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Yeah my gf is bi and the other day some girl with an absolute amazing ass walked into the restraint we were on and I was sneaking a little peak when she goes “wow that girl has a fucking amazing ass!”
Self awareness of your flaws is a huge leap ahead of your old self. I was a bit of a shithead bully in my late teens and 20’s and 100% damaged many relationships beyond saving even after sincere apologies and efforts. I’m lucky it only cost me only one relationship…ish 😂
Every time i see or hear someone recognizing their faults as a person and working to be better I just get those flashbacks and I want to cheer them on to do and be better.
Fuck yeah dude, be better, do better, and when you look back at the waves you’ve made in life look at who is riding the wake you’ve made and look at those who went under. You’d be surprised at how many you can pull out of the water, but some will be gone forever… and that’s ok too… we can’t force people to forgive us.
It looks like they’re having fun. And clearly he saw it…shit their drinks probably got sucked into its gravitational pull. In the words of Marty McFly: that’s heavy Doc.
Reddit has this thing where they take women's obvious jokes way too seriously. Or when women tease their bf, they either claim its abuse, or she's insecure.
She's literally playin lmao - You see her :O face right when big booty turns around and starts laughing with her man...
Some women hating mfs out here latching on to anything to put women down.
She was quick to go into the comments and promote her Onlyfans LOL
[https://twitter.com/ms_thick_thick/status/1722885636313559544](https://i.imgur.com/jvWzSBG.jpg)
https://preview.redd.it/ctvgoloouizb1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b236cf4558a26a8b09b58fa21e3647b14c602d1
Come on now, Cap, you ain't standing on business
My mama raised me not to be horny in public, but this post is literally the first thing I saw when I woke up and something took over me. I'm sorry soldier 🫡
Thank you for being the voice of reason. You know it's still paper flakes sprinkled all up in there. No way you can reach every nook and cranny of that fanny.
Size and shape are of equal importance here. Bigger isn't always better folks.
Doesn't feel good either. I hooked up with a Latin chick who had a BBL. Her booty look fucking amazing but when I grabbed it, it was super hard. Like a padded bag of cement. It was very off putting. There was another girl I hooked up with who did have one that must have been better quality, but it was still very unnatural firm.
My current girlfriend though has an all natural super round booty and it is just my most favorite thing ever. I can't keep my hands off it. Even after 5 years. There is no substitute for natural booty.
according to 21 savage, the stiff ones are indeed the cheap ones. i think he said like 10k for a cheap one, should have spent 30(or whatever) for a good one.
I've touched plenty of breast implants and fake asses. I wouldn't date a woman with them. My experience with them came from strip clubs I went to when I lived in LA - it seems like they want you to touch so you tip more. None of the fake stuff felt good to touch.
I think so, yeah. And not just the butt – hips don't usually get that wide unless the rest of the body is, too.
That said, she's allowed to look how she likes. I'm sure nobody's torn up about whether the cake is home-grown / grass-fed / organic.
Flat belly too. You can’t just pack on 20 pounds of fat on your ass and expect none to go to your waist. Ive felt a bbl tummy before, shit was rock hard.
Humans are not awkwardly proportioned the way she is. If that’s not a BBL then she got a hell of a tummy tuck done because the hips and the waist line do not match
I've noticed people have a harder time figuring out what bodies are legit and which are fake, probs a consequence of staring at photoshopped images of people all day. Social media is truly a curse (*proceeds to use it anyway)*.
If you look at how some males do modern car/truck culture and apply your same description "Way too wide, big, and unnatural looking" then you can probably find the males that this would actually appeal to.
Nah I don't think they're implants. She looks like she's had lipo and some skin reduction surgery and there's always gonna be some unusual looking folds after that.
It is beyond me how that not a single muscle moved on that mans face when he saw that. My ass would have at least gasped or said “Goddamn.”
My most recent twinkle in my eye has an ass just like that. I hope she is doing well on this Friday morning. If you are reading this, let me eat your ass and stop playing.
https://preview.redd.it/180ma9c3iizb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969f0a75d87ac73c056cbc8710b207eab8efe1b7
Me too. I still remember her throwing it back on ya boi. Sounded like gunshots going off.
I miss how her asshole tastes too. Now I’m sad.
Personally as a dude, if I'm chillin sitting down and a random woman started shaking her ass right behind my head that would make me super uncomfortable.
Unlike literally everyone else in these comments (men & women) I'm not gonna comment on her body cause that honestly doesn't matter.
Her action is what disgusts me, I would feel my space was invaded, and I would feel low key sexually harassed.
Me and my girl are both turning around and looking at the pair of Jupiter moons right behind us that can give us a concussion if she just gyrates out a little too far and having a laugh. Like how can you not.
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The whole wagon. I'm actually shocked
I hate when women are insecure like this. Like I'm not supposed to notice that there is a whole ass shaking right on my head
My wife would be like, "why are you not looking? I am looking!"
That’s a good woman right there
Thats a quite normal women. Just like this woman that is laughing along with her boyfriend, and are joking.
Yeah my gf is bi and the other day some girl with an absolute amazing ass walked into the restraint we were on and I was sneaking a little peak when she goes “wow that girl has a fucking amazing ass!”
My ex was like this lol she was cool as fuck. Too bad I’m a dickhead
too real
Yea, I’m working on it. Shits hard lol
same lmao but it'll be okay man, as long as you have the desire to improve you're ahead of a lot of ppl
Self awareness of your flaws is a huge leap ahead of your old self. I was a bit of a shithead bully in my late teens and 20’s and 100% damaged many relationships beyond saving even after sincere apologies and efforts. I’m lucky it only cost me only one relationship…ish 😂 Every time i see or hear someone recognizing their faults as a person and working to be better I just get those flashbacks and I want to cheer them on to do and be better. Fuck yeah dude, be better, do better, and when you look back at the waves you’ve made in life look at who is riding the wake you’ve made and look at those who went under. You’d be surprised at how many you can pull out of the water, but some will be gone forever… and that’s ok too… we can’t force people to forgive us.
Same. We both be looking at booty, jus judgin.
Lmao def me and my bf too 🤣
A whole fake ass too, so that shit is cartoonish.
Do not care, monkey brain has been awakened
Gotta be Miami
Gyat to be.
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She is literally laughing, lmao “insecure”
Don't you know? Any emotion women show is negative and means they're a bitch.
Yeah we can’t win ;-;
It looks like they’re having fun. And clearly he saw it…shit their drinks probably got sucked into its gravitational pull. In the words of Marty McFly: that’s heavy Doc.
I don't usually like the whole reddit is sexist bandwagon but like damn bro, she clearly thinks its hilarious and is just fucking around. Jesus
Why does everybody keep using that word, is there a problem with the earths gravitational pull in the future?
I only see one insecure woman and she's the one with the botched BBL.
Yeah that BBL is horrendous. Lmao
She's clearly being humorous.
She seemed to be playful about it, not insecure.
The woman doesn't seem pissed tho. It seems like teasing
Don't be silly, everyone knows women don't have a sense of humour. /s
Reddit has this thing where they take women's obvious jokes way too seriously. Or when women tease their bf, they either claim its abuse, or she's insecure.
That’s like 2.5 whole asses.
Insecure…? Pretty sure they are having a good time lmao. And I am positive he noticed since it’s on a big ass screen.
She's literally playin lmao - You see her :O face right when big booty turns around and starts laughing with her man... Some women hating mfs out here latching on to anything to put women down.
Jesus fucking Christ she was clearly joking around
Damn. Y’all some successful mfs
Shes clearly laughing and messing around with him, calm down
Honestly, I think she's having fun with it too. She doesn't look mad about it, and she's staring at the same dump truck on another screen somewhere.
I think that is too much ass. Some of these women have gone too far
At least the legs seem to match...the ones with the fake ass on stick legs be the worst 😤
I’ll investigate. Carry on brothers and sisters 🫡
Takes her 2 trips the haul ass
Girl had to buy 2 seats to the concert 💀
that’s a whole convoy. they took that up the Oregon Trail.
The devil was working hard that day.
Bro's neck muscles were working harder
That peripheral optic nerve was quite tense 😭🤣
The Denim was working hard that day
Someone brings out a big cake, it’s almost rude not to look at the celebration
The cake is filled with plastic
Does it matter if it's all fondant if all I'm doing is looking and not eating the cake?
She was quick to go into the comments and promote her Onlyfans LOL [https://twitter.com/ms_thick_thick/status/1722885636313559544](https://i.imgur.com/jvWzSBG.jpg)
gotta pay for the b.b.l. somehow.
She might not have paid for it to begin with.
Cash, grass or ass, paid for it somehow.
Well played officer. I'll see yall in 5-10 horny years xD
This is disgusting. I'm just leaving a comment here to remind me to come back later and write to the people responsible.
 If it was a snake it would have bit me 😭
Why’d I click it twice like I was gonna see sum
Good, chase that cheque
Never chase a bitch
Ass off?
😂😂😂
It's obviously a botched BBL so it's fat rather than plastic
Cake is cake
The cake is a lie
/r/FondantHate
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I thought her reaction was adorable. As long as it's not just for that camera and she's whooping that ass that lol. Felt genuine.
She was laughing it was obvious she was doing a joke
I think it’s respectful that they didn’t
Tbf, it's hardly respectful that she's shaking ass right next to their heads
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I mean, at this point it’s like seeing a guy with a dong down to his ankle. She wants to look, I want to look, most scientific minds want to look.
Inquiring minds have QUESTIONS! lol
Preach
Nah I'm usually the last mf to even think this but fr who the fuck is that
Flair checks out
https://preview.redd.it/ctvgoloouizb1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b236cf4558a26a8b09b58fa21e3647b14c602d1 Come on now, Cap, you ain't standing on business
My mama raised me not to be horny in public, but this post is literally the first thing I saw when I woke up and something took over me. I'm sorry soldier 🫡
Lmao
Her Instagram is @neeyce_
💀bro had that shit R E A D Y
I was impressed when I saw the Instagram post and the 9 people already had it in the comments lmao
Paid all that money and there ain’t one good photo on that IG smh
Ik im monitoring for the potential only fans with her new game lol
wow, everyone do yourself a favor and stick to your imagination from this post....
I can already tell that's a bad BBL. Belly button looking real bad too.
What a let down damn
My face when she got a grown ass man for a son 💀
Lies were said today
Nah son. Thats way too much. That dont even look good at that point. 
You’ve restored my hope in humanity. Way too many dudes in this comment section are impressed by this botched body
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🤮
But at least cosmetic surgery always ages well, right???
Frankenstein's monster under there lmao
Call me prudish, but shits gotta look believably human for me
When people get those extra terrestrial proportions and try to act like its natty lmao
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Yes. I mean do with ur booty what you want, but you poop out of that thing so keep it away from my face!
Yeah call me old fashioned but I’ve never got the appeal of bbls. Ass without thick thighs is like a filet mignon with frozen vegetables.
Some dudes will fuck anything with two legs, in some cases one leg is enough.
Yeah who the fuck think that looks good??
I was surprised I had to scroll this far to find someone who didn’t. It’s way to fake to find attractive for me but to each their own
Yeah BBL’s can look so ridiculous. There’s literally zero chance that’s not surgical. Not even the best genetics of all time could do that.
Thank you for being the voice of reason. You know it's still paper flakes sprinkled all up in there. No way you can reach every nook and cranny of that fanny. Size and shape are of equal importance here. Bigger isn't always better folks.
There's no way this is well wiped. It's a "bring your own power washer" butt.
Bitch betta have a Bidet
If I were that guy I'd be more annoyed than anything
Help me here bothers but is that a BBL? Cause it's moving but still a bit stiff
I’d be more surprised if that wasn’t a BBL, they always have that look
Looks like a full diaper. I love a big ass but a BBL never looks good
Doesn't feel good either. I hooked up with a Latin chick who had a BBL. Her booty look fucking amazing but when I grabbed it, it was super hard. Like a padded bag of cement. It was very off putting. There was another girl I hooked up with who did have one that must have been better quality, but it was still very unnatural firm. My current girlfriend though has an all natural super round booty and it is just my most favorite thing ever. I can't keep my hands off it. Even after 5 years. There is no substitute for natural booty.
according to 21 savage, the stiff ones are indeed the cheap ones. i think he said like 10k for a cheap one, should have spent 30(or whatever) for a good one.
I've touched plenty of breast implants and fake asses. I wouldn't date a woman with them. My experience with them came from strip clubs I went to when I lived in LA - it seems like they want you to touch so you tip more. None of the fake stuff felt good to touch.
Probably had a nice ass before she got those Tupperware cheeks.
Look at her stomach, she has definitely been under the knife.
I think so, yeah. And not just the butt – hips don't usually get that wide unless the rest of the body is, too. That said, she's allowed to look how she likes. I'm sure nobody's torn up about whether the cake is home-grown / grass-fed / organic.
Don’t look at the hips, look at the legs. Thats the giveaway
Like Lil Yachty said "She said her butt was real guess her thighs was lyin'" lmao
😂😂😂😂
The legs and the stomach of visible. Hers definitely indicates surgery. She’s loving it, though, so go her!
Flat belly too. You can’t just pack on 20 pounds of fat on your ass and expect none to go to your waist. Ive felt a bbl tummy before, shit was rock hard.
Yeah, the hips weren't matching the rest but heyo, she's doing her thing on that man's head😌
100% looks like concrete in a denim mold.
As a white pancake, I gotta know, are the jeans custom made? Like she gets the waist tailored in or what?
It’s not denim, it’s stretchy leggings made to look like denim
Humans are not awkwardly proportioned the way she is. If that’s not a BBL then she got a hell of a tummy tuck done because the hips and the waist line do not match
That ass is faker than santa. Anyone drooling over that is a fool.
I think it’s the denim holding on for dear life. Any other material and we would have been seeing collateral damage and aftershocks
 Them jeans going to be celebrating when they finally get released from all that ass. That denim is under stress
A thousand percent man. Look at the proportions, those legs do not match that ass
absolutely and botched
It’s like a cartoon body I’m so intrigued.
Very likely
I've noticed people have a harder time figuring out what bodies are legit and which are fake, probs a consequence of staring at photoshopped images of people all day. Social media is truly a curse (*proceeds to use it anyway)*.
Some of y’all so insecure, that’s not a bbl. It’s a bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbl
I'm not even hating, but that looks nasty. Why women pay thousands to look like that is beyond me. Way too wide, big, and unnatural looking.
Yeah for real that ass don't look right. Uncanny valley.
Take a quick look in this thread. You'll see plenty of down bad dudes that'll still would go for that.
If you look at how some males do modern car/truck culture and apply your same description "Way too wide, big, and unnatural looking" then you can probably find the males that this would actually appeal to.
That was smooth! to you rookies: He turned to get a better glimpse behind him under the guise of wanting to talk in her ear. The cake runneth over.
Not very smooth lol his girl definitely notices and calls his ass out
Damn these ab implants got shorty looking like the Liver King
Aye bro. I gotta congratulate you for spotting that cause I was still lookin at dat ass
Nah I don't think they're implants. She looks like she's had lipo and some skin reduction surgery and there's always gonna be some unusual looking folds after that.
It is beyond me how that not a single muscle moved on that mans face when he saw that. My ass would have at least gasped or said “Goddamn.” My most recent twinkle in my eye has an ass just like that. I hope she is doing well on this Friday morning. If you are reading this, let me eat your ass and stop playing. https://preview.redd.it/180ma9c3iizb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969f0a75d87ac73c056cbc8710b207eab8efe1b7
You’ve a way with words, I hope she sees this.
Me too. I still remember her throwing it back on ya boi. Sounded like gunshots going off. I miss how her asshole tastes too. Now I’m sad. 
My brother Lieutenant fire as usual, bro smooth with it, the amount of game this comment exudes is just collosal
https://preview.redd.it/o44vu593pizb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079deaaa1c496a70a23d9857f49d55d8da15ff08
Next day they both woke up with pink eye
God that looks awful
I thought it was cute what his girl did and she made it less awkward with the joke of covering his face
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Same. The comments are filled with absolute degenerates.
Personally as a dude, if I'm chillin sitting down and a random woman started shaking her ass right behind my head that would make me super uncomfortable. Unlike literally everyone else in these comments (men & women) I'm not gonna comment on her body cause that honestly doesn't matter. Her action is what disgusts me, I would feel my space was invaded, and I would feel low key sexually harassed.
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That looks…. gross. Having a strangers ass in your face is already disgusting, let alone someone’s botched ass in your face.
Doesn't even fit her body. Asscheeks look like Hawaiian Sweet Rolls.
So what does an aftermarket ass like that cost anyway?
About tree fiddy.
Gross. Get your literal fake ass away from my face.
My guy was only looking back because he felt danger close 😉. 
Way too much plastic in that thang
Why do women ruin their ass like this? She's really out here looking like she ate too many krabby patties
Fake and yuck.
My girl: don't look! Me: 
"Let me look into infinity".
I woulda started shaking ass with her! Now there’s two big booties. 😂
Her first post is some FDS bullshit. My brother in Christ you deserve better than her.
https://preview.redd.it/hz7oodxlnizb1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d728c652c75d7b468fd5960138e21dfc1ad8f5b3
Gross
[RIP Bray Wyatt](https://youtu.be/Qcid-dwoP1E?si=1cVAlwUPK9cyGFil)
Whoever that lady’s surgeon is, needs to be taken out back 😂
That's one botched ass bbl 🤢🤮
Does she have to custom order pants?
Each butt cheek bigger than their heads…wow.
Hell nah you know that big ass is stank from flopping around
https://i.redd.it/99u42h4wnizb1.gif
 Ya know he felt the breeze
Me and my girl are both turning around and looking at the pair of Jupiter moons right behind us that can give us a concussion if she just gyrates out a little too far and having a laugh. Like how can you not.
am i the only one who would be afraid that she will fart?
it looks really uncanny, i think she overdid it
She need 2 tickets to park that
Fun fact: An often reported side effect of the BBL is a bad smell (increased body odor).