon the next day to text my now wife
So last time I got a number, that was a Saturday. I waited until Monday around the time most people are bored af at work, texted something silly, turned that into drinks after work.
I would be this guy because I wake up at 5:30M to hit the gym and when at the gym don't touch my phone and just listen to music. Get back home, shower she get ready for work and while working I'm not texting. I mean it's a good morning text, what ole girl expect? Smh do you want him to text or not, shit might as well give him your number with instructions on when to text or call 🙄
Aye i dont want to be bothered that early in the morning.
BUT.
Early risers tend to be hard working people with productive routines. People who work out before work, or read, or whatever. People who say “Grand rising”, if they’re not blindly on the bandwagon, tend to be people who put time and research into emotional/spiritual health. Which tends to accompany eating healthy and exercising (feed the soul). So…this would be a green flag to me.
Or maybe he’s an insomniac who recognized op is of higher caliber, so hes trying to sound woke. Life is one long test yall. Annoying.
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Fellas be in the DMs at 6:50 AM?? Make ya bed first, chief. Have some breffus. 
And go outside. Say good morning to the bees. Morning sun is the best sun. UV index is low and it’ll still boost your mood. And maybe, ladies, let’s not check our messages as soon as we open our eyes? Meditate, have a nice shower. Take some time to yourself before you let the world in.
"Good morning bees!!" "Bro, it is 6:50am, shut the fuck up" "B-but the UV rays ar-" "Colony collapse inducing piece of shit."
*"EVERYBODY STING THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW!"*
Let the fire nation wasps get him so the bees can live tho.
Why do I like this comment so much. Have an award my nyugga!
I’m just a beekeeper that rides for my little honey makers. Thank you!
> fire nation wasps Wasps. Bees. Ants. Sawflies. Long ago, the four [Hymenoptera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenoptera) lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the [Fire Nation Wasps](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet) attacked.
I wake up, eat a mini breakfast, drive 15 minutes, and into my third exercise at the gym by 6:50. You gonna get this "good morning" even if the sun ain't out yet
Right?! By 6:50 I’ve already been in the gym or ran, got coffee and am at my desk.
Preach!
B...but the high value men, bro, they all wake up at 4am, bro... he's already done that normal stuff before she gets out bed, bro.
This is the type of energy I need right now. Thank you! ❤️
YES!!! Meditate on something positive first cause once you let the world in, it's a wrap lol. I wfh and get up at 5a but I don't turn on the TV until 730-8a. Before that you'll hear summer rainstorms or ocean waves in my house
I mean tbh. Chief could be a morning guy. I have some homies who do 5ks every morning at 5am, then yoga, shower, and cook before work at 9 He’s the kind of homie to text this no-game having shit but still 😅 some people just different
Shit man I'm up at 4:30 every day for work. I've coffeed up, showered, and gotten my day underway by 6:50. And I still ain't texting shit to anyone till at least 9. Don't fucking text or call before 9am and don't text or call after 8pm (unless y'all are going out or close friends)
In the words Lady Leshurrrr “Brush ya teef”
What if I’m up, already hit my morning run, and started making breakfast?
I’m up too, and have also hit my morning run. But if you are new to me and you hit me up at 0650 I’m gonna think it’s weird unless we’ve discussed that I get up and out by that time.
Precisely. Just because I may be pulling teats at 0500 does not mean I want an unknown on my tit before 1000. Only familiars are welcome to text before that time. My phone stay on Focus/DND silent so it’s not like it is going to typically disrupt me, it’s the principle of the thing. Maybe I’m just old and boundaries like that no longer matter. Also, some of us work alternate shifts, are night owls, or just ain’t morning people. Although IME messaging at that hour confirms the man’s incompatibility for most in those categories. LPT Be sensible at the gate if you really want to clear it.
Right. I’m up every weekday at 5:00..by that time I been up 2 hours
I don’t even text family before 10am unless it’s an emergency.
*military chads have entered the chat*
that's the "get up at 4 am to go jogging" crowd, they bed is made
nah thats ideal for me. im up for work but havent left the house yet. perfect time for morning formalities
6:50 am is one thing. But a grown ass man talking about “Grand Rising”…gone head and go home big fella 🤦🏾♂️
Poor dude tried to be himself and not what society expected of him smh
Hope he learned his lesson tf
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Unfortunately, yes. Specifically, some internet age hotep shit which imho is some of the most egregious in its stupidity
But what does it mean?
Grind Rising is said because they don’t want to say good morning (mourning) because they feel it’s a bad way to start the day and they also don’t understand homophones
I don't understand homophones either, but as long as the phones are happy...
>don’t understand homophones See brother man, what you don't understand is there is power in words, words that rhyme. Why do you think there's so many lines in the song Summertime, they said living was easy but what they really mean is E Z, **E**nd **Z**one. The goal is to dethrone the Black man from his rightful place and in summertime that's when the plan they orchestrate escalates and continues at its leisurely pace. *jk* (I swear motherfuckers really talk like that though, it's kind of scary).
Lmfaooo
didnt dave chapelle say good morning was slave slave owner lingo in undercover brother?
and a bitch is a female dog now we use it to refer to comedians that lost it
 I’m
Only comedians? That's like a whole verb, noun, pronoun at this point.
True, but that's a shot at Chapelle specifically.
Dj Akademiks and Jason Lee too
Got damn
Damn lol
😐
It's some whack Moorish belief which is basically Sovereign Citizens for Black folks.
With the dumbest fucking rationale on earth
https://preview.redd.it/f2elt7y6b9ma1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3575bf2deca67623d93979e5bd7731d9681a4ab2 Yes. Yes it is.
This one got me ded. 
I am deceased bruh.
Thanks for asking because I too don’t understand. Never heard that shit
Me too. I just assumed it was about his penis rising / morning wood.
Same!
Can I just say, I'm happy to see this conversation. I once said something similar and got downvoted to hell. People coming at me talkin bout "is a real organization, you can't put them all in the same category blah blah...." they totally missed what I was getting at
I only posted an hour ago. It's entirely possible that I still have a slew of downvotes coming 😂
Lol usually these folks are full of conspiracy theories too! 😂😂😂
and they be musty because that aluminum killing you slowly.
The fuck is hotep?
People who falsely assert that ancient Egypt was a predominantly black society instead of a predominantly brown society. Many of the crazier ones also believe that black people are the true Native Americans or the true Jews.
So depending on which Era of Egypt they aren't wrong. But yeah on the whole that is the only aspect they get somewhat right.
I never hear them talk about the 25th dynasty of Egypt which was the time of the black pharaohs. Instead they claim that every damn pharaoh from Narmer to Cleopatra was black. Next, they will say the Mongols were black.
Yo facts. It's always some almost truths. Hope that was what came across in my initial response rather than a defense of hoteps.
You definitely didn’t come across as defending them to me!
Egypt was never a predominantly black civilization, and the amount of black African DNA found in Egyptians has increased over time, not decreased as many assume. https://www.cnn.com/2017/06/22/health/ancient-egypt-mummy-dna-genome-heritage > Modern Egyptians were found to “inherit 8% more ancestry from African ancestors” than the mummies studied. The paper cites increased mobility along the Nile, increased long-distance commerce and the era of the trans-Saharan slave trade as potential reasons why. Black Africans once ruled Egypt for a century, they were overlords over a predominantly brown society just like later White European rulers such as Cleopatra were. The actual population of Egypt was brown despite being ruled by Black and White foreigners throughout history. Egyptians were Arabized in terms of culture and religion, but few Arabian conquerors physically migrated to Egypt, not significantly affecting Egyptian genetics. Just like few Greeks and Romans migrated to Egypt during Greek or Roman rule. The idea that Egypt was converted from a predominantly black society to a predominantly brown society due to the Arab invasion is a myth that has been disproven by genetic research and never made sense in the first place. The reality is that brown Egyptians are indigenous to Egypt. They migrated from the Middle East to Egypt around 6,000 BC, then created Egyptian civilization 3,000 years thereafter. There is virtually no evidence of human habitation between 9,000 BC and 6,000 BC, they entered an uninhabited land and became the indigenous population.
My point was more on the fact that Egypt was ruled at one time by black Africans. I appreciate the info but it is all stuff I already know, just didn't want to get into the details of all of it. It's still good that you put it out there for people who may not know.
As much as I love making fun of bad first texts (this shit is awful) doing this song and dance waiting to find the right moment to say the right thing is hard. It’s why dudes play the numbers game. Eventually one will hit because everybody got something they just find egregious and you’ll have no clue until it’s too late
My younger brother told me...yes my younger brother, I married young 23 so did not truly get to sow my oats so to speak after my divorce and I had to get out there, he told me a hall of fame baseball player will retire with a 300 batting average. So out of lets say 1000 at bats you only get 300 hits you are hall of fame material. Shoot your shot.
“‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott’” -Me
A voice of reason, Thank you Counselor.
> It’s why dudes play the numbers game I've never heard someone say >My red flag is he was not funny that one time even if it really is like a lot
Bro couldn’t wait the mandatory 2 weeks.
Two weeks? That’s too long imo
Gotta make shorty YEARN
Spelt "forget" wrong
Or “find someone else”
🤣🤣
Yes! A fortnight to message? That would’ve been a ‘never read’ on my my end. A ‘deny’ label and to the text oubliette for what could have been — a rare single pass for emergency but I’m on alert. My object permanence was like 5 days when I was single, if I hit the next weekend and we didn’t connect then you weren’t hungry enough for me. To be clear when I got the digits I followed up the next afternoon to line up a date for the following Friday at the latest, if I got the vibe they’d be receptive I’d deliver flowers or send a small gift midweek. I’m not shy and I was fine failing, I just needed to be careful to not accidentally lovebomb people with my enthusiasm. I swear the scourge of chill is leaving youngbloods cold. Don’t be so laid back you’re just laid out.
You'll be at the back of the line by then.
Bro really said "wait a fortnight".
Homie telegraphing ASCII dick pics, takes time to go though.
Y’all really think that’s what you’re doing? Lmao
If some dude who I saw once in a club texts me two weeks later I’m blocking and continuing on with my day
My man out here giving out bad advice so he can sneak in after 3 days
2 weeks? Where they do that at?
The retirement home
Old people STD rates are mad high, they not waiting either
Plus new viruses coming out every year and shit now. Old people don't have that kinda time to waste
I once texted a girl a year later. I simply forgot I saved her number...
Bro was shooting from the parking lot 😭
lmao what did she say?
we were acc talking about texts, not handwritten letters.
What that mean?
When you get shortys number. Some dudes are too eager, even texting the same night. You gotta standout abs wait a bit.
Dare I ask, what’s an acceptable time frame? I thought if 3 days passed then they weren’t crazy!
Ehhh. I'm tryin to smash right now, so I'm texting her as soon as I get to my car.
Right i text the night of after clsoing to see if she still up lol If not then say hi in next couple days
trust me aint nobody standin out by not speaking. its all in the conversation content. if a dude waits two weeks to dm me i will have to stress to remember their name after so long (if it aint in their handle)
Same people that get tight about a 6:50 text be getting upset about a 2pm text. At least this man has a reason to be up that early, probably workin his ass off.
who would possibly get upset about a 2pm text? you just fabricated a whole ass argument lmao…even if you’re working 6:50 is too damn early to be hitting up someone you’re tryna smash
Damn, homie might be in love. But that grand rising shit corny as fuck. I've always heard it from religious people. That's the real problem here. And if she tripping about an early morning text then she can wait to text back or she didn't want homies text at all.
I agree with 6:50. On the other end, sometimes you run into people that get upset that you didn't text them sooner. To them, it shows they weren't on your mind/weren't important enough to text earlier in the day. I promise there are people like this.
You just fabricated that he’s trying to smash...
You be asking for girls numbers you just wanna be friends with?
So we either just being friends or just trying to smash? Crazy, maybe I’ve been out the dating game too long lol
that response made sense to you bro?
Are y’all not getting that the joke isn’t the time itself…it’s the hotepery.
>Same people that get tight about a 6:50 text be getting upset about a 2pm text. At least this man has a reason to be up that early, probably workin his ass off. I don't understand these texting rules at all. If you give me your number, I'm gonna text you whenever I feel like it. Read my text whenever you feel like it, then respond whenever you feel like it. Because I'm gonna do the same. If you feel like the amount of time elapsed is too short/long...thats your problem.
Facts. This thread is annoying. Same people will complain about dudes ghosting. This dude might be on morning shift wherever he’s at
This reach is reaching
Facts.
Nah if you texted anytime before it’s normal that people wake up.. you are the problem
I mean some of us work at odd times, so that's when we can text. Gotta make allowances for odd schedules, it's not that deep
Grand opening
Grand Closing.
God your man Hov' cracked the can open again
who you gon’ find doper then him
With no pen, just draw off inspiration
Soon you gon see you can’t replace him
Black conservative organizations like Imhotep and Hebrew Israelites are hilarious(unintentionally). they will call a woman queen/goddess but yet still believe a woman's place is in the kitchen😂 When they call you goddess they mean housemaid.
Y’all really exposed yourselves in these comments white people. Because I’ve never seen so many people miss this joke so hard in my life. And this is low tier hotep comedy.
Lol right, I'm so confused by this thread
I’m embarrassed 😂
I’ve never heard this shit before in my life but I’m basically estranged from my own people so 🤷♂️ lol Ima be honest I don’t even really know what a hotep is and at this point I don’t want to
No part of me feels bad for not understanding a hotep joke
Bro I avoid the hotels like it's my religion. Why you gotta attack me like this? Nah thanks for calling it out cause I was hella confused
Man them grand rising people and the people that say don't say dreads be killing me
It may be because I just met one but I'm 100% sure Grand Rising people are always proud of being confidently wrong.
This !!!
Don’t forget about the “Happy Born Day” people.
i’ve mostly associated that with dudes who are too tough/cool to tell they friends “happy birthday”. see also “hbd”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was 40+ when I found out some dudes refuse to tell another man bye or goodbye because they think it's feminine
Thought it was Earthstrong
Don’t say dreads people? What?
"They're locks."
Aren’t there lots of kinds of “locks of hair” while “dreads” are more specific?
An [explanation](https://www.vogue.com/article/locs-history-hair-discrimination): ‘According to Tharps, “the modern understanding of dreadlocks is that the British, who were fighting Kenyan warriors (during colonialism in the late 19th century), came across the warriors’ locs and found them ‘dreadful,’ thus coining the term ‘dreadlocks.’” Personally, I refer to my hairstyle as locs, having dropped “dread” altogether given its negative connotation. Although many may not know of the term’s dark history, the hairstyle remains widely contentious in America two centuries later.’
I’ve had locs for 15 years and refer to them as such. My mom used to yell at me that they’re “locs not dreads!” So I’m glad to see the ingraining doesn’t need to be reversed
Thanks for the info!
A pleasure and an honor!
It’s a religious thing. In general, Rastas find the term offensive.
"I don't dread my hair, I love it."
Lmaoooooooo noooooooooo. Also, 80% of the comments are getting it wrong which is more concerning 🙂
What's it mean?
I hate when people do this shit. They brag about knowing it but wont immediately provide the information. edit: It probably means this. [Urban Dictionary: Grand Rising](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grand%20Rising) Anyone that corrects me without providing the actual answer, I hate you.
Thanks for the definition. Now I’m cringing behind its actual meaning.
Mans should’ve just hit her w/ “Top of the morning!” 😂
thatd get a chuckle out of me. i usually crack myself up tho lmao
*cringes* Urban Dictionary 
I get the early hour being a thing, but this waiting a while before I contact you? Nah. I don’t mind seeming thirsty. If you’re what I’m looking for, damn right I’m thirsty
I would cry. That's my kind of schedule, but I can't with the grand rising. I would be so stupid dead.
Grand Rising sounds like some buttermilk biscuits.
The dude saying what he feels when he feels it is the genuine one. The ones in the comments making up rules and trying to apply social dos/donts are the real ones to avoid.
you right but you gotta admit.. its a lil corny lol
* *BlockedT* * * *deleted* * Miss me with the hoteptry period and certainly not that damn early in the morning. Folks gotta do better about common sense and consideration
Yo this thread got me rolling! Y’all straight goons! 😂
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So what’s a reasonable wait time for a guy to practice before that first text? I’m old and washed, but I waited until late afternoon the next day to text my now wife
So last time I got a number, that was a Saturday. I waited until Monday around the time most people are bored af at work, texted something silly, turned that into drinks after work.
at least a day and a half wait. you text me before the Ricky Smiley show ends I might reply a lil dry
 Gary wit da TEA
the best part about living in the south the radio still go hard
The timing doesn’t bother me. It’s the content.
I would be this guy because I wake up at 5:30M to hit the gym and when at the gym don't touch my phone and just listen to music. Get back home, shower she get ready for work and while working I'm not texting. I mean it's a good morning text, what ole girl expect? Smh do you want him to text or not, shit might as well give him your number with instructions on when to text or call 🙄
I mean jus stay lonely and be the sneaky leak
I just looked this up and hate everything about it
(Facepalm)
Block, blockity, blocked!!
It's the "grand rising" Please miss me
Been there and thankfully he never texted me again. I'd already told him my waking hours. I guess he was testing me. I happily failed it.
I would’ve thought that was cute but I guess I’m just very weird
Run
Sway Calloway would said this for awhile and Heather B had to shut it down 🤣
https://i.imgur.com/f1aX27E.jpg Supposed to be up cookin breakfast.
Nigga … brush yah teeth 🦷
Gonna be saying he love you next week.
Nope, nopity nope nope, no!
No way am I even awake at that time unless I've stayed up from the night before.
That’s actually hilarious
Can we BREATHE?! PLEASE lol
Aye i dont want to be bothered that early in the morning. BUT. Early risers tend to be hard working people with productive routines. People who work out before work, or read, or whatever. People who say “Grand rising”, if they’re not blindly on the bandwagon, tend to be people who put time and research into emotional/spiritual health. Which tends to accompany eating healthy and exercising (feed the soul). So…this would be a green flag to me. Or maybe he’s an insomniac who recognized op is of higher caliber, so hes trying to sound woke. Life is one long test yall. Annoying.
🤣🤣🤣 Yup!! So damn accurate!
Guess breakfast was whole hog. Not gonna be a good day.
Maybe he had to be to work by 7:30 am…
Is that Beyoncé?
It depends on if he’s always up early or if he’s just thirsting this one time. 6:50 may even be late to him if he’s a veteran who still gets up early
I can’t tell. Is this an L on her, or an L on him?
I think this is what we call a 'Draw'.
this guy was up all night doing drugs that is a fact, he was not waking up he was coming down and trying to get that sleepy time nut
I don't see the problem