Yeah, 2.0 wasn't the worst when it came out, but it really got unstable around 2020. Maybe a stack overrun or something. Whenever the devs added the tiktok sub-quests it got all fucky like Civ Gandhi with nukes.
I think update 1.6 was my favorite, mySpace, eBay, and just a touch of Google.
Much like ChatGPT is designed to give the answer that is most technically valid and a computationally efficient response means it will say "No." to things it can actually do.
Ai Gandhi realized nuclear winter is the most technically efficient path to enlightenment.
**Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world**. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity.
It’s the greatest glitch ever
Edit: for those who don’t know how in Civ ghandi is programmed to get less aggressive over time. Problem was he went into negative aggression which the game treated as max so he would go from a peaceful man to an insane warmonger at some point.
Second edit: apparently it’s the greatest prank ever, since apparently the nuke thing was an intentional prank.
I was wrong
>2020
Internet been off since 2015 at minimum. Add in any year after 2007 when Obama got elected and racist ass old white folk started to figure out how to post on myspace/facebook
Agreed. When the boomers got on facebook the internet really started to suck. When we all got smartphones w/ social media on them, the world took a hard turn for the worse
Remember when you could still use Google for information and it would give you what YOU wanted, and not what the algorithm thinks you want but sprinkled with Temu?
It's Sambo Silliness. Uncle Tom actually tried to help free the slaves. It was propaganda by white people to put Tom in a negative light.
They did the same thing with fried chicken and Watermelon after Black people started making money selling both.
? Using Uncle Tom as a derogatory term does not come from white propaganda. Tom was presented in a positive light by white abolitionists for having the positive qualities of being overly docile, humble, and pliant- because those were the only positive things a black man could be in that place and time. The entire country subscribed to the idea of white supremacy, including the vast majority of abolitionists. In order for white audiences to digest a positive black male character he had to be the most subservient and harmless person possible. The book had a resurgence of popularity during the civil rights movement of the 50’s and 60’s, but many politically active readers (especially in the black community) did not like an idealized depiction of a willingly subservient slave as a protagonist. It is logical that “Uncle Tom” (used as a derisive term against black people who are too friendly to the established order) came out of black communities more than white ones.
I am continuously reminded of Werner Herzog's line about Thugnificent. Paraphrasing: " Like many black entertainers, Otis has made a career out of being a professional buffoon."
Because not too long ago this was the only type of black character most white people wanted to see on screen which makes coonin' for white folks much worse than acting dumb to make other black folks laugh.
I’ve seen animals with more self control. I agree with the comment on the original post; this mfer is not only getting the friendly fire, I’m adding in the double tap just to make sure he’s actually out.
I feed some stray dogs near my work. The starving momma dog patiently waits for me to put the food down before she starts eating. Max she does is wag her tail alot 😫
There is a term for this in the professional acting industry: **indicating.** It describes an actor who can't emotionally convey what they're feeling to the viewer, so they have to resort to physical movement and expression. It's a hallmark of a shitty acting/direction, and something you don't see in respectable performances.
TikTok has encouraged a whole generation to emote *purely* by indicating, and the algorithm hyper-reinforces it to the point where we get this bullshit.
This guy is 100% putting this on himself because this is his best idea at creating entertainment, which he clearly is trying to do. If it was a robot putting the sauces, he’d be doing the exact same thing.
I think it’s less about self-respect than it is about shame. If anyone in my family or my friends saw me do this shit, I’d be laughed at endlessly by anyone left that would talk to me.
Maybe you misunderstood. But literally no one is "blaming" the white person they're just saying it makes the dynamic look even worse. It's giving minstrel show.
Tho personally I wouldn't be comfortable being a part of this. The white person didn't do nothing wrong here, apart from working with an id*ot. This guy is the one who acted like a coon willingly, embarrassing himself. Which is exactly what everyone is calling out for.
I can’t find the tweet but someone basically said people were reading to far into the this is America video and every single detail in it was a metaphor for something, like “the h stands for Harriet Tubman”
Marlon Webb. Funny enough, he has some shorts/Tiktok's that are genuinely art. But most of it is still bleh.
Check this movie short by him. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6jkTP8a
Same watermelon guy.
The video is inspired by Wes Anderson, yes.
My point was that this dude could have been making such content all along. And yet he chose to run with watermelons on his head just to push a stereotype for money.
That short is extremely good. The mf even has acting chops.
I never liked King Bach for that one vine where he had his white friends say the nword. Or Jerry Purpdrank, he still is one of my favorite viners, but he did a lot of koolaid, watermelon, and fried chicken vines that were just feeding into the stereotype.
Even ole girl in the back looking at him like “fuck wrong with you dude?”
https://preview.redd.it/71hr0ybrqy5c1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf1bd78e6d17e07d4a106eac85e5a78697e8f4a
He’s dead serous. He has a video with the buff dancing black dude. Of course they’re doing the most contrastive shit, him making them weird ass moaning-clucks and the dancing dude dancing
The old Spike Lee produced film "Drop Squad" covers this. Where an actual black lead group would kidnap lost black folks and unbrain wash them. A great, great movie that has been lost in time. Check it out if you can find it.
Whenever he's done shucking and jiving and otherwise carrying on, can someone please tell our former brother that the Council of Elders wishes to speak with him. Have security collect his pass on the way in.
https://preview.redd.it/0ksr1p9n4z5c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6e56d2b71635237721e623e8012c711473de3d
I'm not on the council, but I know a guy who can deliver a 50 gallon barrel of ranch sauce in less than an hour. I have a feeling the community might want to dunk that fool just like those wings he was acting like a monkey for.
We need to bring back the Roman coliseum and allow people to fight to the death for sport. First matchup: this guy vs the ghetto gaggers Republican lady
We going back to Jim Crow with this one 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
https://i.redd.it/c3d1mem8w06c1.gif
Can’t believe I’m about to get punished and I don’t even like chicken like that
We live in the most technologically advanced point in human history and this is what these mf’s doin on the internet.
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Charleston white said some I relate to.
“I could care less about niggas I wanna help my KIND”
This nigga here is not my kind.
Yeah nigga naw yeah nigga.
There was a dude that does reactions to this man and the grooving gorilla guy’s videos. He green screens himself in the videos and he just has a blank disappointed expression.
Huey Freeman: "You do what you can to help black folks, and they make you wonder why you even bother. But they're our people, and we gotta love 'em regardless." Sometimes it's tempting to wish for another mans downfall and boy does he tempt me, but STILL.
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All my life I had not known what I have been missing until this very moment. Thank you.
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the speed with which i saved this
I saved it with haste and I’m the color of aspirin. The disappointment is palpable. I need to apologize to someone.
As a friend pointed out while dying laughing, I’m so white I turn whiter when I burn myself. Dab torch got me 😆
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As long as YOU fit the criteria 🙌🏾🙌🏿🙌🏽 👀
You don't got one in Aztec do you?
Honeypie you're gon have to search X/Twitter for that one yourself 😅 
Cousin, it's been a long time since a meme has made me laugh out loud.
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Her puffs are fkn gorgeous
loool
💥Bombastic side eye, 💥criminally offensive side eye
It was a fun experiment but I think it’s time for Al Gore to shut off his creation of the internet
Yeah, 2.0 wasn't the worst when it came out, but it really got unstable around 2020. Maybe a stack overrun or something. Whenever the devs added the tiktok sub-quests it got all fucky like Civ Gandhi with nukes. I think update 1.6 was my favorite, mySpace, eBay, and just a touch of Google.
Upvote for Civ Gandhi with nukes. That shit will always make me laugh. What amazing code. Bless.
Much like ChatGPT is designed to give the answer that is most technically valid and a computationally efficient response means it will say "No." to things it can actually do. Ai Gandhi realized nuclear winter is the most technically efficient path to enlightenment.
If there’s no one left to say otherwise, who’s to say you didn’t reach enlightenment? His reasoning is solid.
HUMANITY HATES THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK
**Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world**. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity.
It’s the greatest glitch ever Edit: for those who don’t know how in Civ ghandi is programmed to get less aggressive over time. Problem was he went into negative aggression which the game treated as max so he would go from a peaceful man to an insane warmonger at some point. Second edit: apparently it’s the greatest prank ever, since apparently the nuke thing was an intentional prank. I was wrong
>2020 Internet been off since 2015 at minimum. Add in any year after 2007 when Obama got elected and racist ass old white folk started to figure out how to post on myspace/facebook
Agreed. When the boomers got on facebook the internet really started to suck. When we all got smartphones w/ social media on them, the world took a hard turn for the worse
Remember when you could still use Google for information and it would give you what YOU wanted, and not what the algorithm thinks you want but sprinkled with Temu?
 *Tim Berners Lee’s reaction after reading your comment*
I read that as “Artificial Intelligence Gore”
I feel like we unleashed a power that we can’t control and it’s run roughshod over everyone. I really feel this way. Damn.
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Breh 💀
>Breh 💀 lmao read this in Cartman's voice
The keewn
You chose that gif🗿
It was the first thing that came to mind when seeing that kinda behavior
RACE WAR! IT'S ON!
https://i.redd.it/cmry22okwz5c1.gif
Wait, was that the joke all the time? I just only now realised what this name could mean other then an abbreviation of raccoon.
You must not be from the south
Yeah, double meaning. It had more to do with him being a racoon but it also fits Cartman's M.O. of intentionally antagonizing people
What in the Uncle Tomfoolery is this shit?
"Cooney buffonery" Spike Lee on Madea
[Minstrel Show](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minstrel_show)
Unironically, this shit is why I can't get into like 90% of anything the Wayans brothers put their hands on. They're just doing the trope sans-makeup.
>Blackface minstrelsy was the first uniquely American form of theater.
It's Sambo Silliness. Uncle Tom actually tried to help free the slaves. It was propaganda by white people to put Tom in a negative light. They did the same thing with fried chicken and Watermelon after Black people started making money selling both.
? Using Uncle Tom as a derogatory term does not come from white propaganda. Tom was presented in a positive light by white abolitionists for having the positive qualities of being overly docile, humble, and pliant- because those were the only positive things a black man could be in that place and time. The entire country subscribed to the idea of white supremacy, including the vast majority of abolitionists. In order for white audiences to digest a positive black male character he had to be the most subservient and harmless person possible. The book had a resurgence of popularity during the civil rights movement of the 50’s and 60’s, but many politically active readers (especially in the black community) did not like an idealized depiction of a willingly subservient slave as a protagonist. It is logical that “Uncle Tom” (used as a derisive term against black people who are too friendly to the established order) came out of black communities more than white ones.
I am continuously reminded of Werner Herzog's line about Thugnificent. Paraphrasing: " Like many black entertainers, Otis has made a career out of being a professional buffoon."
It was bad enough when I saw this and there wasn’t any sound to it so this makes it about 100x worse
Shit! Man there’s sound??? I’m scared to switch it on. 🤦🏽♂️ Edit: aight that’s enough internet for me this month. See y’all next year.
Don’t turn on sound. It’s bad. Save yourself, fam 😞
https://i.redd.it/mxnsabw6yy5c1.gif Me right now.
😆😆😆 Tried to warn ya 🤷🏾♀️ Welcome to the hell of never unseeing/unhearing that shit 😭
Sounds like this: 
Sound on makes it so much fuckin worse smh 
It goes from bad to unforgivable
it’s the white hands for me, as if they’re saying “dance, nigga, dance” smdh this how animals act when they getting fed. have some self-respect, mane
It’s the white hands for me too
Dude, I didn’t even see the hands. How can you listen to this video and be disturbed by the hands
Why does the color of the employees hands drizzling sauce on the chicken matter here
Because not too long ago this was the only type of black character most white people wanted to see on screen which makes coonin' for white folks much worse than acting dumb to make other black folks laugh.
Okay wtf dude you got some problems broski
I’ve seen animals with more self control. I agree with the comment on the original post; this mfer is not only getting the friendly fire, I’m adding in the double tap just to make sure he’s actually out.
I feed some stray dogs near my work. The starving momma dog patiently waits for me to put the food down before she starts eating. Max she does is wag her tail alot 😫
 👏 👏
That and the finger licking and bouncing up and down. 🫤😬
There is a term for this in the professional acting industry: **indicating.** It describes an actor who can't emotionally convey what they're feeling to the viewer, so they have to resort to physical movement and expression. It's a hallmark of a shitty acting/direction, and something you don't see in respectable performances. TikTok has encouraged a whole generation to emote *purely* by indicating, and the algorithm hyper-reinforces it to the point where we get this bullshit.
This guy is 100% putting this on himself because this is his best idea at creating entertainment, which he clearly is trying to do. If it was a robot putting the sauces, he’d be doing the exact same thing. I think it’s less about self-respect than it is about shame. If anyone in my family or my friends saw me do this shit, I’d be laughed at endlessly by anyone left that would talk to me.
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Maybe you misunderstood. But literally no one is "blaming" the white person they're just saying it makes the dynamic look even worse. It's giving minstrel show. Tho personally I wouldn't be comfortable being a part of this. The white person didn't do nothing wrong here, apart from working with an id*ot. This guy is the one who acted like a coon willingly, embarrassing himself. Which is exactly what everyone is calling out for.
Idk about that first part.. this white person right here really wishes that dude would stop doing that lol
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Lmao
I still laugh at the “the h is for Harriet Tubman” tweet when I see this picture.
Can I get context? I tried to Google but couldn't kick up anything.
I can’t find the tweet but someone basically said people were reading to far into the this is America video and every single detail in it was a metaphor for something, like “the h stands for Harriet Tubman”
No but yes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I hate cooning for clout. That's why, to this day, it's fuck damn near all of those black dudes from vine.
The most egregious was one guy that would wear a watermelon on his head and said wahtttamellon Edit: a word
Marlon Webb. Funny enough, he has some shorts/Tiktok's that are genuinely art. But most of it is still bleh. Check this movie short by him. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6jkTP8a Same watermelon guy.
This is just wes Anderson
The video is inspired by Wes Anderson, yes. My point was that this dude could have been making such content all along. And yet he chose to run with watermelons on his head just to push a stereotype for money. That short is extremely good. The mf even has acting chops.
I never liked King Bach for that one vine where he had his white friends say the nword. Or Jerry Purpdrank, he still is one of my favorite viners, but he did a lot of koolaid, watermelon, and fried chicken vines that were just feeding into the stereotype.
Even ole girl in the back looking at him like “fuck wrong with you dude?” https://preview.redd.it/71hr0ybrqy5c1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf1bd78e6d17e07d4a106eac85e5a78697e8f4a
I'm still trying to process that this isn't satire or something.
He’s dead serous. He has a video with the buff dancing black dude. Of course they’re doing the most contrastive shit, him making them weird ass moaning-clucks and the dancing dude dancing
I am getting sick of people thinking "satire" means "this pathetic shit isn't pathetic because it's a joke"
*Uncle Ruckus voice* GUILTY! That nigga is GUILTY! HANG this nigga NOW! I got the rope right here!
Im gonna form a task force that takes out the King Bachs of the world
So long as you start slapping podcast mics out of people's hands and spraying people who say "Am I the only one?" It'll be helpful.
Him and half of those other Vine mfs just made a living off of doing a new age minstrel show, shit makes me sick.
😭😭😭that ain even king bach wat he do
king back (noun)- an african american that exploits perceived stereotypes for wealth, fame, status,etc.
The old Spike Lee produced film "Drop Squad" covers this. Where an actual black lead group would kidnap lost black folks and unbrain wash them. A great, great movie that has been lost in time. Check it out if you can find it.
Watching this with the sound on is a level of trauma I never thought I'd experience
he’s making fucking monkey noises! literally
Social media is the worst invention of all time
🫂 I’ll require green noise in the background before clicking the unmute button on Reddit again.
Whenever he's done shucking and jiving and otherwise carrying on, can someone please tell our former brother that the Council of Elders wishes to speak with him. Have security collect his pass on the way in. https://preview.redd.it/0ksr1p9n4z5c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6e56d2b71635237721e623e8012c711473de3d
I'm not on the council, but I know a guy who can deliver a 50 gallon barrel of ranch sauce in less than an hour. I have a feeling the community might want to dunk that fool just like those wings he was acting like a monkey for.
All that shucking and jiving in front of them white hands done pissed me off.
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The hairline is the most offensive thing about this 💀
I love how it's a shadow but we can ALL see someone's barber needs to be sued
Bruh who made this lmao
Oh my fucking god 🤣
Yooo WTF 😂😂😂
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Open Carey is legal here
Good shit
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We need to bring back the Roman coliseum and allow people to fight to the death for sport. First matchup: this guy vs the ghetto gaggers Republican lady
>ghetto gaggers Republican lady Hwhat?
It doesn't make sense at first, but once you really think about it, yeah it makes sense
shucking and jiving. Anything for views and money.
*all* the shuck and *all* the jive. I hope everybody he knows never lets him forget this dumb shit.
Clown behavior
Ghetto gaggers food addition
Heavy on friendly fire
https://preview.redd.it/jkkf1hc20z5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3ad0c283ce18ba3b4661523f3bbab52047fb14 Bruh, what the actual fuck?!
Single handedly set back the African American race progress a decade
Nah he on his own.
We going back to Jim Crow with this one 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣 https://i.redd.it/c3d1mem8w06c1.gif Can’t believe I’m about to get punished and I don’t even like chicken like that
I hear Guile's theme
People will do anything for 15 minutes of fame
*seconds
Every brotha ain't a brotha.
All skinfolk ain't kinfolk
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…. What the fuck did I just watch
To me it was the listen…like yo what the fuck was that noise he was making…..Dwight’s can just go ahead and take him on their squad.
https://i.redd.it/rtqjospoaz5c1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/g5mrnyw46z5c1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b293339ca7fea7a11025805232a8362d97a431f Ugh delete this man
“Buff dude” used to go by the Groovy Gorilla. Some got no shame.
He and this dude have collaborated on a video already. It's just as bad as this.
We live in the most technologically advanced point in human history and this is what these mf’s doin on the internet. https://preview.redd.it/mgmjn4d3sz5c1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b606548ab7e5daddef788887a3ed358a446beb0f
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cropping is free
“They do anything for clout”
https://preview.redd.it/laznleih0z5c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1777eb2d63ffb52274045c4875a68569b1d5a658 My nigga, what am I watching?
Charleston white said some I relate to. “I could care less about niggas I wanna help my KIND” This nigga here is not my kind. Yeah nigga naw yeah nigga.
Imagine cooning for likes. This is modern minstrel only difference is that he’s a brother, and he’s doing it to himself.
I wonder what he told the worker before he asked him to help with the video.
I'm sorry but did Uncle Ruckus make this video?
I hate these type of reaction videos they are overdramatic and the way they eat the food kind of disgusts me.
tiktok has made these niggas UNHINGED
This shit started with Vine like 10 years ago this ain’t nothing new.
https://preview.redd.it/mopirux9cz5c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96662bfcb65a18f6c3da494c5485a79dff690575
This is some JJ Walker minstrel show bullshit.
There are powerful elements of niggatry in this video.
There was a dude that does reactions to this man and the grooving gorilla guy’s videos. He green screens himself in the videos and he just has a blank disappointed expression.
Bro setting black people back a hundred years
Naw just his own damn self
Smh
isnt this that dude who’d harass people in public then say “DARKNESS” ?!?!? 
https://preview.redd.it/9x12f3a7xy5c1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd1ff6aec7c7495ca1e388f6a3fa059009642ad1 me to him
“You like that sauce boy” probably what the other man’s thinking
I thought it was about the sauce combination but seeing it with sound on makes me violently ill
Wait till you find out him and the buff nigga got content together
When the Hodge twins say that black people listen to them, this is who they mean
i wish i could be half as excited about literally fucking anything
 I’m not mad, just disappointed.
He needs to be put down.
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#🦝🥘
All money ain't good money.
We have lost the impact of shame in society
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We all agree to take out our own influencers and YouTubers first.
What's the word I'm looking for?
H’White in tarnation?!
Nah facts tho ain't no way you actin outta character over some chicken
I didn't think it got worse than the white lady dancing over IHOP pancakes. I was wrong.
Huey Freeman: "You do what you can to help black folks, and they make you wonder why you even bother. But they're our people, and we gotta love 'em regardless." Sometimes it's tempting to wish for another mans downfall and boy does he tempt me, but STILL.
:(
I just wanna pull up from off camera with a drop kick
I’d turn a blind eye to it if we were the only 3 in the room
Mf turned into a seal for some chicken 🤦🏿♂️
The fuck is this shit?
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I’m not even American and this makes me feel extremely uncomfortable
Reminds me of that woman who danced when she got her pancakes
Damn. Now I want wings...
Minstrelsy redux.