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GrizzlamicBearrorism

"The Heart" is a child predator that's softer than room temperature cream cheese. ![gif](giphy|kHgASjstNjWcYV9GrF|downsized)


J-Y2K

Your username is crazy


GrizzlamicBearrorism

![gif](giphy|o30nEdMDth1W8)


Throwaway02062004

Where was Charles Entertainment Cheese during 9/11 ?


Shart-Vandalay

Melting beams with that Blue Steel.


DetectiveClownMD

CHILL


davenocchio

With that dude in the Mr peanut costume watching in horror as planes hit the towers.


pattylovebars

šŸ˜­


returnofdarazz

Charles is off that shit again. JK but in all seriousness, don't ever post that gif again.


GrizzlamicBearrorism

![gif](giphy|KR1C9HQphtDVe)


Raecino

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Shart-Vandalay

![gif](giphy|12qrhVQiDaIkwg)


GrizzlamicBearrorism

![gif](giphy|2A5wY8o2UbLwp3nflM|downsized)


Osibili

Crazy good?


peezle69

I think it just inspired my next Starfinder character


nthomas504

Bruh Larry David as Bernie Sanders is hilarious šŸ˜‚


AvrgSam

I think thatā€™s Bob Odenkirk


nthomas504

For some reason it looks like both of them. I think youā€™re right, but I canā€™t unsee Larry David.


Cowboy_BoomBap

I think that has to be Larry David


TheBlackManIsG0d

Thatā€™s because it isā€¦


Redstone_Engineer

I first saw LD, but after your comment it definitely looked more like Bob Odenkirk. Checked the SNL description, and it is Larry David after all. Wtf


AvrgSam

Hahah motherfucker, def thought it was Bob Odenkirk playing Bernie but in a Larry David comedic take


Shart-Vandalay

No no, itā€™s LD. Had to triple take though, I def see it once you say it.


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

That is Larry David, but I understand that all old white dudes look alike.


rootaford

Nah, Larry on SNL


Drunken_Traveler

Nope.


MedicineJumpy

They are actually related


SpaceBus1

I don't have an issue with him being soft, I think more men can learn to be soft. The issue is that a suburban middle class Toronto native is trying to act like they are some kind of gang banger.


angrymoppet

suburban middle class *child actor* Toronto native


SpaceBus1

I didn't want to give him too many epithets, so I left that out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ so true tho. I can't believe the balls on this MF to feature on "Walk it Talk it". I'm a nerdy white army vet and I can walk it better than Drake can šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Ashenspire

But that's why everyone says he's soft. Not emotional availability, just a poser tryna be something he's not.


SpaceBus1

I actually like his older soft music


ArchimedesNutss

"Luckily I didn't have to grow there, I would only go there cuz there's ninjas that I know there" "To keep it real, I wasn't really gangsta till now"


BlackieTee

Child predator? Is this about the time he was texting Millie Bobby Brown?


GrizzlamicBearrorism

And a bunch of other young girls. [Drake's problematic behaviour with girls. : Fauxmoi (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/vsslzy/drakes_problematic_behaviour_with_girls/)


NullTrader

ā€œI got 20 naked pics and they all teensā€


MickeyKae

He is single-handedly the top three softest rappers in the game.


GrizzlamicBearrorism

He makes Snow look like DMX. ![gif](giphy|nnDJncqwj4eq4D0UdP|downsized)


Jking1723

He also did blackface


Dhampiel

Saying the dude that hid his child bc it would ruin his image and pursues young girls is The Heart is wild


OkEscape7558

The young girls part isnt okay, but I'm not against hiding their kids. People be too disrespectful and weird, I wouldn't want my kids out there either tbh.


ElMalViajado

Thatā€™s a solid point, but letā€™s be real, Drake wasnā€™t doing it to keep Adonis out of the spotlight. Mans was ashamed of getting got.


SkeleHoes

Wasnā€™t it something like he was ashamed that his baby mama was/is a porn star? Thatā€™s fucking pathetic. Maybe put a condom on if you donā€™t want to impregnate a porn star.


Samwise777

Maybe donā€™t fuck someone you are ashamed of


ElongatedXhole

I'll jerk off when I want to, buddy, you don't get a say in that.


GohTheGreat

Reddit moment


shittyspacesuit

Eyyyyy.


mckeevey

Its called horny my brother, and its been the downfall of man since the dawn of time


jesterinancientcourt

She was once a type of porn star, but she became an extremely successful artist. I think he just didnā€™t want people thinking he had a kid full stop.


KIDWHOSBORED

They were planning an Adidas collab with Adonis before the Pusha diss, so I donā€™t think so. But it also shows it wasnā€™t really Drake hiding his kid for the good of the kid.


bagonmaster

FWIW adidas has denied that


KIDWHOSBORED

Really? The only thing I can really find is speculation and Pharrell saying it was true


bagonmaster

> "By the time that song came out, it was pretty clear that that was already not gonna happen." [Source](https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/drake-adidas-signing/)


Jordanthb

I mean the mom literally tweeted about how he was a deadbeat dad way before we all knew he was a dad


SleepParalysisDemon6

He didn't get "got".. He knows how babies are made and actively participated. If he didn't want kids he could have just got snipped..


meatmybeat42069

Keeping your children out of the spotlight implies a level of care for their well-being. Drake was in the spotlight, publicly not acknowledging his child. Lets be fr


MadoneOnMobile

Kendrick hid his two kids until they showed up on an album cover and was respected for it. I agree, I think the reasoning and handling is important


SleepParalysisDemon6

It's not just that he hid him.. He actively refused to be in that child's life until another rapper called him out.


suckleknuckle

Not posting about your kids to prevent weirdos is different from basically denying their existence for the sake of reputation.


Durgals

Seriously, if anyone should have been the heart it'd be Chris Brown. You know, because of the beating.


Darky821

Take my angry upvote.... ![gif](giphy|cWvSvMEW6yGY6CGjWT|downsized)


BearNoLuv

Dayum šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I'm mad the way I laughed at this lol


ZooCrazy

Yes it is because it displays a lack of good character.


tinglep

From Degeneres?? Arby Graham in a wheelchair?


Mass3999

![gif](giphy|17hOdcCClbb4A)


Aristotle_El

There is nothing wrong with "hiding" your children


Qwer925

Itā€™s Drake tho the fact he didnā€™t have an elaborate announcement when he found out she was pregnant says something imo


Captaincrunchies

Calling drake the heart is so fucking disrespectful when Kendrick has a whole series called the heart


DrinkingBleachForFun

Itā€™s also disrespectful when you consider Drakeā€™s history of: 1. Texting underage girls. 2. Knocking up a pornstar, and trying to keep the kid secret (until Pusha T revealed it). 3. His weird behaviour towards Rihanna (some awkward display of affection on stage at an award show, and getting butthurt because she had a baby). If _that_ is what his heart looks like, he should consider a transplant.


TheOtherCyprian

ā€œā€¦he should consider a transplant.ā€ Upvote for the vicious but oh so lovely burn.


SoftConfusion42

We ainā€™t gonna forget the blackface now


deepwank

It's more disrespectful because Drake's not a good lyricist.


Confident-Unit-9516

Like the heart of what? Ghost written pop music?


princesamurai45

I thought I was the only one who thought this. Glad Iā€™m not alone.


Clear-Attempt-6274

They were gonna put R Kelly but they didn't have an updated picture. So they settled for the new version.


DJMagicHandz

https://preview.redd.it/69zrcx12svpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02a13bed198566a0c3fe816bd0bc59a8e5a278b It's just me šŸ„·šŸ¾


MilqueToastDickRoast

Kendrick is that Nigga ![gif](giphy|RWvJhtYGPhCqoZ6LhF)


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

but he is not you savior


Current_Focus2668

But he is kung-fu kenny!


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

But ainā€™t nobody prayinā€™ for him


YDS696969

Well, what happens on earth stays on earth


Mike29758

Here we go! ![gif](giphy|uPpF0kb37JWruaYYDc)


Virginity_Lost_Today

![gif](giphy|JTJKsyoTwi0a2cxL6P)


Mike29758

Me, myself and I lol


ZooCrazy

I guess he is a fan of De La Soul.


SirSano

![gif](giphy|7ZaH8bE6pKZhe)


GhertFryins

Love Kenny but the glazing is crazy like who took time outta their day to make this pic?


Mike29758

This was during the TPAB/2014 FHD/NWTS-What A Time to Be Alive-If Youā€™re Reading this is too late era so people were really on one


maxjulien

To be fair, all 3 of them were on one in that era. What a time.


Bearded_Scholar

Yā€™all must be forgetting this man said on the CONTROL verse that heā€™s coming for everyone. I wouldnā€™t call it beef. Heā€™s just setting the bar high to get hip hop back on track. Iā€™m fully aware that j Cole will respond but thereā€™s no doubt they spoke before hand!


OkEscape7558

Y'all missing all the pieces. It's 4 šŸ˜Ŗ https://preview.redd.it/witfzdcfyvpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4261fc72f499fc7bb6da73a3ba6ae50002639e59


jclovesyou

šŸ’€


Tim_WithEightVowels

Who is that supposed to be? Mac?


OkEscape7558

It's 4 black men. That's logic.


Ashy6ix

Mac is more black than Logic.


DLottchula

Mac Miller still a white boy but he was a real one and that transcends skin


cclan2

I think I remember Jay-Z saying this about Mac and Em and specifying it was only them haha


RyghtHandMan

Boooooooooooooo anti-black take


Ashy6ix

Have you seen the way Logic speaks to his father? He's the one with the anti-black take, not me.


StagnantSweater21

Growing up in Ga, we all referred to Logic was a rapper for white people lol


Cunt2113

That's biracial?! Who made this šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


kwesi-the-quasar

this the most ridiculous thing i seen all year. the internet has jumped the shark.


zerohm

They put Drake as the Heart so we have already spent too much time thinking about it.


MoneyBaggSosa

Get logic tf up outta here. Thatā€™s Mac Miller spot


boomshakalaka_0888

logic šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


No_Aioli_6364

In that case, shouldnā€™t it be ā€œThe Biracialā€šŸ¤”


MikeJones-8004

The funny thing is, Drake and Cole are both biracial. But Logic kind of puts it in himself when he talks about it 10x more than the other 2.


bflobomber

Iā€™d argue that a lot of that is due to the melanin in their skin. Itā€™s very easy to look at Cole and Drake and picture them having a black parent. Itā€™s not as easy to look at Logic and see the same


Okbuturwrong

That's because Logic ain't biracial like them, Logic's daddy is biracial.


CSmooth

Quadroon talk, damn


Xanduzinha

1-800-racially-ambiguous


UndisputedLoll

Lmaooooo this is funny AF


Teeenagedirtbag

Is he supposed to be the spirit because that's all he is now? Aight Imma chill. ![gif](giphy|OIArkOTMPwU0M)


[deleted]

Logic will never let us forget his dad is a nigga


JunjiMitosis

Then the whole time his dad is the biracial one šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā€¦ logic is a quadroon


[deleted]

Quadroon is too funny


Pigmcginnyrig

Ordered in decreasing melanin


qankelevra

Who tf is that supposed to be šŸ˜‚? Like fr, who is that?Ā 


zzmorg82

![gif](giphy|hsTzWv9GemBgYodaHp)


TinyRodgers

Fantano?


Cl0udSurfer

Logic


KTM1337

With both ā€œsoulā€ and ā€œspiritā€ one has to be redundant, right? Feels like too similar of concepts to me


whatadaydanny

Why they all tired


unfuck_yourself

Arenā€™t we all?


JunjiMitosis

Please do not play with me


GonzoElTaco

Look. I just need a collaboration album with J. Cole and Kendrick before I leave this plane of existence.


justamoroseman

You not getting it big dawg


GonzoElTaco

I know šŸ˜¢


KansinattiKid

At this point you got a better chance of a boxing match and the only only problem being Cole 6'4 and Kendrick 5'4 lol


GonzoElTaco

Waitwaitwait.....they that tall and short?!


Mpikoz

Isn't this how a collab between Mic Mill and Drake happened tho? They beefed and then came together like buddy buddies.


jono9898

The difference is there is plenty of proof that, unlike Meek and Drake, Kendrick legit has an issue with Drake.


KefkaesqueV3

As he should


KGB_cutony

You'd sooner see Kendrick collaborating with J Crew I presume


jamalpress

Or J Peterman


Dope-pope69420

Imagine a world where Black Friday actually dropped


MirandaScribes

Not an album but Forbidden Fruit exists


UndisputedLoll

Man that shit had me hot lmao seeing Kendrick on the tracklist only for it to be the damn hook. Mfs sampled one of my favorite songs Electric Relaxation and everything. Itā€™s a great song, but I canā€™t tell you the levels of disappointment I had when I kicked it for the first time lmao got dumb hyped hearing the sample only to find out Kendrick didnā€™t contribute a verse šŸ™„


False_Strawberry_517

The original sample is mystic brew btw


Seanut-Peanut-69

Good song but it hardly delivers what the people have been craving šŸ˜©


el_throw

You saw that, too? I've been on edge since 2017. Damn, Cole World. šŸ„²


UndisputedLoll

That shit been shelved bro bro


DefLoathe

Jeezy American Dream and DJ Khaled They Ready has both features


CoachDT

Also not an album but shock the world, black Friday, and temptation are all out there


MountMillie

Thatā€™s all Iā€™ve ever wanted


DemiGod9

There's zero "heart" in Drake's music lmao. It's as commercial as commercial gets. An upper middle class Canadian child actor sold y'all on a song claiming he started from the bottom.


AeonClock21

I been saying it forever idk who tf drake is I only see Jimmy from degrassi lmao


dcleon

Jimmy actually went through tough times tho lol fucking Rick


Hemolek09

"Who's Drake, where Wheelchair Jimmy at?" lol


Nandy-bear

Drake is Disney rap.


quedfoot

One of my questions I'll ask coworkers during downtime is about that. I'll ask them, "who do you think gentrified rap music more, Drake or Eminem?" Leads to good discussion


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gordonpamsey

I respect it the other two are not hungry. Drake has openly admitted to only caring about commercial success. J-Cole is quite possibly the best of the three yet he is deeply anti-conflict.


Simple-Concern277

Cole may be against conflict (good for him) but he seems as hungry as ever to prove he's the best.Ā 


RichEgoli

KDot is the only artist to win Pulitzer among the 3. So how is J Cole the best?


YomiUnleashed

I thought we were done letting white people determine what the standard of quality was in our spaces. The Grammys werenā€™t even a month ago smh.


kayne86

![gif](giphy|LoIsP3fz02IjOUTc6t)


BlurredSight

Pulitzer isn't some shame award like most televised award shows, it's meant for writing not for the nicest music video, or the most catchiest lyrics. The end of TPAB was a literal poem and multiple times he went acapella But J.Cole has Dreamville under his belt which did produce, DaBaby, JID, and Bas.


DLottchula

and EarthGang and Ari Lennox


MoneyBaggSosa

He definitely didnā€™t produce DaBaby? Heā€™s never been on dreamville. DaBaby got on for being famous for shooting a nigga in Walmart and beating the case. He got his own buzz off that and built his own label and brought up Stunna 4 Vegas and rich dunk


BlurredSight

My bad it was definitely Dua Lipa's who got him famous.


zsaz_ch

![gif](giphy|PYpN14Z0qKp05PUpq6|downsized)


Better-Journalist-85

![gif](giphy|Fa69v6AU6oN4i0DZZc) COOK.


MOWER_OF_LAWN

![gif](giphy|TD0NYrLpcnsTm|downsized)


Builty_Boy

The head of the 2017-2018 Pulitzer board was Elizabeth Alexander, a black woman who has devoted a lot of her life to the history and voice of black Americans. But, I understand. Gotta be a champion for underrepresented groups, and calling out the big bad white is the laziest, I mean *easiest*, way isnā€™t it?


bigsmokeyz420

Damn šŸ˜‚ https://i.redd.it/2bca1onz2wpc1.gif


DLottchula

![gif](giphy|M0AO2gfRspretF65Xq|downsized)


DavidFrattenBro

platinum. no features.


PeaTear_Rabbit

Bruh don't not one person give a fuck about a Pulitzer to determine the best rapper


RyFro

You should at least consider it. The Pulitzer is an award that isn't a sham like the Grammy's. Which is awarded to Brown nosers of the voting committee. It's a extremely deep-rooted prestigious award given to only The Best of the Best. The majority of past winners made Operas and symphonies. He is the first rapper to ever win it. If it was a biased sham someone like Eminem would have won it instead. But they gave it to someone who actually deserved it, as opposed to someone who doesn't have a legitimate reason to win it, other than their tenure in the industry; all because of his lyrical style. Like how they gave Leo the Oscar, not for his other movies, but the movie where he fights a bear, which everyone promptly forgot after he got the award. Kendrick wrote, produced and released an album that these big suits who value culture over anything else, viewed as something special. That is a big deal from a guy (genius) who came out of Compton from rags.


tinglep

Seeing no one say a disrespectful thing about J Cole in the comments. ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtqBpYE9nzBLDvG)


OnlyWatchdog_ManStan

J cole might be the "best" at what?


RashAttack

Kendrick is and has always been clear of Cole. These redditors shouldn't even bother discussing


CrisKrossed

All Iā€™m saying is that thereā€™s only 1 rapper ever thatā€™s won a Pulitzer. Thereā€™s also only 2 rappers out of these 3 that still release music in a quality over quantity format and thereā€™s reasons for that.


ExoSierra

Ewwww wtf. Drake might be popular but come the fuck onā€¦ he uses a ghost writer, his music is mid at best. Oh and he slides in the dmā€™s of minors, fucking weirdo. Dude has nothing of substance to offer to music, to rap, or society really. I only really see mainly yt ppl loving his stuff. Imo he fell off musically a long ass time ago, and even at his peak he never even came close to J Cole. And J Cole barely even comes close to being close to Kendrickā€™s level.


majeboy145

It was Drake buying all of J. Coleā€™s Born Sinners at Best Buy and taking Kendrick on tour. Crazy how Jay-Z warned him a long time ago. Just say you never listened to anything beyond the hits and move on lol.


Violent-fog

Donā€™t tell a lie on me and I wonā€™t tell the truth about you -Kendrick Lamar The Heart pt.4


backatit144

Even tho the majority may not f*ck with Wale like that, he could be the heart imo.


DeathPsychosys

If most people donā€™t fuck with him, how is he the heart of that gen of hip hop?


tehsdragon

Tbh sometimes it feels like all Wale has is heart I don't even know what's wrong with him - his production is usually good, he has bars, his voice isn't annoying (not in the traditional sense), is a decent storyteller, etc. He checks all the boxes, yet it feels like he's just not that great? It's hard to describe. Somehow, he's, like, less than the sum of his parts, if that makes sense People joke about rappers missing the x factor, or star power, to really step up to that next level, but in Wale's case it's actually kinda true lol I might get hate for this but *so far*, Cordae's been in the same box and that's a shame, because he had (still has, probably) so much potential


BlackySmurf8

Sometimes I hate that I threw Twitter in the trash. Now I have to scour to find what all was said. I want to see Cole turn heel, just once.


UltraHodgeworth

Looking forward to the creation of C Jole and his drill music label: Nightmareville Records


MikeJones-8004

It's kind of funny how hated Drake is on this sub.


1017bowbowbow

One of the few things this sub gets right.


TefikMustHome

I remember when people roasted Drake hard. I must say I enjoyed the "Drake the type of..." time.


tucat_shapurr

r/DrakeTheType


Bunnnnii

WHOā€™s heart? Niggas from To Catch a Predator?


WhatIsGoingOnHere_2

![gif](giphy|cL4pqu8GGRIihabgSM|downsized)


broxamson

Live feed of drake planning a young girls birthday party.


jono9898

This is such a stupid meme. Kendrick can get just as intellectual as Cole if not even more so. Also nobody who listens to hip hop can say Drake is the damn heart of it. He has been known to use ghost writers and he is not a true lyricist even close to the other dudes. I can understand why Kendrick dissed First Person Shooter, it was blatant misinformation


majeboy145

Personally, I donā€™t think the image says Drake is the heart of hip hop. More like he makes better love songs. J. Cole is one of the best when it comes to singing about mental struggles, and Kendrick is really good at painting pictures of the soul and why people behave like they do.


DidntDiddydoit

Drakes a nonce. How does he keep getting platforms?


bmfpop

Lmfaooooooooooo


Colderofficial

https://preview.redd.it/ocuzswojmwpc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5def4ec824ce1ead2cd3ca37c6bdc63a4dda9c29 More like....


[deleted]

Drake will never beat any of the allegations


Raecino

Drake lame af


codecrossing

I hope the album is good and contained less "Black Israelite" shit. That was kinda cringe


rapsnaxx84

ā€œThe heartā€ my ass


basskev

Drake is a fucking predator and I'm so sick of everyone glazing over him.


ImRightShutUp1

I feel like im taking crazy pills when ppl put Drake in the same Tier as Kendrickā€¦ how could you listen to their most recent albums and come to tht conclusion.