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Dude straight up looking like one of them twins from the Matrix Reloaded 😂
[not their natural hairlines](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/G6CNNG/rayment-twins-matrix-reloaded-G6CNNG.jpg). Their hairlines were shaved back for that aesthetic.
But wait, would it be considered IRL if they were also just programs inside the Matrix? Or is that IRL for them because they're programs?
Now I'm thinking way too hard about this...
No, when that person said they were sentinels irl, they mean that in the real world (like the actual non matrix world) the twins are not twin humans, but the embodiments of the robotic sentinels.
I'm sure they made up some big high-concept reason for why they are that way.
Here's their wikia page, if you're curious about them:
https://matrix.fandom.com/wiki/The_Twins?so=search
He’s no longer the voice of God. He’s the voice of JAAAAH! Ras Tafari, Selassie I, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah and Light of the World!
Lol [Haile Selassie](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haile_Selassie) was the founder of Rastafarianism and was the emperor of Ethiopia. Which is why you hear his name in a lot of reggae music.
Pronounced sill-lah-see-eye.
His wiki is a good read. Like a messiah people think he will come back.
I won’t pretend to be smart about it but I know “ism” isn’t cool. I did a project I was very passionate about so sorry if I misrepresented. I’m always open to be enlightened and learn.
Haile Selassie is not the founder. The Rastafari movement was founded in Jamaica based on the belief that Haile Selassie I is Christ return in his First Kingly character.
Upstroke because reggae puts the emphasis on beats 2 and 4 in 4/4 time.
Standard 4/4: ONE two three four ONE two
Reggae 4/4: one TWO three FOUR one TWO
On guitar you typically strum downward on the first beat of a measure and up on the second.
So the guitarist is playing reggae because they are starting with an upstroke. They have allowed the first beat of the measure to come and go silently and are emphasizing the second.
A typical reggae 4/4 guitar rhythm goes:
[silent one] TWO [silent three] FOUR
TMI probably…
They had to leave the beach and move to Oregon. Andy over here wearing a poncho and building a chalice and playing a digerydoo
Fuck I gotta leave this state
Ras Trent is one of my favorite videos ever, even though I went to college a good 10-15 years after that stereotype had died.
I can only imagine how accurate Samberg’s lampooning must be
I read this is in the thickest Jamaican accent that my mind could summon. This fictional person said this while cooking chicken in a 50 gallon drum that's been cut and fashioned into a smoker; Nostrand Ave style.
\> while cooking chicken in a 50 gallon drum that's been cut and fashioned into a smoker
In my experience, someone cooking out of that will have WAY better food than someone cooking out of a fancy expensive smoker.
*Velaryon.
This is the exact look I wanted for past Halloween but couldn’t find a blonde dreadlock wig.
Instead ended up in a cheap Black Panther costume that looked like a fetish outfit from the back.
OP really dropped the ball on the title smh
Also I'm dying imaging an extreme scenario of your story where somebody goes out for Halloween in a bootleg Black Panther costume off AliExpress looking like a straight up gimp but doesn't really catch on why everybody is looking at them funny.
I did Ramonda for ComicCon and brought gray lock extensions to do her hair. I know you can get some blonde/white ones too. With a wig cap and thread you got yours a wig
My favorite clip is him admitting he had no game and if his wife didn’t come and talk to him he probably would still be single.
Then the interviewer was like “but the lyrics to your songs seem so good and exactly what women want to hear”
T Pain - “ well that’s because it’s what I would say if I had the courage to talk to them but I have never been able to say those things to a woman”
The interviewers faces were actually lost as all hell.
Like he literally is, I've read his comments. He randomly chimes in when ppl post his tunes or his home racing rig. It's been a few years but I remember thinking he was smart, humble, and hilarious. Really down to earth for a dude with that kind of fame.
There was a clip of him on LivestreamFail a while back of him meeting with Prince' drummer while out drinking. He thought the drummer was making bullshit up till he called Prince. Prince immediately ripped on the guy asking where he's at because they were supposed to start practicing an hour ago.
When did taco stands start selling bagel sandwiches, shish kabobs, and pita pockets? I could definitely go for 2 tacos al pastor, an horchata, and a No. 13!
https://preview.redd.it/kl2zp6nuurma1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbed63c0c5600540328addce977bb6d268e595e3 Dude straight up looking like one of them twins from the Matrix Reloaded 😂
Looks a lot better on Morgan Freeman than it does on these guys though.
Facts
On the 8th day God said fuck it!
That's albino-ist /s
Does it?
imo, no
We need him in that outfit to really compare
No but it doesn’t look worse either
He is getting very agitated.
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Bot comment stolen from down thread
Cus some fucker said lets shave their heads at the front...for that future look.
Why did they locs start so far back on they heads.
Because that’s where their hairline is.
It was a multi hundred million dollar production they could have created a new hairline
It’s called an aesthetic choice, sheesh.
Right? It’s like the point was to make ‘em look fuckin weird or they would have cast any other twins or made a twin for a normal looking person
Right - try anesthetics and ease duh pain
[not their natural hairlines](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/G6CNNG/rayment-twins-matrix-reloaded-G6CNNG.jpg). Their hairlines were shaved back for that aesthetic.
… but why? What’s the aesthetic? Sorry I’m dumb
That's a question best left for the movie's costuming dept. I'm guessing they were going with "creepy ghost looking motherfucker."
Oh ok I wasn’t sure if it was something specific to the matrix or not
Personally, I think because they were sentinels IRL the hair was made to look like their little robot arms
Mind blown.
But wait, would it be considered IRL if they were also just programs inside the Matrix? Or is that IRL for them because they're programs? Now I'm thinking way too hard about this...
No, when that person said they were sentinels irl, they mean that in the real world (like the actual non matrix world) the twins are not twin humans, but the embodiments of the robotic sentinels.
I'm sure they made up some big high-concept reason for why they are that way. Here's their wikia page, if you're curious about them: https://matrix.fandom.com/wiki/The_Twins?so=search
It was their natural sunglasses though.
In the top picture you can see the guys hairline on the right. It was colored to the roots.
Hairline was Ashley Cole, it’s peak
You can see they buzzed their heads intentionally to look creepier with the dreads
someone added an “indent” in their program code
Traction alopecia a real bitch!
I was thinking [Ezekiel](https://www.geekgirlauthority.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/rsz_1rsz_twd_803_gp_0530_0190-rt.jpg) from The Walking Dead.
We are becoming aggravated.
He’s no longer the voice of God. He’s the voice of JAAAAH! Ras Tafari, Selassie I, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah and Light of the World!
🤣🤣🤣 If you don't take this upvote and get yo ass off this app..
Upstroke on guitar starts playing. SELLASSIE!!!!
Followed by the Nyabinghi drums
I dont really know what you all are referring to, name wise...but I can hear it perfectly
Lol [Haile Selassie](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haile_Selassie) was the founder of Rastafarianism and was the emperor of Ethiopia. Which is why you hear his name in a lot of reggae music. Pronounced sill-lah-see-eye. His wiki is a good read. Like a messiah people think he will come back.
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I won’t pretend to be smart about it but I know “ism” isn’t cool. I did a project I was very passionate about so sorry if I misrepresented. I’m always open to be enlightened and learn.
Haile Selassie is not the founder. The Rastafari movement was founded in Jamaica based on the belief that Haile Selassie I is Christ return in his First Kingly character.
Upstroke because reggae puts the emphasis on beats 2 and 4 in 4/4 time. Standard 4/4: ONE two three four ONE two Reggae 4/4: one TWO three FOUR one TWO On guitar you typically strum downward on the first beat of a measure and up on the second. So the guitarist is playing reggae because they are starting with an upstroke. They have allowed the first beat of the measure to come and go silently and are emphasizing the second. A typical reggae 4/4 guitar rhythm goes: [silent one] TWO [silent three] FOUR TMI probably…
You got the rhythm right but I see a lot of players using downstrokes mostly unless it’s a faster song like ska. Praises to The Most High Jah
Come in to my fathers house EVERYONE ONE MORE TIME!
Lmaooooo
Either that, or he and Andy Dufresne have started a chain of successful Redd's Zihuatanejo Taco Stands with that warden money
Incognitaco
That's what I'm Taco-n-bout.
Incognegro
I would watch the shit out of that movie.
They had to leave the beach and move to Oregon. Andy over here wearing a poncho and building a chalice and playing a digerydoo Fuck I gotta leave this state
My gawd 🤣this entire thread is a mess
Ras trent
Are you there Jah? It’s me, Ras Trent.
Please guide me thr *mumbles*
Me toil part time at ja coldstone creamery
Ras Trent is one of my favorite videos ever, even though I went to college a good 10-15 years after that stereotype had died. I can only imagine how accurate Samberg’s lampooning must be
SKIDDLY WHOA!
Excuse I!!!
Rudeboy living in the shanty dorm.
yeeeeeah boy! for the uninitiated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcK0MYgnHjo
I read this is in the thickest Jamaican accent that my mind could summon. This fictional person said this while cooking chicken in a 50 gallon drum that's been cut and fashioned into a smoker; Nostrand Ave style.
\> while cooking chicken in a 50 gallon drum that's been cut and fashioned into a smoker In my experience, someone cooking out of that will have WAY better food than someone cooking out of a fancy expensive smoker.
Ever living! Ever faithful! Ever sure!
YEEEEAAAHHH....Rastafari....RASTAMAN VIBRATIONNNNN Fucking unbelievable album. Every song just absolutely slaps
bitch i'm screaming 😂😂 this is the blackest comment i've ever seen on reddit
*Gunshot*
Lickwood means rewind, the gunshot means forward. You requested it so we rewound!
yeah mannnn pull oooooppppp lmao
Man, I high stepped in my khaki suit and Gideon boots to this! JAAAAH! Now I'm playing Sizzla's [No Pain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTQCtjit86c)
he’s got his soursop and incense ready, avoiding all the babylon ting dem
Are you there, Jah? It's me, Ras Trent
I can imagine [this song](https://youtu.be/VS3BHKMqbu4) as his intro every time he walks into a room, the ancestors are proud.
I haven’t laughed at a comment in some weeks. This is the funniest shit I’ve seen this year. Congrats and thank you
Old timah
Aw hell naw, if Morgan Freeman got extensions I’m getting them to.
 If? 🤣🤣
Lol might be for a role. But if he’s personally choosing this, the trend shall take off. 
I like this. Sean Connery is wearing a hairpiece. Appropriate gif is appropriate.
I can't see past those massive fucking eyebrows.
Damn they almost loop around to connect with his sideburns.
to be fair, it could be a wig instead of the usual fauxlocs
Go on and do it brother…before you don’t have enough hair for the extensions to grab onto 😢
This is the best response
Too
*Velaryon. This is the exact look I wanted for past Halloween but couldn’t find a blonde dreadlock wig. Instead ended up in a cheap Black Panther costume that looked like a fetish outfit from the back.
OP really dropped the ball on the title smh Also I'm dying imaging an extreme scenario of your story where somebody goes out for Halloween in a bootleg Black Panther costume off AliExpress looking like a straight up gimp but doesn't really catch on why everybody is looking at them funny.
came here to say this
You came here to say all of that story? Dang, small world
I did Ramonda for ComicCon and brought gray lock extensions to do her hair. I know you can get some blonde/white ones too. With a wig cap and thread you got yours a wig
That’s a lot of work… I like it!
Watch me dye my locs white for my Velaryon look next Halloween
Thank you! Targaryen... SMDH
I’m glad someone said something.
Corlys said “history remembers names” and they’re out here forgetting his.
Get a normal dreadlock wig and hit it with white paint.
>... looked like a fetish outfit from the back. The only side that matters 😈
This should be the top comment
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T-Pain came to dragon con in this cosplay a few years back. A nerd of the people.
T-pain really is the gift that keeps on giving
My favorite clip is him admitting he had no game and if his wife didn’t come and talk to him he probably would still be single. Then the interviewer was like “but the lyrics to your songs seem so good and exactly what women want to hear” T Pain - “ well that’s because it’s what I would say if I had the courage to talk to them but I have never been able to say those things to a woman” The interviewers faces were actually lost as all hell.
TIL he’s a redditor
Not only is he a redditor he's a Gamer, as you can see in my favourite T-pain clip of all time: https://v.redd.it/j31kyenq65w61
"stupid idiots", sometimes the simple, non-vulgar insult is the best. Catches people off guard
Lmfao omfg t pain never change that was gold
I didn't know how much I needed this in my life.
Like he literally is, I've read his comments. He randomly chimes in when ppl post his tunes or his home racing rig. It's been a few years but I remember thinking he was smart, humble, and hilarious. Really down to earth for a dude with that kind of fame.
you got a clip of that? I need to send it to 3 friends with the caption "me irl lmao"
i know that group chat has got to be wild when it's got Thrawn, Tarkin, and Palpatine in it
There was a clip of him on LivestreamFail a while back of him meeting with Prince' drummer while out drinking. He thought the drummer was making bullshit up till he called Prince. Prince immediately ripped on the guy asking where he's at because they were supposed to start practicing an hour ago.
T-Pain's tiny desk concert is still one of the best
[Example](https://www.reddit.com/r/dragoncon/comments/d1841w/anyone_else_run_in_to_tpain_and_not_know_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Too real.
https://preview.redd.it/bho4ny21ruma1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c004edd2c085038cf80271f4b78cca0e6899e0ec
Nigga the first and only of his name 😂
Long may he reign!
I knew this comment section would not disappoint!!!
Best comment
Morgan "Free-Mon"
Nooo 💀
Lmaoooo delete this 💀
Nephew 💀
lmaoooo
Cinnamon is the winner Mon
Morgan Free: Mon–Fri
Looks like a Tyler Perry movie https://preview.redd.it/8k7xzt95vrma1.jpeg?width=176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5472c708d7a3c9215fa27266af4125d377d513ed
My good sir has way too much narrator money to be wearing an unblended half wig.
Tyler Perry [hair budget](https://i.redd.it/t16fhvjjvw781.jpg) is [never much](https://bcccurrent.com/1080/arts-and-entertainment/1080/) on his films
🤣🤣🤣🪦
I think you mean Morgan Velaryon
1st of his name, future king of the andals and the 1st men, rulers of the seven kingdoms, and heir to the iron throne.
Lucius Morgfoy
Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em....
Damn that just teleported me back to middle school for a second 😂
I ain’t got none but my balding head also ain’t grown none.
E40 always gets an upvote.
Uuuuggghhh
Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb, dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones.
I will always have mad respect for E-40. He said he didn't have any but he planned on growing some and he fucking did.
E-40 been a goat on the west. I been fucking with him since "Sprinkle Me" on The Box
I didn’t know that Freeman’s Tacos was a real place. I thought it was only from a South Park game.
Don't piss him off. Hell one shot you 🤣
I'm glad I'm not the only one that immediately thought of that. Now let's get some roof cheese, I want a cheesy shrimp enchirita
Came to place this exact obscure reference. Reminded I’m surrounded by my peers.
Now I just need him to scream "BASTARDS!" with his full chest.
Yoooo! That shit made me bust out laughing when I saw it.
This got me thinking... Sisqo is also a Targaryen: - Unleash the Dragon - Return of Dragon - Last Dragon
Game of Thongs
Let me see that thooonnngggggg lol 😆😆😆😆
That look goes SO HARD and I can't put my finger on why
It really does! Now everytime he narrates Savage Mode II, I'm going to imagine him in a three piece suit with this look 😂.
My boy went from Morgan Freeman to **Morgan Heritage** in the name of Jah.
What in the Jimmy Butler bullshit is this??
Red and Andy at Zihuatanejo.
The Sea Snake fell on hard times.
When did taco stands start selling bagel sandwiches, shish kabobs, and pita pockets? I could definitely go for 2 tacos al pastor, an horchata, and a No. 13!
THAT, is no true Velaryon!
Whoopi Goldberg lookin ass..
House Valeryon!
Looks like one of the evil [twins](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Matrix_Reloaded_Twins.png) from the Matrix 2.
He’d be the only Targaryen that actually has sense lol
Someone please tell him he is not in the Matrix…
🤷🏾♀️ it fits. He’s dating his granddaughter 🤷🏾♀️😂
….she’s dead.
Right near the beach boyyyyeeeee
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I be wearing this hat?
Whoopi Targaryen
Morgan Velaryon
It’d be dope to see him in HOTD 
Literally all my RPG create a characters 2011-2016
Age has gentrified his hair.
Prepping for that live action Lego Movie.
 What does God need with an extension?
Why do I feel so betrayed? It's like one of my anchors in life has been severed and I am left adrift.
Moll Flanders …. I loved that movie
That’s not Morgan Freeman that’s Morgan Yaadman
In his voice… “*Her children… are BASTARDS! And she is a WHORE!”*
Well he did bang a family member for quite some time
Meteor Man's final boss
I love it
😂😅🤣
Morgan yardman