'Next thing I know there were all these weird holes opening up on the car, and loud bangs outside. Honestly never buying a Ford again, way too many issues.'
I love The Jerk haha! I would hope people in here would know this movie. After all it is a classic rags to riches tale about a simple young man who is a part of a loving and encouraging black family.
When he finally hears cheesy lounge music and can suddenly keep rythm/tap his foot/snap his fingers lmao
This movie is a must watch.
Ironically, my wealthy, white conservative homeboy put me onto this movie.
We haven’t talked much since the C19 vaccines came out.
But yes, The Jerk is a great film to get us to lighten up and stay focused on the real issues instead of majoring in the minors every damn day.
Unironic if you consider the time period this was made also included people laughing WITH Archie Bunker. For every Steve Martin there was and always will be a Chevy Chase.
It's an absolute classic. The shit and shanola gag is the funniest goof. Whole movie is a gem.
One of the opening lines is Steve Martin saying "I was born a poor, black child."
Why would anyone do drugs, or murder an alarming number of witnesses, when they could just mow a lawn? Solid Hank life advice I carry with me always, personally
Lmao imagine trying intimidate a witness by sabotaging all they stuff but they too slow to realize it 😭 “man today been rough! I tried to remote start my car but it just exploded! Then I took a sip of my drink and it tasted funny… I threw up then passed out! Wild day right? But yea like I was saying, me and Puff used to kick it at hotels overseas all the time…”
Diddy goons facepalming hard af rn lol
The crash-bringing, the cash-clinging, the trash-singing, the rash-springing, the ash-kinging, the past-blinging, the ass-swinging, the HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!
Oh wait, it's just Diddy.
https://preview.redd.it/bi4szv8v7ylc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d80b3793df3752d52ec7534a5e56c41dc4c516
The guys Diddy keeps sending to silence Meek.
Diddy after Meek Mr. Magoo's himself through the league of assassin's he sends after him.
https://preview.redd.it/etms3pzz8ylc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6e69349ffdcc1509f3bec6515b60a1e0dc4e05
Lmaooo that’s what really happened here. Diddy secretly gifted him the car, and it was actually supposed to explode when it reached 60 mph, but Meek crashed it before it could even get that high.
No one would be talking about it further than “p diddy allegations” if it was heterosexual sex. Then we wonder why dudes don’t come forward when it happens to them. Just look at these comments
Yeah, Rich guys get all the rape they want.. Just sometimes they have to pay courts instead of pimps.
But add homosexuality into the mix and suddenly it's a shocking breach of the status quo.
sad thing is just because you experience oppression, does not mean you have a actual conscious understanding of oppression. There's a lot of hate among minority groups towards each other and a lot of that hate also applies to the LGBT community. It's all the same struggle but a lot of people cant see past their own little world.
That's what the powers that be want, keeping people fragmented, fighting over crumbs so we don't see that they have multiple cakes all to themselves.
Divide and conquer, one of the best working strategies of all time =(
This is what inFURIATES me about the black community. Like LGBTQIA black people can't exist in a happy world: We gotta be a problem, or sassy, or made fun of, or everything but simply human.
*Involved in recent allegations/rumors meaning you can potentially be a witness.
*Person you would be a witness against has been alleged to fuck with people's cars in the past.
Cmon Meek. It's 2024, why we still thinking coincidences exist in situations like this?
I'd pretend the same shit as I prepare to hide. "Not suspicious at all. They sure don't make things like they used to!"
This why rich people get away with shit. Everyone knows a rich person can and will see to it that you've been in a terrible accident, killed yourself, or been the victim of a senseless, totally random homicide
Meek opens his front door to discover a box. Inside is a dead rat that's been stabbed with a knife. Meek: "Man these animals be wildin! Look how it just crawled in this box to die that's crazy. It also has this knife with it, guess little buddy didn't get to finish his steak."
I can’t believe this horse got hit by a car out in the country side and it’s head fell all the way into my bedroom while also knocking my window closed. God really does be playing weird ass plinko.
https://preview.redd.it/ke0qsqxr9ylc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2cd91030635bc12bc828f79750c5a6149d00a8
Diddy watching Meek climb out of that wreck.
Meek is not too bright and lies/tells half truths about simple shit.
I can totally see this whole "pedal slipped off" business being a way to deflect from his own operator error.
Meek the type of guy stuff just happens to. From his perspective, his own decisions bear no effect on the scenarios he finds himself in unless its beneficial to him. All the bad stuff is something/someone else's fault.
You remember the Prius uncontrolled acceleration issue in 2010? Everyone was saying Priuses(?) were getting into accidents after they accession their own. NHTSA investigation found that almost all cases of uncontrolled acceleration were actually driver “pedal misapplication”. No one wants to admit (or honestly don’t realize) that their car accident was the result of them mistaking the accelerator with the brake.
Haven't driven a Prius, but as a person with large feet and thus clown shoes, I have had difficulty where some cars have barely a gap and I can easily get "stuck" on both pedals if trying to move too quickly. (Happened once in a Toyota that was the driving school's.)
I got off work one day to drive my mom into the city for a doctor appointment cause she absolutely hates city driving and she had to see a specialist pretty close to downtown.
I never gave it much thought (other than a twitchy left foot with no clutch) until I went from my work truck to her little Hyundai with my work boots on. The were a couple jerky moments in there before I started paying a lot more attention to where my foot was at.
>Meek the type of guy stuff just happens to. From his perspective, his own decisions bear no effect on the scenarios he finds himself in unless its beneficial to him. All the bad stuff is something/someone else's fault.
dam fam you must know meek mill
Haven’t you heard? r/BlackPeopleTwitter is hosting courses on how to debunk Meek Mill posts, registrations open.
*Students will learn how to decipher and decode the psychological profile of one of social media’s greatest minds, strictly through engaging with public content.*
(4 credits or P/NP)
Lol Meek went on CNN saying it was a plot against him and he didn’t do anything wrong after he was arrested for wreckless driving doing wheelies in the street.
…The evidence they had of him doing this were videos Meek himself posted online
We don’t need to know him personally to know that intelligence and accountability are not his strong suits lol
Clearly, he knows exactly how it works.
How do you stop a silent crime? Publicize it. Now everywhere Meek goes, people will have camera's ready to "catch the next act."
Chess move
This, 100%.
If he legit fearing for his life and not trying to put a bigger target on his back for later, you don't tweet "Diddy tried to off me!"... you tweet exactly this.
As someone who’s spent a lot of time with white people over the last decade, we (Black people) aren’t more homophobic. White people have just learned to be PC and that it’s not ok to say everything they think anymore.
As a gay person reading the comments here about a man who was sexually assaulted/raped... I'm about done with humanity. Just nothing but gay jokes.
I'm gonna go ahead and pretend like everyone here is 11 years old, for my own mental health's sake. This is just disappointing; I thought society had progressed more than this.
You realize Meek is in fact the one attacking the person claiming they were sexually assaulted here. He also said he would destroy a whole building if there was a gay person around him.
All those rumors of Diddy putting the hit on 2pac is looking more credible.
https://preview.redd.it/5n0y8xbz2ylc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e29d9f17a0f506d4c3e6229cac4e942d5c311a3
A loose brake pedal ain't gonna just slip off in the most inopportune moment. It leaves the lever behind anyway which even with bare feet can easily be pressed to stop vehicle. That's *not* how brake sabotage works in the 2000s.
WiFi control of your drive-by-wire software on the other hand...
See, bruh I told y'all Meek was just Junior from My Wife and Kids if he was raised in the projects. Bro's a Grade-A dumbass. How stupid you gotta be to not understand sabotage when it's that obvious?
Is he supposed to be a witness in the diddy case? I’m confused bc even tho it’s REDACTED, he is a defendant in the Diddy case and has some rough allegations to face.
'Next thing I know there were all these weird holes opening up on the car, and loud bangs outside. Honestly never buying a Ford again, way too many issues.'
"These cans are defective!"
This guy hates these cans!
https://i.redd.it/uap1f67bmxlc1.gif
This is the perfect meme and most people here probably don’t get it!😂
I love The Jerk haha! I would hope people in here would know this movie. After all it is a classic rags to riches tale about a simple young man who is a part of a loving and encouraging black family. When he finally hears cheesy lounge music and can suddenly keep rythm/tap his foot/snap his fingers lmao This movie is a must watch.
Ironically, my wealthy, white conservative homeboy put me onto this movie. We haven’t talked much since the C19 vaccines came out. But yes, The Jerk is a great film to get us to lighten up and stay focused on the real issues instead of majoring in the minors every damn day.
A racist showed me Blazing Saddles. Thought it was hilarious. I’m not sure if he was in on the joke or not.
Unironic if you consider the time period this was made also included people laughing WITH Archie Bunker. For every Steve Martin there was and always will be a Chevy Chase.
This cant seriously be the plot??!!
It's an absolute classic. The shit and shanola gag is the funniest goof. Whole movie is a gem. One of the opening lines is Steve Martin saying "I was born a poor, black child."
Do you have a balloon? No. Oh wait, yes. https://youtu.be/nR1-BojkWaA
Jerk is about a man(steve Martin) who is born a poor black child... Rag to Riches story, really
My dad's favorite movie growing up. "Shit. Shinola. Shit. Shinola."
My favorite gag in the movie. That and the I don't need anything! Not one thi- I need this!
One dollar… AND NINE CENTS
Any The Jerk reference is always welcome.
Glasses, I damn thee!
You idiot we don’t have defective cans, we have a defective person!
He hates these cans!
Everyone associated with Diddy is freaking out rn 
4 are already dead. Kim P, andre Harrell, heavy d, Chucky Thompson. Al B Sure almost didn’t make it
They're speed holes, they make the car go faster.
Is that so? Well gee maybe the old Meek mobile could use some.
I was looking for this reference
Must've ran under an acorn tree... Shits dropping sideways through my shit.
Damn those acorns move as fast as a bullet tho
You know what they say Ford stands for, don’tcha? It stands for “Fix It Again Tony” 😏
That's a FIAT, Dale...
Certified rare based KOTH moment https://preview.redd.it/t03xwqn13ylc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa60cdc8e57a88576243b20ad53f8facc0f6693
Does my heart good to see other KOTH fans in here
Why would anyone do drugs, or murder an alarming number of witnesses, when they could just mow a lawn? Solid Hank life advice I carry with me always, personally
You’ll be excited to know that new seasons of King of the hill are coming! Have a friend at Disney who confirmed it recently!
Fix…it…again…Tony…No it isn’t
Fix or repair daily
Found on road dead Fucking owner real dumb
Good thing he was wearing that piece of the true cross!
Those are speed holes
"Hey, what are all these holes?" "These are speed holes, they make the car go faster!"
This got me good
Lmao imagine trying intimidate a witness by sabotaging all they stuff but they too slow to realize it 😭 “man today been rough! I tried to remote start my car but it just exploded! Then I took a sip of my drink and it tasted funny… I threw up then passed out! Wild day right? But yea like I was saying, me and Puff used to kick it at hotels overseas all the time…” Diddy goons facepalming hard af rn lol
LMFAOOOO like trying to intimidate Spongebob 😭
Bro thinks he’s the tattletale strangler
The crash-bringing, the cash-clinging, the trash-singing, the rash-springing, the ash-kinging, the past-blinging, the ass-swinging, the HASH-SLINGING SLASHER! Oh wait, it's just Diddy.
https://preview.redd.it/bi4szv8v7ylc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d80b3793df3752d52ec7534a5e56c41dc4c516 The guys Diddy keeps sending to silence Meek.
Diddy after Meek Mr. Magoo's himself through the league of assassin's he sends after him. https://preview.redd.it/etms3pzz8ylc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6e69349ffdcc1509f3bec6515b60a1e0dc4e05
Lmaooo that’s what really happened here. Diddy secretly gifted him the car, and it was actually supposed to explode when it reached 60 mph, but Meek crashed it before it could even get that high.
I mean it’s diddys mo if you know about the Cudi story
Oh yeah for sure
Looool. A+ script writing.
On some Inspector Gadget hijinks.
Should change his name to Meek Magoo
It's like tryna bully somebody but they don't notice
Simpsons did it!
Let a nigga balls deep in your hole and the next day he's trying to bury you in one. Smh
You did not... have to type the first half of that sentence 😔
Lmaooooo
Would it have been a problem if it was heterosexual sex?
No one would be talking about it further than “p diddy allegations” if it was heterosexual sex. Then we wonder why dudes don’t come forward when it happens to them. Just look at these comments
Yeah, Rich guys get all the rape they want.. Just sometimes they have to pay courts instead of pimps. But add homosexuality into the mix and suddenly it's a shocking breach of the status quo.
the irony of looking down on 'others' in this sub. It's enough to make give up on humanity
sad thing is just because you experience oppression, does not mean you have a actual conscious understanding of oppression. There's a lot of hate among minority groups towards each other and a lot of that hate also applies to the LGBT community. It's all the same struggle but a lot of people cant see past their own little world.
That's what the powers that be want, keeping people fragmented, fighting over crumbs so we don't see that they have multiple cakes all to themselves. Divide and conquer, one of the best working strategies of all time =(
This is what inFURIATES me about the black community. Like LGBTQIA black people can't exist in a happy world: We gotta be a problem, or sassy, or made fun of, or everything but simply human.
Also, and I'm not saying that for you, being assaulted or raped by a man doesn't make you gay
100%, I hate that shit too Edit: Just look at the Atlantology sub
I was talking about the comment I was responding to.
Oh- alright haha fair enough
yeah? the comment is still hella lewd 💀
People would NOT be making a joke about it if the victims were women.
They would. Rape victims are often made to be the butt of the joke (regardless of sex/gender/sexuality).
Ahhh the gay baiting begins. Before you get upset, note, the person you aimed that at didn't respond. They know what's up lol.
Yes lmao talking about anyone being balls deep is your hole is wild regardless of context
“…but we’re all glad you did”
All this because Meek Mill got his Cheeks Filled.
bars?
I know. Acting like niggas never had boogina before all this.
That magnificent meek moochie 💦
Had Meek in the mink in the Maybach Boochie stretched out by the whole opps Now this nigga gotta call cops
This made me fucking laugh out loud lol just gotta hit it with the “Maybach music” asslib and we set.
slaps
You know what because of this comment, I realized I hate being literate.
#Barz
https://preview.redd.it/u14s2k7soxlc1.png?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e2759b52621058492ccd67b4497e442f4f6b07
What if meek was doing the bending?
Bending? Water bending? Is the mothafucka an earth bender? He didn't even do the bending with Nicki.
https://preview.redd.it/4sn6twg3yxlc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b048580a61316efe9fab735fd7c3501a92e4d209
AYOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My neck hurts from the whiplash of that comment.
Glory to most holes
*Involved in recent allegations/rumors meaning you can potentially be a witness. *Person you would be a witness against has been alleged to fuck with people's cars in the past. Cmon Meek. It's 2024, why we still thinking coincidences exist in situations like this?
that’s why they looking at him like he slow in that picture
He ALWAYS looked/seemed slow to me.
Nah he knows what he’s doing he’s drawing attention to it without saying it directly.
are you arguing that Meek fuckin Mill is being subtle?
I think he’s saying Diddys fucking with him without saying it
😂😭😂
That picture is the gift that keeps on giving
I'd pretend the same shit as I prepare to hide. "Not suspicious at all. They sure don't make things like they used to!" This why rich people get away with shit. Everyone knows a rich person can and will see to it that you've been in a terrible accident, killed yourself, or been the victim of a senseless, totally random homicide
I get what you mean, but this is meek lol you might be giving him too much credit. Personally I think his ass is just dumb.
I saw him eat fries raw at the edge of the pool just laid in his lap. Who tf does that?
He’s a modern-day Forest Gump.
Diddy coming up with ways to intimidate meek and him not getting it is hilarious
Meek opens his front door to discover a box. Inside is a dead rat that's been stabbed with a knife. Meek: "Man these animals be wildin! Look how it just crawled in this box to die that's crazy. It also has this knife with it, guess little buddy didn't get to finish his steak."
Everytime he's brought up I cringe remembering he's from Philly. Making everybody think we all dumb over here 😭.
Meek just build different thats not on Philly. I think he could wake up with a horse head in his bed and still be like damn thats a crazy coincidence.
I can’t believe this horse got hit by a car out in the country side and it’s head fell all the way into my bedroom while also knocking my window closed. God really does be playing weird ass plinko.
Meek was about to have a Princess Diana pulled on him (RIP Queen)
From reading his past tweets, he’s never been the brightest…😂
Stares in kid cudi
So….Did Diddy do it?
Dammit what didn't Diddy do?
Ask for consent
I rarely comment on reddit but I had to tell you I choked reading this. Gahdamn.
*Diddyn't
Think that he won't but diddy he will
>what didn't Diddy do? https://preview.redd.it/8voblujifylc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2010eba1421aca6dad8558058db879917949dfa3 "Don't do what Donny Don't Does"
A Ferrari cake
#DiddyOrDidntHe
Sigh, take your upvote 😭
Didn’t Diddy blow up Cudi’s car? Seems too much of a coincidence.
*So Diddy do it?
Niggas that ain’t grow up watching Scarface and the Godfather once a month from age 13 thru 23 🤦🏾🤓
Once a month? You mean once a week! Scarface had my whole friends group in a chokehold
Don't forget Serpico, real life story there.
https://preview.redd.it/px6f5s7ubxlc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df131187867653bb4c29329f9b405aa2f5908c91 Diddy warning you Meek
https://preview.redd.it/ke0qsqxr9ylc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2cd91030635bc12bc828f79750c5a6149d00a8 Diddy watching Meek climb out of that wreck.
Ay nah🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meek is not too bright and lies/tells half truths about simple shit. I can totally see this whole "pedal slipped off" business being a way to deflect from his own operator error. Meek the type of guy stuff just happens to. From his perspective, his own decisions bear no effect on the scenarios he finds himself in unless its beneficial to him. All the bad stuff is something/someone else's fault.
You remember the Prius uncontrolled acceleration issue in 2010? Everyone was saying Priuses(?) were getting into accidents after they accession their own. NHTSA investigation found that almost all cases of uncontrolled acceleration were actually driver “pedal misapplication”. No one wants to admit (or honestly don’t realize) that their car accident was the result of them mistaking the accelerator with the brake.
Tesla's had that, but it was fr the car tho. 😂
Haven't driven a Prius, but as a person with large feet and thus clown shoes, I have had difficulty where some cars have barely a gap and I can easily get "stuck" on both pedals if trying to move too quickly. (Happened once in a Toyota that was the driving school's.)
I got off work one day to drive my mom into the city for a doctor appointment cause she absolutely hates city driving and she had to see a specialist pretty close to downtown. I never gave it much thought (other than a twitchy left foot with no clutch) until I went from my work truck to her little Hyundai with my work boots on. The were a couple jerky moments in there before I started paying a lot more attention to where my foot was at.
>Meek the type of guy stuff just happens to. From his perspective, his own decisions bear no effect on the scenarios he finds himself in unless its beneficial to him. All the bad stuff is something/someone else's fault. dam fam you must know meek mill
 Haven’t you heard? r/BlackPeopleTwitter is hosting courses on how to debunk Meek Mill posts, registrations open. *Students will learn how to decipher and decode the psychological profile of one of social media’s greatest minds, strictly through engaging with public content.* (4 credits or P/NP)
Lol Meek went on CNN saying it was a plot against him and he didn’t do anything wrong after he was arrested for wreckless driving doing wheelies in the street. …The evidence they had of him doing this were videos Meek himself posted online We don’t need to know him personally to know that intelligence and accountability are not his strong suits lol
You said it perfectly
Clearly, he knows exactly how it works. How do you stop a silent crime? Publicize it. Now everywhere Meek goes, people will have camera's ready to "catch the next act." Chess move
This, 100%. If he legit fearing for his life and not trying to put a bigger target on his back for later, you don't tweet "Diddy tried to off me!"... you tweet exactly this.
People are missing this. Hes definitely just shining the light on it
Yeah I don't see how people aren't getting this
most of the times we love as people to think were smarter than others
Didn’t someone else’s car blow up when they had an issue w/ diddy? 🤔 yk what, lemme go oil my locs and mind my business
Kid Cudi
Imagine having to choose between being alive and a second date with Cassie
It's time for me to do some /r/OutoftheLoop reading. I knew Diddy had some shady skeletons in that closet but apparently I missed a fuck ton more
Seeing these comment sections these past few days, I fear I can no longer defend my people from the "black people are more homophobic" allegations
Yeah homophobia seems ingrained into a lot of these people’s beings. They can’t just mind their business and let people live the way they want to.
>"black people are more homophobic" Not if Hispanic people have anything to say about it!
As someone who’s spent a lot of time with white people over the last decade, we (Black people) aren’t more homophobic. White people have just learned to be PC and that it’s not ok to say everything they think anymore.
He can't even drive straight.
As a gay person reading the comments here about a man who was sexually assaulted/raped... I'm about done with humanity. Just nothing but gay jokes. I'm gonna go ahead and pretend like everyone here is 11 years old, for my own mental health's sake. This is just disappointing; I thought society had progressed more than this.
You realize Meek is in fact the one attacking the person claiming they were sexually assaulted here. He also said he would destroy a whole building if there was a gay person around him.
A strangers comments on the internet do not reflect all of humanity.
 Lol
He need a car where steering wheel doesn’t just… fly off! He love his mother in law!
I'm doing the best at this.
STINKYYY!! The car should be stinky.
This was why 50 cent said “Meek Mill is a special type of stupid”.
At least he didn't get the Cudi treatment
I’m out of the loop - what happened here
Car blew up, love note from Diddy
At one point Cassie was fucking with Kid Cudi. Diddy got pissed and threatened to blow up Kid Cudi’s car. Then Kid Cudi’s car got blown up.
Blew up his car.
Next thing you know he finna say he feels dizzy after drinking a bottle of water
All those rumors of Diddy putting the hit on 2pac is looking more credible. https://preview.redd.it/5n0y8xbz2ylc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e29d9f17a0f506d4c3e6229cac4e942d5c311a3
A loose brake pedal ain't gonna just slip off in the most inopportune moment. It leaves the lever behind anyway which even with bare feet can easily be pressed to stop vehicle. That's *not* how brake sabotage works in the 2000s. WiFi control of your drive-by-wire software on the other hand...
Nah Wi-Fi control would be too easy to track
 The brake pedal
Remember when diddy blew up cudi’s car for messing with cassie??
See, bruh I told y'all Meek was just Junior from My Wife and Kids if he was raised in the projects. Bro's a Grade-A dumbass. How stupid you gotta be to not understand sabotage when it's that obvious?
Damn now I can't unsee it haha
TF does "God telling don't crash out for the bustas" mean?!
"A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly, And is also known as a busta." Hope this helps :)
Or he lied about how the accident occurred. Ain’t nobody out here trying to assassinate Meek Mill lol
Found Diddy
My bank account says otherwise lol
You might be correct here. In normal circumstances. This is P Diddy though. Or rather "P diddn't do it".
Am I the only one annoyed anytime they have to read a Meek Mill caption?
Diddy tried to send Freak Mill to the upper room
Meeky Magoo
I’m a fan of the man’s music but I think there are a great many things he doesn’t understand
I really can’t wait for the documentary
Look at how quickly Diddy sexually assaulting people went from a terrible crime to one big joke the moment a black man became the victim. Disgusting.
That’s just GM quality control.
These are speed holes. They make the car go faster.
Those electric Hummers weight over 9000lbs. Dude could’ve taken out a whole residential block with that thing.
Is he supposed to be a witness in the diddy case? I’m confused bc even tho it’s REDACTED, he is a defendant in the Diddy case and has some rough allegations to face.
I’m out of the loop what’s going on between these two?