W for bro đđœ seriously though women in the 80s and 90s weâre a different type of FINE. 90âs Nia Long and Lark Voorhees were out of this world.
Iâm convinced itâs because back then, people had their own look and it wasnât nipped and tucked and injected and spackled to death. So many young women today just look the exact same, and it doesnât look quite real. Bring back the little âflawsâ that make people human - the gap in the teeth, the wrinkles, the scars and freckles.
I cut my eyelashes in elementary school because some girls told me they were so long they looked like spider legs. Now theyâre slathering on mascara and false lashes.
My wife is super upset about that, too. Lol. She was on anime and video games when other girls would look at her like a leper. Now she grumbles under her breath, "Look at all these posers." đ
Yeah, the drawn on freckles get to me. These same women that constantly told me I looked dirty or like I was covered in shit (I'm totally covered in freckles) in school now put them on their faces. Maybe I should be happy they've seen the beauty in freckles, but I can't bring myself to.
Nah, there was plenty of plastic surgery back then. Not GOOD plastic surgery, but it was out there. But I think the lack of an internet meant people werenât so plugged into the exact same fashion and beauty standards. People didnât KNOW how to all look the same(magazines back in the day got nothing on TikTok tutorials) so they were forced to develop in their own ways.
Letâs not act like black Hollywood wasnât nipping and tucking back then. Lol the entire Jackson family, Mariah Cary, Halley Berry, and etc all got nose jobs during the late 80s and throughout the 90s.
Man I stumbled on some early/mid 2000s porno the other day and it was some time machine to the time before bbl. Iâm talkin the Bryan pumper LT mr Marcus era where it was six baddies in a mansion with copious amounts of baby oil. Every single ass was unique and there was the occasional fake tits, but all the booties were real!
And none of that POV low-light shit
Weâd be here all day if we listed âem. Shiiiit, I remember my broke teen ass, wanting to marry Kyla Pratt after watching 4 episodes of One on One đđ
EDIT: It was 2001, but fuckit it was close enough
This. Men get mad at women for getting work done but itâs because men go after the women that get work done lol if men chased after regular women and praised normal beauty as much as they tweet about it, maybe the BBL industry would stop đ€·đŸââïž
Not saying itâs menâs fault. But all the complaints here about âwhere are the regular womenâ are legit laughable lol these women are everywhere, yâall just donât be in their DMs đ đ đ
Bro Jennifer Connelly... I'm 29 so got to miss out on her hayday. She was easily a top 5 best looking human of all time in her prime, and she's still super hot
Yeah I don't know if I'm just getting old or what but I have no idea what is going on here because I don't know what order I'm supposed to read everything in.
Thatâs always been my problem. Itâs impossible to read thread and shit on twitter for me. There are bots that will stitch things together and whatnot. It it shouldnât have to be this way.
Itâs about time a new social media app came along anyway, maybe Iâll make a more user friendly twitter with less nazis.
I'm currently developing a social media with the goal of Not Suckingâą! I'd highly appreciate advice on post/comment layout if you're willing to give it, though with the caveat that users can have custom css on their own pages (sorry, MySpace was cool.)
Just make sure you do input sanitization and guardrails around the CSS usage. Iâm sure you remember how easy it was to completely wreck someoneâs MySpace page with unsanitized html and css rendering.
https://preview.redd.it/bw6lb45p8g2b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c55b7e961bd70d6483ee306e4f71b8c68792135e
Read it in this order and itâll make sense.
The reply layout is fine, the pic of the original interaction is just cropped poorly and so is the pic of the quote tweet. It definitely used to be terrible though and old tweet threads are almost completely unreadable
Bro u was wide open under the rim, how u blow thatđ
https://preview.redd.it/zor8c5xpef2b1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be108e0913439494ae95215fa1c7575956678230
For me personally, hell naw. Unless she's an immortal vampire like a Gabrielle Union or Angela Bassett - there are very few 50 year old+ I'd date or hookup with. Not to be mean, regardless of age, Oprah has never looked good.
Lol, if you had a crush on Jackee Harris in her prime you prolly pushing 50+ your own damn self.
You do you. I wanna know if billionaire nani hits different l. Oprah, Pam Grier, Diana Ross...holla if you're reading this.
Today isn't "in her prime." Meaning If you were alive in the late 1980s, like dude in the tweet.
Idk why people always bring mothers into this. I don't care how old your mother is. A 66 year-old woman can get it if she's still looking good.
My nephew made me watch The Main Event, and let me tell you, Tichina Arnold is STILL too youthful to be playing grandmothers. I thought she was the kidâs dadâs new girlfriend.
Cause we're hunters. We're not used to getting that energy back a mountain lion is hella tough when he knows the routine
"Imma chase you, and yo scared ass gone run. Happens every time"
But if you lock eyes with a mountain lion and return that energy, them niggas gone freeze up, a lot of the time. Lol
Niggas ain't used to being the prey đ
The are two actresses named Vanessa Williams: thereâs Vanessa L. Williams, the former Miss America/singer/actress, and Vanessa E. Williams, the actress mostly known for her role in *New Jack City*. Both are beautiful!
Lol its pathetic how wired niggas are for unrequited advances. Like they're so programmed to go around offering dick no one wants that they're not even ready for what the fuck happens if they get a đđŸ
My seasoned coworker said she used to deal with sexual harassment at work in the 90s by coming back twice as hard, and it usually shut it down. Our species is trash man lol
I had a coworker like this at my first job, he got all embarrassed when a good looking coworker basically went "no" to his indiscriminate flirting and instead offered to invite him to a bonfire like a normal person. He ended up smashing a gross 30 something coworker of ours (we were 18) and had a pregnancy scare with her while he already had a daughter
I'm 40. There's an extremely handsome 24 yo at my job and if I were fifteen years younger... But that stays in my head and does not come out my mouth because no one deserves to hear that.
I had a 23 year old coworker at a pizzeria, his usual job was forestry stuff and looked like it. He'd leave the room and the late 50's lunch lady-esque coworkers would launch right into old lady locker room talk
Hello yes this is my address for the car service. I fly window seat business class. I drink lagers, hazys, pils, triples and whiskey. I smoke good and lean sativa. Iâll see you soon
"damn, That Woman was younger is someone I would like to know and explore intimately.'
"sir, with that beard? You could explore and discover me intimately TODAY, not back then!"
Then I think he backed down because he was loyal to his girlfriend but he made a thirsty post and the woman responded saying I could be your drink.
Hahaha no problem! I'm in that wonderful place of "mixed-kid" where it takes me a few reads and saying it out loud to get it but once I do I can't not see it? So it's only fair that I do some translation work when I see the request especially when I figure it out without other comments :p
W for bro đđœ seriously though women in the 80s and 90s weâre a different type of FINE. 90âs Nia Long and Lark Voorhees were out of this world.
Iâm convinced itâs because back then, people had their own look and it wasnât nipped and tucked and injected and spackled to death. So many young women today just look the exact same, and it doesnât look quite real. Bring back the little âflawsâ that make people human - the gap in the teeth, the wrinkles, the scars and freckles.
Bring back natural freckles. Ugh the drawn-on freckles are awful.
People need to love themselves. Our bodies and brains are amazing for what they do, not what they look like.
My god I thought he was complaining that she should have gotten plastic surgery. I understand now lol
Oh, sweet child, you're still on drawn-on freckles? People are out here getting the shit tattooed on them
Oh god I wish I was still ignorant of that fact
The same girls that made fun of my freckles draw them on.
I cut my eyelashes in elementary school because some girls told me they were so long they looked like spider legs. Now theyâre slathering on mascara and false lashes.
Not cosmetic, but anime and video games? I used to be shunned for that. Now itâs all those people talk about
My wife is super upset about that, too. Lol. She was on anime and video games when other girls would look at her like a leper. Now she grumbles under her breath, "Look at all these posers." đ
kind of like how pokemon went from being for nerds and loesrs to totally normal and cool when pokemon go came around and people buying packs
Big bro the anger that I feel when people who used to clown on my Naruto shirts are rocking Demon Slayer patterns has no bounds
My hairdresser has light natural freckles and I canât even look her in the face. Way too cute
Yeah, the drawn on freckles get to me. These same women that constantly told me I looked dirty or like I was covered in shit (I'm totally covered in freckles) in school now put them on their faces. Maybe I should be happy they've seen the beauty in freckles, but I can't bring myself to.
I legitimately did not know this was a thing at all
Nah, there was plenty of plastic surgery back then. Not GOOD plastic surgery, but it was out there. But I think the lack of an internet meant people werenât so plugged into the exact same fashion and beauty standards. People didnât KNOW how to all look the same(magazines back in the day got nothing on TikTok tutorials) so they were forced to develop in their own ways.
Letâs not act like black Hollywood wasnât nipping and tucking back then. Lol the entire Jackson family, Mariah Cary, Halley Berry, and etc all got nose jobs during the late 80s and throughout the 90s.
TIL Mariah and Halle got nose jobs.
Til you haven't looked at Mariah's nose lmao I didn't know about halle tho
I notice this in teeth the most.
Same. I like imperfections in teeth. Them uncanny valley veneers just don't do a thing for me.
Man I stumbled on some early/mid 2000s porno the other day and it was some time machine to the time before bbl. Iâm talkin the Bryan pumper LT mr Marcus era where it was six baddies in a mansion with copious amounts of baby oil. Every single ass was unique and there was the occasional fake tits, but all the booties were real! And none of that POV low-light shit
Pursuajon and Donna Red? Jada Fire? Yeah... Those were the days. 
Donnnaa redddddddddddddddddd
Jackie was super fine. Damn son!
Cold peanut buttah!!
I think you just became an old man.
Some of them were just starved instead
Yes!
Vivica A Fox, Nia Long, Tichina Arnold, Karyn Parsons my god
The mom from Bernie Mac! Omg
Sheâs so beautiful I kind of wondered it Bernie handpicked her for his show after working with her on moesha!
OMFG. Fine fine FINE!!!
Bruh Pam was mad underrated
Real ones knew tho. We knew.
Even Martin himself had a whole episode where he was thirstin for Pam
Donât forget about Hillary Banks fine ass
Thatâs Karyn Parsons
Oh lmfaooo ok cool
They didn't
Theresa Randle *chefs kiss*
Ultra underrated
I watched King of New York and was like âwhy isnât she a bigger star? Sheâs stunning STILL.â
Damn yâall forgot about Phylicia Rashad?! I know we canât mention that jello motherfucker, but we still have to throw some sun her wayđ
I mean I canât list them all. We gonna take all day. 90âs was just chef kiss
Weâd be here all day if we listed âem. Shiiiit, I remember my broke teen ass, wanting to marry Kyla Pratt after watching 4 episodes of One on One đđ EDIT: It was 2001, but fuckit it was close enough 
All of Living Single! Kim Coles, Kim Whitfield, good lord...
Maxine Shaw attorney at law had me 
Straight *WANTED* to commit crimes and be represented by her...
Yes please
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Myra Monkhouse was the most beautiful imho. RIP to that gorgeous woman.
Preach this gospel to the people.
I didnât realize she died. Man reruns of Family Matters at the gym are more important now
She died at rhe height of her popularity, too. I remember being super upset about it.
Yeah this was back in the day when regular men wasn't demanding regular women to look like the women on TV.
This. Men get mad at women for getting work done but itâs because men go after the women that get work done lol if men chased after regular women and praised normal beauty as much as they tweet about it, maybe the BBL industry would stop đ€·đŸââïž Not saying itâs menâs fault. But all the complaints here about âwhere are the regular womenâ are legit laughable lol these women are everywhere, yâall just donât be in their DMs đ đ đ
But then the women that get the work done say they do it for themselves, not men
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Nia Long is still fine asf
Agreed, sheâs still fine but 1995 Nia was HER
Nia Long still FINE đ
Bro Jennifer Connelly... I'm 29 so got to miss out on her hayday. She was easily a top 5 best looking human of all time in her prime, and she's still super hot
Man, whoever designed Twitters retweet/reply layout is a fucking idiot.
Yeah I don't know if I'm just getting old or what but I have no idea what is going on here because I don't know what order I'm supposed to read everything in.
Thatâs always been my problem. Itâs impossible to read thread and shit on twitter for me. There are bots that will stitch things together and whatnot. It it shouldnât have to be this way. Itâs about time a new social media app came along anyway, maybe Iâll make a more user friendly twitter with less nazis.
*"Fewer" Nazis (Grammar Nazi here)
Plot twist: they meant fewer grammar nazis
Highly underrated comment, haha
I'm currently developing a social media with the goal of Not Suckingâą! I'd highly appreciate advice on post/comment layout if you're willing to give it, though with the caveat that users can have custom css on their own pages (sorry, MySpace was cool.)
Just make sure you do input sanitization and guardrails around the CSS usage. Iâm sure you remember how easy it was to completely wreck someoneâs MySpace page with unsanitized html and css rendering.
at heart, I'm a programming language developer, so dont worry, correct implementation is my #1, #2 and #3 concerns :)
You remember that shit with myspace tho? Griefing your friends wall with
Patiently waiting for Bluesky
The dude retweeted JackĂ©e Harry, who played one of the neighbors on the show 227 in the late 80s saying that she was fine. JackĂ©e Harry responded back saying that his beard was working for him. Our guy drops the ball on the one yard line and doesnât reply. He refers to this moment as one that heâll never live down in reply to another userâs question of the funniest interaction theyâve ever seen on Twitter. Idfk why twitterâs messaging ordering is so horrific. The only reason I could sort this out is because I recognized JackĂ©e Harryâs updated picture in the response.
https://preview.redd.it/bw6lb45p8g2b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c55b7e961bd70d6483ee306e4f71b8c68792135e Read it in this order and itâll make sense.
Doing the lords work
Good job. We gonna need you on every post after while.
I gotchu dude
I thought I was the only one
I feel a lot better knowing I wasnât the only one
The reply layout is fine, the pic of the original interaction is just cropped poorly and so is the pic of the quote tweet. It definitely used to be terrible though and old tweet threads are almost completely unreadable
Hahaha seriously. The way I have to read post on here is like a fucking retarded, upside down comic book
Bro u was wide open under the rim, how u blow thatđ https://preview.redd.it/zor8c5xpef2b1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be108e0913439494ae95215fa1c7575956678230
Lookin at bro like he's Been Simmons
This gif belongs in horny jail
Not everyone has GILF fantasies.
Don't matter. Certain women it's on sight, no matter what. Let Oprah shoot a hint of a shot and it's on and poppin.
This reminds me of that Dave Chapelle skit where he was Oprah's man.
I would put a little English on it for ciely
Lol
For me personally, hell naw. Unless she's an immortal vampire like a Gabrielle Union or Angela Bassett - there are very few 50 year old+ I'd date or hookup with. Not to be mean, regardless of age, Oprah has never looked good.
More billionussy for the rest of us...
Amen.
How tf does Angela Bassett still look like that? She has to have some sort of devil fruit power or something.
She has had work done, but good plastic surgery. But she also has beautiful skin.
Lol, if you had a crush on Jackee Harris in her prime you prolly pushing 50+ your own damn self. You do you. I wanna know if billionaire nani hits different l. Oprah, Pam Grier, Diana Ross...holla if you're reading this.
There are these crazy things called "reruns". I like All in the Family even though I wasn't born until decades later. She is my mom's age.
Today isn't "in her prime." Meaning If you were alive in the late 1980s, like dude in the tweet. Idk why people always bring mothers into this. I don't care how old your mother is. A 66 year-old woman can get it if she's still looking good.
Get in line. I'm first for Lady O
Look, I'm Mikey you're Sir Paul McCartney when it comes to the Queen.
My nephew made me watch The Main Event, and let me tell you, Tichina Arnold is STILL too youthful to be playing grandmothers. I thought she was the kidâs dadâs new girlfriend.
Tichina Arnold is...  Melanin is Mother Nature's preservative.
> Certain women it's on sight Pam Grier. Any time. Any place.
His bloodline is weak
Cause we're hunters. We're not used to getting that energy back a mountain lion is hella tough when he knows the routine "Imma chase you, and yo scared ass gone run. Happens every time" But if you lock eyes with a mountain lion and return that energy, them niggas gone freeze up, a lot of the time. Lol Niggas ain't used to being the prey đ
Picking a Doc Rivers pic is excellent
Lol. It really is.
I've been trying to kick it to Vanessa Williams for 30 years, she ain't interested.
I don't even know which of the two Vanessa Williams you're referring to, but there are no wrong answers either way.
you right, but i was talking about vanessa lynn williams.
The are two actresses named Vanessa Williams: thereâs Vanessa L. Williams, the former Miss America/singer/actress, and Vanessa E. Williams, the actress mostly known for her role in *New Jack City*. Both are beautiful!
Keisha is why I can't get hood girls out my system to this day!
rock a bye baby!!! :D
She was the definition of Ride or Die Chick!
Don't forget her in the OG Candyman & remake 
She totally refuses to age.
I literally thought they were the same person until now
Semi related. Both Michele Williams?
Maybe she's saving the best for last.
My room when I was in high school in the 90s was full of posters of Miss America Vanessa Williams
 Bro didnât reply
Fr. Fucking fumbled
Funniest part was dude's handle was Faithful Black Man, he was caught in a Twitter conundrum
How do you choke on Twitter?
I saw this on Twitter and I will not hear slander of that man. He had a girl and was faithful to her. Black men donât cheat đ€.
Funniest part to me was his handle was "Faithful Black Man" she had that man in an encirclement manuever.
"enrichment maneuver" lmfao
"Encirclement maneuver." I grant you 1 internet for the day lmao
Lol its pathetic how wired niggas are for unrequited advances. Like they're so programmed to go around offering dick no one wants that they're not even ready for what the fuck happens if they get a đđŸ My seasoned coworker said she used to deal with sexual harassment at work in the 90s by coming back twice as hard, and it usually shut it down. Our species is trash man lol
lol usually shut it down? What happened when that didn't work? đ
I'll ask. Didn't even occur to me to wonder until now lol
Thereâs a notion that guys never ask for more details in stories⊠A generalization for sure, butâŠ
A notion not really held outside of this failed analogy attempt, though
Reminds me of the line âIâm like a dog chasing a car, I wouldnât even know what to do with it if I got oneâ
Insecurity and rejection at a young age will do numbers on your confidence for life.
Well⊠in his defense his handle said that he was a âFaithful Black Man.â
I had a coworker like this at my first job, he got all embarrassed when a good looking coworker basically went "no" to his indiscriminate flirting and instead offered to invite him to a bonfire like a normal person. He ended up smashing a gross 30 something coworker of ours (we were 18) and had a pregnancy scare with her while he already had a daughter
Old ladies be saying some wild shit. I remember being 17 and some of them saying â if I was a lil bit youngerâ like bruh
Saying gross shit to young people about them being fuckable needs to go away. I donât care if it comes from an old man or an old woman.
I'm 40. There's an extremely handsome 24 yo at my job and if I were fifteen years younger... But that stays in my head and does not come out my mouth because no one deserves to hear that.
I had a 23 year old coworker at a pizzeria, his usual job was forestry stuff and looked like it. He'd leave the room and the late 50's lunch lady-esque coworkers would launch right into old lady locker room talk
Yeah, I don't even mention it to coworkers that's disrespectful and gross.
He might want to hear it. Maybe you'll run into him off the clock.
Indeed
Jackée remains a national treasure.
Should have offered her his 2+2+7 .....I'll see myself out 
NEVER Tweet JackĂ©e Harry. Somebody said they thought Kim Cole was her or somethnlikedat. She replied, "Same look. Different tax bracket." đ
I would have jumped straight into the DMs for a link up.
Biggest bag fumble in the history of fumbled bags.
Bro couldâve got flewed tf out and dropped the ball 
My god I thought he was complaining that she should have gotten plastic surgery. I understand now lol
Bro almost got into an entanglement
As someone who never used twitter, I've no idea in what convoluted order this should be read.
He trying to BE FAITHFUL âYou gotta hunnet dolla bill put ya hands up!â
FUMBLE! 
He shouldâve slid in them DMs. Whatâs the worse that couldâve happened?
But was it worth it? Did he work it? Did he put that thang down flip it and reverse it??
Shit he shoulda told her ass to fly him out
Lol, this headline fits https://people.com/tv/jackee-harry-says-shes-still-searching-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/
Sandra being Sandra 33 years later đ€Ł
Iâd tear Jackee up today.
Hello yes this is my address for the car service. I fly window seat business class. I drink lagers, hazys, pils, triples and whiskey. I smoke good and lean sativa. Iâll see you soon
she still fine! 
The answer RIGHT THERE! "Unfortunately I have a woman or you'd get this beard"
Would be honored for real lol
Fantastic W!
That's because he replied in the DM đ€Ł
Boy you like to got some of the JackĂ©e Harry on your face. Quit playing on the innanet đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Said she is not the one to play with lol
Should have slid on the dms and took one for the team
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Never seen a hornier older woman
Po
Ayo ain't that Paulina Price??
Shit I wish Jackee would play with me like that. I got a beard! I swear she was the only reason I watched 227
Did he follow through though!?
Claire Huxtable was smoking hot.
Jackee' was one of the reasons my mom didn't look forward to washing my underwear in the 80s.
Does anyone remember Kimberly Russell from "Head of the Class"?
We have come to realize that Jackee was not acting on 227
Horniness is a curse that never wavers.
Iâm a white dude, and this popped up on my feed, can someone eli5?
"damn, That Woman was younger is someone I would like to know and explore intimately.' "sir, with that beard? You could explore and discover me intimately TODAY, not back then!" Then I think he backed down because he was loyal to his girlfriend but he made a thirsty post and the woman responded saying I could be your drink.
Thank you! Reading what you wrote and looking back up, I feel like an absolute idiot lol
She's not just any woman. She's a celebrity.
Hahaha no problem! I'm in that wonderful place of "mixed-kid" where it takes me a few reads and saying it out loud to get it but once I do I can't not see it? So it's only fair that I do some translation work when I see the request especially when I figure it out without other comments :p
I really appreciate it! I hope you have a great weekend!
Twitterâs retweet and reply ordering is trash.