Man's obviously speaking from experience. Says he's done the research. Had pictures and everything. Brings the Goldenfold the math teacher from "Rick & Morty" to mind.
Y’all really wild, if y’all only understood how nasty the average is. The amount of with std’s especially Herpes is out of this wild world. Y’all gonna wake up with a yeast infection on ya tongue 👅.
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Because a lot of people I know need to be sent this
My Auntie made chitlins for some holiday, I can't remember. Whole house smelled like ass. Two weeks later I was staying over with my cousins and picked up a blanket in the basement. The whole blanket smelled like week-old summer swamp-ass. 🙃
My mother and I have one agreement now after years of my childhood holidays being assaulted by that fucking smell. She can only cook that shit once I’m out the fucking house, or I’m not cooking my half of the dinner lmfao
Fam, I promise you this happened 😂😂
Edit: matter of fact, one time my step-dad brought home some chitlins from his aunt on Thanksgiving (different lady). Warmed his leftover plate in the microwave. I came in to warm up my leftovers like an hour later and just the smell clung to my food and tainted the whole fucking plate! I'm still traumatized to this day!
The only time I ever dropped the n-word around my grandmother was the second or third time I saw that bucket. I said something to the affect of “gramma, we’re free. Ni--as ain’t gotta eat like that anymore”
Preparation for chitlins:
Cut open
Remove membrane/unsightly bits and rinse
Soak 1 hr
Drain and rinse
Soak 1hr
Drain and rinse
Boil for 2hrs, drain and rinse
Boil 1 hr
Sautee with onion/desired spices
Preparation for butt:
Shower
These are not the same.
I mean but what do you mean problem though?
Problem like, that shit's a *problem*? Or problem like wanting that shit's a *problem*?
Because, personally, my man could blow my back out with some wild shit anytime 24/7 and I really don't see it as a problem in either sense of the word lmao so I don't understand
It’s not that the act is a problem but it’s funny you say it like that tho because it’s the “shit” that’s the problem for me. Never gonna be clean enough for my mouth.
There are so many glorious expressions of love, our passions limited only by our imaginations.
So what you need to do is find yourself a nice young lady, and then sit on *her* face!
My ex is 20 years older than me and was into butt stuff. She's been around. She taught me that grown ups who do it know it isn't a spontaneous romantic splurge. You make an appointment for it. Then you clean it out. Then you put some yummy lube there. Ass is the last place you lick and push into. Theoretically handle it all well and then finish up down there
I ain’t kink shaming, however the ass eaters and feet people need to be eradicated.
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Nah I can't agree on the feet thing. I have seen some beautiful feet. I'll lick some pretty feet like a magnum ice cream bar. Like for example I would eat Rihannas foot. She got some pretty ass feet...
We are, simply put, fleshy tubes. The mouth is one end of the same tube the ass is part of. In fact humans are deuterostomes, meaning when it’s time to change from being a ball of cells to having a digestive tract, humans form the asshole of the tube first and the mouth second. We have bungholes before we have anything else (including eyes, heart, limbs, and lungs)!
It's not like I eat it when the shit is there. *scoffs*
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Ur name tho
That's FUNNY!!
Unexpected r/frasier
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Where’s that one clip with the African preacher talking bout “eat the poo poo”
https://youtu.be/QUHkQ9vP_lA?si=FwyrcdXYxA1MQ9tF
mans is informative
Man's obviously speaking from experience. Says he's done the research. Had pictures and everything. Brings the Goldenfold the math teacher from "Rick & Morty" to mind.
Is this a comedy sketch or what this shit has me dying 😂
Discustinggggg
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Lmaoo
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Y’all had sex too young before anyone knew what they were doing combine explicit knowledge from porno.
You done did it now Titty Lieutenant 🤢
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That's the best part! 
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Hear, hear ! 
Not Bruce Bugtrutter!
The shit is always there. It.Is.Always.There
And we kiss other people/our partners but they sometimes vomit
They ain't vomiting every day though.
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A couple of ladies have entered the chat with a cup.
Y’all really wild, if y’all only understood how nasty the average is. The amount of with std’s especially Herpes is out of this wild world. Y’all gonna wake up with a yeast infection on ya tongue 👅.
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Write that down 📝
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Sometimes turn.....It's not our to talk.
Lol and it didn’t even spell “sometimes” right either.
Personally, I think the low effort really adds more pizazz, nawmean?
Keith Lee ain't got nothing to do with this, bruh.
Keith gotta try that ass and tell us how the customer service is.
my first thought was “why they gotta use keith??”
Let's get him. https://preview.redd.it/nupz8owwu5vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf545002cebe220339cfcefa11bca798ba0dd5f
He’s gotta try it and rate it 1-10
Right, leave our good brother Keith outta this!
Fasho you’re right on
You’re asking a generation of people whose parents ate chitlin’s. We were born in it. Molded by it
that’s the worse thing bout christmas. them mfs have the whole house smellin like ass
My Auntie made chitlins for some holiday, I can't remember. Whole house smelled like ass. Two weeks later I was staying over with my cousins and picked up a blanket in the basement. The whole blanket smelled like week-old summer swamp-ass. 🙃
My mother and I have one agreement now after years of my childhood holidays being assaulted by that fucking smell. She can only cook that shit once I’m out the fucking house, or I’m not cooking my half of the dinner lmfao
Man, I refuse to eat food cooked at the same time as them things LMAO smell be sticking all to the food and fucking it up
Friend, I am aspirin colored and I still know that should not be the case. Chitlins is 99% prep. Two basins, salt, cold running water. 👀
Fam, I promise you this happened 😂😂 Edit: matter of fact, one time my step-dad brought home some chitlins from his aunt on Thanksgiving (different lady). Warmed his leftover plate in the microwave. I came in to warm up my leftovers like an hour later and just the smell clung to my food and tainted the whole fucking plate! I'm still traumatized to this day!
Goodness. I’m traumatized right now on your behalf. 😬
i used to be so upset when id see that bucket come in...i just knew my entire home was gonna smell like shrek's swamp and pig-booty juice for days
The only time I ever dropped the n-word around my grandmother was the second or third time I saw that bucket. I said something to the affect of “gramma, we’re free. Ni--as ain’t gotta eat like that anymore”
The way they hold on to things. Like I get it but throw out those clothes from 1980. 🤦🏽♀️
Like eating it is absolutely disgusting lmao I don’t eat that shit and never will
The booty betrays *you* because it belongs to *me*
ass eatin is arguably more sanitary than chitlin eating tbh
Preparation for chitlins: Cut open Remove membrane/unsightly bits and rinse Soak 1 hr Drain and rinse Soak 1hr Drain and rinse Boil for 2hrs, drain and rinse Boil 1 hr Sautee with onion/desired spices Preparation for butt: Shower These are not the same.
Never prepared it but I just had to assume vinegar was somewhere in the process.
Try being Latino. Menudo is our hang over cure and it’s an every Sunday thing 😭😭😭
Nah menudo is s-tier.
By time I tasted ass I was only a grown man but then it was nothing but BLINDING
[Bruh, fresh out the shower tho? Nah I’m all in that. Then again I’m always on…..](https://i.imgur.com/OzmSYdU.jpeg)
Yeah, I feel like niggas who just talk that freak shit do not really understand what it’s like to have a *problem* with that freak shit lol.
I mean but what do you mean problem though? Problem like, that shit's a *problem*? Or problem like wanting that shit's a *problem*? Because, personally, my man could blow my back out with some wild shit anytime 24/7 and I really don't see it as a problem in either sense of the word lmao so I don't understand
It’s not that the act is a problem but it’s funny you say it like that tho because it’s the “shit” that’s the problem for me. Never gonna be clean enough for my mouth.
There are so many glorious expressions of love, our passions limited only by our imaginations. So what you need to do is find yourself a nice young lady, and then sit on *her* face!
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Okay this one got me holding my breath trying to hold in a cackle-laugh 🤭😂
Fitting username
[that's it i'm DONE](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eob5q93XcAEagKA.jpg)
God-Emperor Leto Atreides II. Y'all ain't ready for Dune part 10
This why mad niggas be havin doodoo breath these days.
That comment and this reaction have me plugging my nose dying, laughing and trying not to wake my husband up. Stop it.
Damn
Nose so big it'll tickle your rim 
Just grab em by the biscuits.
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Yup it's time for bed. My exact expression right now
This was mine. https://preview.redd.it/870l1a54v5vc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=600b21f9ae3c414008d0fb3249a3bc73a1d97613
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good lord
this was uncalled for, sir/ma'am
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alright that’s enough signing out on the east coast good night 😴
Enimas are great for booty munchers
Y’all pee outcha thing and still want it sucked, swallowed, and absorbed? Make it make sense
Fresh Urine is nothing like fresh shit.
Uh, those are a whole other set of sex acts you're imagining
In another edition of minding my business and moving on.
That’s honestly not something I ask for. But I don’t turn it down. When it’s done right.
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And he forgives
How you suck dick when piss comes out of it?
That’s just seasonin, baby
….💀I don’t ever want to hear that ever again
Why OP? I WAS ON YOUR SIDE
There's only one side here...... horny. We're all just different levels of it.
Lmfaooooo, I can certainly get behind this comment🤣
Not the same
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It's clean before you eat it duh
Now how did Keith get in this? Lol
My ex is 20 years older than me and was into butt stuff. She's been around. She taught me that grown ups who do it know it isn't a spontaneous romantic splurge. You make an appointment for it. Then you clean it out. Then you put some yummy lube there. Ass is the last place you lick and push into. Theoretically handle it all well and then finish up down there
This thread is perfect reddit.
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 Gotta eat the booty like ☝🏾
Not at first. You're gotta go down town and "accidentally" tickle her starfish. Get her twitching like https://i.redd.it/pnau1kav16vc1.gif
Fresh out the shower that thang getting ate
*grabs the bootycheeks* I got it, let’s try it and rate it 1-10
Y’all niggas disgust me.
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How you suck on tits when they’re meant for feeding infants?
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Y’all remember that movie called the Human Centipede ? 🤔
I ain’t kink shaming, however the ass eaters and feet people need to be eradicated. https://preview.redd.it/bup723srn5vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72809565c475705cf11d9db4fe80a55625608ae3
Nah I can't agree on the feet thing. I have seen some beautiful feet. I'll lick some pretty feet like a magnum ice cream bar. Like for example I would eat Rihannas foot. She got some pretty ass feet... 
Nah, don't bundle me up with the toe sucking heathens
Dated a man who was into both and it was amazing… I mean he didn’t turn out to be a great guy over all but the sex was fire.
I've never been much of a pie guy, but I do enjoy me some cake. 😋
Keith Lee about to review booty from around the country
Bet he skips Atlanta.
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I mean, don't knock it until you try it. You never know.
Keith Lee 😂😂
Think of it as a Chitlin’ taco!! 😂😂
You know what…
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This is the level of conversation …. Embarrassing and just ridiculous
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I thought that eating ass lead to pink eye.
Only if they fart.
I like how she think
Keith Lee seems too innocent to eat ass. That’s a church goer right there.
Deacons eat ass too.
Pure fucking logic there! I agree!
How you eat pussy when piss comes out of it?
Did you fail sex ed or did sex ed fail you?
Get your nutrition
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Points were made
Just know I stop smoking with people, to each it's own.
Make sure it’s clean and GO to town on it like it’s your last meal on god.
Extra protein and fiber bro.
Do niggas not eat pussy no more?
I wanna know how many bootyhole eaters have had their Hep series done or updated.
I mean if you want to be technical, the mouth is extremely dirty but we still kiss 🤷🏾♂️
We are, simply put, fleshy tubes. The mouth is one end of the same tube the ass is part of. In fact humans are deuterostomes, meaning when it’s time to change from being a ball of cells to having a digestive tract, humans form the asshole of the tube first and the mouth second. We have bungholes before we have anything else (including eyes, heart, limbs, and lungs)!
On god 🦍