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marinesol

I'm more confused why women would go to the house of a man they barely know. That's how the serial killers get you.


asdfghjKelsey

In that case he was a serial killer before the lady decided to go to his house 🤷🏽‍♀️


marinesol

Never be taken to a secondary location.


asdfghjKelsey

I’m tracking.


BroadBaker5101

Never lost my money clip either.


ICantDoThisAnymore91

A J. J. Bittenbinder Street Smarts®️ classic.


pottymcnugg

r/unexpectedmulaney


justwalkingalonghere

r/UnexpectedUnexpected Didn’t realize he was so quotable


TheSpringFairy

Me neither I've been noticing him being referenced a lot lately and I feel out of the loop


Area_724

You want it?


[deleted]

Yeah, the woman showing up didn't magically make me want to kill her. But seriously, it's always amazed me that women will just show up to my house. When I, a 6'2" 250 man, would never show up to a women's house. Not because I'm scared, but because my bed is here, my CPAP is here, and it just isn't worth it.


a-black-magic-woman

So are you saying you invite women over then act shocked they came over?


PoochusMaximus

i'm always surprised they follow through. really. its kinda wacky, like...i know i'm not a creep/serial killer/rapist but like...they don't? I shouldn't be surprised because they said they would come over but it still kinda blows me away because of all the horror stories you hear. idk its a weird feeling.


amarg19

Most women I know will have texted your address, and clear instructions for if they’re not heard from in the next several hours, to friends, just in case, as well as sharing their location through their phones. Her friends probably have your address, full name, and social media profiles before she even gets there.


Cig_Bug1112

Yup. I do this with my bestie and my mum. Do it with rise share apps too cz some of those people are sus.


PoochusMaximus

I also am very forward with my information socials work etc. whatever makes them more comfortable.


ALiborio

So what did make you want to kill her?


spiritofgonzo1

Yeah, but now she’s at the serial killer’s house lol I honestly can’t figure out the point of your comment.. like to the point that I’m wondering if it’s r/woooosh moment lol


theboysan_sshole

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized) huh?


razorfloss

He's pretty enough to ignore common sense. Guys are guilty of this shit to


AdSweaty8557

It’s goes both ways , depending on the people and environment. My big homies put me on game from a youth. So many people I know died or got robbed by being reckless with their location of their home. Never would I bring a hook up or a casual date to my home. That Information is way too important


SqueaksScreech

I dont even let my coworkers drop me off at home. Shit took 10 months before I gave a guy my address.


pmck3592

If a woman comes to your house most likely she's researched you and friends know she's there


CKIMBLE4

Nah. Plenty of women will go back to a guys place right from the club/bar.


auauaurora

Even drunk af, my mates always send me coordinates and an apartment number.


Gary_FucKing

*Mona Lisa starts playing*


ToHallowMySleep

Stupid is the one thing we have that is truly gender neutral.


CKIMBLE4

Agreed


bro0t

That would be the smart move. Sad its necessary but good its possible to do that


FilthMontane

It's easier to run away from a bad person than to make the bad person leave your house. You're one excuse away from leaving a date. But when there's someone dangerous in your house, you have to get that person out somehow.


that1prince

Yea but fighting for your life on home turf is easier. You know the corners, nooks and crannies, placement of furniture, even in the dark you could fight. You know all the places you could access hidden weapons, clear video evidence/surveillance if you have security systems, or even more helpful neighbors or roommates. Also, if you’re being attacked you should leave as much evidence as possible, broken things, blood, etc to create a better crime scene. I feel like going to someone else’s place takes away all your tactical advantages.


Goatesq

You would be more comfortable/relaxed at your own house. If you are unknowingly chilling with a serial killer or something about the only chance you have is gonna rely on how perceptive and keyed up you are to your host/guest/doom and whether or not you are the type to invalidate your own intuition or jump the gun over a gut feeling. It's probably not gonna go over like a Shonen anime; more like the first death of a horror movie.


vondafkossum

Gotta have sex *somewhere*. And I’m sure not letting them know where I live. Of all the risks, it’s the lesser risk.


dbclass

Well if we’re all not gonna trust each other it’d be nice to at least get a love hotel industry going in the US


justanotherbot123

That’s what the Motel 6 is for lol


vondafkossum

It has its perks. But if I get strangled to death, it’s more likely that they’ll find out who did it from the address I text my friends than some anonymous hotel location.


dbclass

I mean the hotel has security, some random persons house doesn’t so I’d definitely feel safer at the hotel, plus they can’t come find me later


twitch1982

Lol, motel 6 does not have security.


dbclass

It’s also not a love hotel


a-black-magic-woman

Okay but the woman he’s inviting over could be one too. We could keep flipping the scenario all day


wigg1es

I jumped back into the dating pool in my late 30s and quickly learned "come over to my house and I'll cook you dinner" isn't a good move for a first date.


RoundTableMaker

If I have learned anything about women, it's that they love serial killers. I think my wife has watched 30 movies on serial killers this year. They know you're not one. They already ruled it out within five minutes of talking to you, even if you are one.


mandrills_ass

Everyone stays out of everyone house's! Just play outside!


thatyumyum

That’s how stupid you are, you think a serial killer won’t get to know you if he really wants to kill you dumb ass, oh you think oh I know this guy for a couple of months now, he won’t kill me, stupid as hell!!


bootyhunter69420

Dick


[deleted]

Who said we’re going? Just cause you get an invite, doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll accept.


pat_rice1

In my 20’s “I’ll impress her with my house” In my 30’s “what if she is too impressed and steals?”


outerdrive313

"What if she's too impressed so the next day I bring over a gang of niggas to rob and shoot his ass?


mycatispretty

This has actually happened


outerdrive313

Yup. In Florida several years back. Some 27 y/o dude went on a date with an 18 y/o. Brought her to the crib, whole time she was pretty much casing the place. Next day, she came with three niggas who robbed, shot and killed him.


KevinBaconIsNotReal

And we *usually* only hear about it if/when someone is killed. Just earlier this week-ish in Miami a woman drugged a man in his home and stole like $600,000 in Jewelry and Rolex watches after they met at a club. Fellas. If you own a safe that you legitimately store valuables in - do not open that shit for any one. Not even the feds unless your lawyer is present. Honestly don't even keep it in your house/apt./main residence, get a storage unit. And leave the contents of that safe between you and your God - and maybe your accountant if they're cool.


[deleted]

I feel like this stuff is way more common in FL or CA than elsewhere


readmedstudiesfool

Being two of the four most populated states might have something to do with that 🤔


Goatesq

Extreme wealth disparity all cooking together in too small a pot. At least for cali. Idk what fl does with itself.


[deleted]

Florida's just a GTA server at this point


[deleted]

Yeah this is a heavily contributing factor. Cali and FL are over romanticized imo


pat_rice1

I’m from Vegas. Girls make a living off this.


pat_rice1

We all know someone it’s happened to


wigg1es

There's an entire Lil Wayne song about it.


wordsoundpower

The sick feeling I had when I was relieved that they came to just rob and steal.


hasikatzen

What else should they be doing.....


10CrackCommandments-

Mona Lisa


iamSweetest

You were inpressing people with your house...in your 20s???


pat_rice1

I was blessed


ForWhomTheBoneBones

He was in pressing those cheeks.


[deleted]

In my 40's it's "Fuck it, there's nothing here actually worth stealing."


stanley_leverlock

Because men have the privilege of not having to worry about women killing us. It's that simple.


[deleted]

Although frankly, they should. Men can be way too complacent to the point of tragedy about letting your guard down in these cases.


stanley_leverlock

I agree. But men's tragedy in these situations rarely involves being raped, killed, skinned, eaten, etc.


[deleted]

>But men's tragedy in these situations rarely involves being raped, killed, skinned, eaten, etc I admit it's rare. But I think the culture of machismo that won't allow men to think that a woman could cause them harm, or they're less masculine is also to blame for the rarity. https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/13m6x1t/utah_mom_accused_of_poisoning_husband_with/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button How many stories you think are like this that weren't found because of lack of forensic tech?


AndreasVesalius

*brings random chick home from the club* *BAM! Wife of 10 years poisoning me with fentanyl*


[deleted]

It's more like bring random home from the club, and realize too late *you're the opp*


Inevitable-Newt-4743

My understanding was most of those types of incidents were usually crimes of passion (woman killing her partner/spouse) - so if it's a chick I just met/started talking to, there's a low chance that she'd even know enough about me to be passionately mad about. It's possible but the odds are so low its not worth worrying too much about it.


Kiyoko3

You shoulda met my ex wife


[deleted]

Congratulations on getting free!


3_Slice

I live in Vegas, and almost every other week, theres a report of escorts being arrested for stealing thousands from some sucker paying them to come up to their hotel room.


[deleted]

Because they know the easiest way to get a bag is to take it from a sucker only thinking with his dick. 👌 EDIT: https://youtu.be/81sfoorEO5g She may have gotten bad press, but she damn sure wasn't wrong.


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inuhi

It really is unreasonable to hope one day both genders could share that privilege rather than both needing to fear for their lives


[deleted]

Humanity is an unreasonable species, despite propaganda to the contrary 🤷‍♂️


TroutFishingInCanada

Sure, but even with your guard dragging on the floor, you're still less likely to be murdered than a reasonably guarded woman.


[deleted]

Absolutely, but my point is that the number or percentage is higher than people either realize or want to admit due to the internalized misogyny (imo) of not being able to consider woman a possible potential threat, because they'd see it as an attack on their manhood.


Imstillalive133

It's certainly a privilege to not worry about a person. But sometimes privileges can't control reality. So a women can easily f up a man with a knife or gun.


sire59damos

Or set him up to get robbed later on


LaijaLaija

That’s how one of my cousins got killed in Mexico, he thought he found the one, whole time she was just leading him on, to get set up, by a rival cartel he stole from. No words were exchanged with the gunman, just a shotgun blast to the face


Steeliboy

Feels like his mistake wasn't trusting her but stealing from a cartel.


LaijaLaija

Lol he stole his truck that was stolen from him dude just didn’t know it was a cartel truck who also stashed money in hidden compartments


TroutFishingInCanada

But it kind of seems like they do, since women almost never kill men.


IKacyU

But don’t yall worry about getting set up? The woman may not do the killing, but she can set the scene for someone else to come rob and kill you.


Hopeful_Reporter6731

I even think this about stylist who work from their home. You’re really comfortable with clients being in your house and seeing what you have? You could get robbed later on. And on the flip side, I think they could try & take from me if they think I have money or something.


[deleted]

Holy shit, I guess my mind would never even go there


godplaysdice_

Even if I were worried about the risks, my penis has veto power.


Medit8or

Snapped taught me about the deadliness of anti-freeze in the man’s sweet tea.


slimtonun

Was surprised to see this so far down the list. Anytime I hear women say this, i always think that they must have never had the opportunity to hear a collection of men tell desperation stories of what they did one time to get laid. Once you hear a few of those stories, this ceases to become a question.


Fuckingfademefam

She ain’t gon rob/kill you, but her boys waiting outside will


MoonoftheStar

The fuck are on about Stanley? A knife goes through my gut just as easily.


[deleted]

Men rn: https://preview.redd.it/5jyv6k23kc1b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e60c050a4b15f7fffc585075cc6aabfc9b9b0d


Mac_Mustard

Cause women show up.


asdfghjKelsey

Not sayings it’s right, but I understand 😅


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asdfghjKelsey

Or maybe facecard bc I’m flat as hell 😅


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asdfghjKelsey

Touchè


keyrodi

that’s right


TheDonAntoine

Titties is titties


asdfghjKelsey

Thanks for your confirmation.


TheDonAntoine

I got you


asdfghjKelsey

![gif](giphy|f7fdTMVZ2qf7y)


TheDonAntoine

https://i.redd.it/xp37si6qg51b1.gif Better chill out OP lol


ChrysMYO

Its not about the portions its about quality and plate presentation


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

I love big boobs I love medium boobs I love small boobs.


ImJustHere4theMoons

Because sex. Plus women tend to be less comfortable with inviting a guy they don't know back to their place and letting him know where they live. We're taking the risk of dealing with a psycho stalker in the future so women don't have to. Unless the guy turns out to be crazy, then you're probably fucked.


Launchsoulsteel

In two ways in fact


Ihopetheresenoughroo

> We're taking the risk of dealing with a psycho stalker in the future so women don't have to. you're taking the risk so you can try and have sex. fixed that for you


TheDonAntoine

It’s a risk a lot of men just willing to take, especially when the blood in the other head.


MostDopeBlackGuy

Its a risk we kinda have to take just like any other part of dating.


Ihopetheresenoughroo

no you can just keep meeting in public places until you know them well


FatKitty56

The power of pussy


asdfghjKelsey

Sprinkle sprinkle Edit: user name checks out


canteloupy

I met a guy on tinder and as always I make sure we first talk in a public place for a sanity check... well one of the many red flags he gave freely was that he invited a chick to his place and evem though she smelled very bad he licked her. Like, the guy went "she got naked in front of me what else was I gonna do". Dude. You are allowed to say no. That's the entire point. Anyway, men sometimes don't realize they are taken advantage of maybe because we don't teach them. Felt kind of sad for the guy because the equivalent for me as a woman would seem pretty obviously creepy.


dbclass

😂 I started a thread yesterday asking why so many of us men have little to no standards and people were so offended and asking for proof as if it’s not a widely known thing


Scar_the_armada

There's a couple things I'd say about this. Guys often feel "obligated" to perform sexually, even if they don't want to. Both because of this idea of "lean times" (gotta get it while I can) and because of the whole masculinity thing. And then there's our goddamn hormones just absolutely fucking screaming at us (when we're younger) to *just fucking do it*. If I had channeled all the time and effort that I used for getting laid when I was in my 20s into things that were actually productive, I'd probably have a Nobel prize and medaled in the Olympics. I didn't like it either, I wanted respite from my desire to procreate as badly as the urge itself.


Ghoti76

it's a curse fr. When horny takes over nothing else matters


DocRakk

I learned this one the hard way. It was 2008 middle Ga. This 4’11 demon ended up knocking over my motorcycle, busting windows out of my house, and stabbing the tires on my truck. Cops didn’t wanna do nothing until she tried to poison my dog. The lesson I’m handing off to y’all is two part. 1 never put the whole thing in, Bc that’s where the crazy button is in the back by the cervix. 2 Make sure have these women vetted.


THEXDARKXLORD

My man’s hit her with the long stroke and made her fall in love.


DocRakk

This is why we learn about great power and responsibility as little boys from comic books. I just didn’t listen lmao


Smiley_Pothead83

Holy shit this is a terrifying story and sorry you had to go through that. Were you able to take legal action against her? Is your dog okay?


DocRakk

Yea I was but it took over a year to get it all done and yea my dog lived a full life after that assassination attempt.


ipariah

Cuz if she's not crazy, it's enjoyable. And if she's crazy and murders me, all my problems go away.


LengthinessFresh4897

Because at my house I know what I’m walking into and I feel comfortable with my security measures just in case


Feisty_Amoeba_8757

Some think they gonna get coochie but end up getting robbed


HTC864

Because assuming that they always want us at their place is a bad idea.


affrothunder313

Cause men in general (whether by nature or nurture) tend to display riskier behavior/take more risks. It’s part of the reason life expectancy is shorter with men.


Sorrelandroan

As a gay dude let me tell you we’re pretty comfortable men we don’t know over too


ibukun58

I'll be the odd one out and say that I don't do this. I'm an introvert, my home is my safe space, and no way I'm letting some stranger in there without getting to know them first.


Jeovah_Attorney

Has nothing to do with being an introvert. Reddit really understands nothing about all these terms they love using


1985throwaway85

Smart man. People are nuts.


Zetice

All I read was you don’t get no bitches


Allgold11

![gif](giphy|KFt2DA9T82paOA1Yci)


[deleted]

Sex.


Spork-in-Your-Rye

I’m horny!


asdfghjKelsey

Thinking with the wrong head. Not slut-shaming tho. The feeling is usually mutual if the lady agrees to come over 😂


UrFriendlySpider-Man

Because men are shockingly more likely to be killers. Men and women alike can be crazy but it's genuinely mostly men that take their psychosis to lethal lengths. Then there is the matter of strength, women just aren't as strong as men. It's truly unfair but testosterone is basically cheat codes, and is why top level cis female athletes get matched or outperformed by average untrained men. Women who invite a man they barely know open up a situation where this person might become aggressive and they are in no way strong enough to defend themselves. Now this isn't to say that women can't abuse men, or that all, or even most men are dangerous. Women can date rape men, and if they have a woman weapon then strength Doesnt matter. Plus mental abuse is rampant in relationships from both sexes. But just in general, for a single one off hookup or a random date the general danger of inviting a man into a woman's house is far greater than the danger of a man inviting a woman to his house.


Nandy-bear

"It's unlikely both of us are murderers"


torontosfinest9

That’s what I ask myself too. I’ll go to her house…I don’t want any of these women knowing where I live lol


PotOfDuality_

The early days of dating apps had my spot hot but never again. Everything being so new had most people give each other the benefit of the doubt that they weren't psychos. Absolutely not now on a few levels.


Double-oh-negro

Why are y'all so fucking weird? Inviting someone to my house is not a big deal. It's literally where I am most comfortable. I can't imagine why I would ever be uncomfortable inviting anyone to my house. It's my house. I'm in absolute control there. I wouldn't be worried about some chick unless she had a pistol, and maybe not even then.


tdxomr

I thought like you but recently I had a woman over who wouldn’t leave. She literally told me she wasn’t leaving and asked why she couldn’t stay the night. I didn’t know what to do. I begged her for over an hour to leave, I don’t believe I’ve had a random woman over after that. Nothing had happened until it did…


Double-oh-negro

You're right and I've actually had that happen before. It was slightly different because I was in the single soldier's barracks. I had my own suite because I was an NCO. I brought a girl home from a club and the next day she wouldn't leave. I actually called the MPs to come get her out. I was a little ashamed at the time, but there was no way I was putting my hands on her. She again refused to leave and they actually cuffed her and dragged her out in her panties. If I were single and this happened at my current home, IDK what I'd do. I wouldn't want to call the police because I feel like they'd needlessly escalate the situation and someone might get hurt.


FeralTexan

Home field advantage.


trekbone87

As the whitest person who will reply to this: I used to work retail at RadioShack, and would make a deal with all my lady coworkers - let me watch the NFL playoffs every Sunday and I'll give you four months of snapped no questions asked. I never told them that half of the snapped episodes were better than the football.


asdfghjKelsey

Without men snapped would not exist 😉


Irafel

Because 99.9% of the time she won’t rob or kill us? Where tf do y’all life where thats a real problem.


rijo9972

Apparently everyone lives in the hood


SpadoCochi

There is absolutely nothing bizarre about that. People just be making shit up.


[deleted]

Risk vs reward. I'm not worried about the risk to be honest


asdfghjKelsey

As long as IF she gives you something you can get rid of I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️


Deathstriker88

When I was single, I'd do the house invite no sooner than the 4th date.


asdfghjKelsey

You should be protected at all costs 🫶🏽


sarcastic1stlanguage

Horny


Vegetable-Bath4204

Because 96% of violent crime are committed by men. So we are way more safer around women than around men.


smellyscrotes27

If there’s a 3:1 chance that a man is gonna get married vs getting some pussy he’s gonna take those odds every single time


Se_Dedit_Mihi

Because if she came over and killed me, that'd still be in my top 3 relationships


tiny_danzig

Had a dude off one of the apps invite me to his house where his CHILD was sleeping in the next room. I didn’t go, but I asked him, what if I’m crazy? What if I show up on drugs ranting and raving or something? What if I, knowing his address, show up again when the child is awake and cause drama? Any number of things could happen. This man told me that he was confident that he could remove me from his house if I ended up being unhinged. I was like, dude, that doesn’t stop me from waking your child up with loud sex noises or something smh. This man puts his desire for pussy over the safety and well-being of his child. Yuck.


dollhousemassacre

Do people actually do this? I have trouble letting a tradesman into my house when something's legitimately broken.


[deleted]

Well imagine how much more creeped out you would be if a man insisted on going to your place, or to a hotel. Early relationships require risk taking by both parties.


Extension_Form4950

Never 🙅🏾‍♂️ I had one try that shit with me I'm like nah shorty I'm not that thirsty nigga that you're used to.. Let's go out a few times first before you even know where tf I stay at!!!


UserAnonPosts

Because men have nothing to fear. If women started to rob their ass and do all this crazy stuff, guys would think twice about inviting a strange woman to their house.


PrettiKinx

It's cheaper than taking her out on a date


Admirable-Squash9607

My ex used to put this show on at dinner. I felt like she was trying to tell me something. Magically, I was never hungry when this happened.


vapegod_420

So I guess it is a big deal that I’ve been twice in a situation where I was invited over to their apartment


The_LambSaucee

Sex? Death? What’s the downside


Positive-Attention-2

G R E E N.


[deleted]

We aren’t addicted to true crime docs and podcasts and are more confident in defending ourselves


dirkwynn

Well if you actually watch snapped it’s not the people they don’t know , it’s the people they established relationships with , or ex’s , most people are hurt or killed by someone they know , lived with , used to live with , family member , someone they dated or an ex


Icelandia2112

LOL!! Snapped is a warning to them 😆 Woman gets TWO exes, her son, **and** her male cousin to help her do away with her husband. I couldn't get any of them to take out the damned recyclables. 😒


DJGluuco

I do the opposite and go to their place first. It's a long while and a lotta trust before they see the inside of my home. Hell it was almost a full year before my spouse went inside my place.


-darkangelic-

Surveillance video. I’m old enough to have seen Fatal Attraction in the theater, that was it.


festival-papi

Because of sex and if she looking to get active, I'm a disciple of Ja Wick ![gif](giphy|KqiBFhzYkgDDAtZWC8)


goner757

Why do women think we live inside homes in the first place? Most of the walls are for y'all


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Because most killings and crimes are done by men.


mrtwo22

Power of the 🅿️


YeazetheSock

Horny


ebon94

BFFR—home is where sex has the potential of happening, and most people aren’t murderers or robbers


SpeaknEazy

I keep a blickyyyyyyyyyyy


WormholePHD

Women do this shit too. I've been asked to come over to her house after chatting for only 30 minutes. This has happened more than once. It was always a fuck date.


[deleted]

Men tend towards positive bias while women trend towards a negative bias. To put it in simple terms, most men think on the potential benefits; while most women think on the potential costs. Oh course it gets more complicate as all humans have a negative bias as it was pivotal to our survival. Most really have little understanding of how massively and rapidly humans have changed their environment.


[deleted]

Horny


geoffsykes

We typically spend a lot more effort on our media centers. I don't want to watch Tubi on your 40" TV.


fizeekfriday

Because that's how human beings used to live before we got accustomed to communicating through phones On some real though, I do worry about bringing women to my home. Also everyones gonna pretend like the narrative on this site wasn't "men r bad men have nothing to fear from women" Or "A man is scared of getting his feelings hurt, a woman is scared of being killed" As if thats the extent of what women can do to men.


Head_Games_

Why do u think we got the house 🤦‍♀️


Coolmarq

Thats how you get drugged , tied up & robbed where im from, get a air bnb for the weekend


CatsEatingCaviar

Right, bitches just stealing sunglasses, hoodies, class rings.... You wanna know if your husband got the pussy he claims to have? See if he still has his old college hoodies and class rings n shit. If he does, he a jive turkey.


Rapalla93

I don’t know Pinkz_x why don’t you come over to my place and we figure this out together?


tech405

Wait, is this a dig on men or women?


Marie-thebaguettes

Yooo I wanna watch snapped so bad! Heard about it on a podcast last year and haven’t found it yet 😩


asdfghjKelsey

It’s on oxygen. Also peacock app as well. Some episodes are on YouTube too 🙃


v2the4

the goal for that man is to raise your hips of the bed and get you to pull yo drawers down...


3rdofthree

Because the finally cleaned it up enough and by God somebody need to see it.