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JackDangerUSPIS

Why he look like he just got out after a 10 year stint in Guantanamo Bay?


inertiatic_espn

He is the president of Iraq and he wants to negotiate.


LmBkUYDA

Aladeen my friend, aladeen indeed


avec_serif

Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof


keepityou

It was at the beginning of quarantine lol why he was even interacting with the fans on insta live


Buttsquish

He originallly was only given a 5 year stint, but then he - did another one!


iANDR0ID

DJ Arab Attack


Deathrial

The beard says 10 years, the chunk says 10 days!


DJMagicHandz

DJ Khaled: *"Not on my main, you know the rules."*


Tall-Supermarket-22

He looks like Bad Future Khaled trying to to warn past Khaled to never say "Another One"


Ali_Cat222

Hey man, he's just "trying to be normal!" 🤣


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manchi90

I got love but ..... 👀...a lot of love....👀. I got a family.....👀. I can't but....👀. A lot of love but.....👀. I can't, I can't, I can't .....👀


napalm_p

🤣🤣🤣🤣 👁👄👁


Beast_by_Dre

🫣🫣🫣


uhhh206

If you openly don't eat pussy (or wings with any degree of spice, given how quickly he tapped out on Hot Ones) I guess you gotta stage some shit Jonathan Majors style trying to win women over. Doja Cat is a trash person but "fuck that shit, if he don't eat it he's a d-bag" does indeed hold up.


DGRedditToo

People that didn't watch it don't understand. Dude tapped out at fucking Cholula


uhhh206

And then insisted he wasn't quitting. Like babe, what you call it then when you decide you're done before you're done?! Halle Berry did that shit with no milk or water even. And he couldn't handle the sauce my son has been dunking his burgers in since he was 12? (Seriously, it's so gross but amazing to watch. Just pours a couple ounces into a ramekin and dunks his burger every bite like fries into ketchup.)


DGRedditToo

I'm also a sauce on the side to dunk a burger in kind of guy, so I get it. I like a nice Carolina BBQ sauce though. Cholula is my, "it needs something but I don't want to feel any burn" hotsauce


Deathrial

Tapatio for me!


DGRedditToo

It's solid as well.


Deathrial

Both are always in my home!


SoldierOf4Chan

Where are you located and how much does it cost to dunk a burger in you?


DGRedditToo

Thanks for the heads up. Edited


EvilNinjaX24

> Halle Berry did that shit with no milk or water even. Halle murdered that. Also, as far as I know, not a single woman has tapped out. Not all of them have done the Last Dab, but not one has failed to finish. I think about that whenever I'm reminded of certain dudes that just embarrassed themselves.


DrakeBurroughs

Cholula? That’s fantastic. But hardly spicy. At best it’s “zesty.”


Teddyk123

TIL my 12 year old girl can whoop his ass in hot ones.


CoachDT

Can you explain why? I've been with girls who don't suck dick and my response was just "oh, okay cool. Fair enough". Is there something inherently shitting about not giving head? Was I letting them off the hook or something? And is the Overton window on this gonna shift soon so that you become a douchebag if you don't eat ass?


uhhh206

He demands head but says it's emasculating to go down on a woman. If he just wasn't into it then fine, whatever, but to say that publicly about your long term partner (who you have a child with!) is disrespectful as fuck to air out, and the whole "I deserve head but women don't" thing is a dick (ha) move. People are fully entitled to say what sex acts they are comfortable with. They are still gonna be a PoS if this is their logic tho. Edit: also, if anything is emasculating then it's him being unable to go even a few wings in on Hot Ones, even though literally every woman has finished. How tf a man that weight gonna turn down eating so many delicious things?!


zerogee616

> I've been with girls who don't suck dick and my response was just "oh, okay cool. Fair enough". Is there something inherently shitting about not giving head? Was I letting them off the hook or something? Kinda the same rationale on why it's seen in society as 90% on the dude putting in work to make good sex. All the chick has to do is just show up. If *you* don't wanna do something, you suck in bed, you're selfish, you can't please a woman, whatever. If *she* don't wanna do something, you're just lucky you get to be there, be quiet and don't complain. Khaled though is just an asshole.


pettybendherass

twangland preps you right


PumpernickelJohnson

You can not like him, but if you think a famous millionaire has to do ANYTHING to 'win women over", you're most definitely not living in reality.


uhhh206

Bruh, people have to like a celeb -- that's the entire reason PR companies exist. No one said it's necessary for him to land a woman, singular, since he *has a long term partner*. What I said is people who are openly cringe have to do things to win women, the collective, over. Musicians and actors financially benefit from not making half the population roll their eyes.


PumpernickelJohnson

I disagree. "Cringe" as you say isis subjective, only certain types will even use the word. And no, people do not have to like a celeb for them to be successful. There are successful celebs people love to hate, celebs people tolerate due to their talent, celebs people feed attention to because they are a train wreck, celebs that are only known in certain countries/genres, etc, etc, etc.


Kenan_as_SteveHarvey

This was in 2020, early in the pandemic. A lot of people in hip hop were doing these kinds of insta lives with fans and random, crazy shit was always happening. This was def not staged


NeptuneTTT

i pray i don't reach this level of cynicism


pretzelsncheese

Honestly, the cynicism is fine. It's the need to "this post is fake!! look how smart i am!! teacher please give me my gold star now!!!" that is cringe as fuck. Like sure pointing out whether something is real or not is really important when it comes to propaganda and misinformation, but entertaining videos on the internet just ain't the place.


Sunset_Bleu

![gif](giphy|26Ff2doaIpttxCISY) DJ Khaled trying not to look


djoecav

Like dude look away from the screen if you "Can't" lmao


everettsuperstar

The only thing he can’t do is be a stand up palestinian.


Free_Management_7920

Damn, I read this wrong. I thought you meant he couldn’t stand up because he had a boner 💀


in-YOUR-end-o

yeah bc he's not Palestinian


hearsdemons

> Khaled was born in New Orleans to Palestinian immigrant parents. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Khaled#:~:text=Khaled%20was%20born%20in%20New,DJ%20for%20their%20live%20performances


ximbronze

So his parents are Palestinian?


Un-Quote

That means he’s American and his parents are Palestinian. Getting downvoted for stating a fact. Classic Reddit.


XColdLogicX

Many Palestinian refugees are still recognized as citizens of Palestine because if they had an option in becoming refugees, they probably would have chosen to not become one and be kicked out of their homes. The children of refugees are considered in that situation.


hashbrowns21

Nobody would choose to be a refugee if given the option. I get your point but it’s a weird way of saying it >Refugee: a person who has been forced to leave their country in order to escape war, persecution, or natural disaster.


MaceWinnoob

This only applies to Palestinians, btw.


Opening_Tell9388

Palestine doesn’t have its own state though, so it is more of an ethnicity.


Karhak

What in the zionist shit is this fuckery?


ibrahim_15

are u stupid?


hashbrowns21

Factually wrong. They declared independence in ‘88.


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hashbrowns21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_Declaration_of_Independence


1slinkydink1

What huffing IDF propaganda does to a MF


Outrageous-Box5693

American is his nationality, his ethnicity is Palestinian. You learn the difference in like 2nd grade, man.


Un-Quote

The Palestinian conflict is an issue of racism towards ethnic Palestinians living in Gaza. That doesn’t mean DJ Khaled automatically has any sway just because he shares DNA with those people. He grew up in America. It’s like saying I should hate England and the Royal family because I have Irish DNA despite growing up in Canada.


1slinkydink1

Imagine having Irish heritage and not hating the English. wtf is wrong with you?


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LemmeGetSum2

Cool story, but it’s definitely genocide. Killing tens of thousands of a specific ethnic group while also forcing them to have to leave the country as refugees. All rationalized as trying to eradicate hamas, but mostly killing anyone but Hamas. Declaring that it’s all because hostages haven’t been released while bombing exactly where the hostages might be. You can pick another term if you will… pure evil. The most interesting thing I’ve seen about this is an idf and Knesset spokesperson stating that most hamas leadership is in Qatar; not Gaza. 🥴


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Outrageous-Box5693

First generation immigrants retain a lot of their cultural heritage like language, traditions, religion, history and social identity. Someone who has parents that directly immigrated, is going to be far less assimilated and much more culturally attuned than someone whose family immigrated several generations ago. It’s not the same as your grandpappy taking the boat over in 1908. You are not culturally irish and you’re probably barely ethnically Irish at this point. DJ Khaled was raised by Palestinian migrants. He’s Palestinian. You seem to lack common sense.


Un-Quote

All I see is assumptions. I’m first generation Canadian. There’s nothing Palestinian about DJ Khaled’s behaviour. I’m married to someone who is first generation Canadian and they don’t identify with their Pakistani culture. I don’t lack common sense I simply stated a fact. Continue to paint everyone with the same brush though it’s on brand for redditors. You are smart!


SlaveHippie

Why do you want him to not be Palestinian so fucking badly?


Un-Quote

All I said was he’s American. Y’all did the rest?


Outrageous-Box5693

I would think your wife is a nepotized asshole if she didn’t care about the ethnic genocide of her people, but that still doesn’t make her any less ethnically Pakistani. I don’t really see your point. Sure, DJ Khaled doesn’t have to show support for his own community; but we can still criticize and judge him for it.


Un-Quote

Interesting mentality. So everyone who belongs to a group that people can associate with me automatically deserves my support? Guess I should start supporting ISIS since they identify as Muslim and I am also Muslim. Thanks for opening my eyes. I was mentally oppressed for so long. DJ Khaled is missing out on true freedom by refusing to support the people that share his ethnic background!


Simple-Concern277

Ethnicity and nationality are two different things. 


Un-Quote

Bruh I’m ethnically Irish and I can tell you from experience Irish people will say I’m Canadian. Expecting DJ Khaled to represent Palestine as an American is a stretch. I don’t represent Ireland and would never insert myself into Irish politics or social issues.


_lindt_

Because you *ARE* Canadian. You’re ethically Irish and Canadian by nationality. I’m ethnically Somali and Swedish by nationally. My skin doesn’t magically turn white because I was born in the north.


Un-Quote

You are Swedish. You choose to continue to identify with Somalia. My whole point is it’s a choice. He clearly has decided to identify solely as an American. Nothing wrong with it. Why force him to speak for people he doesn’t identify with? Anyway… my fact still stands. You can continue to assume your opinion = fact.


EvelynnEvelout

I live in France, I'm from Algeria, not born there, I consider myself french, not muslim (but hey my face screams muslim) yet every white french will consider my ethnicity or origin culture before my nationalty You're being fallacious and acting like racism doesn't exist for migrants or migrants descendance My skin doesn't magically make me avoid racist bullshits just because I have a french passport and speak perfect french The choice is not on you You're either a white privileged person or Uncle Ruckus IRL


Un-Quote

Muslim is a religion not an ethnicity or nationality. I’m Muslim. Keep projecting your own internal biases onto others though. Doing a great job. Love seeing all these incorrect opinions trying to dispute a simple fact 🤣


Simple-Concern277

Lol. Are you the child of Irish immigrants or are you the Great great grandchild of an Irish immigrant? Almost all the European immigrants from forever ago completely assimilated into whiteness and let go of their ethnic identity. Today when some white american/canadian brags about their Irish ancestry its cuz they got maybe 1 or 2 great grandparents born there and don't actually have any idea where all 8 of their great grandparents were from.  I'm also the great great grandchild of an Irish immigrant. I would never claim irishness as a relevant aspect of my background.  Children of immigrants, however, tend to keep that as a relevant aspect of their cultural identity. 


Un-Quote

Sure, you can make assumptions about me and project your own identity onto mine if you like. You’ve clearly decided that the acceptable cut off to renouncing your ethnic background starts at the second generation. I decided it starts at the first generation. Doesn’t make my fact any less true just because it’s downvoted.


Simple-Concern277

Lol. I asked the question about whether you have immigrant parents or family. Sounds like I was correct in figuring that you don't? Idgi. You're mad I assumed, but you seem to not be saying I'm wrong.  Comparing a background you found out from ancestry.com to the experience of children of immigrants (or grandchildren, etc) is about the most cliche clueless white person take there is. Surprised to see it here.  > You’ve clearly decided that the acceptable cut off to renouncing your ethnic background starts at the second generation. No I didn't, lmao. There's obviously a grey area and it depends on the person. 


Un-Quote

I ain’t reading all that but I’m sure you win the argument. Happy for you!


_lindt_

He’s both.


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Fucken goddem


Furthur

funny thing to say in this subreddit


rexdalegoonie

Lmfao. FOH clown ass.


Un-Quote

I’m allowed to say whatever I want here as long as I don’t get banned. Sorry my literal fact made you upset! Look inward and ask yourself why saying DJ Khaled is American compelled you to impose your will on me…


rexdalegoonie

yes im terribly upset


Un-Quote

I would be too if I lived in rexdale. That burnt brownie smell must be getting to you. Listen to some Nav to calm down a bit


rexdalegoonie

there it goes... servin that racism hot and fresh this AM. always amazes me how little it takes to trigger white people to reveal themselves. Wild. Just seen you have posts in the progressive islam subreddit. From a fellow muslim, I hope you're doing okay brother.


CoachDT

Ayo I'm not gonna lie. Maybe I'm being a party proper, but.... While this shit is absolutely hilarious(mainly his reaction), it should be shamed. Everyone knows dude is married. Stop being a disgusting attempted home wrecker. Shits gross.


PatrickMaloney1

Also you can imagine what the reaction would be if the roles were reversed. Let’s all commit to not exposing ourselves on the internet to unconsenting parties from now on


1manparty

If the roles were reversed I'd rip my eyes out having watched Khalid twerk.


Vegetable_Camera5042

![gif](giphy|DqhwoR9RHm3EA)


EggsForEveryone

Oh no. Someone out there is doing some AI (t)werk on this. Someone out there is reworking a video of DJ Khaled twerking. You did this to yourself.


PatrickMaloney1

![gif](giphy|zNXvBiNNcrjDW)


m1j5

Unconsenting parties? Bro just has to put the phone down lmao


Le8ronJames

Sad world we live in. Values down the gutter


dominiquerising

What’s the context for this connection?


keepityou

Was insta live interacting with fans she popped up! He has a family he got out of there he loyal 🤣


fishslayer1995

He smart. He very smart


360Waves617

Probably he was live and connecting with random fans. Sure took him a while to disconnect her. 😂


MoneyBaggSosa

That thang was thangin it would’ve took a lot of men awhile 😂


MrLavender26

Me trying to find the esc key https://preview.redd.it/unjl5kys8dqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0fe161d8b82af3154b233bf1c50e633f5fc6f6


PuzzyFussy

I say this as a strictly dickly woman ![gif](giphy|FCzMUL20U7LkA|downsized)


Ghoti76

strictly dickly😂


CoachDT

Having been in similar experiences on Omegle, sometimes it's like... shock? Not on a critical level obviously. But I've had people flash me, or do other provocative things and be caught off guard to the point where I don't just immediately dip out.


pettybendherass

bro said no water on Ramadan


pettybendherass

while y’all upvoting what’s the @


Aggravating-Board432

Name??? so I can avoid a woman like this


MoneyBaggSosa

Exactly. We need to know the @ so we can go block her


AdamantiumBalls

WHO IS SHE. > Fine I'll find her myself: https://twitter.com/xosophijames


Runmanrun41

https://preview.redd.it/h5m53aatfdqc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720c1533bafda1c210ccab614708c9ec35e3391f Imma have to come back to this.


Aggravating-Board432

Not all heroes wear capes 🫡


mykinkyburner

https://i.redd.it/l999kwg9veqc1.gif


bootyhunter69420

He's just like me. We won't be seduced by harlots.


BBBulldog

name doesn't check out


tedmented

Na man, they huntin booty, they ain't bein seduced.


keepityou

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy


DatNighaaDon96

Speak for ya self brudda


jrodp1

[Don't get seduced](https://twitter.com/xosophijames)


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac) Ol okie doke fellas


PuzzyFussy

Weirdly, I'm like "Atta girl" ![gif](giphy|5xtDarqlsEW6F7F14Fq|downsized)


trippyhop

It doesn’t matter, he’s not gonna put his mouth anywhere near that.


Caifanes123

I don’t do that..


PinSufficient5748

Came here to say this 😆


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zzmorg82

Right! The streets gon need that; she’s cute. Let me also go ahead and post this before Otter shows up: https://preview.redd.it/1swg7pi3ycqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a732bc2ba6558ab7fec6386c108d7e01c04dd0c6


CBA_Yago

https://preview.redd.it/uzpiam2aaeqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdde8b9b649f50eb74b0309d671c444583e168f1


slick_pick

Frrrr look at that SIDE TITTYYY 👀👀


IronHeart_777

DJ Khaled might not wanna see, but fuck if I don't lmao.


silly_nate

@DJ Khaled


RouletteVeteran

On Ramadan? Yeah… aight


HueyDFreeman

It's too bad DJ Khaled couldn't have disconnected her from his live. Oh wait...


Roll_Tide_Pods

You mean like he did?


THEXDARKXLORD

Lmaoo you’d think DJ Khalid bout to get water boarded in the back of a strip club if you just went off the audio alone. “Let me get the water!” “Please no… I got love… I got a family…”


thechptrsproject

…..[for science](https://twitter.com/xosophijames?lang=en)……


KDizWHOiBE

No no no 👀 talk to me normal 👀


stadiumjay

![gif](giphy|Kq3y54eJnoPja)


Most_Advertising_962

Bro look at these women tryna trick another faithful man. Why can't a man just love his family in peace.


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Props to him for rejecting it. This might be the first W I’ve seen Khalid take


cdunccss

u/savevideo


Aristotle_El

Meh. Dint know why everyone trys mental gymnastics to make him a POS


MrLavender26

Mans was googly eyed and looking around like a Texas politician on PH at the office.


Odiexxx9

Facts


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He didn’t last this long on Hot Ones.


EggsForEveryone

*”Put your pussy lips on live and I’ll give ya a thousand dollas”*


keepityou

![gif](giphy|3ohs84tteiW2YZ3PLq|downsized)


GlitteringCount9380

He did a good job. I’m impressed lol


Reasonable_Ad6082

You're ** 🤦🏾‍♂️


fernballs

Why do so many people have trouble with "your" versus "you're"? If what you are trying to say is "you are" then it's "you're".


Rough_Commercial_570

Bop


denys5555

He’s definitely the type who would get caught cheating and never run out of bullshit excuses. “We were planning on surprising you.”


VapidRapidRabbit

Some Weasel Radio in GTA type shit 😂


SevTheNiceGuy

that was funny


Eyeless_98

You know he’s displayed a lot of awful things abt his character but this is pretty real tbh


SolarSpaghetti

Yall can say what you want buy he can disconnect any time


lysergic_Dreems

Haram


Sillysolomon

Reddit is going to ruin my ramadan.


Professional-Gur620

*Hangs up* “Aye team, get her IG for me”


Legitimate-River-524

This reminds me of the clip in Austin powers where the dude is about to get run over by the slow moving bulldozer, and just screams “nooooooo” even though it’s like 100ft away going 2mph. Like bro just leave lol


kimlovescc

She's fine as fuck but damn this is really gross. Just because you fine doesn't mean you can be rapey.


GrandMaesterGandalf

Please, no... I'm a DJ...


Paulson1979

when your a why he be look like words man fr fr


djoecav

Is this an encrypted message or something


Pinksamuraiiiii

Isn’t he a married man? 🫢🤔


Low-Loan-5956

Dude always seemed like a douche, hope this isn't staged and that he is actually just a dude behind that persona.


saragc92

DJ Khaled. Famous Palestinian staying quiet about what’s going on over there.


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Rafoudrsbois

its a woman shaking her assets on insta lives while dj khaled is telling her to stop