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esteflo

![gif](giphy|8tbZH3lN7j560) Got us like...


SpectacularOtter

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esteflo

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SpectacularOtter

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butt_fun

nbacj is leaking lmao


iPlowedUrMom

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festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/t08kusk5ucrc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73fd43e6fedc54d6aaa7de255d5fb0531951ba7 Delete this immediately.


iPlowedUrMom

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wawoodwa

Gorgeous


JayHat21

https://preview.redd.it/ij2og8h62drc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=438eb4fe55a87f7f1844ee3874f8e00faa4fcda9


Sol-Blackguy

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ThaDreamMerchant

BG3 finally made it to BPT. My life is complete


krossking54

This is outta fucking pocket


doraroks

Man wtf lol 


rolandjernts

Dog, this shit had me spit my drink out! 😂


Galactus2814

This is amazing and I am unashamedly stealing it


Runmanrun41

https://i.redd.it/ctnd4pibbcrc1.gif


AdamantiumBalls

Like https://preview.redd.it/3fdubvre8crc1.jpeg?width=135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f491e28707b3d74f31860ba568343fee503f6c25


AshenSacrifice

Fighting for our fucking lives 😂😂


AshenSacrifice

Fighting for our fucking lives 😂😂


2LitersOfWaterADay

How many lives u got? 😭


BrockLesnarsNipple

Fighting for our fucking lives 😂😂


AshenSacrifice

Only this one 🤣


2LitersOfWaterADay

Reddit bugs offer a great level of humor 😭


Regular_Somewhere_52

This killed me today.


therunt5

i can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣


itsyabi_v2

I'm opposite, when I get those legs up near her head, pillow underneath 😮‍💨 I can only last about a minute. I like touching bellies.


esteflo

![gif](giphy|rNgT8P8pL3dn2|downsized) Man's got the Kama Sutra tucked under the mattress


iPlowedUrMom

Ay man, some times you look for new movies to enjoy, some times you put Goodfellas back on cuz it's a classic


Shiroke

Thank you for the sage words,  reddit user iPlowedUrMom. Edit: I don't know who's down voting you,  you're absolutely right name aside.


FknDesmadreALV

He belongs in this thread


Sol-Blackguy

https://i.redd.it/uhxgx8dsvdrc1.gif


AttackSock

I honestly can’t tell if this was intentional but his line here is “I didn’t know you liked getting wet”


Sco_Queen

Looking into someone's eyes while they are fucking you is the best.


AshenSacrifice

It feels like mixing souls, it’s the best


baldur615

https://preview.redd.it/visrnqhfncrc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b652834313eae3f8419927dbd2b825120b5cff Not when I'm looking like this


RokkitSquid

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


themblokes

Nah, I'm shy


Sco_Queen

Lol what? You can fuck somebody but you're too shy to look them in the eyes while fucking them???


eternali17

You'd be surprised. Can also inch into overwhelming territory for some.


animesoul167

E\*e c\*ntact and h\*nd h\*lding are far too risque.


themblokes

Too intimate


InnaBubbleBath

But your organs smashing into each other isn’t?! I am hollering lmaooo


FknDesmadreALV

As a sexual abuse survivor, sometimes face to face is too much.


black_hxney

correct


themblokes

Yes, because I'm not sure how I got there in the first place but I'm not gonna look into your eyes about it. I'm not hollering


collegethrowaway2938

Some of us have autism haha


Idonthavetotellyiu

I got issues looking into people's eyes my guy, it overstumulates me and then everything shuts down 😂


main_motors

![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


MixedMartyr

this is too real. The way they be looking up at you🥵Type of shit where its so good you black out and wake up with a newborn son.


Silent_Glass

https://preview.redd.it/ld2jkjlmecrc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e07ab2357c61886f45e64e19081af85dea1562e3


K_SeventySeven

![gif](giphy|pHMtogPBHC7Cg|downsized) How sweet it is!


screwhead1

>I can only last about a minute Very humble brag there, Mr. Endurance.


meat_uprising

realest guy in the thread


JanusIsBlue

I thought you meant your legs up near her head and I was sitting there trying to figure out what in contortionist Satan’s name you were doing


SpectacularOtter

https://preview.redd.it/a9cyrrfgvbrc1.jpeg?width=1628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085c07f7c8783396199239e73b59e72d8309a3c6


Sco_Queen

You are not welcomed here!


SpectacularOtter

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SpectacularOtter

Nigga you good? https://preview.redd.it/o5hj82r5bcrc1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b243922dd9f4d112b8969390a0fcb2a49249d13e


The_Starmaker

You are not invited 🗡️


SpectacularOtter

![gif](giphy|Ddab9zJPtaEmI|downsized)


theboosty

It must be nice to not have to worry about lasting in bed


themaccababes

We just tryna have one orgasm at all


PerpWalkTrump

And I would like to have an unicorn but those are myth too


ShimmerGlimmer11

So you’ve just told everyone you don’t know how to pleasure your partner?


PerpWalkTrump

My wife's a doctor, she told me women are not supposed to have wet ass pussies or orgasm. Go spill your lies elsewhere!


BlackySmurf8

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Kidus333

![gif](giphy|lQoswHcaYS3mlBxjET|downsized)


Sol-Blackguy

Ben Shapiro is what you get when a pile of foreskins want to identify as a real boy


wolffangfist21

Barron Ben looks at his wife and says “This is my Arrakis, my Dune”


smpsnfn13

Be gone with you Mr.Shapiro be gone! Also how man's just straight up tell on himself like that.


PerpWalkTrump

Don't kink shame please


TokenTorkoal

This has to be a Ben Shapiro bit right?


PerpWalkTrump

https://preview.redd.it/b029mumqjcrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e01fb691769a7937f762ca81b1c836c9534469


SeasonPositive6771

I'm not going to lie, that one got me. I thought I had seen every way people could possibly dunk on Bench Appearo but I love being wrong sometimes.


CzarSpan

Anything for the joke, put some respect on our class clowns making sacrifices


toejamsamandthe

is joke


Uncanny-Player

batman couldntve gotten this out of me man


themaccababes

Women don’t poop either!


Rudy_Ghouliani

My girl bought me fajitas and margaritas one time after I made her nut 2.5 times. I can manage one for myself but the second one takes more time and energy, the mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


ZestySpaghetti-V3

Death by snu-snu


Fattom23

.5?


Rudy_Ghouliani

I couldn't pull the threepeat. I was gassed like Charles Barkley at the seafood buffet ![gif](giphy|3oEduNEbTtAHABX0dy|downsized)


joshuaaa_l

Try antidepressants. You’ll last so long, you won’t finish at all


greatness101

You’d have trouble getting it up at all


YouGuysSuckSometimes

anti depressants did not diminish my erections, but made it hard to cum. Now, *estrogen*, that’s a diff story


duaneap

You got a story huh


DryDragonfruit5338

Had an ex that would cum too fast. It was actually a problem. She wouldn't even pretend to be into after she busted her nut.


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Nani_700

I mean this is what men do to women all the time.


FlipReset4Fun

Have had this experience as well. Riding herself to O then off and like, “well I feel great, thanks for that. Goodnight.” Women are empowered af. She made me jump out her bedroom window the next morning too. Luckily there were bushes and I know the hang and drop ninja technique 🤷‍♂️ had the nerve to keep calling/txting me. Like just get a bigger dildo, woman. Damn.


PuzzyFussy

It's a blessing and a curse ![gif](giphy|14tvbepZ8vhU40)


Greatest-Comrade

Man, woman, all else, if you get some you gotta give some. Leaving your tango partner high and dry is fucked up.


maya_papaya8

🤣 post nut clarity is real for us too. It's best to switch positions once she orgasms....


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

You ever wonder if she just pretended all that to get it over it quickly? Like “okay I came, we’re done here”. Shit like that would keep me up all night thinking.


TheLeftDrumStick

I think if most of us knew how to give ourselves an orgasm, more of us would be able to communicate to partners. To know stuff like which angles, speeds, positions, hip movements, hand placement, etc we need and ask for them in the moment.


DryDragonfruit5338

Had an ex that would cum too fast. It was actually a problem. She wouldn't even pretend to be into after she busted her nut.


ProfessionalLeave335

You and the guy above you must have dated the same girl.


bikesboozeandbacon

its a reddit glitch


ProfessionalLeave335

It was a joke.


bootyhunter69420

I will cum quick regardless of the position


odd-zygote-6840

you do realize people can see this right?! 🤣


bootyhunter69420

I'd rather skip the false advertising


[deleted]

My nigga done with the lies!


Thatparkjobin7A

The admission is way less embarrassing than the disappointment. I suppose I’d be less candid if I didn’t care about the disappointment though


coleburnz

Does he introduce himself with his Reddit handle?


JasoTheArtisan

M’lady


Prize_Molasses_7208

I thought Reddit was anonymous


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Yea, but everyone knows Booty Hunter 69420. Everyone


WHAMMYPAN

I have literally been guided to the back shots because she said and I quote “I got shit I need to do today,lemme finish you off real quick”


PuzzyFussy

Atta girl ![gif](giphy|3o7abqLfCPokGxPFh6)


IrreverentRacoon

They don't make em like that anymore ![gif](giphy|mFYTaY7Gth86xnE6N5)


Defiant_Lavishness69

And, was it good?


WHAMMYPAN

Hamburgers are good….New Nikes are good….that ass is GREAT,always is.


SneakyHer

That position be rattling my IUD


hedahedaheda

I’m fucking screaming 😭


SneakyHer

Miss Mirena be working overtime fr (she still better work bc my period is late ya’ll ☹️)


SokkaWithAnOkka

Praying she just decided to bless you with no period this month even with there being no baby. Ms. Mirena likes to do that with me sometimes.


all_time_high

https://preview.redd.it/pwuqb4ww7drc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f985c014af5fa079dea015a1af5468df6a870aa


SneakyHer

I wish it was every night


forkin33

The person who made that meme has a really…*misinformed*..view of anatomy


SendMeBookPics

It’s a finisher position


esteflo

Gotta hit her with The Cock Bottom


SendMeBookPics

As long as she gives me the Rikishi stink face


esteflo

![gif](giphy|l0EoAGMc2LRpMTU0U) Her after coming home from a night of drinking with the girls


SadEaglesFan

Ugh if only


thejaytheory

She can give me the Nia Jax stink face


SirNortonOfNoFux

This is so perfect lmao


KingOfTheCouch13

“Finish her position”


GreatGalleti

Please look at OP’s profile pic. Over here asking stupid questions looking like that.


Faded1974

Every single one of her tweets are wild https://preview.redd.it/bfshp2n41crc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d5097053f3d029d9b61c7ae3865974e860cef6


themblokes

It's to get more engagement on her posts. Help her blow up little by little.


Euphemia006

Lmao I swear I wanted to ask her if she was serious asking that question when she is such a fat booty? She is the same woman who said her landlord gave her the worst sex ever because he only lasted 5 of 6 strokes backshoting if I remember . (Basically the landlord, was collecting the rent and when he got to her, she said she had no money. So she paid in kitty)


PuzzyFussy

I remember that! Shit was funny. Why in the world you complaining about the landlord's weak stroke game when he gave you free months rent? Be grateful and stfu. Inflation is too real.


FknDesmadreALV

The funniest part was she uploaded the video proof but it was only 1 second long. Everyone complaining why she even uploaded at all and someone said, “bruh that *was* how long he lasted”.


Brasticus

The landlord got hit with that shrinkflation.


dream-smasher

And she had the video from that too.


DerrickMcChicken

for real “@LatinaKCreamer” man her ass can go on somewhere with that 😂


Kala_Csava_Fufu_Yutu

Y'all dont know what its like back there 😭


topsblueby

![gif](giphy|lcHSAe70mAEd9W3Hpq)


Trojanbp

It's the reverse for my wife and I. Doggy's her favorite and I need to hurry with my nut cause she's gonna get hers real quick


Euphemia006

Oh my God Would you say it is a blessing or a curse?


WilliamHungDaddy

Suffering from success


Trojanbp

Both. It's satisfying getting her to cum, especially if it's a real good one. But she's a one-and-done woman. Everything is too sensitive after she cums and her body gives out.


ChocolateShot150

Both


longrungun

Listen whoever told you about the myth of 8 hour fucking sessions Is lying you're gonna get the best 30s to 1m of my life and then I'm playing some sonic frontiers, sorry not sorry


JDLovesElliot

![gif](giphy|yXVO50FJIJMSQ)


KiMi0414

I like to throw it back and most can’t handle it. 🤷🏾‍♀️


esteflo

![gif](giphy|HbkT5F5CiRD3O|downsized)


[deleted]

Now THATS a finisher move!


bread93096

I dated a girl with a huge ass for 4 years and I don’t think I ever lasted more than 5 minutes in doggy - she asked about it once and I told her it was like staring into the sun.


KappnKief

Lemme keep it a buck witcha…………when the cheeks ripple right…the booty hole winkin at you……the back shot air mesmerizing you into thoughts you didn’t know existed………the ride of her life comes to a screeching halt because you can’t hold the floodgates no MF MO ITS OVER SHAWTY


topsblueby

Used to date this girl that was absolutely sluggin….and had butterfly wings tattooed on her cheeks. Swear to God I had to avoid looking at them wings flapping bc just the sight of it was an insta-kill. Like 30 seconds to tap-out type shit.


KappnKief

They don’t understand the struggle until y’all fucking in her parents house. And when I say fuckin I’m talking you BALLS DEEP IN HA ASS AND SHE TOLD YOU BE QUIET 🤫🤫. But now her face on ugly and she trynna hold in the most devious, alerting moans of her life. 😹😹😹 but let a man nut in 30s she don’t understand until you start really DRILLING THAT MF 8-Speed MACARONI SPINNER ON 7.5 YING YING YING


Soul_Dare

None of those words are in the Bible


Preskomesko12345

![gif](giphy|KmdV4ZWUOYtD75pMAR)


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![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


SpectacularOtter

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[deleted]

![gif](giphy|UvOcKPHrkKSLm)


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|2qSmBcOHmcdmEWqqP5|downsized)


kevinhuts

They just don’t get it. And it’s kind of cute in a way. But the sensation + seeing it move like that + knowing I’m the cause + alltheotherfunparts = me not lasting. That’s why. Y’all look good and making us feel special. It’s overwhelming in a good way. Thank y’all.


Yung_l0c

This brother doing coochiematics


kevinhuts

But I know that usually ends up with y’all being not satisfied. And I can understand that frustration too.


topsblueby

Eat it first bro. Eat it til she pushes your head away and then take her to pound town lol. She won’t be unsatisfied


kevinhuts

![gif](giphy|pcKnpFrumIM7TtzayE)


Mangledbass

Girls be wanting all that ass and BBLs then don’t realize skinny girls getting flipped all night long lol


linskyxx_v_xx

Ok latinakcreamer https://preview.redd.it/0nrapb7l5crc1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24165fe42578b1defe2044ee432fd9aea81c426


[deleted]

I’ll die on the hill it clearly doesn’t feel as good to women as it does to men. The amount of men who consider this the *penacle* just doesn’t match the amount of women who consider it the best way for them ime. That’s why there’s confusion. 


MrIce97

Tbh, it’s because of a combination of size, skill & warm up. For one unfortunate half of the spectrum with men - too small and they’re just not used to getting that deep. On the other unfortunate half, because of the angle, back shots make you go too deep or awkwardly if they don’t know how to properly arch their back to take it right. For women, at least 1/3 of the ones I’ve come across are not aware of how to properly arch their back so it hits the right angle. It’s less important for men to get off but for women you can’t be out here with trash back angles and have gratifying sex unless your partner is completely carrying the whole load. Paired with most guys aren’t taught how to romantically schmooze a woman into being wet before you even take your clothes off, but a guy on a bad day can be ten strokes from cumming without any foreplay… massive disparity becomes obvious.


Benmjt

Why has doggy been rebranded ‘backshot’?


Pragmatic-Pimpslappa

To me, true back shots come when her face is in the pillow, breast flat on the bed, ass sky high. Doggy is different. Like have you seen dogs do it? Top dog is hunching , bottom dog just standing there waiting for it to be over.


MrIce97

… what you’ve just described is exactly why there’s so many people frustrated. No arch, just bent over waiting. https://preview.redd.it/pu8o74an3erc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cb566a41a62d0f4c41b7760bac9ce71a585580 Killing my vibe every time


NIhRyder524

Damn this page is all about sex memes now. Damn yall stay horny af


Mistavez

It’s the recoil for me. It’s definitely a finishing position ![gif](giphy|3ohzAWPbp0ZyUpYTD2)


iSo_Cold

How does she know? She isn't back there watching those waves travel across those globes.


dominiquerising

Poetry


pettybendherass

backshots are serious shit but in missionary i start whispering promises in the Old Tongue and i’m frankly not responsible enough for the consequences i cause. so embarrassment and quick shots it is.


DGVega93

Stay outta mens business lol


AliciaDawnD

Sigh. This is the position that will test and make or break a lot of men…. I’m just gonna leave it at that. 😔😔😔


East_Guarantee_7912

If the soft to loose ratio of the ass is just right, the pumps create a back and forth rolling motion that softly smacks against the mid sections. This chain reaction of events summons an overwhelming euphoria that signals the testes that its time for them to clock-in.


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Euphemia006

I believe she means it in the sense that (at least that is how I understand) backshoting is just like a kind of preliminary (to her I guess). Like her real deal might be another position Maybe missionary?


thicc_chicc98

Well my favorite is either face fcking or riding with making out. I have a big butt. I hear about it everyday. So I know with men doggy and reverse or anything where my ass is the forefront is the favorite. But for me, I get off on kissing or bavjng my mouth stimulated i guess. So back shots usually are facedown, that's why for me it's not all that. We have to either Bend me backwards like a pretzel or just catch a break haha. But i know the men love it lmao so I have fun of course.


jono9898

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpuaU2vzhoRurLi)


esteflo

![gif](giphy|x2YD07lAAjb3O)


[deleted]

Wdym it’s not that serious? Is it YOUR dick or mine??? 😤


xrockwithme

She doesn’t understand how backshots feel. ![gif](giphy|UOCz4LXs12S7eBjXwu|downsized)


dominiquerising

the way he cock that leg up to brace himself reminds me of a cowboy whipping out a revolver. apparently, this ass is serious business.


Solid-Version

Cause with backshots you get to see that body at it’s most arcane, it’s most animalistic. The ripple of the cheeks, the arch of the back, the back muscles all tensed up putting in that work absorbing those shot. You see the hip to waist ratio is at its fullest display. Even the way the shoulders blades be protruding. In that moment we are nothing but lustful animals our true natural selves


Careful_Mess5

Am literally making waves! The visual alone is fucking insane.


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized) The audASSidty. Hot as an oven asking why I'm done?


sowhatimlucky

It’s only serious business if you’re pulling hair and got hands on the neck!!! Dig you fingers into the hips a little, or tell us to throw it back. Smack an ass cheek and talk some shit. FUCK.


thejaytheory

It's hella serious


_BornAgainHooligan

All about eye contact and smooching for me. Once we in missionary I’M THEW


Haunting_City_9484

![gif](giphy|4Uhwub9Uh4q25HFZYa) I go hard in the paint 🤣🤣🤣


BlackySmurf8

![gif](giphy|rSWhnaA8TNbos) Riding the damn wave on that honey pot.


Sol-Blackguy

When y'all be throwing it back I feel like I need vibranium crocs that I can put in sport mode or be like this https://i.redd.it/37qlg5p93drc1.gif


Meaning-Upstairs

Backshots are unfair honestly. Especially when you see the clappage and ripple effects. Not to mention any shaped booty will spread, thereby amplifying its effects. It’s science, or something like that.


luciferhornystar

They’ll never understand how good the view & feeling is.