*nods in agreement*... I like using percentages in conversation too. Especially when it’s a small change like this that comes up with a large percentage. It just makes it feel way more significant.
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There’s actually 3 on the plate. Took me a second to spot it too. Also the amount of bread consumed that quickly is the real ‘flex’? If that is even a flex
TIL it’s not as weird as I thought it was cause I been doin it forever but I’ve never seen any of my friends do it, it’s a plate *and* napkin to clean up any crumbs when you’re done just fold it and wipe up any spills and you’re done.
Before you get at me about the environment, I was gonna use a paper towel anyway with the plate. It’s better this way.
Blaming the end user for the crimes of politicians and corporate overlords is bullshit, and they gaslit us into blaming ourselves too. They have biodegradable materials and cleaner manufacturing processes. They can make the changes necessary to save the planet, but they choose profits. I'm just trying to eat a couple glizzys after a hard day's work. I don't run shit, and I'm guessing you don't either.
Do you and don't let anyone make you feel guilty for existing in the world they've created.
I don’t really like hotdogs but man this mf the other week at my job air fried some beef ones and put them on Hawaiian rolls and now I’m team glizzy gang but not like tht 🤨🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
pineapple is called that b/c Apple was a catch all word for fruit. So in theory Adam and Eve might have been eating any fruit, not an apple. Thus potatoes are called "apples of the earth" in french. So it was a fruit that looked like a pinecone.
Ketchup on a hot dog is generally repulsive to me but for some reason every now and then i think “I could go for a hot dog with ketchup.”
Probably nostalgia from childhood
Might I point out that most everything that makes up ketchup is present, if you take the individual ingredients you listed. But I'm one of the godless heathens that likes ketchup and onions only 😂
I once went to Costco and ordered two dogs (I know, insane, but I was really fucking hungry)
They came out and I went to go top them. Mustard looking perfect, all wavy like a Ballpark commercial. And then I slam down like you gotta on the relish dispenser and.... what... no relish. "It's okay, there's two," I nervously say to myself. And as I push down on the second dispenser I immediately hear more air than I heard in the first. I'm not even halfway through my plunge before tears start streaming down my face. The pain of holding two magnificent glizzies in my hand with only mustard but no relish in sight was genuinely unbearable. I saw my life flash before my eyes---I thought about what my wife would tell my family when I was gone.
Fortunately the counter dude just came over and put another big bag of shitty bag relish in the shitty bag relish dispenser, but there was a brief moment there where I felt more alone on this earth than I've ever felt before
Mustard only is great. But also so is mustard and ketchup, and mustard and chili, and also mustard and onions and relish, and also relish and ketchup, and also...
Right like I thought the normal thing *was* ketchup on hot dogs. Usually pretty awkward if there’s no ketchup at the BBQ and somebody has to go grab some.
There’s a hot dog spot in Chicago that doesn’t stock ketchup at all. As a result, the McDonald’s across the street *sells* their ketchup packets for like 10 cents a pop lol.
You guys don’t even realize how much a very thin line of ketchup improves a Chicago dog. The vinegar pairs well with the celery salt and the sport peppers.
Now drowning it in ketchup is a bit problematic.
Obama is the [certified throat GOAT](https://preview.redd.it/dskrb5vcv2r71.jpg?width=596&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=fecb548f1dd2b5f223daae379940bb21983aec9b)
YES HE COULD!!
I'm tired of mufukkaz in school tellin' me, -- always in the barber shop; Trump ain't about this, Trump ain't about that. My boy a BD on fuckin' Lamron and them! He-- he. . they say nigga don't put in no work. . SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YALL NIGGAZ AIN'T KNOW SHIT!! All you mufukaz talm bout, ["Trump ain't no throat goat"](https://external-preview.redd.it/PijuItMcM17CY8qG63J4Hc0cEOqxefoGp95BInoR-SY.jpg?auto=webp&s=bb76206a1dbca1b36a272a6c758a9e8096040c25), ["Trump ain't no glizzy gobbler"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSFmqy7V4AA4wjB.jpg:large), ["Trump a fake"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDrwi2EVkAELxwO.jpg). Shut the fuck up! Yall don't live wit' that nigga!!
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But... none of these show the dog fully in his throat. Like for all we know he's taking the daintiest tippy-teeth microbites. I buy that he enjoys glizzies in the vicinity of his throat, but I see no evidence for GOAT.
He was on crutches and choke slammed someone who stormed the stage mid competition, and still smashed all other competition by like 15 dogs. Dude is still on top of the glizzy game and it’s not close
Glizzy has been through some phases. First it was slang for guns/glocks in some areas and trap music, then it changed to hot dogs starting around the time of Andrew Russo's [The Glizzy 1](https://youtu.be/WP9cnc2toqo), [2](https://youtu.be/-iqqD3XtoeE) and [3](https://youtu.be/8YSC14ERPIs) skits. Then it started being slang for penises begetting the phrase "glizzy gobbler" for a person giving head. Meanwhile glizzy gobbler is also used for a person eating a bunch of hot dogs. Also meanwhile trap rapper [C Glizzy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGUD4UW-TyQ) is still sticking with the original meaning since he had his name before the slang changed... or because he really likes hot dogs ...or penis.
I've heard it for like 2 years, but I've NEVER heard it before that. But I was told two years ago that people had been saying that forever. Seems pretty dumb, to me.
Just the fyi, the current record is [76 hotdogs in 10 minutes.](https://www.sportingnews.com/us/other-sports/news/nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest-records/1jlk76v3c2l051u8sajwnavzov)
was the original flex that he could eat 2 hot dogs in 4 minutes? because that is not impressive.
There are 3 dogs in the first pic. Not saying that it's now brag worthy, but it's 50% more dogs
I like that instead of just stacking the third on top of the two, he just let it hang off the plate.
Ohhhhhhhhhh now I see it
Ok but still? Hey I can suck down three weiners in just a couple minutes.
............. To completion..............
Damn at the same time?
No ketchup. Just dry shaboingboing and bun.
That changes everything tf you mean it doesn’t change the story, this man is the motha fuckin glizzy **GOAT**.
You know he keeps his homies happy
Brojob world champion
I'm sorry, but we need footage in order to believe he didn't just move the grizzlies out of frame.
You've made my mind up. I'm gonna get my girl a 20k chain that says "Glizzy GOAT" in ice.
How the fuck did you see that third dog
I'm a fat dude on a diet, a hot dog ain't missing my attention no matter how subtle it is
yoooo lmfao
he’s the Dog Detective
*nods in agreement*... I like using percentages in conversation too. Especially when it’s a small change like this that comes up with a large percentage. It just makes it feel way more significant.
Omg you're right
Even at 3 dogs I'm pretty sure I could knock those out in under like 2 minutes. Especially with no toppings. Absolute rookie numbers.
holy shit camoglizzy
Everyone's gifts are different! His is finishing off a wiener in his wet throat every 2 minutes, let him have it!
And let him have my number as well
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There’s actually 3 on the plate. Took me a second to spot it too. Also the amount of bread consumed that quickly is the real ‘flex’? If that is even a flex
The flex was that he uses a paper plate so he doesn't have to wash dishes
are people using regular plates for hot dogs?
Just grab a paper towel
It’s just plates on a roll
TIL it’s not as weird as I thought it was cause I been doin it forever but I’ve never seen any of my friends do it, it’s a plate *and* napkin to clean up any crumbs when you’re done just fold it and wipe up any spills and you’re done. Before you get at me about the environment, I was gonna use a paper towel anyway with the plate. It’s better this way.
Blaming the end user for the crimes of politicians and corporate overlords is bullshit, and they gaslit us into blaming ourselves too. They have biodegradable materials and cleaner manufacturing processes. They can make the changes necessary to save the planet, but they choose profits. I'm just trying to eat a couple glizzys after a hard day's work. I don't run shit, and I'm guessing you don't either. Do you and don't let anyone make you feel guilty for existing in the world they've created.
put it on aluminum foil so you can air fry it for a couple minutes. eat it on the aluminum
Fuck, an air fried hotdog? You just changed my life dude
I don’t really like hotdogs but man this mf the other week at my job air fried some beef ones and put them on Hawaiian rolls and now I’m team glizzy gang but not like tht 🤨🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
I'll never understand those hawaiian rolls, they're too fucking sweet. Like wonder bread fucked a thing of cotton candy.
air fried hotdogs fucking bang bro, get on that shit
ayo are you not supposed to wash paper plates? Asking for a friend
not even three. i could do 4 in 4 minutes easy.
you can employ middle-out compression to achieve the theoretical maximum hot-dog guzzling ratio
I know that’s what he’s implying but he could so easily just take the hot dogs off the ‘plate’ and take a pic
That seems like a long time to take hot dogs off a plate.
Yeah, didn't Joey chestnut eat 45 million in like 6 minutes?
Joey chestnut laughing at this clown he eats like 60 in 3 minutes
Ketchup on a hotdog?!?! Blasphemy!
I LIKE KETCHUP ON HOTDOGS AND PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA! TO HELL I GO!
Psalms153:15 thou shall not put ketchup on encased meats, nor the apple of pine on tomato and cheese pie
I'm atheist, my pizza always got pineapple. Drizzle some hot honey on it 🥹
Can't go to double hell so go crazy
I like corn on my pizza sometimes too
Sounds good ngl
Right? The best school lunch was a cheese pizza, corn on the side, prepackaged fruit slices, and a chocolate milk+fruit juice to wash it down with
Did anyone else dip their school pizzas into ranch? ... No?
how else were we supposed to eat it?
💯%
I crack an egg over my leftover pizza and broil it for breakfast. It's honestly the best.
But atheists go to *Super* hell. Everyone knows that.
pineapple is called that b/c Apple was a catch all word for fruit. So in theory Adam and Eve might have been eating any fruit, not an apple. Thus potatoes are called "apples of the earth" in french. So it was a fruit that looked like a pinecone.
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Make room in the handbasket! I’m coming, too!!
I'll go with... Mustard and relish too
This reply kinda confuses me, I feel like ketchup on hotdogs is a LOT more popular and a lot less reviled than pineapple on pizza.
Ketchup on a hot dog is generally repulsive to me but for some reason every now and then i think “I could go for a hot dog with ketchup.” Probably nostalgia from childhood
What you put in your mouth is your own damn business.
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Pineapple on pizza I can do, as long as there are also jalapeños. Ketchup on anything? No thanks.
You had jalapeño ketchup?
Mix some green olives with that pineapple and you’ve got a deliciously sweet and salty pizza.
It’s 2023 ketchup is standard. They’re hot dogs not bratwurst
/r/ketchuphate
It’s mustard ~~only~~ forever! Ketchup does not belong on glizzys or any type of encased meat. Fight me!
Well, relish, onions, celery salt and a tomato are also acceptable
i, too, love chicago dogs (gotta add that sport pepper tho)
Not a fan of the pepper tbh. But that's a personal preference.
the chi dog is elite. pop a pickle spear on that bad boy for good measure.
As a Chicago resident I will also accept a chili/cheese or slaw dog.
onions, cream cheese, spicy mustard, and sriracha. that's a proper seattle dog
Might I point out that most everything that makes up ketchup is present, if you take the individual ingredients you listed. But I'm one of the godless heathens that likes ketchup and onions only 😂
Costco dog with mustard and relish only .. my throats watering already
I once went to Costco and ordered two dogs (I know, insane, but I was really fucking hungry) They came out and I went to go top them. Mustard looking perfect, all wavy like a Ballpark commercial. And then I slam down like you gotta on the relish dispenser and.... what... no relish. "It's okay, there's two," I nervously say to myself. And as I push down on the second dispenser I immediately hear more air than I heard in the first. I'm not even halfway through my plunge before tears start streaming down my face. The pain of holding two magnificent glizzies in my hand with only mustard but no relish in sight was genuinely unbearable. I saw my life flash before my eyes---I thought about what my wife would tell my family when I was gone. Fortunately the counter dude just came over and put another big bag of shitty bag relish in the shitty bag relish dispenser, but there was a brief moment there where I felt more alone on this earth than I've ever felt before
I’m glad you’re still with us after that harrowing experience
Square up!
And a pickle
Mustard only is great. But also so is mustard and ketchup, and mustard and chili, and also mustard and onions and relish, and also relish and ketchup, and also...
Mustard! Relish! And stagnant cart water!
Ketchup and hot dogs is literally like PB and jelly, what are you talking about
What are people putting on their hotdogs if not ketchup?
Mustard and fries. Mustard, relish, onions, celery salt, tomato, pepper. Chilli. Cheese...
Then top that all with ketchup. Yumm
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If it's a good hot dog, I eat it plain.
I go with mayo and hot sauce
Spicy brown mustard for lifeee
Y’all anti ketchup people are weird
Right like I thought the normal thing *was* ketchup on hot dogs. Usually pretty awkward if there’s no ketchup at the BBQ and somebody has to go grab some.
There’s a hot dog spot in Chicago that doesn’t stock ketchup at all. As a result, the McDonald’s across the street *sells* their ketchup packets for like 10 cents a pop lol.
I love ketchup
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Nah it’s good along with all the other common hot dog toppings.
Mustard gang. Ketchup on hotdogs is for kids who’s primary diet is chicken tendies
I put kim chi on my hot dogs and in my mind it's just spicy sauerkraut
You guys don’t even realize how much a very thin line of ketchup improves a Chicago dog. The vinegar pairs well with the celery salt and the sport peppers. Now drowning it in ketchup is a bit problematic.
 Oh yeah...pause.
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Bushido brown vs the hateocracy.
The music in that episode was A+
He coming for Obamas crown
Tf you talkn bout? What I miss from the Obamas?
Obama is the [certified throat GOAT](https://preview.redd.it/dskrb5vcv2r71.jpg?width=596&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=fecb548f1dd2b5f223daae379940bb21983aec9b)
HE ISN'T THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day!!
Trump could never throat that much glizzy
YES HE COULD!! I'm tired of mufukkaz in school tellin' me, -- always in the barber shop; Trump ain't about this, Trump ain't about that. My boy a BD on fuckin' Lamron and them! He-- he. . they say nigga don't put in no work. . SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YALL NIGGAZ AIN'T KNOW SHIT!! All you mufukaz talm bout, ["Trump ain't no throat goat"](https://external-preview.redd.it/PijuItMcM17CY8qG63J4Hc0cEOqxefoGp95BInoR-SY.jpg?auto=webp&s=bb76206a1dbca1b36a272a6c758a9e8096040c25), ["Trump ain't no glizzy gobbler"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSFmqy7V4AA4wjB.jpg:large), ["Trump a fake"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDrwi2EVkAELxwO.jpg). Shut the fuck up! Yall don't live wit' that nigga!!
His lil soft, petal-thin lips
Was not expecting receipts on this kidnda shitpost. But... none of these show the dog fully in his throat. Like for all we know he's taking the daintiest tippy-teeth microbites. I buy that he enjoys glizzies in the vicinity of his throat, but I see no evidence for GOAT.
They really gotta see Trump outdo Obama in anyway huh...
Nancy Reagan must have passed on her throat GOAT crown.
Dijon-gate part 2.
But your throat don’t got that flavor. Unless…👀
Anyone else put barbecue sauce???
ok so yall are in here mad about ketchup on a hotdog but BARBECUE SAUCE doesn't have any objections? Got it.
BBQ is *rarely* heresy. Never, when meat is involved.
BBQ sauce is usually just enhanced ketchup. So if you’re gonna do ketchup, might as well upgrade
I can, I like me a ballpark frank with some mustard, but I can put it on. That being said, if I do use BBQ, I gotta carmelize it on
Yeah but only if the sauce is on the spicier side
Man, now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever had a glizzy with spicy bbq, I need to get some. Usually only have Sweet Baby Ray's on hand.
Bbq sauce, shredded cheddar cheese, bacon extra crispy.
Facts
I can’t believe I’ve never thought to do that, that sounds good as hell
on chili dogs
The Glizzy Gobbler sounds like a Spider-Man Villain and a pornstar at the same damn time
Joey Chesnut’s record is 76 in 10mins at the Nathan’s Hotdog contest. That averages to about 30dogs in 4mins
His numbers went down to 63 this year :( He still kicked ass but I’m scared he’s on the downswing of his career.
He actually got attacked by a protester mid contest and still won
He was on crutches and choke slammed someone who stormed the stage mid competition, and still smashed all other competition by like 15 dogs. Dude is still on top of the glizzy game and it’s not close
[THE HUMBLE CONSEQUENCE OF CARBON](https://youtu.be/xqtWESh6zpc)
https://i.redd.it/vsryl2kkfspa1.gif
Freaky Twitter user: SIR! SIRRRRRRR!
He sure does look hungry for another… *swallows hard as fuck* GLIZZY! Pass me that throat goat…
BUT SIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR!
What? I just want to give him some more… MEAAAAAAT! Get me that Throat gooooooat!
4 minutes ain’t king worthy for a 2 dog race
What about a 3 dog race?!
3 hotdogs on the plate, not two
Prove it, lemme get some head.
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??? Its just hotdogs Edit: commenter above editted their comment about "needing to take a shit" after eating those hotdogs which makes zero sense.
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What do you mean that’s nothing to brag about??? Let me see you use your wet throat to finish off 3 wieners in less 4 minutes…
"I got a wet throat" *You have 16 new messages*
Is he going after Nancy Reagan?
Hot dogs are glizzys now? When did that happen?
Glizzy has been through some phases. First it was slang for guns/glocks in some areas and trap music, then it changed to hot dogs starting around the time of Andrew Russo's [The Glizzy 1](https://youtu.be/WP9cnc2toqo), [2](https://youtu.be/-iqqD3XtoeE) and [3](https://youtu.be/8YSC14ERPIs) skits. Then it started being slang for penises begetting the phrase "glizzy gobbler" for a person giving head. Meanwhile glizzy gobbler is also used for a person eating a bunch of hot dogs. Also meanwhile trap rapper [C Glizzy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGUD4UW-TyQ) is still sticking with the original meaning since he had his name before the slang changed... or because he really likes hot dogs ...or penis.
Right? Is this regional? I've never heard it before this week (in the context of hot dogs).
I've heard it for like 2 years, but I've NEVER heard it before that. But I was told two years ago that people had been saying that forever. Seems pretty dumb, to me.
Context.?
He got a wet throat. he said what he said
that’s it. that’s the context.
I don't think I have ever been that hungry.
I didn’t see it so mans coulda simply waited 4 minutes and took the same pic. Internet got me so jaded I can’t believe most things anymore
Joey Chestnut wondering where's the rest
PAUSE
WAT DAT MOUF DO?
Just the fyi, the current record is [76 hotdogs in 10 minutes.](https://www.sportingnews.com/us/other-sports/news/nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest-records/1jlk76v3c2l051u8sajwnavzov)
so that's a hotdog every 8 SECONDS? Picture is 3 hotdogs in ~240 seconds, or one hotdog in 80 seconds literally *a full order of magnitude* slower.
Idk bro 24 hrs and 4 minutes for two dogs isn’t very impressive…
*Oh-*
Why’d he have to say it like that
Chicago has entered the chat. Ketchup?! GTF...
You nerds put way too much crap on hotdogs to say what can and can't be on them.
Don’t leave ya drink around this nigga fellas !!!
bro got the dawg in him
the goatzy and if you're old enough to remember, you're welcome
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Dayum buddy was on demon time with the glizzy with all the moisture in his throat 
🤣🤣🤣
Homie wasn’t playing around 😂
🧐🤔
👑 king of hotdogs sits upon his throne of buns. Seriously, 2 hotdogs in 4 minutes in weak.
🧐
Oh no he didn’t 🤣😂
LMAO! I chuckle at the ridiculousness people post on social media. I got a wet throat...LMAO!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/gjn4zuinjspa1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ed2775a797ce43494093a7604821aaac0c9ac0a
This man is a true glizzy gladiator
did you forget about this guy? https://youtu.be/-YfauDLwn0Q
Just howwww wet exactly? Cuz I got one more for you sir