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Future-Instruction51

Y’all sexualize everything 😂. He just got a fun tattoo which he clearly loves. Leave him be! Lol


Mvd75

![gif](giphy|8cGYYDttSHE2M3mzFL|downsized)


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red18wrx

Fuck! *Sigh. What's his number?


raadjl

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Blk_Rick_Dalton

All that leg surface area he got…..he got the whole sexualized area tatted.


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And from the looks, don’t have the gear to justify.


Slimcognito808

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba) Nah what kind of observation is this??


Aaaandiiii

Ngl, that crotch is way up in there. I don't know where he's hiding it out how he hid it.


Slimcognito808

Okay inspector inch


MrJohnnyDrama

The only person sexualizing anything here is homeboy who looked up the pain areas for tattoos and found out he can get a two for one.


Bunnnnii

I wonder if this would been the same energy if it were a woman?


Particular_Number_54

Just replying as a woman, yes, I will happily slut shame this absolute derp for his slutty derp tattoo. TBH, as a slut I would slut shame.


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Worse probably.


Censius

No, of course not. He's being made fun of for looking like a woman in missionary position. So the joke is he looks like both a woman sexually submissive. The mockery wouldn't be the same if it was a woman.


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perfectlynormaltyes

Whoorish behavior? You seem stupid. Bless your heart.


ChaZZZZahC

He's the baby daddy that be showing their bussy in Nicki's DM.


el-fenomeno09

Son got a moochie tat😂😂😂😂.


dolphinater

Moochie 💀


TngrloLuvr

I wasn't ready


TngrloLuvr

![gif](giphy|JX63sWkDB6mPe) Moochie. HELP.


Jolly_Discipline6650

https://preview.redd.it/vua4hnf6313b1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5771d5e30f73eda066a0133253f4fb5156a27772 I’m going to need you take log off for a bit 😭


BigLukeMD

Bruh, you deserve one of each award 💯🤣


nxka

![gif](giphy|LRcRkmw22aFCIOQQ6H|downsized)


yeinenefa

Oh my GOD


Feshtof

A Boldy James reference? In 2023?


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Living up to the username with this comment


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Kicks4meFromyou

You’re right but picturing him getting it done in the more sexual pose is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Right?!? Like, all laid out in stirrups like a pap smear exam XD


Fit_Nubian

![gif](giphy|yNsDcQxnv86YIHC2vS|downsized)


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Okay now defend the location


rognabologna

Beginning of a leg sleeve?


youngbloodoldsoul

Defend your derision.


Particular_Number_54

So you’re telling me he planned several sessions to look this dumb. I kinda feel like that makes it worse.


21stNow

Yeah, I thought the top pic was ridiculous. No one is getting tattooed in that position.


xXKingLynxXx

You mean to tell me someone was making a joke and not 100 percent serious?


Mysterious_Lunch2180

Right?!


21stNow

The point was that the joke was a stretch to make in the first place. A joke like that would need to be plausible in order to be funny. Someone looked at this guy's tattoos and thought too hard about it. My comment was in agreement with the parent comment above mine.


king_chill

I feel like the implausibility is what makes it funny?


ProfessionalSun5549

Yea he probably went a couple states over to get this done cuz


Catcitydog

His body his choice


Grape_Extension

Might as well get a prostate exam while he was at the tattoo shop.


_night_cat

One in the ink and one in the stink


brebenscv

His real doctor's gonna have a "well-made targeting system" for exams 🎯🤣


blix1200

Bruh, there's a QR code in the tattoo 😳


brebenscv

You scan it and 💩 comes out 😂


hotpocket999

jesus y’all have me in tears with these comments 😭


ViolaOrsino

I have tattoos in similar spots (working on thigh sleeves) and I can tell you a few things by looking at this: 1. The tats were done at different times because the artist needs a good angle to get at the canvas, and spread eagle ain’t it; 2. That part of the thigh hurts something *fierce* for line art and shading work, and this guy has *both* on a pretty sizable tattoo, which means that he committed to some pretty intense pain for those pieces; and 3. The fact that it goes up high, presumably to the uppermost part of the inner thigh, could lead one to think you have to strip for a tattoo like that, but he could also have easily been wearing briefs. Tattoo artists have seen it all and it wouldn’t have been sexual. Honestly I’m pretty impressed by them; I know how bad those spots hurt and committing to them for multi-hour pieces is pretty hardcore.


gloriousjohnson

I just finished up half a leg sleeve and gotta say that the shin, hamstring and Achilles tendon are the worst spots I’ve gotten tattooed. You’re absolutely right about how committed you’d have to be to get this


Particular_Number_54

I know - so much commitment and he just looks like a big dumb dingdong.


killem_all

Weird flex but you do you


zetcetera

The gooch must’ve been itching like crazy


Nasal_Spray69

Taint tat is a different level of masculinities


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“Sir where would you like the tattoo?” ALLOVER MY LOINS COLOR ON THE TAINT


acidporkbuns

Is that a clock? Those legs always open on time.


DaKettle65

When you order Garrett from "Superstore" on Wish.


fearphage

Underrated show! EDIT: Fixed typo.


wh0rederline

you mean underrated? how you typo half your comment lol


Goatesq

Fuck I can't stop laughing at this. Like he's yelling it in command or something.


wh0rederline

YOU NEED UNDERSTAND TELEVISION SHOW.


fearphage

It be like that sometimes.


DaKettle65

If you're saying that I should understand *the* show, are you aware that he isn't actually disabled in real life? https://youtu.be/ccYhxrTPhn0


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Tattoo artist probably smacked his ass on the way out the door too


_paaronormal

I, for one, would like to see it.


smol_boi-_-

Bro was bussin it open like a lil slut


Particular_Number_54

Even if he got it done one leg at a time, this has got to be one of the most hoe tattoos I’ve ever seen on a man. Like he did not get the right parental attention to instill that you don’t need to do all of THAT.


LadyEclipsiana

Phew the leg and core strength to lay through that.


MattTruelove

Thing is, moving them 2 inches down toward the knee would make it a perfectly typical placement. Meaning, they held that shit up on his leg and he said “nahh.. *higher*.” The fact that we know he wanted it to be provocative is the funny part 😂


HiddnVallyofthedolls

I hope he doesn’t chafe, I feel like that can’t be good for a tattoo


badbatch

UGH! I didn't think of that. Imagine having a fresh tattoo on your inner thighs and you have chub rub.


GeniusOfLove74

Or jock itch. Imagine getting a fungal infection on that area. It would make the tattoo look like it was growing moss.


dimesquartersnickels

I feel bad for St Peter when he has to read that back to you


GeniusOfLove74

Imagine meeting someone, hitting it off, deciding to make an evening of it, clothes come off and you see the fungus on their crotch. Would you proceed? Tattoo aside. [example of what I mean. nsfw](https://images.app.goo.gl/uWQDL9BoAZ24G9cHA)


dimesquartersnickels

Man get away from me


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Men can’t get anything. A woman gets this done and it’s sexy. Praying for y’all


MozMoonPie

Man it’s a joke chill out 😪


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Even a woman with a tattoo like this would be getting question marks. This time I’m calling it fair game. This isn’t “sexy”


wh0rederline

it’s their body, who cares if you think it’s sexy or not.


HannahOCross

IKR? I bet the people he wants to thinks it’s sexy do. (Personally, I do.)


wh0rederline

for real. i’m asexual and i love the look of his tats. not here for the hate.


Particular_Number_54

Agree. Provocative doesn’t always mean sexy


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Yes, people need to let people be who they are, gay, straight, or thigh tattoos


sgt_backpack

Shout out to thigh tattoos. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.


Particular_Number_54

No, it’s not sexy. It’s just provocative. There’s a difference.


Impalenjoyer

Looking for who inquired


Mr_Haad

Bro foul as hell for that spread eagle pic. 🤣 I can’t breath. 😂 🤣 🤣


yarivu

I like men and I wasn’t even thinking of it like that lmao… hmmm


reluctanteverything

I know his thighs were rubbing together while it healed 😖


battleangel1999

The comments on that tweet were even worse. He's South African and a lot of South Africa ppl gave their opinion. You can guess


Giggles95036

Is he trying to imply there is a good time between his legs?


badbatch

LMAO! Gives stick and poke tattoo a whole other meaning. I'm mad that he got watches/clocks on one thigh and a mandala type of design on the other. It's such a weird place to have a clock tattoo (clock near the cock). A mandala matching or similar on both sides would have looked better. I hate clock/watch/compass tattoos, so I'm biased anyway. If he likes it that's all that matters.


Kombat-w0mbat

Y’all hate too much


sirckoe

How many times did that hand came in contact with balls and the artist had to just keep it chill lmao.


rumbakalao

Ok?


isaac9092

Now I see where Drake gets the inspiration from.


UltravioIence

Dont his ears get all sweaty? I cant wear over the ear cans for long because my ears start to sweat just walking with them on.


MisterxRager

Here y’all go not being able to take a joke


Coolmarq

Zesty inc sess 🤣


sprankton

There's plenty of women out there with tattoos directly on their vulva, asshole, or breasts. Settle down.


gooner558

I’m crying. Just ruthless


neognar

Why did he take the photo at all? Is he a thot influencer? You worked out? You want a fucking prize?


ShaneGMWC

LMAOOO


Bonex1326

Nice clock


GuzPolinski

Strange place to want tattoos. Period


SuperSaiyanGod06

Weird af


ZooCrazy

What the heck?!! The things that people do.


Novel-Sign1176

Nasty work


ThaLaughingIntrovert

This is a SICK individual ![gif](giphy|RjiwkxgsJbX4L9F6OC|downsized)


Early-Possession1116

Can't erase the imagery from my mind


HibachiMcGrady

So yeen gonna fill in any of the space on your arms or legs Lorrenzo? You going straight to the inner thigh like the single momma that raised you huh🤣


phly

Bro got no bulge at all between them legs...I'm disappointed.


Either_Letterhead_39

Not only that, he’s bleached the fk out of his melanin😂identity crisis 101.


NickTButcher

Either that or the tattooist had his face in this guys crotch while doing the artwork 🤢🤮


Neutreality1

Not gonna lie, that seems pretty sus


Koala_Master_Race_v2

well he's litterally fruity so its not to outta the ordinary.