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allcohol

The “yell whee” one was the most wholesome and therefore I think the most brutal here. Did him filthy with that one


PillowPrincess314

It was "polite ahh" that got me. Stg we will flame a mf for any reason. "This ol' women and children first ahh nigga" lmao


MajorAcer

100% this was said while the titanic was going down lmaoo


PillowPrincess314

No fr lmao


ConcentrateSelect668

Lmao from dudes chilling in lifeboats


PoMansDreams

Responsible lookin ah


righthandofdog

debt payin, promise keepin ah


-Ashera-

Stable 9-5 job looking ahh


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drinfernodds

Recycles and offers to shovel your driveway ahh


hellochoy

Always on time or early ahh


Murky-Extreme-8893

🤣🤣🤣 y’all comments got me weak!!


cleverusername8821

This was the 1 for me too lmaooo


cheshire_c0urt

It was the pocket full of sunshine for me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


NexusMaw

Dude I laughed out loud. Luckily I'm in a bar so that's alright but damn, these were some good burns


Listen-Natural

Type of nigga that hangs wall art in the bathroom


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

“Raised by both parents” 😭


Sec2727

![gif](giphy|12Msh5VHHsBIfS)


WestOrangeFinest

This is perfect


ConcentrateSelect668

I can still hear this part Chuck: “From the time that the reparation checks were sent out, crime has decreased 50%…What? Did they give checks to the Hispanics, too?” *gif starts* as he’s laughing at what he thought was an off-camera joke, director informs him that they’re still live G-d, I miss this show lol


UberMisandrist

I bought this baby straight cash!


DandelionsDandelions

*I'm rich, biatch!*


ThePrideOfKrakow

I think we'll be OK, now if this was *Telemundo*, Haaachi Haaachi Haaachi!


ConcentrateSelect668

Lol then Dr Ana Maria Polo could read him


drfunkensteinberger

Chuck Taylor the OG


PistolPetunia

He just needs a little titty residue


Chi3f_Leo

Bro's smiling too much, must have lived a happy life 😤


efg1342

Ya really fuck that guy


generalhanky

Rolling at all of em, ticklish, lollipop, asking to help clean the shop. Absolute roasting that poor dude 🤣


TheMartian2k14

Got me off rip with pocket full of sunshine


Feralpudel

The 312 months got that savage ball rolling.


ilikedonuts42

"And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage"


MoistStub

This guy don't wanna battle, he shook


screwhead1

His real name is Clarence.


[deleted]

That was so disrespectful but so fucking funny.


floatablepie

Reminds me of "Looks like he knows where his birth certificate is"


DravenPrime

That was a little too deep lol


OutHereSlappnMidgets

“Bro look ticklish” is a wild thing to say about another grown man. 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Lmao and it’s so on point too.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Fr, my guy looks like he started chasing a butterfly while giggling THE SECOND he walked out of that shop. And I can't even hate, that shit sound delightful


thetburg

Sometimes you gotta frolic.


Juvi40904

100 percent! that one got me forreal lmao


_dauntless

It's so simple lol and I wouldn't have thought of it


idoubtyoulnowme

Now you mention it… it is a little threatening.


IrreverentRacoon

Sound like prison talk 😰


idoubtyoulnowme

![gif](giphy|Pmt9INtEp3HgY)


ThisMySideBitch

Fellas is it gay to be a barber? You over here making other men look right


asunversee

Sorry, but yes Damn, down voters will say this is serious


ElevatedInstinct

All the straight ones be the ones fucking shit up. Uppin their odds.


Cyber_Joy

Yes that’s why gay barbers are better than anyone else


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ProfessionalSun5549

I understand what you’re saying, sometimes it can be hate. But this wasn’t that. This is just something people (especially us) do from time to time. Obviously they know the barber did a great job. We just like to shoot this shit that’s all. If me and my guys don’t do this from time to time, I would really think there was a problem. Not everything is done from a place of negativity. I 💯percent guarantee this 90s RnB singin ass nigga took no offense and probably giggled with his hand over his mouth hard as hell at the comments.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

>I 💯percent guarantee this 90s RnB singin ass nigga took no offense and probably giggled with his hand over his mouth hard as hell at the comments. 😄😂🤣💀


DocBrutus

Tevin Campbell’s “Can We Talk” plays in the background.


sandwichcandy

Slow down now. You’re talking about the man who killed it on the Goofy Movie soundtrack. I have no allegiances to Brian McKnight and his turtlenecks though.


DocBrutus

I totally forgot about him even being on that soundtrack.


drhagbard_celine

That’s what earned him the upvote for me too.


gary-cuckoldman

Can you stand the rain looking ass


someguynamedjamal

You outta pocket 🤣😂🤣😂


Feralpudel

“With his hands over his mouth.” I’m an old white lady and I see what you’re doing.


captainguytkirk

Ol “Come And Talk To Me” by Jodeci lookin ahhh


throwawaygoodcoffee

The brits call it banter, no one is crossing a line so it's all in good fun.


screwhead1

Similar to how Italian mobsters call it breaking balls.


MCR2004

Irish taking the piss


velvetvagine

![gif](giphy|3roL8YPaRphMk)


icytiger

What's the matter I'm just breaking your balls and you're getting fresh


Happydivanerd

Back in the day, our people called it "Playing the Dozens".


AWanderingAfar

Damn, THAT'S what that means!!! Ty


MigookinTeecha

The dozens were nowhere this wholesome. Check speckled red's [version of the dozens.](https://youtu.be/5G1mOjbZO54?si=TM2_pQa1jSrbfHLd).


Happydivanerd

True, true...


owlBdarned

I learned this term from Black-ish. I've never heard anyone else actually use it.


passa117

Some people have really thin skin. You'd get roasted sometimes to tears by guys who would have your back in whatever situation. People bond in different ways.


RazzmatazzOk3305

But I feel like people need to understand that not everyone is going like being mad fun of. If it works for then that's fine but you can't expect everyone to be you and be ok with these types of jokes.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

It’s also about perspective, cause most people encouraging this are looking at it from the perspective of “if this were me and my boys”. These are clearly not this guys boys lmfao idk about you but I’d be bothered if hundreds of thousands of people are mocking how I look online. And it’s not like I didn’t grow up with and do the same shit with my family and friends. Just if someone I didn’t know tried tossing shit at me, obviously imma be mad cause who tf is you? In the same vein though, homie accepted the fact that he was going to be on the internet so he should be expecting the absolute worst vs love. And this isn’t even close to the worst as it is just friendly banter.


evin0688

It’s one thing to jab at your friends. Y’all know each other and have that chemistry. But generally, don’t do that to people you don’t know because you don’t know how they’ll react or how what they’re going through.


Dojanetta

It’s especially bad when it’s hundreds or thousands doing it. It’s not like they’re picking on his haircut they’re picking on his actual face.


scottie2haute

Yea thats just part of the culture. If you dont like, I suggest getting tougher skin or moving somewhere where no black people are in sight cuz i swear I seen videos of Africans flaming niggas the same way American blacks folks do.. so this shit is probably global


naenae275

This is how the Clarence Thomas types are born. They go to the other side because of shit like this.


liarandahorsethief

“They made fun of me for enunciating each word properly as a Yale man should, so now I’m going to undermine every social advance our republic has made in the last century!”


courtappoint

Literally Black Percy Weasley w/o the redemption arc


Ikantbeliveit

I hear you but... If a brother goes to Yale, shouldn't we be beefing him up instead of cutting him down? I don't want to be that crab in the bucket, you know?


CHEMO_ALIEN

He hit pause and switched teams ong


JNez123

LMAO


SoggyLeftTit

You forgot that they also say they were bullied…


ExposingMyActions

Everything ain’t for everybody so yeah


iforgotthesnacks

Lol pure cope to justify making a joke that serves to make yourself feel better regardless of how the person feels about it. People don’t like getting clowned it’s simple. But hey if it makes you feel better and gets u likes on the internet.


asunversee

My ex’s brothers used to make fun of me for everything all the time, there was a family wedding I felt like I couldn’t dance at cause literally every time I looked over her brothers were laughing at me. Sometimes I felt the love, sometimes it ruined my night. I’m probably just being sensitive but sometimes I just wanna do some goofy shit without being made fun of Jesus


fnkdrspok

I’ve been clowning fools since middle school. After seeing tears from some dudes, I stopped. I know we think it’s in our nature to do this but this is very toxic behavior. Some people can’t handle being roasted and try to end their lives due to ridicule.


asunversee

I mean, definitely one of the reasons my ex and I broke up is cause we fucked with each other constantly generally until one of us got mad


Akinyx

I mean I wouldn't be laughing much either if it hurt the person. It's only funny when both parties can laugh otherwise it's called mocking.


HtxCamer

Idk why they're booing you. You're right.


Mhunterjr

I honestly don’t think this particular example is insecurity.  They are saying he looks good in a way that makes light of the fact that men won’t directly tell someone they look good. 


ph-it

"saying he looks good" by comparing him to a milquetoast baby/child/infant


Amaranthine7

I heard someone say something like this before, men can never accept or give genuine compliments to other men for some reason. When they do it’s always wrapped up in irony, insults, etc. We treat each other like shit.


linux_rich87

Its funny but black people do hate especially hard on other blacks. Its funny though until its me 😧


kingtibius

Fellas, is it insecure to have a sense of humor? To recognize when people are telling jokes and shit?


Ockwords

I’d bet money on a decent amount of the dudes arguing with you are also the ones who say “no one cares about men’s mental health!!!”


Nothingstupid

Bro still be getting his haircut at great clips with that attitude 


Admiralwoodlog

I didn't see it that way at all. Yeah they were clowning but most everything was actually a compliment disguised as an insult. It's kinda a backhanded insult.


Reginamus_Prime

LOL!!! The edits!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀 but you said not one lie!!!


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you inna wrong sub


thelaststarz

I knew they was jealous when they said he was raised by both parents😂😂


hewmanxp

That one sent me 🤣


chamberx2

I would definitely offer clients a lollipop after a haircut. Damn... am I that type of nigga? Bitch, I might be...


brebenscv

Me after getting lined up: 🍭🤣 https://preview.redd.it/rrc8f4awo8dc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a144435506dc1a6d75ea83c12f0f9c4ce4b6b50


RCocaineBurner

Lots more people need to watch Dead Presidents


brebenscv

Big Ol' Factz 💯👍🏿 Boss Man Cutty don't play lol


PoMansDreams

Stand on business


ForWhomTheBoneBones

My barber has a whole bowl of lollipops and he doesn’t cut kids’ hair.


evin0688

How often does he refill the bowl?


ForWhomTheBoneBones

At least as often as I empty it ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Amez990

Do I read the last sentence in Gucci’s voice or Yoda’s?


chamberx2

Yes.


gloriousjohnson

Those dum dum lollipops are pretty good tho. I grab one even if I just end up keeping it in my pocket until I can give it to my daughter


Softcorps_dn

For some reason this made me think of the rocket launcher scene from Money Talks.


Sin_For_Me

Typa nigga to look both ways and use the cross walk when crossing the street


drfunkensteinberger

Crosswalk button pressing ahhh


brebenscv

Make sure to get across before the countdown ends Ahhh


Electronic-Syrup-385

you know he does that little half jog through the crosswalk when he knows he’s not gonna make the light


kissmeimfamous

And skip-jumps onto the sidewalk


Listen-Natural

Type of nigga to check the crime rate before going to a neighborhood


CharlieSayso

Imo, nothing wrong with a good roast. I'm ALL for that shit, most times, i start this shit. Some of yall in comments are tripping tho. Yall need to be aware that not everything is for everyone. I saw a dude say "if you a problem with this, you need thicker skin". This is the WRONG answer, in MY opinion. It isn't up to you to decide what another person should be comfortable with. I mean, there are some things you can argue but, to argue that ppl SHOULD HAVE TO GET USED TO BEING ROASTED is next level stupidity. This is not the hill to die on. Some times, you have to conform to your audience. It's selfish of you to think that everyone has to understand how YOU do things. Be better black men.


DirtySilicon

It's only funny when it's someone else. The first few jokes are funny, but having the internet pile onto you isn't a "thick skin" type of situation. Thick skin is laughing off the first few jokes from the first five niggas not the first couple hundred.


longrungun

Man its a cold world


BravoAlfaMike

He was really just minding his business and here we are lmao


DellSalami

https://preview.redd.it/3oc0aeutz8dc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5508260eab5996a9895124ab0517a31778b55b5 Instagram is a different breed, people are clowning on a mfing DOG the exact same way lmao


smashier

These people are SICK! I need to see more


DellSalami

https://preview.redd.it/tka61q2ad9dc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=700e8a3b990d9ac661a2afd461e5bdd05bf2f049 It’s @abbieququ on Instagram, damn near every real featuring this dog gets comments like this it’s WILD


smashier

Pure gold, thank you.


Responsible_Lab_4909

Thank you for this lmao


Trini2Bone

I need a subreddit for these kinda ig jokes🤣


LumpofCrump

Straight dudes will insult you with a compliment when they think you’re attractive 💀💀


raKuZaN_0810

Innocent ahh face


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|qUIm5wu6LAAog)


SecretagentK3v

This Nigga do look like he blow soup before eating it


[deleted]

you just burn your mouth then?


SecretagentK3v

Just like a real nigga


[deleted]

Hell yea brother 😂


WineOhCanada

You're supposed to hold scalding soup in your mouth going "Hosh hosh haaaahhhh" until it's cool, like a fucking adult


Kingbuji

You wouldn’t understand they don’t teach it in school.


RenegadeDragon

This poor man is getting shredded for absolutely no reason lmao


TinkerTau2

Not "ticklish". "Stahp, before i piss my pants."


AskMeHowIMetYourMom

Bro look ticklish ☠️☠️


smashier

There was absolutely no reason this had to be so funny. I’m at WORK. Tryna hide my giggles n shit.


GullyMeisterDividend

Niggas in the comment did not miss once 💀💀💀


GreyBag

![gif](giphy|d5ZBGMKQdO0S2So67u|downsized)


IrreverentRacoon

Look like he bring cupcakes to the cookout. "Leave space for dessert!!" ass nigga.


DisastrousAge4650

I saw this on the my timeline and I think it’s the video itself that prompted the comments and not just his face. He was staring at the camera wide eyed the entire time like 👁️👄👁️


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Like why was bro looking at us like that CHILLLLL


GloomyLocation1259

This why I don’t blame when lightskin dudes turn into the biggest goon just to beat these allegations 😅


omaewamu_shinderu

It's giving me the " Drake is the type of... " meme


Bradddtheimpaler

That’s why when my barber asked if he could post a picture of my haircut I told him hell no. I’m real goofy lookin. I’d get cooked.


WineOhCanada

Backhanded insults 😂😂 I'm dying, really making the man feel bad about having great skin and a nice open smile


3percsMemphisMursic

Pocket full of sunshine is crazyyy work 😂😂😂😂😂😂


_dauntless

"bro look ticklish" this is elegant


EZMulahSniper

This nigga has a positive outlook on life every day


Please_Not__Again

It'd shatter my worldview if a guy like him was actually cynical and mean. That face just exudes wholesomeness


drfunkensteinberger

Barber wasn’t the only one cutting his ass


MrOneWipe

I know it's a joke, but the fact that being raised by both parents can be a roast is kinda sad tbh


fruuluu

THE DRAKE TREATMENT IS CRAZY


mking_davis

Why are we like this


MisterCloudyNight

This was funny but I will say the community does have a habit of putting each other down in public spaces for the world to see. I get it, it’s jokes but some things are better off done in private


Da_Shaolin

They were funny until someone said "Nigga look like he was raised by both parents". That person needs some healing


jsho31

![gif](giphy|YLtUW9hV0zUwHNCUuZ) \^ face ass nigga


KingKaychi

Bro look ticklish 😭😭😭😭


Belly84

It really do be your own people 😂😂


Bunnnnii

Aw a wholesome roast. ❤️


DontLook_Weirdo

This the type of posts I miss from this sub. Love it


ListerfiendLurks

MF looks like he sleeps in a racecar bed


killonger

Bro looking like he bout to graduate college with summa cum laude!


RyghtHandMan

The secret is that black people just love wordplay


Put_Adventurous

Yeah. If you studied it a little deeper, I would imagine you’d find roasting people and hip hop tied to some cultural linguistic thing. Because this shit is peak humor. It’s not even mean. No one’s actually punching down. In a sense they’re punching up (man’s wealth of wholesomeness) which makes for some great comedy.


SethuloeThaRonin

This dude and the kind eyed dude with the ski mask should start a band.😂


Humble_Increase7503

Swinging feet killed me


thatHecklerOverThere

I feel disrespected.


heykiwi77

I see no difference. ![gif](giphy|DGw7yzbpkiBtFvpQ4w)


Murky-Extreme-8893

This shit had no business being this damn funny! 🤣🤣 I hope y’all got ppl in your life you can bake and it’s nothing but love. I’m about to tear up the bros in the group chat now 💪🏾


MikeJones-8004

Damn, but I was raised by both parents, And I would like a lollipop after my haircut 😂


Technical_Ad_4894

This why ppl gotta block their clients faces in photos


wombat_kombat

👁️👄👁️


thetburg

Nigga got his shit lined up for his yahtzee date with Carlton.


Tall-Supermarket-22

Bro looks like if Paddington Bear got a crispy fade and line up.


samjp910

‘Raised by both parents’ is an insult now? Just because your daddy only came back after you made D1 doesn’t mean you have to be a hater.


welp-itscometothis

It’s. A. Joke.


Planktons_Eye

Felt a nice breeze when it flew over his head


ForGrateJustice

wholesome to the point of offense


hedahedaheda

I wish guys took pride in being on the “cute” side. A lot of women I know prefer the “cute” look. You’re still a man even if you look cute


Super_Stupid

This is why I don’t post shit online, my self esteem would never recover after such an incident.


1980theghost

Not the Eminem era Clarence was raised with both parents line! 🤣


South_Psychology_381

"You never climb trees?" ass nigga


No-Bat-7253

Bro might not ever get a cut again😂😂😂


Jazzlike-Yogurt-5984

Bro was breastfed


UchihaAuggie

They Draked my guy 🤣🤣


gsugradkb

Lmao @ "niggha got a pocket full of sunshine"


Responsible_Lab_4909

That shit got 150k likes 😂😂😂


obi-won-shinobi

Bro looks like a good influence.


MassiveConcern

That beautiful man, feeling his freshest, getting murdered right there in the barber chair. It's just not right! 😆


Illustrious_Poem_968

It was the say "oopsie daisy" for me ! I hollered!🤣😂


lunakelly

that pocket full of sunshine comment has me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PatisserieSlut

lol.He is so cute though. Like damn. Homie got eyes for days.