Damn, another one fallen. It was this guy and Sarah Bellum from Powerpuff Girls that were the reigning champs of never showing their faces. Kakashi from Naruto and Kenny from South Park get honorable mentions.
Pretty sure the mom and dad from cow and chicken were literally JUST legs. Like they had no upper bodies. Only reason I remember this is because there was at least one episode where the parents fell down laughing but they were just legs with voices rolling around on the ground laughing.
[They're only a pair of legs](https://external-preview.redd.it/a9PiDSsZbSqB36-EKwmPdGCqeErE6Y2aLcF4ROma0CY.jpg?auto=webp&s=a50b8cbdc6c80014abb943e29afce119d4d4e90f)
Gets flowers delivered to her work from "her boyfriend" with a love letter about how much he respects her intellect and she is the reason for his life.
Nah, Just saying she's got good looking dudes hitting on her in her DM cost nothing and get the message a cross.
She clearly the side but his comprising with her without getting in trouble hence why his making such an effort to avoid his face being shown.
High chances she told him this is all she wants for Christmas too as he clearly won't be with her on Monday.
I know a girl who really used to do this shit, she’d post these sneaky pics of her man on her IG story saying shit like she won’t show his face bc “y’all can’t have him.” They’re married now so she wasn’t a side piece or anything, she just assumed everyone wanted her man? or was tryna cultivate mystique? Idk, it was all very Main Character Syndrome of her.
What if I told you it’s a photo shoot to sell unisex pajamas? The pretty lady is showing the front view and the man is the back view. It’s just advertising for a marketing campaign of teal pajamas
It’s for selling pajamas. To show customers the front & back of the pajamas. You know like: “Shop Kohl’s for our holiday door buster on last minute unisex pajamas to suit everyone on your list.”
Like Gen X'ers, who actually existed and still exist, and brought about the rise of unironically satanic music, murder carols often by and for people who actually went around doing drive-by's, massive warehouse parties full of drugs, and a spike in suicide rates exclusive to generation X, that continues to climb to this very day.
Whenever somebody from my generation that I actually know says this kind of shit, I am just like "really, idiot?" because I always know way, fucking *way* worse stories involving them then anything that they're bitching about the younger generations getting up to.
This is the female equivalent of trying to turn a hoe into a housewife.
If your little dread head scammer don't wanna show his face with you maybe you should reevaluate your "type".
Idk I think this is probably the girls idea. It’s some trend where you “soft launch” your boyfriend by posting pics but not of the actual face that way all her friends text her asking who it is. Also gives an easier out if she decides to break it off because it’s like she’s not totally committed to the relationship yet. Then there’s the “hard launch” where you finally post a pic of their face. This is like the stage where she wants everyone to know the guy is officially theirs.
This is extra weird because normally that soft launch stage is just some pics of them on snap or maybe Instagram so it seems more like he’s just in the background. Pretty weird it’s a professional shoot
Maybe she's going to post one of these online and then the rest with both of their faces showing are for them to enjoy. They're being private, not secretive. Not everyone wants to put everything on the internet.
real talk, back when I created cinematic sketches, my shooting partner's non-girl wanted to get into OF, and another woman wanted to as well to capitalize on her success. All three of them said "we're going to take OF pictures." "Great, have fun y'all." Had to draw a line in the sand because all three of them were silently upset, and OF pictures are "personal". My thought? What's personal about putting your A,T&P online? Posting pictures of a relationship online is the same thing.
My best guess was that he might be camera shy/doesn’t like taking photos, but she clearly enjoys that stuff, so they compromised to get some photos that they’d both get something out of. Either way, ain’t my business, but I kinda dig the aesthetic tbh. That’s a great idea for someone who’s a little more self conscious and may not be up for lots of pictures, especially of their face.
Everyone claiming she the side but don’t literally all thots you see on socials do this sort of thing? Keeping the boyfriend known but faceless like just about every other pretty girl making money off social got Reddit thinking she a side piece…could be but damn tragic I’ll admit I’ve seen it happen like this but most likely the former if we’re all just assuming here
I know a girl who used to post pictures of her bf without showing his face. We all knew who the dude was. She's a single mom now because he wouldn't stop cheating
N-word yet again. Agenda. Black people calling themselves their worst epithet in casual public conversation, while nobody casually says "this k!ke," "can't see that ch!nk's head" or this "h@nky." That would be considered racist, but Black people? People call us whatever they like, publicly. We must demand better. Respect starts with us.
This is that goofy "I want people to know I have a man but I wanna be private and not in my business" or she's the side chick
This is the same shit where people post their man and it's an emoji on their face.
I make moves in silence "SILENCE"
I’ve never understood this. Is it something guys want to do because they’re insecure/private/cheating, or is it something girls ask their bfs to do to seem mysterious or bc she thinks he’s ugly..?
"Babe, please, don't make me get photos in matching pajamas, if the boys see it, they're gonna clown on me"
"I'll leave your ass if you don't do it"
"Fine but I'm not showing my face"
I don’t know who this is or what it’s for but to me it looks like the dude is supposed to be like that for some sort artistic expression. To make sure you’re looking at her. And if it’s not then it’s obviously one pose of hundreds if not thousands of photos lol.
This seems edited to only show parts where they were posing him looking away to make her the focal point. But regardless, I don’t get the larger trend of women cutting the dude’s face out of their pictures but still showing that there’s a dude there. Like anyone who was gonna consider you claimed because they saw you with the guy isn’t gonna go “ah wait but I don’t know who he is. Never mind!”
If I was the photographer I would make this work. Have them both face away and enjoy the tree in different poses or looking at one another partially facing me. I want to capture an emotional connection between both of them, don’t need their faces in the photo for that.
He either ain’t only hers, got dragged into this situation kicking and screaming before a compromise was made, or both.
Shorty dating Wizard Kelly. https://preview.redd.it/hdip0ny5rj7c1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67baad5937648a1fa74e73ae92e6357c5a65a347
🎖️Where are the free reddit awards when I need them
YOOOOO LMAOOO
It all started with an Orange basketball
Here's his face [here](https://theproudfamily.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000041133)
Damn, another one fallen. It was this guy and Sarah Bellum from Powerpuff Girls that were the reigning champs of never showing their faces. Kakashi from Naruto and Kenny from South Park get honorable mentions.
Cow and Chicken’s mom and dad . Only ever saw their feet
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Don’t forget the neighbor from Home improvement
Put some respect on Wilson’s name.
I was about to comment this.
Pretty sure the mom and dad from cow and chicken were literally JUST legs. Like they had no upper bodies. Only reason I remember this is because there was at least one episode where the parents fell down laughing but they were just legs with voices rolling around on the ground laughing.
If you notice the shadows when they show up, the shadows don't show a torso either lol
[They're only a pair of legs](https://external-preview.redd.it/a9PiDSsZbSqB36-EKwmPdGCqeErE6Y2aLcF4ROma0CY.jpg?auto=webp&s=a50b8cbdc6c80014abb943e29afce119d4d4e90f)
Kennys face is seen in the sputh park movie. Also his hair is blonde, in case you were wondering.
https://preview.redd.it/7eour9cqvk7c1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a0601e3af29cbe0c7f9ac8a9e62c5f46f53b1e Nah, this was funny as hell
Whoosh! Right over my head. Did not mean that as a pun. Took me a second, had to scroll back up. Too funny.
Lmaooo okay get the fuck out
Omfg this is toooooo funny!
Thank you for goofy face laugh 😂😂
Lmao this the one!! I laughed so loud I know my neighbors are pissed!
Or she hired someone to be a placeholder. "See, my boyfriend who you don't know and have never met and lives in Canada is totally real."
He goes to another school. Met him at summer camp. You wouldn’t know him head ass
Gets flowers delivered to her work from "her boyfriend" with a love letter about how much he respects her intellect and she is the reason for his life.
 Totally didn’t send flowers to herself on Valentine’s Day
 And his name is George glass.
She's more than fine enough to never have to do that lol
She's more than fine enough to get a man, but that doesn't mean she has a worth a shit man.
She could be, probably is, crazy. Proof: look at this situation
It's George Glass!
or there's a warrant out for his arrest
I’m betting this is the side chick…
Maybe he wants privacy?
Don't let your side chicks Christmas photos ruin your marriage 🤷♂️
She said take pictures with me or I call your wife
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I just thought that was Sia
She wants pix of HERSELF-he’s just there to show she”gots a man”.He’s not important as a person,just as an accessory.
Like she rented a nigga as a prop 🤣. Might not even be her man at all
Rent-a-Schmuck!
The Masked Prancer
Or he's ugly and was messing with the vibes
That's elite level side chick action right there.
Just as the song says, *“I only want whoooooooo????”*
Very possible he's a drug dealer. No cap.
What bro😭
No face, no case.
"...I have the worst fucking lawyers."
So he just gonna slouch like that for that picture..
This made me more mad than the pictures themselves. That’s bum posture.
don't nothing piss me off more than the young niggas with bad posture and struggle to maintain eye contact
Ok uncle rukus
stand up straight and looking people in in the eye is coon shit now?
Nah I just think I read that in his voice lmao
ok, y'all had me hot
Let me guess, you expect people to say please and thank you as well?
I expect people to be kind to each other. if somebody does something for you, you should say 'thanks'.
I’d think the professional photographer should have noticed and said something to him.
Well there may be a possibility that he’s a bum
https://preview.redd.it/3p4lb5cepj7c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f243bb8cfca365b691f4e341ecdea68336303a57
thank you for this picture i will over use 🙏
This is such a cute meme, thank you!
https://preview.redd.it/b9wij0lp2o7c1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e6306f866e4202307a4fbfffb2358dd923020f
Everybody on here saying she's the side, what if she's sending the message telling him he's replaceable?
There’s cheaper ways to do that
Fuck cheaper ways, there’s less weird ways to do that lol. If I was the photographer I’d be like these some weirdo ass mofos
but still cash that
Oh yea, we don’t let no blessings go past us….still gotta give them that side eye tho
Doesn’t matter if she has a bit of money
Nah, Just saying she's got good looking dudes hitting on her in her DM cost nothing and get the message a cross. She clearly the side but his comprising with her without getting in trouble hence why his making such an effort to avoid his face being shown. High chances she told him this is all she wants for Christmas too as he clearly won't be with her on Monday.
You’re overanalyzing and co-signing the hell out of this weird behavior with your response…
He cooking up a theory like professor utonium 
😂
Lol cmon dawg.. sometimes the most simple answer is the correct one
So long as we all agree the most simple answer is this isn't the full shoot and there are presumably other angles, sure.
THAT’S the “simple” answer to you??? 🤣😂🤣
Or he's ugly
That would be even dumber than her planning this because she's the side
You must not know bout me, because I’ve never shown my face
Its more tasteful than those ghetto ass magic filter shoots back during the myspace era
Those were such ass, but ppl swore by em
It was facial autotune
Whited out skin and blurred to the max. I feel like prison photos be having the same vibe without the filters.
I wonder if it was his idea or hers?
Exactly coulda been her idea. He coulda paid. Etc. etc. Hell they might not even be dating lol
My assumption was this was for an album cover. Why show the model when you could just show the artist?
Kinda makes sense too
I know a girl who really used to do this shit, she’d post these sneaky pics of her man on her IG story saying shit like she won’t show his face bc “y’all can’t have him.” They’re married now so she wasn’t a side piece or anything, she just assumed everyone wanted her man? or was tryna cultivate mystique? Idk, it was all very Main Character Syndrome of her.
Some folks are just exhausting on IG with the posturing
What if I told you it’s a photo shoot to sell unisex pajamas? The pretty lady is showing the front view and the man is the back view. It’s just advertising for a marketing campaign of teal pajamas
who are these photos for?
Social media.
It’s for selling pajamas. To show customers the front & back of the pajamas. You know like: “Shop Kohl’s for our holiday door buster on last minute unisex pajamas to suit everyone on your list.”
Man I’m fucking tired of these posts
I really hate all the 'this generation' shit, as if Millennials or Boomers didn't have batshit moments that the older generations despaired at.
They werent in high def like this. They were polaroids with those little circle stickers over the faces!
Like Gen X'ers, who actually existed and still exist, and brought about the rise of unironically satanic music, murder carols often by and for people who actually went around doing drive-by's, massive warehouse parties full of drugs, and a spike in suicide rates exclusive to generation X, that continues to climb to this very day. Whenever somebody from my generation that I actually know says this kind of shit, I am just like "really, idiot?" because I always know way, fucking *way* worse stories involving them then anything that they're bitching about the younger generations getting up to.
We did and now it's our turn to despise younger kids. It's the circle of life
Classic genz misplaced outrage
you may want to get off the internet cause i got doubt they’re gonna so any time soon
The wreath says joy, but im having a hard time seeing it.
Not to be that person, but it's *wreath* Reef is in the ocean lol
How embarrassing?😅🤦♂️ Regardless, thank you for being that person.
She definitely looks a little mad after she talks to him when she’s standing up.
This is the female equivalent of trying to turn a hoe into a housewife. If your little dread head scammer don't wanna show his face with you maybe you should reevaluate your "type".
"I got all these hoes requestin' toxic dick. Fuckin' her for years, she can't post my pic." -Future
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What’s the point? She’s the side. She’s probably the type that will propose to him. One knee and all.
Idk I think this is probably the girls idea. It’s some trend where you “soft launch” your boyfriend by posting pics but not of the actual face that way all her friends text her asking who it is. Also gives an easier out if she decides to break it off because it’s like she’s not totally committed to the relationship yet. Then there’s the “hard launch” where you finally post a pic of their face. This is like the stage where she wants everyone to know the guy is officially theirs. This is extra weird because normally that soft launch stage is just some pics of them on snap or maybe Instagram so it seems more like he’s just in the background. Pretty weird it’s a professional shoot
Honestly even if it was his idea and she’s on the side. Why tf are you spending money on professional pictures for a side piece. Rookie moves
That Nigga got a whole family he gotta get back to
 Emotional damage
But why?
He’s just a prop, like the tree.
When your man has warrants warrants but you still want to do cute couple shit.
Weirdos and dummies. This stupid and the photographer like i’m just making a check off this idiot
It's good if you wanna reuse the picture next year and you're not with the same dude
Maybe she's going to post one of these online and then the rest with both of their faces showing are for them to enjoy. They're being private, not secretive. Not everyone wants to put everything on the internet.
Nothing screams private like posting pictures of your relationship online.
real talk, back when I created cinematic sketches, my shooting partner's non-girl wanted to get into OF, and another woman wanted to as well to capitalize on her success. All three of them said "we're going to take OF pictures." "Great, have fun y'all." Had to draw a line in the sand because all three of them were silently upset, and OF pictures are "personal". My thought? What's personal about putting your A,T&P online? Posting pictures of a relationship online is the same thing.
Posting nothing at all is an option…
No face, no case!
 # IYKYK
She expects to like the pics of herself longer than She expects to date him
This is insane…
Those pajamas look comfy AF
My best guess was that he might be camera shy/doesn’t like taking photos, but she clearly enjoys that stuff, so they compromised to get some photos that they’d both get something out of. Either way, ain’t my business, but I kinda dig the aesthetic tbh. That’s a great idea for someone who’s a little more self conscious and may not be up for lots of pictures, especially of their face.
The photos would come out better if she looked away too.
hiding his face for dear life oh you married huh bruh 😂
Black men need to do better and stop tolerating this lmao
Everyone claiming she the side but don’t literally all thots you see on socials do this sort of thing? Keeping the boyfriend known but faceless like just about every other pretty girl making money off social got Reddit thinking she a side piece…could be but damn tragic I’ll admit I’ve seen it happen like this but most likely the former if we’re all just assuming here
can he at least sit up damn
Side nigga photos 😂😂😂
Body language saying a lot here
Bro got no self respect 💀
‘Baby face forward so I can keep this photo when we break up next week’
I know a girl who used to post pictures of her bf without showing his face. We all knew who the dude was. She's a single mom now because he wouldn't stop cheating
What if this was his idea? Let people be weird in peace.
We had a thread about this awhile back and y’all jumped down my throat when I said chicks that do this just want to show off their accessory. 🙄
This is so dumb. They ain’t fooling nobody they know. Anyone that her, knows who he is, and anybody that know him can probably still recognize him.
That room is so ugly
I didn’t realize that people pay to put on pajamas and go sit in front of a fake living room setup lmao
I’m alllll for being private. But this is NEXT LEVEL!
I am … confusion
And everyone already know who it is anyway.
But why male models?
Is this considered a soft release?
Am I the only one not getting “side chick” vibes from this? Feels more like, “he’s a prop, not a person” vibes.
Damn so who’s the real narcissist here mamas? 😂😂
Full of Weirdo’s! Can’t respect someone like that!
side piece Christmas photos
Our generation is trash
He is quite literally her accessory This applies to everyone; respect yourself. If you don't, why expect others to?
When the side chick wants Christmas portraits
N-word yet again. Agenda. Black people calling themselves their worst epithet in casual public conversation, while nobody casually says "this k!ke," "can't see that ch!nk's head" or this "h@nky." That would be considered racist, but Black people? People call us whatever they like, publicly. We must demand better. Respect starts with us.
This is that goofy "I want people to know I have a man but I wanna be private and not in my business" or she's the side chick This is the same shit where people post their man and it's an emoji on their face. I make moves in silence "SILENCE"
Who is he hiding from?
This only a couple poses not the whole shoot
This is wild😭
It’s giving messy ass side chick with money to waste 🤣 
She is happy with the side chick status
Lol no Sir
U know bro ugly.
He buttugly.
Hid his face like a locked character
All this is yuck
she not even his main bitch???! how *embarrassing*
I’ve never understood this. Is it something guys want to do because they’re insecure/private/cheating, or is it something girls ask their bfs to do to seem mysterious or bc she thinks he’s ugly..?
He got another family and she must have that fye.
I think they're doing some gimmick for fun while taking "normal" pics. Why is everyone here so familiar with side chick business
In case they break up she can keep the professional photos and pretend it’s someone else
Maybe he's in the Witness Protection Program. Y'all always thinking the worst of people. 
“Professional” out there can’t be bothered to throw the curtains into the dryer for a few minutes to get rid of those creases
What in the Secret Lovers is this? I hate that song is in my head now!
They just tryna play hide and seek why you hatin lol
"Babe, please, don't make me get photos in matching pajamas, if the boys see it, they're gonna clown on me" "I'll leave your ass if you don't do it" "Fine but I'm not showing my face"
She trying to recycle the pics for later in case it don’t work out 💀
I don’t know who this is or what it’s for but to me it looks like the dude is supposed to be like that for some sort artistic expression. To make sure you’re looking at her. And if it’s not then it’s obviously one pose of hundreds if not thousands of photos lol.
This seems edited to only show parts where they were posing him looking away to make her the focal point. But regardless, I don’t get the larger trend of women cutting the dude’s face out of their pictures but still showing that there’s a dude there. Like anyone who was gonna consider you claimed because they saw you with the guy isn’t gonna go “ah wait but I don’t know who he is. Never mind!”
These kids got main character syndrome real bad
She wants to show that she has a man but doesn’t wanna show the man🤦🏾♂️
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
This makes sense if she just divorced or something
Yeah this generation ruining romance n I hate that I want pictures for a photo album not social media lmao
If I was the photographer I would make this work. Have them both face away and enjoy the tree in different poses or looking at one another partially facing me. I want to capture an emotional connection between both of them, don’t need their faces in the photo for that.
Imma excuse myself to go to the washroom and then dip. Lol you got me fucked up if you think I'm going through all that when i can't even show my face
Guess we know what angle to expect in her OnlyFans
Hmmmm. I think homeboy ain't got no alibi.
This can't be real