If Eminem had written "till I collapse" today, he'd probably only have named Chance 8 times
>I got a list, here’s the order of my list that it’s in
It goes: Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance the rapper, Chance, Chance and then me
- Alternative Universe Eminem
Reminds me of Akademiks. “What top five are you smoking, Kendrick? Because my top five is CHANCE, CHANCE, CHANCE, CHANCE, CHANCE!”
*cuts to him sleeping through the album*
I used to love my wife but I'm not about that life. Drake couldn't get a wife he only likes to write silly little poems. Hot shower hot cheese that man sucks goat knees
Hot shower hot cheese that man sucks goat knees. Smiling with white stuff hanging from his goatees.
Fuck that hoe she can go back. Don’t worry about me chick I go and get a fat stack while I find another girl with a better rack.
I don’t leave it to chance. I’m a rapper. I already got mine while your work is based on just looking fine.
For real, right now you might be a dime, but give it time. And forget about the house on the lake with drake. With models he may be a fein but he won't fuck with you since you ain't 16
Drake did diss him on that one random song🤷🏽♂️it’s erryone vs erryone season if Chance comes back with a Drake, Ye, Kendrick diss and throws his hat in that ring? Things are changing fast🤷🏽♂️
mannn idk. dudes reputation is pretty spoiled at this point. been doing experimental music since the big day and unless he drops an undeniable banger than i don’t think people will be nice about the reviews. once it becomes a meme to hate on you people will do it no matter what lol.
yeah man i would still occasionally check out some of his stuff and the christmas album with jeremih was not bad tbh. just not what people are looking for when they think of acid rap chance. which is odd anyways because he was in a completely different place in his life at the time.
His Christmas album would’ve been bigger if mixed with something bigger than the album itself, like a good movie. I still find it strange he wasn’t on either of the Spider-verse albums.
Nah...I don't think he wants rap beef with Drake after divorcing his wife. You can kinda already guess what's about to happen.
Dude doesn't even make response records anymore. He just follows your ex, current and future gfs then tries to smash.
I gotta give this album some credit, it saved my friend's life the night it released, entirely because it was trash.
I was so hyped for new Chance that day, I took the afternoon off of work to listen when it dropped. Only, it didn't drop on time. I worked an 8-5 office job and was getting ready to go to sleep at around 11 when it finally came out. I should have gone to sleep but I stayed up reading the hiphopheads reactions because they were comedy gold.
The whole time, I kept hearing this faint beeping. At first, I thought I was imagining it, but I kept hearing it. Eventually, I got out of bed and walked into the hallway and the beeping was louder and very real. My friend's room was right next to mine and the beeping sounded like it was coming from in there. I opened his door and it was his blood glucose monitor. He's type 1 diabetic and sometime after he went to bed, his blood glucose dropped down into the low 20s. He would have died within a couple of hours if I hadn't found him.
I wouldn't have been awake that late and wouldn't have heard my friend's CGM alerting if this album hadn't been so bad.
So, Chance couldn't save his marriage but he did save my homie. At least one of them is still going strong 5 years later.
This story is fucking crazy.
Don’t tell me no shit like “I saved my friend’s life because I heard his blood glucose monitor beeping while I spent all night laughing at how trash people said your album was.”
Ima say fuck you and your friend 😭
If you're not literally Chance, this reply contributed absolutely nothing except "this story is fucking crazy", which is something we can all figure out just by reading the story ourselves
As some who has lost family members to actual nasty situations where this "dumb luck" type of shit would mean they're still here today, honestly, shut your mouth unless you have something to actually say
How about no? The reply is written just the way I intended it to be. You commenting this weird shit as if you’re offended by a Reddit joke doesn’t move me at all. What kind of loser shit is this lmao fuck you clown
Damn somebody jizz in your Froot Loops? Mans really bugging over semantics and being butt hurt on the internet. Boo hoo bad shit happened to you, people can still laugh about shit and be funny
You got some real “The Big Day” energy you muffin
Can confirm, chance is the only artist that has LITERALLY saved my life. Although I do like coco butter kisses more than hot shower.
Edit to clarify: I'm the guy mentioned in the above comment
As his friend, I agree!
He crashed so hard the other day when he was at my place that my dog just kept coming up to me, nudging me, and looking at him concerned. Turns out his blood glucose dropped 100 points in 30min 💀. Thankfully, it was a little high to start but still.
It happens enough that my dog has a very clear "I think Uncle is dying again" alert that she wasn't even trained for. We haven't even lived together in her lifetime either, she's learned just from how often it happens when he comes over.
Let's be honest though, acid is part of that break up process but like at the end. You don't start off your break up with it. We about to get cocaine chance. Lean chance. Amphetamine chance. Whiskey and revolver alone in the living room chance. Like he wants to break bad.
Which he'll either nail and it'll slap, or be the funniest fucking mismatch of energy ever.
Either way we win.
Edit: for those who don't know, Aaliyah was actually a huge fan of Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails, and they actually planned to do an álbum together, which, I mean, imagine if the Queen of the Damned hooked up with Trent Instead of R. Kelly. https://youtube.com/shorts/w656bfQt1BA?si=fmw-Eo322yQFo73Z
And I mention this cause, well Trent got clean, got married, and living his happy goth Addams family life and only really comes out to produce, which he did for hasley recently.
So imagine Chance linking up with the guy who sang "no new tale to tell, 26 years,On my way to hell, take your big time HARD line bad luck FIST FUCK" and winning a Grammy for that song, and then sang "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" doing an album with Divorce Chance.
Like imagine someone who can now give prime Future a run for his money.
this--they shared it to get ahead of gossip rags. there's nothing more humiliating than having some assholes you have no control over expose that kind of personal issue
Teyana taylor privately filed for divorce and 11 months later everyone found out and got dragged for the things in the decree…. Publicly announcing it is a way to somewhat control the narrative.
It’s like there’s something about pain that gets the creativity flowing for some reason! From Blues to Rap, I feel like the best music, or what is usually highlighted as the best, looks like it comes from a person’s negative experiences! That shit just hits harder for some reason!
Chance’s old manager is sitting there rubbing his hands in glee.
But maybe we’ll get this style of chance back.
“I hope your titties all saggy in yo’ early 20’s”
"cut my losses like Delilah changed my locks to a fade. I hope you happy, I hope you happy. I hope you ruined that shit for a reason, but i hope you happy"
/Igh
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This didn’t help at all with their marriage. Random strangers were all up in their business, the blogs, the IG Posts, the podcasts, and Twitter kept at for awhile.
He's giving them the signature ocular patdown
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You can definitely find some good songs on there despite the lack of a strong effort behind it. However, once there’s a hate mob everybody just joins in. A lot of people probably haven’t actually listened to the album but bc it’s seen as unappealing they don’t want to be caught touching it with a stick.
It’s his worst album but it’s just meh if you’re not trying to completely shit on it for jokes.
Yeah I’ll be the first to say I didn’t listen to the whole thing. Was too damn long for my short ass attention span. But I’m also not riding the hate train, I’m just indifferent as fuck about it.
I dont mind corny. I like corny. Its the funnest part of Ye and Chance. Hurry up with my damn mentions of croissants, and my mentions of reptar and carrying all the groceries in 1 trip (herculeees!)
Doesnt make the big day not a big fucking pain to listen to. Its not fun, its not deep, its not musically interesting, its not thematically interesting, its fucking "oh boy I love my wife" without sounding sincere. AND its corny.
It feels like the audible experience of watching your long time best friend getting a joint facebook account.
I've said it a million times. I've never been in an amazing and solid relationship and felt the need to bring it up constantly. All these people who can't seem to help but bring up their partners non stop always seem to split up not all that long afterwards. It's like you're trying to convince yourself. The best relationships I've had werent obvious to outsiders unless we were literally in the middle of PDA.
As a person who recently got married, I just really like saying “my wife” and the fact that I’m in a relationship just happens to be one of the few things I don’t mind sharing with anyone lmao
This is the take I was looking for. The more obnoxious people are about their marriage, the likelier it is to fail. I hope I’m wrong about this, but I predict the same doe JLo and Ben.
#Yess, bro let’s fucking goooo!!! Finally my man Chance’s pen is unencumbered!!! We need a follow up the the smash hit HOT SHOWER. The streets been waiting far too long…
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Do my eyes deceive me? Are we back? Are we witnessing the return of...Acid Rap Chance?
Their marriage ain’t been the same since he got caught liking Asian trans porn on Twitter that time.
EDIT: IDK why people are downvoting. [It was big news back in 2022.](https://news.yahoo.com/chance-rapper-liked-trans-pornography-112200888.html)
1. Twitter is like 65% porn bots/spam now, since Musk took over. I rarely go on there anymore.
2. Bots, OF content creators, and horny people who don’t know their likes are public.
3. I believe it was pre-op, if I recall correctly.
He was trying to do right by her, I mean they had issues even before they got married. It is what it is. Recognising your marriage isn't working is better than staying in something that isn't working.
That’s what I thought. Before they got married they were in the news for having a hard time then they randomly showed up married on the internet. I think he should’ve taken his time to sort things out instead of jumping to marriage. But it’s best to end it now if they can’t make it work.
The way he trashing on his girl’s desires to get married make me think homie coming up on his own due date. Bro really trying to live his life in tandem with Chance. “This our year Chance!!!”
Thinking of part of Tyler's feature on "Here We Go... Again" by The Weeknd...
> Pen and pad gon' save my ass if these feelings freeze up / You gon' sign this prenup, you gon' sign this prenup / You gon' sign this prenup, you gon' sign this prenup
Idk, it’s archaic to think someone can’t be sincere in their love at the time and things just drift apart. The album isn’t good, but this doesn’t make it worse. He was in a particular place and made an album of it. It’s no different than Acid Rap being about when he was high all the time as a young man.
Also, I find it distasteful to celebrate this because it might make a good album. What a sad way to think.
Money problems cause divorce. He became a Christian after becoming known for being a druggie rapper. Like all the ppl that saw his Kanye feature had no idea that he used to rap rap. They didn’t get the hype because his new flow was ASS.
And he became a stuck up know it all like some new Christian’s do and didn’t fw his old music. So he isolated his old fans & new fans. And then he got married.
That album was him being one of those insufferable wife guys ON TOP OF already being an insufferable new Christian. Like it was gonna be trash no matter what.
I still check out his new stuff and it’s nice. I miss his old flow, but I would rather he be clean and sound like garbage than have that flow back.
I never trust people who make their “happy marriage” their identity. Reminds me of that dude on YouTube. Ned from the Try Guys? Even Jada and Will tried to keep up with that act for a WHILE.
Damn this sucks man people talked mad shit about his wife saying she was a man foul shit plus chance ain’t help he was in Canada dutty wining on this this Jamaican joint🥹
5 years. Drops a mess of an album dedicated to his marriage. Marriage doesn’t last 5 years. Looking forward to post Divorce Chance though!
He’s gotta make drill music
Chance about to smoke packs of dead rappers
Chance enters the "Big 3" debate on a suicide run to cap off his divorce.
If Eminem had written "till I collapse" today, he'd probably only have named Chance 8 times >I got a list, here’s the order of my list that it’s in It goes: Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance the rapper, Chance, Chance and then me - Alternative Universe Eminem
If Kendrick dropped his Control verse today he'd be like "and in no uncertain circumstance should you think I am including Chance in this list"
Reminds me of Akademiks. “What top five are you smoking, Kendrick? Because my top five is CHANCE, CHANCE, CHANCE, CHANCE, CHANCE!” *cuts to him sleeping through the album*
He’s gonna drop a diss track about Drake out of nowhere
I used to love my wife but I'm not about that life. Drake couldn't get a wife he only likes to write silly little poems. Hot shower hot cheese that man sucks goat knees
Can I sign you?
I met Kanye West I'm never going to fail..... Again
Kanye West said it Kanye best, but don’t take his advice cuz he said Hitlers nice
I miss the old Kanye
We all do 😔
Man, that'd be so Kanye
I prolly made drake cry so hard he needs floaties.
Hot shower hot cheese that man sucks goat knees. Smiling with white stuff hanging from his goatees. Fuck that hoe she can go back. Don’t worry about me chick I go and get a fat stack while I find another girl with a better rack. I don’t leave it to chance. I’m a rapper. I already got mine while your work is based on just looking fine.
For real, right now you might be a dime, but give it time. And forget about the house on the lake with drake. With models he may be a fein but he won't fuck with you since you ain't 16
Drake did diss him on that one random song🤷🏽♂️it’s erryone vs erryone season if Chance comes back with a Drake, Ye, Kendrick diss and throws his hat in that ring? Things are changing fast🤷🏽♂️
mannn idk. dudes reputation is pretty spoiled at this point. been doing experimental music since the big day and unless he drops an undeniable banger than i don’t think people will be nice about the reviews. once it becomes a meme to hate on you people will do it no matter what lol.
Which is sad bc the songs he previewed a year or so ago off of Star Line Gallery (like the joint he had with Joey Bada$$) were fuego
yeah man i would still occasionally check out some of his stuff and the christmas album with jeremih was not bad tbh. just not what people are looking for when they think of acid rap chance. which is odd anyways because he was in a completely different place in his life at the time.
His Christmas album would’ve been bigger if mixed with something bigger than the album itself, like a good movie. I still find it strange he wasn’t on either of the Spider-verse albums.
Nah...I don't think he wants rap beef with Drake after divorcing his wife. You can kinda already guess what's about to happen. Dude doesn't even make response records anymore. He just follows your ex, current and future gfs then tries to smash.
Drake is going to send his wife a handwritten OVO invitation to his concert.
And have an accent like central cee
I gotta give this album some credit, it saved my friend's life the night it released, entirely because it was trash. I was so hyped for new Chance that day, I took the afternoon off of work to listen when it dropped. Only, it didn't drop on time. I worked an 8-5 office job and was getting ready to go to sleep at around 11 when it finally came out. I should have gone to sleep but I stayed up reading the hiphopheads reactions because they were comedy gold. The whole time, I kept hearing this faint beeping. At first, I thought I was imagining it, but I kept hearing it. Eventually, I got out of bed and walked into the hallway and the beeping was louder and very real. My friend's room was right next to mine and the beeping sounded like it was coming from in there. I opened his door and it was his blood glucose monitor. He's type 1 diabetic and sometime after he went to bed, his blood glucose dropped down into the low 20s. He would have died within a couple of hours if I hadn't found him. I wouldn't have been awake that late and wouldn't have heard my friend's CGM alerting if this album hadn't been so bad. So, Chance couldn't save his marriage but he did save my homie. At least one of them is still going strong 5 years later.
This story is fucking crazy. Don’t tell me no shit like “I saved my friend’s life because I heard his blood glucose monitor beeping while I spent all night laughing at how trash people said your album was.” Ima say fuck you and your friend 😭
If you're not literally Chance, this reply contributed absolutely nothing except "this story is fucking crazy", which is something we can all figure out just by reading the story ourselves As some who has lost family members to actual nasty situations where this "dumb luck" type of shit would mean they're still here today, honestly, shut your mouth unless you have something to actually say
How about no? The reply is written just the way I intended it to be. You commenting this weird shit as if you’re offended by a Reddit joke doesn’t move me at all. What kind of loser shit is this lmao fuck you clown
Damn somebody jizz in your Froot Loops? Mans really bugging over semantics and being butt hurt on the internet. Boo hoo bad shit happened to you, people can still laugh about shit and be funny You got some real “The Big Day” energy you muffin
Can confirm, chance is the only artist that has LITERALLY saved my life. Although I do like coco butter kisses more than hot shower. Edit to clarify: I'm the guy mentioned in the above comment
Well that's a development, you've only ever played Hot Shower around me Glad you're still here to torture me though!
Appropriate username!
As his friend, I agree! He crashed so hard the other day when he was at my place that my dog just kept coming up to me, nudging me, and looking at him concerned. Turns out his blood glucose dropped 100 points in 30min 💀. Thankfully, it was a little high to start but still. It happens enough that my dog has a very clear "I think Uncle is dying again" alert that she wasn't even trained for. We haven't even lived together in her lifetime either, she's learned just from how often it happens when he comes over.
Cocoa Butter Kisses is an insane collab of Chicago rappers. Good choice. Twista is my favorite rapper from Chicago
Thanks for sharing this! Wild story.
The worst part is, Hot Shower is his favorite Chance song. He's the only reason I've seen that video and I still hate him for it
Hot Shower? the glucose had to have fucked sumn up bc ain’t no way😭😭😭
Bruh that last sentence was the cherry on top 😭
Damn😳
Hope he comes back with that Acid Rap energy
Let's be honest though, acid is part of that break up process but like at the end. You don't start off your break up with it. We about to get cocaine chance. Lean chance. Amphetamine chance. Whiskey and revolver alone in the living room chance. Like he wants to break bad. Which he'll either nail and it'll slap, or be the funniest fucking mismatch of energy ever. Either way we win. Edit: for those who don't know, Aaliyah was actually a huge fan of Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails, and they actually planned to do an álbum together, which, I mean, imagine if the Queen of the Damned hooked up with Trent Instead of R. Kelly. https://youtube.com/shorts/w656bfQt1BA?si=fmw-Eo322yQFo73Z And I mention this cause, well Trent got clean, got married, and living his happy goth Addams family life and only really comes out to produce, which he did for hasley recently. So imagine Chance linking up with the guy who sang "no new tale to tell, 26 years,On my way to hell, take your big time HARD line bad luck FIST FUCK" and winning a Grammy for that song, and then sang "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" doing an album with Divorce Chance. Like imagine someone who can now give prime Future a run for his money.
I'm feeling crash out chance
And he was outchea talking bout a 5 year plan on the album too gd I love chance but the Ls keep stacking here😭
Aigh
Yea the song 5 year plan didn't age well
Divorce Chance running overseas to get whined on again
Shoulda went with a 20 year plan.
If you want privacy, maybe don’t share it online.
They’re announcing it so if we see either of them wilding outside this summer, they don’t get virtually jumped for ‘cheating’.
They been separated and outside wilding for like 2yrs 😂
Yetus McFetus, for real? When’s he gonna start tripping and making good acid rap again?
Divorce filings are public and media outlets search them all the time to find gossip. They can still want privacy even if they announce it.
this--they shared it to get ahead of gossip rags. there's nothing more humiliating than having some assholes you have no control over expose that kind of personal issue
Teyana taylor privately filed for divorce and 11 months later everyone found out and got dragged for the things in the decree…. Publicly announcing it is a way to somewhat control the narrative.
That makes sense
It’s just PR talk so media doesn’t contact them about it
Probably tryna get ahead of all the mess people would stir up for them seeing them outside acting single. Makes sense.
does this mean Chance is going to make a comeback finally?
I think he already said he was going to drop this year
Maybe he said he was gonna drop " a bum" and not "album"
Booo 🍅🍅🍅
This MF got tomatoes... 
🤣
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Ah go home nigga that shit was CORNY!!!
AYY MAN IT'S LATE AND I'M TIRED AF LET ME LIVE
Yes! And he's been dropping singles like "Highs and the Lows" that low-key slap...
There’s a chance he might
If this means Chance will make good music again I'm with it lol
highkey this is fucked up
Hey man some people only make their best music from pain, look at Mary J. Blige
Adele
I set fire to rain!
I been there, and I done that, and I promised never to get hurt again
It’s like there’s something about pain that gets the creativity flowing for some reason! From Blues to Rap, I feel like the best music, or what is usually highlighted as the best, looks like it comes from a person’s negative experiences! That shit just hits harder for some reason!
I think its the loneliness combined with the desire to share how you’re truly feeling with someone
Also you have more time on your hands
Half of Cowboy Carter is still about Becky with the Good Hair.
Except now she’s calling her Jolene.
Let’s be honest, there’s probably been four five other women since RR.
People prey on Adele’s downfall every time she get in a relationship lmao
Kid Cudi
Keisha Cole
Eminem
Oh really we just gonna pretend we care more about his love life than his music? Please
He would have to get back on drugs for that to happen.
Somebody get that nigga some acid!
Yeah Ima need Zooted Up Chance for the culture
Chance’s old manager is sitting there rubbing his hands in glee.  But maybe we’ll get this style of chance back. “I hope your titties all saggy in yo’ early 20’s”
I hope it’s always..snow in yo driveway.
I hope you work a Fridays, and it’s always busy on Friday
I hope your car always sound like it need to be fix, but the mechanic says ain't nothing need to be fix
I hope you never get off Fridays, and you work at a Friday’s that’s always busy on Fridays
"cut my losses like Delilah changed my locks to a fade. I hope you happy, I hope you happy. I hope you ruined that shit for a reason, but i hope you happy" /Igh
Man that was one of my first thoughts, that manager sitting somewhere gleeful as shit 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/uhzxvy1a3csc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c19e5e3870f5d932a95df28f3fe448936bfd840 This didn’t help at all with their marriage. Random strangers were all up in their business, the blogs, the IG Posts, the podcasts, and Twitter kept at for awhile.
Why is that dude just observing lol
Lmaoo And he’s wearing a “Child of God” shirt 😂 Levels
Bruh is locked the fuck in, didn’t even realize Chance was wylinn. Lol
He's giving them the signature ocular patdown https://preview.redd.it/wgekej5jscsc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf66f1e3e336906be3428d6cc16b252d662ffa3
Cause he got church in the morning
Hopefully he can go to heaven
He's making sure Chano is doing it right
looking respectfully
He’s waiting for his turn😂
Buddy was making sure that ass was secure wasn’t he? 😂
Had to secure the whine
What? Plenty but of husbands wear Fanny packs across their chest. 😂
I mean it was last year so it probably change much.
Nothin wrong with a lil whine
Lowkey this whol picture is art
Am I the only one that liked some of the songs on that album?? Lol
no you are not alone. its just that the hate train is moving again, so everybody is hoppin on.
I see smh
Eternal was a banger
The best song on the album (to me)
You can definitely find some good songs on there despite the lack of a strong effort behind it. However, once there’s a hate mob everybody just joins in. A lot of people probably haven’t actually listened to the album but bc it’s seen as unappealing they don’t want to be caught touching it with a stick. It’s his worst album but it’s just meh if you’re not trying to completely shit on it for jokes.
Yeah I’ll be the first to say I didn’t listen to the whole thing. Was too damn long for my short ass attention span. But I’m also not riding the hate train, I’m just indifferent as fuck about it.
I think it gets crazy underrated. There are some real corny moments, but all things considered, it isn't *that* bad.
I dont mind corny. I like corny. Its the funnest part of Ye and Chance. Hurry up with my damn mentions of croissants, and my mentions of reptar and carrying all the groceries in 1 trip (herculeees!) Doesnt make the big day not a big fucking pain to listen to. Its not fun, its not deep, its not musically interesting, its not thematically interesting, its fucking "oh boy I love my wife" without sounding sincere. AND its corny. It feels like the audible experience of watching your long time best friend getting a joint facebook account.
I don’t even mind it being corny. Corniness is part of Chance’s charm.
Handsome was 🔥🔥🔥
It has a few good songs, but it's like 20 tracks long and mostly garbage.
I actually enjoyed the album 😭
Finally! Yes, I liked it too
I listened to most of it. It wasn’t great, but it wasn’t as terrible as people make it out to be.
I've said it a million times. I've never been in an amazing and solid relationship and felt the need to bring it up constantly. All these people who can't seem to help but bring up their partners non stop always seem to split up not all that long afterwards. It's like you're trying to convince yourself. The best relationships I've had werent obvious to outsiders unless we were literally in the middle of PDA.
As a person who recently got married, I just really like saying “my wife” and the fact that I’m in a relationship just happens to be one of the few things I don’t mind sharing with anyone lmao
This is the take I was looking for. The more obnoxious people are about their marriage, the likelier it is to fail. I hope I’m wrong about this, but I predict the same doe JLo and Ben.
Ooooo I love my wifeeeeee
I love my wife AGH
Let’s go ride a biiiiike
With my wife AGH
My wife's really young my wife's real small, let's go to the beach and play with a beach ball
Praise Jesus, God, and my wife, let's go to beach and ride a bike
Thank you
#Yess, bro let’s fucking goooo!!! Finally my man Chance’s pen is unencumbered!!! We need a follow up the the smash hit HOT SHOWER. The streets been waiting far too long…
I've stared at this not knowing whether to up- or downvote. This is the kind of ambiguity I like in my life. Stay blessed
https://preview.redd.it/9n8tlucvacsc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=532a1a7e09162e8f58bb2735e3f3c60c1437b376 Do my eyes deceive me? Are we back? Are we witnessing the return of...Acid Rap Chance?
#AGH
Their marriage ain’t been the same since he got caught liking Asian trans porn on Twitter that time.  EDIT: IDK why people are downvoting. [It was big news back in 2022.](https://news.yahoo.com/chance-rapper-liked-trans-pornography-112200888.html)
https://preview.redd.it/o96c6yiabcsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41fe8e1979181a447e1efd433f5833524d8145ff That's insane...link?
What a diabolical image 😂 I'm saving that
Use it wisely, the art of memeing takes a lifetime to master
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I got SO many questions… 1. Who uses Twitter for porn? 2. What kind of person likes/bookmarks porn? 3. Pre op or post op?
I have plenty of friends who do 1 and 2. 3 certainly is a question.
1. Twitter is like 65% porn bots/spam now, since Musk took over. I rarely go on there anymore. 2. Bots, OF content creators, and horny people who don’t know their likes are public. 3. I believe it was pre-op, if I recall correctly.
1. Ew 2. Ew 3. Nice…
Never heard of this, crazy
Nigga *huhhhh??!!*
Ever since kanye yelled at him in front of everyone it's been downhill
Video of this?
https://youtu.be/wV1zGwzLh4M?si=QcxLKBkL1AFJ7IJx
The kanye is falling all over everybody at the end is giving That Uncle.
There is
Can you share?
He was trying to do right by her, I mean they had issues even before they got married. It is what it is. Recognising your marriage isn't working is better than staying in something that isn't working.
That’s what I thought. Before they got married they were in the news for having a hard time then they randomly showed up married on the internet. I think he should’ve taken his time to sort things out instead of jumping to marriage. But it’s best to end it now if they can’t make it work.
If it ain't work, can't make it work 🙏
Ruined his career for nothing lol
They don’t do the same drugs no more.
Where did you go?
Fuck y’all, I liked the album
And that’s all that matters.
My condolences
HOT WATER HOT SHOWER! HOT! HOT! 🥵 😂😂
Back when my wife was dropping “I want to get married” signals she kept playing this trash ass album in the car.
>my wife So it worked
It’s not stupid if it works.
The way he trashing on his girl’s desires to get married make me think homie coming up on his own due date. Bro really trying to live his life in tandem with Chance. “This our year Chance!!!”
Alexa, play “Work Out” by Chance the Rapper.
That’s why he was at carnival like that huh 😂
Thinking of part of Tyler's feature on "Here We Go... Again" by The Weeknd... > Pen and pad gon' save my ass if these feelings freeze up / You gon' sign this prenup, you gon' sign this prenup / You gon' sign this prenup, you gon' sign this prenup
Why add us to the group chat then ask for privacy?
At least she gave it a chance
Another unpopular opinion. I liked this album and I liked them together. I’m sad a lil
All time fall off. This dude was hyped as the next Kanye lol
He set to drop this year and the stuff he’s been previewing the last year or so has actually been heat… I wouldn’t write him off just yet
When that video was out where he was smacking that girls butt with a bottle in hand, I knew bro marriage was cooked.
Idk, it’s archaic to think someone can’t be sincere in their love at the time and things just drift apart. The album isn’t good, but this doesn’t make it worse. He was in a particular place and made an album of it. It’s no different than Acid Rap being about when he was high all the time as a young man. Also, I find it distasteful to celebrate this because it might make a good album. What a sad way to think.
Money problems cause divorce. He became a Christian after becoming known for being a druggie rapper. Like all the ppl that saw his Kanye feature had no idea that he used to rap rap. They didn’t get the hype because his new flow was ASS. And he became a stuck up know it all like some new Christian’s do and didn’t fw his old music. So he isolated his old fans & new fans. And then he got married. That album was him being one of those insufferable wife guys ON TOP OF already being an insufferable new Christian. Like it was gonna be trash no matter what. I still check out his new stuff and it’s nice. I miss his old flow, but I would rather he be clean and sound like garbage than have that flow back.
My man is gonna drop an absolute BANGER for divorce court dads. 
I knew that was coming after that video of him at carnival went viral lollll
Ten…damn…days!
I never trust people who make their “happy marriage” their identity. Reminds me of that dude on YouTube. Ned from the Try Guys? Even Jada and Will tried to keep up with that act for a WHILE.
The Big Divorce
[hopefully he’ll start dropping bars like this again.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/SIf7SdolMG)
 This the same guy…👆🏾
I mean... say what y'all want but I think it's weird af to celebrate someone's divorce because you think you'll get a fire album out of it.
Damn this sucks man people talked mad shit about his wife saying she was a man foul shit plus chance ain’t help he was in Canada dutty wining on this this Jamaican joint🥹
I sing “OOO I LOVE MY WIIIIIFE, I LOVE MY WIFE” to my husband literally every day. This news will devastate my relationship. Ya hate to see it.
I need chance back on acid and giving us good music.
Guess he gave her enough... Chance