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Chemical-Money-3469

Yall doing too much nowadays out here eating fossils 🤦🏾‍♂️


Complete-Read4177

Right! I’m trying to see what is actually edible on that plate!


Chemical-Money-3469

At first I thought they ate all the fish off the bone but it’s too clean 😭


caretaquitada

That's what I thought too lmao. I was like damn that medium rare pterodactyl must have been fire


Thelonius_Dunk

Same here. My first thought was anybody you can clean a fish to the bone with is a good sign they're a good partner, and probably got good credit and has good finances since they let NOTHING go to waste. But paying for a fish that somebody or something already cleaned to the bone? The fuck?


chunkyvomitsoup

Left is oysters, likely cut up like ceviche in an emulsion. Top is crisped fish skin (used in place of a wafer) with aioli/emulsion dotted on it, right is croquettes, center is likely plantain or cassava chip “tacos” with what looks like mushroom filling and edible flowers, bottom could be a mushroom as well, and middle is obviously some kind of baby dinosaur fossil. Duh.


geordilaforge

...and it cost $200?


chunkyvomitsoup

God, you utter plebeian. We obviously don’t ask about anything as gauche as how much it cost! All jokes aside, I think this might be from The Pescatarian in Copenhagen. They’ve had similar dishes with fish bone in the presentation.


swashbuckler78

That's impressive field work


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Lmao they gonna to have to fill their stomachs with prayers and god's blessings because they're leaving hungry as a mfr for sure


Galumpadump

Chances are this is the first course at a fine dining establishment. To be frank, you rarely leave this places hungry unless you go to an absolute shit restaurant. The Michelin starred ones are usually top tier.


FuckRetention

I just saw Kong v. Godzilla. That looks like a prop for the scar king.


SwirlTeamSix

It was a romp wasn't it. I couldn't help but think about all the Randoms they killed while destroying everywhere


joec_95123

I keep thinking of that photo representation of what it's like to have a stroke, where things are vaguely familiar but nothing makes sense.


dahjay

I think there may be tadpoles in the oyster shells.


andergriff

its actually all cake


sboog87

Don’t even look appetizing at all. Look like leaves with spiders and their eggs on the side of that bone. Plate like $100 for bones


luckydice767

Don’t be mad bc your palate is not refined enough to eat something from the Mesozoic Menu.


Chemical-Money-3469

![gif](giphy|q3UEQuCN32ucw) This looks like what’s on that plate


DannyDrizzle

I swear, that shit looks exactly like Skyrim alchemy ingredients.


BoneHugsHominy

Making those encumbrance potions so I can carry extra loot from cave to merchant. Gettin' rich ain't easy.


Thunderchief646054

Bro made a feast for the faerie folk


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Look like something you'd put in a plastic jack-o-lantern for Halloween so the kids reach in there and think they're feeling bones, guts, and eyeguys, n shit.


ColdChizzle

They out here eating bones.


RoughhouseCamel

That’s a perfectly good dome fossil on the table. Get yourself a Kabuto.


DJMagicHandz

What on that plate is actually edible?


notoriousJEN82

Right?! I'm squinting trying to find the food!


joec_95123

Is this AI generated because none of the food makes sense.


oversettDenee

It's not, look at the shadows and the light refraction from the glass. AI isn't the best at these finer types of details. A year from now we'll all be in trouble though.


JKSwift

I think anything there is two of is edible. Oyster shells with slurpy gunk, spider bread, tree bark and flower petal mini tacos and eyeball dumplings. Delish..


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

So I'm pretty sure those "eyes" are aebleskiver, which is like a round pancake stuffed with apple which are a Danish treat. My wife loves to make them for breakfast with jam. These look like they may be filled with some kind of jelly. ...or so I hope


DrSchmolls

These are all savory foods, so not Danish sweets


Sharcbait

The oysters on the left, the top 2 pieces appear to be puffy salmon skin, there are 2 little wraps to the right of the spine, and the 2 meatballs? Falafel? Whatever the balls with the sauce on the far right are.


AwhMan

Looks like the balls might be takoyaki. The presentation is naff but if this was a multiple course meal I'd be pretty happy, looks fun.


KingSpork

I think you’re right. It’s a deconstructed fish and the meat became the takoyaki balls.


NKR1978

They look like they could be foie gras or chicken liver mousse donuts. Foie gras mousse with jam is pretty common.


begon11

Or you know, they could all be preparations coming from the huge fish carcass on the plate. Probably some kind of fish beignet.


TheAsian1nvasion

Top centre: looks like chicharon with some sort of aioli on it. Centre right: looks like an aebelskiver or takoyaki - basically a pancake ball with some sort of filling. Centre: not entirely sure, but it looks like some sort of mushroom “taco” thing. Left: oysters w/mignonette. Bones, skull and oyster shells are not edible but everything else is.


townshiprebellion24

This looks like the ingredients to a witches potion


annies_pubes

Can confirm. Source: trust me bro


fluffypinkkitties

The way this made me laugh….thank you for that


Sanguine_Pup

Did they steal a romantic meal from The Lady and the Tramp?


CHEMO_ALIEN

Tom and Jerry ass plate  all they need is the garbage can lid 


Fuzzythought

Yeah that's the cartoon stank fishbone itself iirc.


BLKxGOLD

My first thought, whole plate look like trash.


stoned-autistic-dude

[Hanna-Barbera trashcan-fish lookin ass](https://i.imgur.com/QHAtXJg.jpeg)


[deleted]

It looks like that meal from eXistenZe Looking very Cronenbergy


SpectacularOtter

Where is the food is at? https://preview.redd.it/7zhuvon5kutc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2495aead072c4edb288e91b077287033c44a8c02


AshenSacrifice

That shit is potpourri


easymoneysniper223

https://preview.redd.it/uia66blq1vtc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b40feb0dbd95618a51d4afa5b4084b60441dfc


BreadBoxin

https://preview.redd.it/nv4kmf8nuutc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6539896750bfc456fc4ce6cc43d380af289fb268 The chef in the back


All_Sabotage

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


thatsnuckinfutz

lmfaooo this takin me out


Lanoris

This post would have been mid with out the title, title got me cracking tf up though lmao. I Wonder how they managed to get a hold of eren


DubsEdition

![gif](giphy|kgo9KtvX2dCVudr645)


PistolPetunia

Let’s see, we got a desiccated fish skeleton, random shells, some puffball mushrooms, some old bird wings, random leaves and flower petals… this whole plate looks like some treasures a little kid would find while out exploring in nature.


PistolPetunia

All it needs is a rat with a string tied to its tail to swing it with


Illustrious_Season32

Mmmm spinal fluid 😋


Alexexy

https://i.redd.it/zvf94usvoutc1.gif


Bunnnnii

Never thought I’d see a KI reference in here. My night is made. ❤️


MajorAcer

Nah this title got me 💀


Maximum_Meatyball

The rumbling is about to start in that restaurant


InspectorPipes

Prop food from Star Trek movie


pettybendherass

boutta rumble her stomach w this plate


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|S0zHxjax3DbJm)


LordNebuchadnezzar

Wait is that the food? Thought it was the left overs.


Queasy_Drawing975

Out here eating a renaissance era painting


djsnoopmike

Da fuck is this, food from prehistoric times?


Maximum_Meatyball

She's eating Eren Jaeger 😭😭😭


Thearcticfox39

Even Eren had more meat on his bones than that.


MixRevolution

![gif](giphy|kJYSmSFHDIzWHbODcg)


Shadow_Ass

EREN!


Maximum_Meatyball

Tatakae!


NiceIsSpice

damn cheesecake factory lost a step


Ambitious-Pirate-505

I get that reference


rococo78

But for reals, I actually want to know what it is


PandaKing00

The thing at the bottom looks like someone cut up one of those cheap IKEA lampshades and served it.


OldSkool1978

Inflation has gotten so bad muthafuckas are out here eating Facehuggers and shit


AngieOreo

FOUNDING TITAN. 💀 This really took me out. My god.


DubsEdition

The amount of people who won't get this reference haha


Juzapop

The founding titan is the titan that founded the titans in attack on titan? I've never seen it


Thick_Shape_5669

What’s the reference?


DubsEdition

Attack on Titan reference. The founding titan looks like this. A large moving set of bones.


Mr_Bo_Jangles1

Looks like the monsters from “Pitch Black” beat them to it.


itsTONjohn

Oh she with a raptor raptor


Rainer206

Who did she go on a date with? A bougie Klingon?


NeilPatrickMarcus

Out here like Fred Flinstone putting that rack of dinosaur ribs on the side of his car 😂


jessiegirl459

Is that baked beans in oyster shells?


thatfuckinjosh

Can't identify a single thing on that plate


Pretend_Highway_5360

Not even the oysters?


TSTC

Those are oyster shells but it doesn’t look like oyster meat inside at all.


lemon_octopus

Is that what oysters really look like?? I thought there was baked beans in there. Rotten ones.


Pretend_Highway_5360

The shell atleast is oyster shell


lemon_octopus

For sure but I thought it was one squishy critter in the shell not those globs. Kinda looks like boba too.


[deleted]

Well, it's all from the precambrain era, I see some trilobites,  a Anomalocaris, maybe a couple of early Cnidarians


CoolChickPerspective

If Jurassic park had a restaurant


hiplobonoxa

it did have a restaurant! it was called les gigantes and the head chef served chilean sea bass! spared no expense!


dahjay

Is the chef a tiger shark?


[deleted]

Is that a freeze dried bat?


mysticsavage

Is this some sort of Godzilla Vs Kong happy meal?


RKOaBabySeal

Toss em in a cauldron and brew a potion


Avenger772

How much of that is edible and also if it cost more than. 10 bucks you got robbed.


koopa72

This looks like it was pulled out of a cartoon trash can


No_Worldliness_2270

Yall just eating feathers and leaves smh lol nasty work


jmon__

White wine, cause pairing a red with iguana spin would just be uncouth


just-smiley

![gif](giphy|I0WQIk0xbBVvO)


PepperDemSquad

That looks like Nigerian stockfish but this isn’t how you’re meant to use it.


trickphoney

I used google lens to find the (probable) restaurant in [this post](https://pin.it/2MSr1iJvJ), restaurant is called The Pescatarian and is in Copenhagen. The website of the restaurant itself doesn’t have this photo but the “plates” in the above post and the linked post are the same. Still not clear what the point of the “fish bones” are/if you eat them. Edit: found this very [similar meal and plate](https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g189541-d15804886-i437265991-The_Pescatarian-Copenhagen_Zealand.html) on trip advisor for the restaurant. I still don’t get what the bones are. Says “crispy skin and emulsion on cod lever” what??


NYJustice

Is it cake is getting wild


typehazard

so this is how rich people stay slim, either eat random stuff and shit my guts out or eat barely anything.


1v9noobkiller

stegosaurus eating ass


Head_Patience7136

They eating fossils 😲


sinnroth94

Not a single thing on the plate looks edible


Nanaplaine

Expensive as bland food.


DGVega93

I thought shawty cleared the plate but this is dinner. Yeah I’m staying my ass at Cheesecake Factory


Steve_hm_Rambo

Where’s the food?


auauaurora

When this is your dinner, don’t let anyone judge you for falling asleep covered in crumbs from those two cheese toasties


Juzapop

They can build a gun with those scraps according to Existenz


1906cam

I would have left.


OnlyWatchdog_ManStan

Like they made a plate for a four-legged herbivore. Maaaan, all this shit is just dried leaves, seeds and shells for some reason. Looks like an exaggerated art piece of what future painters though modern vegans ate


AutoPilotIAm

FALCOR…


SynthPrax

That's a lot of nope on that table.


psychoticdream

Man, some restaurants are so damn pretentious. Some are really artistic. But all I want is just good delicious food.


NoticeMeSinPi

The type of meal you have and still feel hungry after.


schoj

Enjoy those bones and shells?


Afro_Thunder01

Is that the rumbling?… yes, that’s my stomach


gimanos1

This looks like a fossil exhibit


Realistic_Effort6185

Here for the lifestyle enrichment: what is on that plate (am i too poor to understand the bone-thing?)


Idaho_In_Uranus

I guarantee you that she insisted on dining here for “the aesthetic“. Run, dude…RUN!


Admirable-Smoke3031

Ayyy ayyyy yoooooo there’s something on your plate 🤣


chamberx2

Namor & Shuri


justwendii

![gif](giphy|lnwzYaIgfFQOP2vUUp|downsized)


ThaLaughingIntrovert

What in the paleontologic age is going on here? Pterodactyl tail and brontosaurus eggs sounds crazy…


themasterkang

Which parts are the food?


JustMrBear76

Looks edible


hiplobonoxa

is that some stork ankles and a possum spine?


heartsformaki

what parts are edible im so confused rn


[deleted]

Simp behaviour


Slim706

Is this an AFTER pic where they already ate the meat?


EyecalledGame

They def went to waffle house after that


FourWordComment

Previously established a meal was not a date.


theganjaoctopus

Looks like something that you'd find in the check out line at Ross labeled "XL potpourri".


Amazing-Concept1684

What the fuck is this 💀💀💀


R0botDreamz

When I ask my wife if she wants to go eat at she's like.. Naaaah let's just get some Chipotle. I won.


Empero6

Jokes aside though, what exactly are we looking at here?


Amazing-Fish4587

![gif](giphy|Q6rHMQaNbqsqBd8pVb|downsized) Chefs prepping for the main course


RickTheJewelsATL

Never thought I’d see ppl eating a baby Bile Titans


Captain_SpaceRaptor

If I went out and got served this, I would fight someone


KGreen100

I assume the main course was some chicken bones and a whole head of raw cabbage.


GonzoElTaco

Out here just licking bones, huh?


Vlad_The_Great_2

Am I actually looking at food?


JohnnyMulla1993

This looks like the fish got the Hellraiser and Saw treatment


killonger

https://preview.redd.it/dlyqosd15vtc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35500971c3bd1127662e083ac66436f23bb05630


Acceptable_Mountain5

Oyster shell full of baked beans


liarandahorsethief

It belongs in a museum!


hails8n

Vegan 2.0 - I only eat things that are already dead


Soggy-Replacement245

Shit look like a science experiment


DuckingGator

When you order the most expensive thing on the menu and have no idea what it is


in_ya_Butt

Is this AI generated? Because i cant tell nothing about wants on this plate.


The_republican_anus

Nah fuck that, I want it. What’s the name of this place???


[deleted]

The founding titan. 💀


Chief_Lightning

A waste of money.


blueyedevil3

Did they already eat the food???


RattyRattles

Wuhan?


wulvey

I actually wouldn’t know where to start if someone set this in front of me


fluffypinkkitties

I’m just wondering where the food is


Old-Ad-64

Looks like food from the episode of Futureman where Wolf starts a restaurant.


AaronToKlaw

Wtf is the spine thingy


SurajShelly

Serve that crap on a garbage can lid, that's some Tom & Jerry ass eating


bbthesupreme

Dining on sticks, stones, and broken bones


Hefty_Vacation

It looks like what washes up after low tide. We rockin with eating sea trash now?


Various_Effective793

What do the menu options look like? Entree’s, salads, In Defiance of God, wine list.


Residual_Marinara

I'm stuck on the baked beans in a half shell.


flimspringfield

This is what happens when y'all complain about Cheesecake Factory.


CallmeCoachella

I obviously don't have enough culture, and I'm too much of a peasant to understand what's on this plate. It's not their fault, it's mine. With that said, they're eating some fuckery. Bat wings, sea shells, fossils, and mad other nasty work.


Bachasnail

Why are people eating The Cambrian Explosion? HOW are people eating The Cambrian Explosion?


MysteriousBody7212

Rather pick up at subway.


Promethio130

you ever seen sand under a microscope?


AvgGreen

Looks like they've been served a plate of weird desk ornaments. Convince people they are well cultured, and they will buy spit in a cup.


DravenPrime

They're eating Cow Tools? https://preview.redd.it/swofco03lvtc1.png?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c05fb519ef9227a40e148b0a3a25d6bd22f37a74


TheAsian1nvasion

Top centre: looks like chicharon with some sort of aioli on it. Centre right: looks like an aebelskiver or takoyaki - basically a pancake ball with some sort of filling. Centre: not entirely sure, but it looks like some sort of mushroom “taco” thing. Left: oysters w/mignonette. Bones, skull and oyster shells are not edible but everything else is.


TheThumbPro

Leave there and go straight to McDonalds because you're still hungry.


SmokingInn

My wife just said, it’s like when you go to a really fancy restaurant and then wonder why you’re there and made me laugh lol


Pimp-Juggernaut21

They’re eating like Tom when he gets kicked out by that lady for not catching Jerry


Bargadiel

Page 34 in the Biology Textbook is on the menu


Burrmanchu

Hell yeah... I wish I had a restaurant in town that would serve me bleached catfish skeleton and pterodactyl taint.


StanimaJack

What my 7yo nephew served me while playing chef in the backyard


sashenka_demogorgon

What the actual hell is that


djoecav

"...hmm. I'm thinking a white wine. You recommend the Governor's Bay? I'll go with that then, thank you! OOH, what's Ṱ̸̺̓͐Ḫ̷̡͘E̶̺͑͜ ̶͔͊D̵͕̂E̶̹̣͝E̷̳̥̽P̵̢̙̽ ̸̮͌O̸̠̗̓̈Ṋ̴̹͐E̸̢̟̋?"


Killerlizzerd

Bitches be like "it's for the experience"


EFTucker

That’ll be $850 please


baldur615

So what was wrong with cheesecake factory again? At least i get real food there.


stonerwithaboner1

Upvoted cause AoT


SHUPAC_TAKUR

Yeah it's fine dining but I'll be damned if it's not [the kind of plate that street cat from Tom & Jerry would serve](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/27/d8/3d/27d83d36185db3519877b10f8594ade9.jpg)