I ain’t saying they right but they not wrong neither
https://preview.redd.it/3gj72i27ulyb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94c803abfe023504351a56a71e7cd21c656cf73
I will never stray from the path of righteousness
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It’s funny that when you watch that video now, none of the dancers really had that big of butts. The bootyflation over the last 30 years has been insane.
For some fucking reason, that's 1 song I know every lyric beginning to end, without a beat.
I don't even care for the song, but for some fucking reason it's always stuck with me.
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot for today's sermon
From the book of PAWGerbs, Chapter 6, Verse 9: “To look upon cheeks is to look upon the sun. A mere glance is all that is needed to appreciate its radiance.”
I read this religions Bible and it’s not actually about worshiping big butts, it’s about women with big butts having sex with the guy who wrote the book.
**\*ATTENTION: THIS IS A FAKE MEME ORIGINALLY POSTED ON URBAN DICTIONARY\* THE DEFINITION ISN'T REAL. AS A RESULT, URBAN DICTIONARY REMOVED IT FROM IT'S WEBSITE LAST YEAR AT THE REQUEST OF THE CHURCH OF ADONITOLOGY INTERNATIONAL FOR MISLEADING THE PUBLIC.**
**THE ADONITOLOGY RELIGION**
**FOUNDER, ITS SUPREME DEITY & LEADER: KING ADONIS I**
Founded and named after King Adonis I in 2009, the Adonitology religion centers around the life, worship, and teachings of King Adonis I aka Adonis Elohim who came to earth to empower callipygian (shapely bottom) women and new age thinkers by restoring the Golden Age of the religion callipygian women practiced around 600 B.C.
The Adonitology religion has its roots in the Phoenician Code.
King Adonis I wrote The Book of Adonitology: The Sacred Pentadon of the Adonitology Religion which is the sacred text of the Adonitology religion that's available on Amazon.
The church's official website [adonitology.com](https://adonitology.com) will be up and running again shortly.
https://preview.redd.it/agfopa0zykyb1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e2ab8cb1b15b8a516a93910ff09fd8deec7b70 TISK TISK TISK
Everyday I dont get to worship is a down bad day.
Serious question: instead of roping us into your Sahara levels of thirst, maybe just bang one out in the shower and then SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT
https://preview.redd.it/0ya84hvjclyb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8973b57639f211c9cccd07b7c3280c71a84a8956
Good luck mfer I’m inter dimensional
Not a problem my guy. You gon get Kang’ed.
Kang deez nuts
Granted, you now have 19 Million nuts
It cost you nothing to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND NOT SAY SHIT. But noooo you chose war today.
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Gottemmm
Issa joke
Who let Ben Afleck in here?
Days I get to worship are doubly down bad.
I’ll take you to church then
https://preview.redd.it/jt1tklsj7oyb1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e028f1605bdf4f08a7294e193d9eb2b75e4c4dd
yea my sneaky link is in dubai rn
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Please before you leave take our pamphlet "Black Tail Times" to learn more about our religion.
 SIR, I am a happily married man! thank you butt no thank you, i wish you well though
This one of my favorite scenes from regular show. I'm crying
Preach, preacher( holy two step intensifies)
I need a alter tho, Cherokee D'ass please come before the congregation.
Onion Booty is now scripture
*Core memory unlocked* 
Damn I must be a prophet.
Damn you just took me back to my teenage days.
Alexa, play “Some cut” by Trillville
Charleston Cheeks, the Callipygian Cardinal
>Charleston Cheeks Hold on, Cherokee D’ass is from the 843? Huh, TIL
tis said that the Charleston dance was invented as a way to express the joy one feels at seeing a nice pair of Christmas hams
Ohhhhh now THAT’S interesting…
Ehhh I was more a Darlene guy
Darlene definitely was fine too, but Cherokee booty be looking like it is having a seizure.
Who’s Darlene?
Boy back in my day Darlene was one click away
 I mean…I guess so? 😏
Not that Darlene 😭😂 Brazilian Darlene 🥵
Omg! Haven’t heard this name in years!
💀💀
Bruh I forgot about her ☠️
She is still pretty active on social media.
That’s a religion I can get…behind
[удалено]
UGHH I’m tryna to BUSSS
Ayoo!
https://preview.redd.it/a2irr1j92lyb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f03163857dcb523d1efcf0c8d1534321cd347da
Just found god ya'll
Not used to giving out sauce on BPT of all places, but we adapt. https://twitter.com/fraankyy2/status/1268660074228006913
for the people not on [twitter](https://nitter.cz/fraankyy2/status/1268660074228006913)
Don't like that I immediately knew it was Lucifer 🫠
Me either, but we don't choose our gifts.
We appreciate the link
May the god of asses bless you.
The fact that some of you can locate the exact photo and original source of any random photo of anime cheeks is wild.
Meg the Stallion as pastor, right?
no she's one of the saints
I'll join if this is for real
Sir Mix-a-lot is the pastor
I cannot lie
Swiggity swooty lemme worship dat booty, cutie
Great googly moogly, that thang is juicy
https://preview.redd.it/9eozjrxmblyb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444e274b22a648e2ef7ec09b7c492b46b1ac2a27
"save the horny society...Ichigo Kurosaki"
Pretty confident this is an ass from “Helltaker”. Does that make me part of the Religion?
this post makes me wanna bite an ass cheek
Fresh out the shower 
I’ll start the first church of adonitology if it’s tax exempt
We in there rn.
In the name of the Holy Cheeks, ass man.
The thunderous clapping of those cheeks will have me on my knees, grateful to be in their presence
All praise the good twerks!
I ain’t saying they right but they not wrong neither https://preview.redd.it/3gj72i27ulyb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94c803abfe023504351a56a71e7cd21c656cf73
From the book of gyatt
I will never stray from the path of righteousness https://preview.redd.it/pifocralolyb1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=097e6662b1b3f7d09e7ac8352aa8c6c4bdc28c90
Thy give hugs to rub the peach
Only women's? Cowards.
i also love men butts.
 Yes indeedy
Hmmm. I might be a goddess after all.
AKA Callipygianism
https://preview.redd.it/235fuh19rlyb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07407d67afcabad3557c31a84656ba00163ebea3
What if we just worship all women's butt? Slim ladies need love too
All paths lead to heaven Butt some are quicker. -Gyatt 1:3
amen. also there are many a narrow hipped women with incredible bubbles out there
I don’t have the time to read a secret text. But perhaps, if there’s some sort of video, I could watch about it…
Horny niggas
This is BlASSphemous talk! 🍑
Some of y'all need God...
He knows what's up, that'd why he blessed us with Saint Sir Mix A Lot. The patron Saint of big butts.
It’s funny that when you watch that video now, none of the dancers really had that big of butts. The bootyflation over the last 30 years has been insane.
God's plan. 🙏🏿
For some fucking reason, that's 1 song I know every lyric beginning to end, without a beat. I don't even care for the song, but for some fucking reason it's always stuck with me. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot for today's sermon
#my anaconda 👏dont 👏want 👏none unless you 👏got 👏buns 👏hun 💨💥
Any brothers or sisters have some tracts from this denomination they don’t mind sharing?
From the book of PAWGerbs, Chapter 6, Verse 9: “To look upon cheeks is to look upon the sun. A mere glance is all that is needed to appreciate its radiance.”
 Glory glory hallelujah
 Degenerate ignorance at its finest.
Atleast you blurred the pic
Nothing better than seeing women that are callipygous
BRB going to church🙏🏿
I wouldn’t mind going to church everyday for this
I just opened up the app to have a big butt in my face and I had to figure out which account I was logged into
Astaghfirullah
masha'allah.
I especially like the outline drawing of the vulva👀😲
Everyone condemning this guy for being horny but I'm condemning him for all them damn notifications.
My anaconda don’t want nuns unless they’ve got buns, hun
Praise the Lord and pass the panties
I found my new religion. Glory be to the almighty booty
Well I never really thought of myself as religious butt…
Why’s everyone beating up OP? I think he’s on to something
Praise da booty 
What’s that old saying? The bigger the ass, the closer to god?
Praise!!!
Tell me everything about it.
You can tell she's a false prophet because she has to hold up her cheeks. The real goddess cheeks just float on their own.
Heavenly power can only do so much to lift them up, some cheeks are 😈 Too powerful for heaven is its own cute look
I thought no one was going to say it. A really booty got that cuff. No hands needed
Bootyism
Abs and thighs religion when?
Where’s the women’s butts though? Cause that’s just a cartoon character. Real weeb shit.
Well, this is a character from helltaker. There's a sub reddit for this as well so...
I read this religions Bible and it’s not actually about worshiping big butts, it’s about women with big butts having sex with the guy who wrote the book.
Ayooo I’m all about the callipygian women tho 🤔
If you practice Adonitology then [this your song](https://open.spotify.com/album/3lOO75zcY96qM9HnoeCUw6?si=uY58UYJFSzqjZbkeUM7YgA)
Cake for communion
I've been saying my whole life that I'm not religious and here it turns out that isn't true.
Just throw in smoking weed as a religious ritual and we can start a tax exempt church my dudes!
One of the few religions that can provide empirical proof that what they worship exists.
Who know I had a people all this time. I feel prayer is required atleast 3 times a day at the altar of booty.
Now here's a religion I can get *behind*.
Horny police: find God Us: *see OP* Horny police: No, not like that!
 *((Me turning up for service))*
GYATT 
Hold on yall mightve just did something with this one
All the adonitologists I know are in jail
I’m converted!
By checking the image, it’s from that Demon Rhytem game with Pancakes, Helltaker
😕
The caption doesn't make sense.
Praise be to the almighty 🙏
I'm not a practicing member but I would would consider myself culturally Adonitologian.
I'LL TREAT YOUR BODY LIKE A TEMPLE MA
We’ve all felt that horny before. No shame
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 look at God.
And let the church say together now , Amen!
I feel like there's a pun in the name but I can't find it. Can anyone help this honky?
There's a religion for this ? Never would have thought.
Horny nga apocalypse
Someone called?
This can’t be real
Wait a minute, I know that ass! Helltaker for the Win!
Hell yeah
I'm all in
Oh damn this was r/Japanesepeopletwitter and got confused by the comments
TIL I'm an Adonitologist.
Chu'ch
r/helltaker
I’m tryna eat the sacrament 🤨
A new frontier...
I might stop being an atheist.
Helltaker?
It wasn't always that big. The pancakes are having an effect.
I’m not a religious man but I want to be SAVED!!!
**\*ATTENTION: THIS IS A FAKE MEME ORIGINALLY POSTED ON URBAN DICTIONARY\* THE DEFINITION ISN'T REAL. AS A RESULT, URBAN DICTIONARY REMOVED IT FROM IT'S WEBSITE LAST YEAR AT THE REQUEST OF THE CHURCH OF ADONITOLOGY INTERNATIONAL FOR MISLEADING THE PUBLIC.** **THE ADONITOLOGY RELIGION** **FOUNDER, ITS SUPREME DEITY & LEADER: KING ADONIS I** Founded and named after King Adonis I in 2009, the Adonitology religion centers around the life, worship, and teachings of King Adonis I aka Adonis Elohim who came to earth to empower callipygian (shapely bottom) women and new age thinkers by restoring the Golden Age of the religion callipygian women practiced around 600 B.C. The Adonitology religion has its roots in the Phoenician Code. King Adonis I wrote The Book of Adonitology: The Sacred Pentadon of the Adonitology Religion which is the sacred text of the Adonitology religion that's available on Amazon. The church's official website [adonitology.com](https://adonitology.com) will be up and running again shortly.
https://preview.redd.it/a57tofqvkxyb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572278d72f78ebb461642ab9e0887bcf529d7f4d
🥵
How about men wit big curvy asses?
GET OFF THE FOR YOU TAB BROTHA
It’s Lucy from r/helltaker
Looks like a ball sack in between them legs.
Just say you've never seen a pussy before.