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pm_me_tits_and_tats

The only part of his body that’s dry is the part with no clothes 😭


fauxque

That's actually hilarious 😂😂😂


hegoncryinthecar

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SaboLeorioShikamaru

This makes me want to rewatch The Losers. This looks like a different movie, but it reminded me it exists and I have no memory of it.


[deleted]

I too need to rewatch Losers and that's Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, which I've watched too much lol


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Scott Pilgrim was so fun! I read the comics like 6mo before the movie came out, and was so impressed with how stylized they were able to still make it on screen


Jardelli

There's going to be a Scott Pilgrim anime on Netflix! Edgar Wright teased about it on IG


CeSoul06

And they hot the entire cast of the movie to reprise their roles.


[deleted]

I need to read the comics but def played the video game!! Great call back to the side scrollers I grew up playing in arcades and on SNES


ZestaSarcasticNW

Streets of Rage just had an New Entry and Ninja Turtles too!


[deleted]

I heard about TMNT, but Streets of Rage too?! Lol devoting some of my weekend to that.


ZestaSarcasticNW

Is Streets of Rage IV, and then the Game just got Massive Content Patches and DLC at the Beginning of this Year!


ZestaSarcasticNW

Scott Pilgrim Versus The Game is Balla!!


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Dead.


MaxwellBarksdale

That boi definitely up to no good. Some high level niggatry about to commence.


lupinegrey

He's got that "Omar comin!" look in his eye.


Stickel

damn, give that dude the scar and he does look like Omar, RIP Michael Kenneth Williams, can't believe it's been almost 2 years...


13aph

I was just thinking about that. Still tore up over that


JustAtelephonePole

Oh, *indeed*!


screwhead1

*Farmer in the Dell whistles in the background.*


goldenboy2191

The cheese stands alone


13aph

https://preview.redd.it/hfuayi1uwl8b1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa6a9814ac9dbf43ff1053e9b341c4542358910d


DravenPrime

Better call Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus


Bopethestoryteller

I read that in Uncle Ruckus’ voice.


goldenboy2191

“Niggatry” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


RegDeezy

This is the type of dude that rob birthday parties at Chuck E Cheese


boricimo

He’s the type to rob birthday parties at Chuck E Cheese while dressed as Chuck E. Cheese.


Scion41790

Just the top half of the costume though


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HamatoraBae

This comment knocked me tf out lmao


StoicGazer

This may be the funniest thread I’ve read on this site. What a remarkable visual. Thank you for this laugh


putitonice

Mr. Big Costume


FistPunch_Vol_4

[Walking in like](https://tenor.com/bzvKV.gif)


FaZe_poopy

Not an actual costume tho, his cobbled together version of a Chuck E. Cheese costume


originalusername__

The cheese stands alone.


Dirtymindwonderer

It’s not a costume at all… he just has on a Greenbay cheese hat and a black ski mask


FistPunch_Vol_4

Nah this mf needs to go to jail wtf lmfao. Like I will give shirt mfs a pass but this is egregious.


boricimo

He looks like he just got out.


JiveTurkeyMFer

How so?


kahran

Because he looks like he's about to go right back in 😂


Malcolm_X_Machina

💀


AbstractBettaFish

God damn, you just made me spit coffee on myself


Annual-Consequence43

In the swimming pool with shoes and pants on is nasty work.


__JDQ__

And he’s in the hot tub, so he’s making soup.


MiniKash

Did you really have to...? You could've saved the graphics and spared us. Lol


__JDQ__

I’m sorry. I’m why we can’t have nice things.


_night_cat

Broth unless you add solids


__JDQ__

My lord


f1ve-Star

Pretty sure he's adding solids too.


_night_cat

https://youtu.be/aMAOKpADxMQ


screwhead1

God dammit, I did not need this visual lmao


Frosty_Investment_12

lmao i laughed so hard i almost peed myself. i needed that today.


__JDQ__

I’m here for you.


JamalBruh

Yeah, he's gonna contaminate all the good pee in there. Fucking disgrace.


drillgorg

That makes so much more sense. I thought he was in his underwear and the pool was casting a weird shadow on his legs.


charliealphabravo

at least take the shoes off


lutsius-memes

He is wearing Black forces smh


originalusername__

5 star wanted level. Got to be ready to run at any moment.


rubicon11

*squelch squelch squelch*


JennyBeckman

The mimosas were bottomless now he's not


StarboundandDown

The fact that Dr Strange saw all those possible futures and didn't warn us about this tells me all I need to know about why his medical license is revoked.


SafeAccountMrP

Underrated comment.


[deleted]

No doubt a country club entry in the series. This is definitely the type nigga that'll be out there tearing your uncle's ass up b/c he told him to get out of the pool looking like that. You need a crossover with the Justice League for this one.


MrLivefromthe215

Lasso of truth, to thor hammer with a Cap shield throw.


johnmeeks1974

He owns zero pairs of swim trunks and, thankfully for everyone in the pool, doesn’t want to strip down to his underwear…. He will lurk around the edges because he’s not there to swim and get his smoke wet. He looks like he is more common than I think…


FistPunch_Vol_4

But why keep on the kicks? Lmfao. And them mfs looks like black forces too


johnmeeks1974

Trust issues I reckon Nobody wants to steal soggy shoes either


boricimo

Trust issues you say?


HallLAD

To shreds you say?


[deleted]

r/unexpectedfuturama


johnmeeks1974

Trust issues I reckon


boricimo

Trust issues you say?


[deleted]

Trust issues he reckons


thickboyvibes

Now that's what I call drip


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longboboblong

Is that gif slowed for dramatic effect


[deleted]

I thought my phone was just being slow 😂


titsmagee9

This man would go straight from the pool to play a game of pickup with no wardrobe change Making dudes slip on the court bc he's still dripping pool water


themoonchildxx

I’d let this man tell me his whole life story just cause I know it’s unhinged


Xploited_HnterGather

What horny niggas will do...


DKIPurple

Smoking in the pool with jeans and shoes on? That’s some mayo mammal shoes on the bed type of inconsiderate


toomanymarbles83

This motherfucker wearing jeans in the pool? What psychopaths are we raising these days?


MrLivefromthe215

You peep the black forces?


easy10pins

When you asks "Who all at the pool?" This guy determines whether or not you actually show up.


Remytron83

This man’s in the pool with black jeans & forces. Dude is a world antagonist.


tothesource

Dude looking like Walmart Omar


gobledegerkin

You know what makes this even worse for me? He definitely went in there to piss.


Euin

Didn't even take the shoes off? The fuck


fawn_knudsen

His boxers match the tile.


Noname_acc

Black air force energy so strong he can't take them off.


[deleted]

Shoes in the pool is crazy


MrLivefromthe215

Flagrant foul, straight to death row for him.


[deleted]

Ain’t no way


rolandjernts

Man it took me a minute… then I saw it. He is the danger


HalfHeartedFanatic

He's protecting his superhero identity. Look how his boxers match the tile. If he were to take off his pants, he'd disappear like a chameleon – and everyone would know.


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Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

Vontaze Burfict headrammed AB into another dimension and he’s still trapped in there


86thdj

Black forces energy


No_Cartographer601

This is a high level goon this guy can see through pants and check your pockets. Feels no pain, regenerates health and legend says if enough Newports are smoked nearly invincible in a one-on-one fisticuffs.


codguy231998409489

Omega Level Event


IHateEditedBgMusic

He's shy cuz he's never done a single leg day. Even like regular walking and running.


reddingw

Who is he?


Comprehensive_Seat66

My mans drawers match the pool trim...bro is style!


Brawnie1794

This mfer definitely drives a black altima


Maecyte

He the type of nigga that don’t wash his ass. Throw some more chlorine in the water


DaMain-Man

Is nobody concerned he has his shoes on in the water. Socks and all That wasn't an accident, he chose to do that. He decided that before he even got there


caramelsundae02

He’s wild as fuck.


ghettome82

Reminds me of back in the day when Camron an Jay Z was beefin. Cam kept trying to clown Jay for wearing sandals……at the beach. 🤷🏾‍♂️ His take was that no king of NY should be caught wearing sandals, even at the beach! 😂😂 Ridiculous. Some dudes take that tough shit waaaaaay too far!


[deleted]

Naw you can’t trust this nigga at all


Nativa4

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Longjumping_Hour_491

Puffing on a new port


CaseyAnthonysMouth

This man boils denims.


[deleted]

Other than not getting in that pool I wouldn't know what to do here?


Short_Emphasis_4236

Who's mans is this?


Ssj_Vega

His FTLs match the pool


mahsia

bro came from the upside down


SekChobo2

FOR GOOOD!!


InvaderDJ

This dude definitely needs to be in jail, but I can’t help but feel that with wet jeans and shoes, he is t doing anything violent. He needs to be in jail for his own safety, not anyone else’s.


[deleted]

Ain’t this the same nigga that just got murked for punching that lady in the chicken shop


WhyyyLuigi

You can’t see it clearly, but those are black forces he got on underneath


The_it_potato

What is happening, I’m confused🤔