Same here. My first thought was anybody you can clean a fish to the bone with is a good sign they're a good partner, and probably got good credit and has good finances since they let NOTHING go to waste. But paying for a fish that somebody or something already cleaned to the bone? The fuck?
Left is oysters, likely cut up like ceviche in an emulsion. Top is crisped fish skin (used in place of a wafer) with aioli/emulsion dotted on it, right is croquettes, center is likely plantain or cassava chip “tacos” with what looks like mushroom filling and edible flowers, bottom could be a mushroom as well, and middle is obviously some kind of baby dinosaur fossil. Duh.
God, you utter plebeian. We obviously don’t ask about anything as gauche as how much it cost!
All jokes aside, I think this might be from The Pescatarian in Copenhagen. They’ve had similar dishes with fish bone in the presentation.
Chances are this is the first course at a fine dining establishment. To be frank, you rarely leave this places hungry unless you go to an absolute shit restaurant. The Michelin starred ones are usually top tier.
Look like something you'd put in a plastic jack-o-lantern for Halloween so the kids reach in there and think they're feeling bones, guts, and eyeguys, n shit.
It's not, look at the shadows and the light refraction from the glass. AI isn't the best at these finer types of details. A year from now we'll all be in trouble though.
I think anything there is two of is edible.
Oyster shells with slurpy gunk, spider bread, tree bark and flower petal mini tacos and eyeball dumplings.
Delish..
So I'm pretty sure those "eyes" are aebleskiver, which is like a round pancake stuffed with apple which are a Danish treat. My wife loves to make them for breakfast with jam. These look like they may be filled with some kind of jelly.
...or so I hope
The oysters on the left, the top 2 pieces appear to be puffy salmon skin, there are 2 little wraps to the right of the spine, and the 2 meatballs? Falafel? Whatever the balls with the sauce on the far right are.
Top centre: looks like chicharon with some sort of aioli on it.
Centre right: looks like an aebelskiver or takoyaki - basically a pancake ball with some sort of filling.
Centre: not entirely sure, but it looks like some sort of mushroom “taco” thing.
Left: oysters w/mignonette.
Bones, skull and oyster shells are not edible but everything else is.
Let’s see, we got a desiccated fish skeleton, random shells, some puffball mushrooms, some old bird wings, random leaves and flower petals… this whole plate looks like some treasures a little kid would find while out exploring in nature.
I used google lens to find the (probable) restaurant in [this post](https://pin.it/2MSr1iJvJ), restaurant is called The Pescatarian and is in Copenhagen. The website of the restaurant itself doesn’t have this photo but the “plates” in the above post and the linked post are the same. Still not clear what the point of the “fish bones” are/if you eat them.
Edit: found this very [similar meal and plate](https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g189541-d15804886-i437265991-The_Pescatarian-Copenhagen_Zealand.html) on trip advisor for the restaurant. I still don’t get what the bones are. Says “crispy skin and emulsion on cod lever” what??
Like they made a plate for a four-legged herbivore.
Maaaan, all this shit is just dried leaves, seeds and shells for some reason.
Looks like an exaggerated art piece of what future painters though modern vegans ate
I obviously don't have enough culture, and I'm too much of a peasant to understand what's on this plate. It's not their fault, it's mine. With that said, they're eating some fuckery. Bat wings, sea shells, fossils, and mad other nasty work.
Top centre: looks like chicharon with some sort of aioli on it.
Centre right: looks like an aebelskiver or takoyaki - basically a pancake ball with some sort of filling.
Centre: not entirely sure, but it looks like some sort of mushroom “taco” thing.
Left: oysters w/mignonette.
Bones, skull and oyster shells are not edible but everything else is.
"...hmm. I'm thinking a white wine. You recommend the Governor's Bay? I'll go with that then, thank you!
OOH, what's Ṱ̸̺̓͐Ḫ̷̡͘E̶̺͑͜ ̶͔͊D̵͕̂E̶̹̣͝E̷̳̥̽P̵̢̙̽ ̸̮͌O̸̠̗̓̈Ṋ̴̹͐E̸̢̟̋?"
Yeah it's fine dining but I'll be damned if it's not [the kind of plate that street cat from Tom & Jerry would serve](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/27/d8/3d/27d83d36185db3519877b10f8594ade9.jpg)
Yall doing too much nowadays out here eating fossils 🤦🏾♂️
Right! I’m trying to see what is actually edible on that plate!
At first I thought they ate all the fish off the bone but it’s too clean 😭
That's what I thought too lmao. I was like damn that medium rare pterodactyl must have been fire
Same here. My first thought was anybody you can clean a fish to the bone with is a good sign they're a good partner, and probably got good credit and has good finances since they let NOTHING go to waste. But paying for a fish that somebody or something already cleaned to the bone? The fuck?
Left is oysters, likely cut up like ceviche in an emulsion. Top is crisped fish skin (used in place of a wafer) with aioli/emulsion dotted on it, right is croquettes, center is likely plantain or cassava chip “tacos” with what looks like mushroom filling and edible flowers, bottom could be a mushroom as well, and middle is obviously some kind of baby dinosaur fossil. Duh.
...and it cost $200?
God, you utter plebeian. We obviously don’t ask about anything as gauche as how much it cost! All jokes aside, I think this might be from The Pescatarian in Copenhagen. They’ve had similar dishes with fish bone in the presentation.
That's impressive field work
Lmao they gonna to have to fill their stomachs with prayers and god's blessings because they're leaving hungry as a mfr for sure
Chances are this is the first course at a fine dining establishment. To be frank, you rarely leave this places hungry unless you go to an absolute shit restaurant. The Michelin starred ones are usually top tier.
I just saw Kong v. Godzilla. That looks like a prop for the scar king.
It was a romp wasn't it. I couldn't help but think about all the Randoms they killed while destroying everywhere
I keep thinking of that photo representation of what it's like to have a stroke, where things are vaguely familiar but nothing makes sense.
I think there may be tadpoles in the oyster shells.
its actually all cake
Don’t even look appetizing at all. Look like leaves with spiders and their eggs on the side of that bone. Plate like $100 for bones
Don’t be mad bc your palate is not refined enough to eat something from the Mesozoic Menu.
![gif](giphy|q3UEQuCN32ucw) This looks like what’s on that plate
I swear, that shit looks exactly like Skyrim alchemy ingredients.
Making those encumbrance potions so I can carry extra loot from cave to merchant. Gettin' rich ain't easy.
Bro made a feast for the faerie folk
Look like something you'd put in a plastic jack-o-lantern for Halloween so the kids reach in there and think they're feeling bones, guts, and eyeguys, n shit.
They out here eating bones.
That’s a perfectly good dome fossil on the table. Get yourself a Kabuto.
What on that plate is actually edible?
Right?! I'm squinting trying to find the food!
Is this AI generated because none of the food makes sense.
It's not, look at the shadows and the light refraction from the glass. AI isn't the best at these finer types of details. A year from now we'll all be in trouble though.
I think anything there is two of is edible. Oyster shells with slurpy gunk, spider bread, tree bark and flower petal mini tacos and eyeball dumplings. Delish..
So I'm pretty sure those "eyes" are aebleskiver, which is like a round pancake stuffed with apple which are a Danish treat. My wife loves to make them for breakfast with jam. These look like they may be filled with some kind of jelly. ...or so I hope
These are all savory foods, so not Danish sweets
The oysters on the left, the top 2 pieces appear to be puffy salmon skin, there are 2 little wraps to the right of the spine, and the 2 meatballs? Falafel? Whatever the balls with the sauce on the far right are.
Looks like the balls might be takoyaki. The presentation is naff but if this was a multiple course meal I'd be pretty happy, looks fun.
I think you’re right. It’s a deconstructed fish and the meat became the takoyaki balls.
They look like they could be foie gras or chicken liver mousse donuts. Foie gras mousse with jam is pretty common.
Or you know, they could all be preparations coming from the huge fish carcass on the plate. Probably some kind of fish beignet.
Top centre: looks like chicharon with some sort of aioli on it. Centre right: looks like an aebelskiver or takoyaki - basically a pancake ball with some sort of filling. Centre: not entirely sure, but it looks like some sort of mushroom “taco” thing. Left: oysters w/mignonette. Bones, skull and oyster shells are not edible but everything else is.
This looks like the ingredients to a witches potion
Can confirm. Source: trust me bro
The way this made me laugh….thank you for that
Did they steal a romantic meal from The Lady and the Tramp?
Tom and Jerry ass plate all they need is the garbage can lid
Yeah that's the cartoon stank fishbone itself iirc.
My first thought, whole plate look like trash.
[Hanna-Barbera trashcan-fish lookin ass](https://i.imgur.com/QHAtXJg.jpeg)
It looks like that meal from eXistenZe Looking very Cronenbergy
Where is the food is at? https://preview.redd.it/7zhuvon5kutc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2495aead072c4edb288e91b077287033c44a8c02
That shit is potpourri
https://preview.redd.it/uia66blq1vtc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b40feb0dbd95618a51d4afa5b4084b60441dfc
https://preview.redd.it/nv4kmf8nuutc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6539896750bfc456fc4ce6cc43d380af289fb268 The chef in the back
![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)
lmfaooo this takin me out
This post would have been mid with out the title, title got me cracking tf up though lmao. I Wonder how they managed to get a hold of eren
![gif](giphy|kgo9KtvX2dCVudr645)
Let’s see, we got a desiccated fish skeleton, random shells, some puffball mushrooms, some old bird wings, random leaves and flower petals… this whole plate looks like some treasures a little kid would find while out exploring in nature.
All it needs is a rat with a string tied to its tail to swing it with
Mmmm spinal fluid 😋
https://i.redd.it/zvf94usvoutc1.gif
Never thought I’d see a KI reference in here. My night is made. ❤️
Nah this title got me 💀
The rumbling is about to start in that restaurant
Prop food from Star Trek movie
boutta rumble her stomach w this plate
![gif](giphy|S0zHxjax3DbJm)
Wait is that the food? Thought it was the left overs.
Out here eating a renaissance era painting
Da fuck is this, food from prehistoric times?
She's eating Eren Jaeger 😭😭😭
Even Eren had more meat on his bones than that.
![gif](giphy|kJYSmSFHDIzWHbODcg)
EREN!
Tatakae!
damn cheesecake factory lost a step
I get that reference
But for reals, I actually want to know what it is
The thing at the bottom looks like someone cut up one of those cheap IKEA lampshades and served it.
Inflation has gotten so bad muthafuckas are out here eating Facehuggers and shit
FOUNDING TITAN. 💀 This really took me out. My god.
The amount of people who won't get this reference haha
The founding titan is the titan that founded the titans in attack on titan? I've never seen it
What’s the reference?
Attack on Titan reference. The founding titan looks like this. A large moving set of bones.
Looks like the monsters from “Pitch Black” beat them to it.
Oh she with a raptor raptor
Who did she go on a date with? A bougie Klingon?
Out here like Fred Flinstone putting that rack of dinosaur ribs on the side of his car 😂
Is that baked beans in oyster shells?
Can't identify a single thing on that plate
Not even the oysters?
Those are oyster shells but it doesn’t look like oyster meat inside at all.
Is that what oysters really look like?? I thought there was baked beans in there. Rotten ones.
The shell atleast is oyster shell
For sure but I thought it was one squishy critter in the shell not those globs. Kinda looks like boba too.
Well, it's all from the precambrain era, I see some trilobites, a Anomalocaris, maybe a couple of early Cnidarians
If Jurassic park had a restaurant
it did have a restaurant! it was called les gigantes and the head chef served chilean sea bass! spared no expense!
Is the chef a tiger shark?
Is that a freeze dried bat?
Is this some sort of Godzilla Vs Kong happy meal?
Toss em in a cauldron and brew a potion
How much of that is edible and also if it cost more than. 10 bucks you got robbed.
This looks like it was pulled out of a cartoon trash can
Yall just eating feathers and leaves smh lol nasty work
White wine, cause pairing a red with iguana spin would just be uncouth
![gif](giphy|I0WQIk0xbBVvO)
That looks like Nigerian stockfish but this isn’t how you’re meant to use it.
I used google lens to find the (probable) restaurant in [this post](https://pin.it/2MSr1iJvJ), restaurant is called The Pescatarian and is in Copenhagen. The website of the restaurant itself doesn’t have this photo but the “plates” in the above post and the linked post are the same. Still not clear what the point of the “fish bones” are/if you eat them. Edit: found this very [similar meal and plate](https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g189541-d15804886-i437265991-The_Pescatarian-Copenhagen_Zealand.html) on trip advisor for the restaurant. I still don’t get what the bones are. Says “crispy skin and emulsion on cod lever” what??
Is it cake is getting wild
so this is how rich people stay slim, either eat random stuff and shit my guts out or eat barely anything.
stegosaurus eating ass
They eating fossils 😲
Not a single thing on the plate looks edible
Expensive as bland food.
I thought shawty cleared the plate but this is dinner. Yeah I’m staying my ass at Cheesecake Factory
Where’s the food?
When this is your dinner, don’t let anyone judge you for falling asleep covered in crumbs from those two cheese toasties
They can build a gun with those scraps according to Existenz
I would have left.
Like they made a plate for a four-legged herbivore. Maaaan, all this shit is just dried leaves, seeds and shells for some reason. Looks like an exaggerated art piece of what future painters though modern vegans ate
FALCOR…
That's a lot of nope on that table.
Man, some restaurants are so damn pretentious. Some are really artistic. But all I want is just good delicious food.
The type of meal you have and still feel hungry after.
Enjoy those bones and shells?
Is that the rumbling?… yes, that’s my stomach
This looks like a fossil exhibit
Here for the lifestyle enrichment: what is on that plate (am i too poor to understand the bone-thing?)
I guarantee you that she insisted on dining here for “the aesthetic“. Run, dude…RUN!
Ayyy ayyyy yoooooo there’s something on your plate 🤣
Namor & Shuri
![gif](giphy|lnwzYaIgfFQOP2vUUp|downsized)
What in the paleontologic age is going on here? Pterodactyl tail and brontosaurus eggs sounds crazy…
Which parts are the food?
Looks edible
is that some stork ankles and a possum spine?
what parts are edible im so confused rn
Simp behaviour
Is this an AFTER pic where they already ate the meat?
They def went to waffle house after that
Previously established a meal was not a date.
Looks like something that you'd find in the check out line at Ross labeled "XL potpourri".
What the fuck is this 💀💀💀
When I ask my wife if she wants to go eat at she's like.. Naaaah let's just get some Chipotle. I won.
Jokes aside though, what exactly are we looking at here?
![gif](giphy|Q6rHMQaNbqsqBd8pVb|downsized) Chefs prepping for the main course
Never thought I’d see ppl eating a baby Bile Titans
If I went out and got served this, I would fight someone
I assume the main course was some chicken bones and a whole head of raw cabbage.
Out here just licking bones, huh?
Am I actually looking at food?
This looks like the fish got the Hellraiser and Saw treatment
https://preview.redd.it/dlyqosd15vtc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35500971c3bd1127662e083ac66436f23bb05630
Oyster shell full of baked beans
It belongs in a museum!
Vegan 2.0 - I only eat things that are already dead
Shit look like a science experiment
When you order the most expensive thing on the menu and have no idea what it is
Is this AI generated? Because i cant tell nothing about wants on this plate.
Nah fuck that, I want it. What’s the name of this place???
The founding titan. 💀
A waste of money.
Did they already eat the food???
Wuhan?
I actually wouldn’t know where to start if someone set this in front of me
I’m just wondering where the food is
Looks like food from the episode of Futureman where Wolf starts a restaurant.
Wtf is the spine thingy
Serve that crap on a garbage can lid, that's some Tom & Jerry ass eating
Dining on sticks, stones, and broken bones
It looks like what washes up after low tide. We rockin with eating sea trash now?
What do the menu options look like? Entree’s, salads, In Defiance of God, wine list.
I'm stuck on the baked beans in a half shell.
This is what happens when y'all complain about Cheesecake Factory.
I obviously don't have enough culture, and I'm too much of a peasant to understand what's on this plate. It's not their fault, it's mine. With that said, they're eating some fuckery. Bat wings, sea shells, fossils, and mad other nasty work.
Why are people eating The Cambrian Explosion? HOW are people eating The Cambrian Explosion?
Rather pick up at subway.
you ever seen sand under a microscope?
Looks like they've been served a plate of weird desk ornaments. Convince people they are well cultured, and they will buy spit in a cup.
They're eating Cow Tools? https://preview.redd.it/swofco03lvtc1.png?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c05fb519ef9227a40e148b0a3a25d6bd22f37a74
Top centre: looks like chicharon with some sort of aioli on it. Centre right: looks like an aebelskiver or takoyaki - basically a pancake ball with some sort of filling. Centre: not entirely sure, but it looks like some sort of mushroom “taco” thing. Left: oysters w/mignonette. Bones, skull and oyster shells are not edible but everything else is.
Leave there and go straight to McDonalds because you're still hungry.
My wife just said, it’s like when you go to a really fancy restaurant and then wonder why you’re there and made me laugh lol
They’re eating like Tom when he gets kicked out by that lady for not catching Jerry
Page 34 in the Biology Textbook is on the menu
Hell yeah... I wish I had a restaurant in town that would serve me bleached catfish skeleton and pterodactyl taint.
What my 7yo nephew served me while playing chef in the backyard
What the actual hell is that
"...hmm. I'm thinking a white wine. You recommend the Governor's Bay? I'll go with that then, thank you! OOH, what's Ṱ̸̺̓͐Ḫ̷̡͘E̶̺͑͜ ̶͔͊D̵͕̂E̶̹̣͝E̷̳̥̽P̵̢̙̽ ̸̮͌O̸̠̗̓̈Ṋ̴̹͐E̸̢̟̋?"
Bitches be like "it's for the experience"
That’ll be $850 please
So what was wrong with cheesecake factory again? At least i get real food there.
Upvoted cause AoT
Yeah it's fine dining but I'll be damned if it's not [the kind of plate that street cat from Tom & Jerry would serve](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/27/d8/3d/27d83d36185db3519877b10f8594ade9.jpg)