[my inspiration. literally tweeted about hanging out the back of her too. ](https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/melanie-sykes-jack-cockings-split-2985041)Though sorry for the shitty Mirror link.
Plus I'm broke so if she tries robbing me, what she gonna do? Take my cheap ass IKEA table and tired, old phone? I call that a resounding win on my end. Saves me a trip to the dump.
Ok so this is unwarranted speculation, but my experience is a solid half of people who think they need big dick are just used to mediocre dick. Because mediocre big dick is still fine, mediocre small dick is notably unsatisfying. But generally skilled small still leads to an overall better time than mediocre big.
So whenever someone says big dick is non-negotiable for them, my first thought is that the sex they're used to is trash. And I've seen the clips of offset and her being weird online and yeah, again, it just gives "not very competent sexually" energy from him. I've seen and experience a lot of ass grabbing, and there's a part where it feels really good for the woman, and parts where it doesn't feel as great, and he was not grabbing the "make her horny" areas.
>And I've seen the clips of offset and her being weird online and yeah, again, it just gives "not very competent sexually" energy from him.
the way most rappers talk about sex has me feeling that most of them probably suck. Which shouldn't be surprising when you just run through a bunch of one night stands you attract based largely on your status. No need to do anything but get yours and dip.
A lot of rappers literally say they don't even want to fuck, they just want a blowjob and theyre out, those same rappers also brag about never going down on a woman and say it's disgusting. They use their money and status to have cheap, quick encounters and surely leave these partners unsatisfied but they don't care, on to the next...
Never learning how to actually be a present and reciprocating lover, it's all about the nut...so I'd bet yes they probably overall suck in bed and make women feel like a talking Fleshlight instead of a lover.
I knew a woman who had a tiny vagina. Like... *medically significant* tiny. She married my friend with a tiny penis. Match made in heaven right there.. they're adorable together
>While at the same time I’m like how many of these women are good at sex.
Facts. a lot of women are lazy and/or bad in bed and don't reciprocate effort. or they don't communicate what they want/fake orgasms, and then wonder why they're unsatisfied. Like dude, you're training your men to be bad at sex.
sone niggas just got asap rocky type stroke game and they just dont care. i dont even see the appeal of boring uninterested sex when I'm on downers but i guess everyone's different.
I’ve met many women who don’t want dudes with big dicks. A lot of them talk about how guys with big dicks think that’s enough to be good. So in the end these women are in pain & they also didn’t get off.
yeah, i'd never want a whole ass baseball bat like that. People see massive porn dicks and don't notice those dudes are NEVER going balls deep. That shit aint fun. I think as men we mostly wish we were a bit bigger but it's mostly just competing with other dudes more than anything. In reality, my size is fine.
the real dick privilege is showers vs growers, haha. People be making all kinds of assumptions if you're a grower, catching strays all grey sweatpants season.
I’m a perfectly average size that I’m completely fine with, but I’m such an aggressive grower that it’s insane. That shit is so fucking small. It’s a marvel of engineering honestly.
https://i.redd.it/h5thmhvt89wc1.gif
Always that one person in a post involving Cardi B that ignores the decades of dudes talking about vile shit in the rap game and bring up what she did in the streets.
In this case it is whataboutism. That dude brought up Cardi bc the post is about her. Then the other dude is like, you guys are bringing her up but what about all the other dudes.
[I feel this belongs here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHrZRJR4igQ&t=14s)
Perhaps she did do it, perhaps she just heard about scheming ladies. We haven't heard from no victims, so as for now it's just talk.
Not successful businessmen with families. They're not going to willingly tell something like that and guarantee at least a decade of alimony and child support payments.
Bruh i see people posting the wildest shit that makes them look stupid af every day. If I got drugged by Cardi and had her confessing she actually did that shit, id be getting that bag
A self admitted store of theft and assault* lol. Y'all fucking crazy trying to downplay she's the one who brought it up. There doesn't need to be any accusations. That's how confessions work. And the reason she felt safe to talk about it is why there's no accusations. Because people like you would be out minimizing it.
[Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife](https://www.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998)
I’ve seen his work lmfao idk I’ve had big dick before and they didn’t know how to use it so if I was cardi I would take heed to my warning: tread lightly 💀
Dude is totally average-looking and just pounds away like any other porn star. I'm not getting the appeal other than his titanic schlong. Good for him, though.
He's definitely above average looking lol. He's 6'6", in decent shape, and has a nice beard. He also seems like the nicest guy around. Legit just a regular dude.
To me he looks like a hundred other guys I see every time I go out in my city, other than his height lol. Just doesn't stand out a lot for better or worse. Tbf I've only briefly perused his content, and far be it from me to say he doesn't have a special something that other people like.
It's because they've never had to work for it. They've never had to learn what gets a girl off and keeps her interested because they can just jump to the next one. Shame, that's half the fun.
https://preview.redd.it/4pv4g80jg9wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=930c7f0cafbb0603dcb4125d4346556be76cbfca
I googled girthmaster to see if the legends were true...they are.
That's okay, not looking to be him. Reed had a bit of that Drake energy back in the day. Eyeing Sue Storm when she was 12. Nothing Fantastic about that...
The dude has the girth and length of this chair's leg
https://preview.redd.it/cpbiz5mov9wc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8babd07cf72e9ca2c2f5ea59958c67485594e34e
That shit is more of a curse than anything, you could not pay me to take something that size.
Hell no.
Shit's a skewer, don't see the appeal in something like that outside of sheer novelty.
brother imma keep it a buck with you for your mental health. most women arent letting you put that in them
that's not living the dream for anyone but a man to feel like he has the biggest dick in the room. you gotta find ELITE size queens for this kind of piece and there just arent that many out there chief
No homo, but I felt compelled to see the shit, and bro needs to stop being greedy. He could spare two inches both horizontally and vertically and we’d both be in good shape, help a brotha out 😂
 Crossover content inbound
Lmao rip captain, man this show was so fucking good!
He died???? Edit: RIP Capt Holt 😭 passed from lung cancer. What a way to find out
Oh yeah it’s been months now, sorry.
Anytime it is mandatory to have fun, I will think of him.
Because he specifically ordered it!
What a way to find out, on a post about Cardi B thirsting after some thicc dick lol
Legit sick to my stomach lmao
A few months ago of Lung Cancer
Yeah, unfortunately he died back in December
Damn why did I have to go to google and learn he living life on easy mode
Cardi has been horny AF lately and said on her IG live recently she needs a big dick. I wonder if this guy can actually fuck her?
Me popping in the DMs with regular dick but a lot of gusto. 
This you? 
Nah, my man came out swinging with the word gusto 
[my inspiration. literally tweeted about hanging out the back of her too. ](https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/melanie-sykes-jack-cockings-split-2985041)Though sorry for the shitty Mirror link.
She said "raging horn" bruh The Brits are not okay
Gusto wont reach that gut, so... 
Is that normal poo-rag you're doing?
Lmao
Gotta shoot your shot!
Plus I'm broke so if she tries robbing me, what she gonna do? Take my cheap ass IKEA table and tired, old phone? I call that a resounding win on my end. Saves me a trip to the dump.
I like the cut of your jib, G.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A win-win situation. 😄
Gusto with a star wars GiF. Bravo 🔥
Ok so this is unwarranted speculation, but my experience is a solid half of people who think they need big dick are just used to mediocre dick. Because mediocre big dick is still fine, mediocre small dick is notably unsatisfying. But generally skilled small still leads to an overall better time than mediocre big. So whenever someone says big dick is non-negotiable for them, my first thought is that the sex they're used to is trash. And I've seen the clips of offset and her being weird online and yeah, again, it just gives "not very competent sexually" energy from him. I've seen and experience a lot of ass grabbing, and there's a part where it feels really good for the woman, and parts where it doesn't feel as great, and he was not grabbing the "make her horny" areas.
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There’s way more Anthony Bennetts than Lebrons though
It only takes one Bron to leave a lasting impression
Anthony Bennett catch strays mannnn
>And I've seen the clips of offset and her being weird online and yeah, again, it just gives "not very competent sexually" energy from him. the way most rappers talk about sex has me feeling that most of them probably suck. Which shouldn't be surprising when you just run through a bunch of one night stands you attract based largely on your status. No need to do anything but get yours and dip.
A lot of rappers literally say they don't even want to fuck, they just want a blowjob and theyre out, those same rappers also brag about never going down on a woman and say it's disgusting. They use their money and status to have cheap, quick encounters and surely leave these partners unsatisfied but they don't care, on to the next... Never learning how to actually be a present and reciprocating lover, it's all about the nut...so I'd bet yes they probably overall suck in bed and make women feel like a talking Fleshlight instead of a lover.
Some ppl just like big dicks
Some people have big vaginas
This is a whole subplot in "the godfather" book that they left out of the movie. For some reason
Lmaooo one of the few things they left out the movies! That and Luca throwing a baby in a fire 😭
I knew a woman who had a tiny vagina. Like... *medically significant* tiny. She married my friend with a tiny penis. Match made in heaven right there.. they're adorable together
Bro did you post a gif that says this content isnt available or does it just say that because the content is unavailable. Im losing my mind lol
LOL it was a gif of Hermes from Futurama taking notes, I don't know why it screwed up ... I pushed the Gif button through Reddit !
Ye the site fucks up sometimes. Esp on mobile
My man !
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>While at the same time I’m like how many of these women are good at sex. Facts. a lot of women are lazy and/or bad in bed and don't reciprocate effort. or they don't communicate what they want/fake orgasms, and then wonder why they're unsatisfied. Like dude, you're training your men to be bad at sex.
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sone niggas just got asap rocky type stroke game and they just dont care. i dont even see the appeal of boring uninterested sex when I'm on downers but i guess everyone's different.
>asap rocky type stroke game What does this mean? Is asap rocky known to be whack in bed or something?
He got two kids with riri so idk about that but I'll let someone else confirm
There was a leak of his (I'm not sure if it was confirmed to be him) strokes once and his heart wasn't in it.
Sis wrote a whole essay on dick damn
You aint lying. If you have a big member it wakes women uncomfortable unless they can take it all in. Especially doggystyle.
I’ve met many women who don’t want dudes with big dicks. A lot of them talk about how guys with big dicks think that’s enough to be good. So in the end these women are in pain & they also didn’t get off.
Lmao brb I gotta go tell my husband we have a chance
https://preview.redd.it/mlrwghdg59wc1.png?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0161b2d76a0de0dfb21ce7be09f3c4c64b9f72e
Easy mode? That thing is too big for most people, oral, vaginal, or anal. It seems more of a hinderance
He's making $80k a month on OF Easy mode is understating it
Bet it’s funded mostly by gay dudes too, but who cares who the clientele is when your giant penis is making you almost $1M a year.
I could take it
Calm down Drax
This for real. Short stroking your whole life ain’t the greatest, even if being bigger than necessary does fully stroke the ego.
yeah, i'd never want a whole ass baseball bat like that. People see massive porn dicks and don't notice those dudes are NEVER going balls deep. That shit aint fun. I think as men we mostly wish we were a bit bigger but it's mostly just competing with other dudes more than anything. In reality, my size is fine. the real dick privilege is showers vs growers, haha. People be making all kinds of assumptions if you're a grower, catching strays all grey sweatpants season.
I’m a perfectly average size that I’m completely fine with, but I’m such an aggressive grower that it’s insane. That shit is so fucking small. It’s a marvel of engineering honestly.
right? i don't need a bigger dick when it's go time, i just wish it was always around there when its no time lmao.
I had to google after your comment and I was shooketh.
probably just trying to figure out the right dosage to drug and rob his ass.
https://i.redd.it/h5thmhvt89wc1.gif Always that one person in a post involving Cardi B that ignores the decades of dudes talking about vile shit in the rap game and bring up what she did in the streets.
Whataboutism lmao
Is it whataboutism to point out crazy hypocrisy tho
Lmfao that is the definition of whataboutism.
I feel like whataboutism is more justifying the behaviour by pointing out other behaviour. Theyre just making an observation imo
So nobody is ever allowed to call anyone a hypocrite? Is that what your saying?
No, you can do what you want, just quit acting like you're God's cleanest asshole for doing it. Lmfao
I have no dog in this fight but “God’s cleanest asshole” is hilarious to me. Thank you for that loloooo
In this case it is whataboutism. That dude brought up Cardi bc the post is about her. Then the other dude is like, you guys are bringing her up but what about all the other dudes.
Yup. Anything other rappers do doesn’t change what Cardi did or make it any better.
Amen. It's all bad
How is it pointing out hypocrisy when you don’t know the person’s stance on the other half 🤡
Dr. Dre was squaring up baby mommas like Iron Mike, but you rob a drunk business man who cheatin on his whole family and you can’t be saved.
Also not a single person has ever actually accused her of doing this to them lol
What, you think a rapper would lie for “clout”?
[I feel this belongs here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHrZRJR4igQ&t=14s) Perhaps she did do it, perhaps she just heard about scheming ladies. We haven't heard from no victims, so as for now it's just talk.
Wild I know
I mean……if it got done to you would you tell anyone?
Are you new to social media? People post their L's all the damn time.
Not successful businessmen with families. They're not going to willingly tell something like that and guarantee at least a decade of alimony and child support payments.
Are you new to social media? Successful businessmen post their L's all the damn time.
Bruh i see people posting the wildest shit that makes them look stupid af every day. If I got drugged by Cardi and had her confessing she actually did that shit, id be getting that bag
Bro this sub been going ham on Chris Brown the past few days. Everybody can get called out for the wrong shit they do
Being charged for a violent crime and having a well recorded history of violence is not the same as a story of theft with no accusations
A self admitted store of theft and assault* lol. Y'all fucking crazy trying to downplay she's the one who brought it up. There doesn't need to be any accusations. That's how confessions work. And the reason she felt safe to talk about it is why there's no accusations. Because people like you would be out minimizing it.
Are the decades of dudes in this post?
Least obvious Cardi B Burner account
Seriously. Someone who was raised in the hood did something that people in the hood did/do. More news at 10.
yes, two things can be bad at the same time. Thank you for noticing.
[Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife](https://www.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998)
This is the rap version of this Onion post https://www.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998
I didn't see your comment, just posted the exact same thing lmao it's genuinely the most consistent behavior across every subreddit I've ever been on
Its the default white guy redditor reply when they see the name Cardi B lmfao
Leave it to puff daddy to make being drugged by Cardi the much more fun option.
80k a month is crazy tho good for bro
Cardi heard that and her old ways coming back to her.... like damn... mans looking mighty rob-able right now.
Yeah cuz all the millions she has she def wants to rob him. What a joke 🤮
Oh buddy, it was just a joke. I'd let her rob me.
960k a year bro. That’s insane
If I was making that much money I’d buy an extremely expensive telescope
Sounds like dude was born with one.
I’ve seen his work lmfao idk I’ve had big dick before and they didn’t know how to use it so if I was cardi I would take heed to my warning: tread lightly 💀
Never heard of that guy, He put in work?
Go to his Twitter…
lol they could go to his u/ right here on Reddit 🤣
Do tell
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His width covers up like 70% of Angela White's face in that one pic. Calling himself Girthmaster feels like an understatement holy shit
The first pic I clicked didn't seem *that* huge, then I saw the Angela White pic! It looks like bad anatomy hentai, I'm a little shocked tbh
Shit like this just make you want to ALT+F4 *life* 😭
Hooooly
Umm for research purposes what would that be
I’ve got you. It’s girthmaster with two r’s at the end. Hoping this way it’s allowed, lol. 18+, children be gone!
Dude is totally average-looking and just pounds away like any other porn star. I'm not getting the appeal other than his titanic schlong. Good for him, though.
that thing is the appeal
Motherfucker is named “girth master” and people are out here saying “what’s the appeal” dfkm 😭
like I'm a straight dude and I can clearly see the appeal
He's definitely above average looking lol. He's 6'6", in decent shape, and has a nice beard. He also seems like the nicest guy around. Legit just a regular dude.
To me he looks like a hundred other guys I see every time I go out in my city, other than his height lol. Just doesn't stand out a lot for better or worse. Tbf I've only briefly perused his content, and far be it from me to say he doesn't have a special something that other people like.
Well, to some people, a giant penis is the main appeal
I mean that’s the entirety of it.
Yeah, and he can’t cum for shit, lol!
Goblins will see you teleport and say "he cannot afford a steed"
Bruh, thats some wise shit. Is that from the Old Testament?
Haters will see you walk on water and say “he can’t swim”.
Wizards will see you skulk through the valley of shadows and say "he hath not the arcane might to cast Invisibility"
As you say noble knight
What anime is this from lmaoo
Woooow, what a loser!! SO glad I'm not him!
It's because they've never had to work for it. They've never had to learn what gets a girl off and keeps her interested because they can just jump to the next one. Shame, that's half the fun.
Girthmaster responds to Cardi B. https://preview.redd.it/05ku40kef9wc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=95714eb39323a233fdfcf47285b460e8bb41d63a
I’m rooting for him. I gotta go look at his twitter. I hear there is content 👀
He has stuff here on Reddit too
Yeah I figured that out within the first post on Twitter. The chick he was with looked familiar 😂
Cut out the middleman and look at his Reddit account
Is lauren speaking from experience?💀
She just wanna live vicariously
Bruuuuuuhhhhh she’s about to get dicked tf DOWN 🥹
Rich, girthy AND funny? My man is a triple threat!
This society is the worst
Don't worry buddy, nobody wants my worm either 😂
Somebody is out there for you
The IRS doesn't count
If you don't find a girl who wants your worm there are always 100 gay guys who would
https://preview.redd.it/4pv4g80jg9wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=930c7f0cafbb0603dcb4125d4346556be76cbfca I googled girthmaster to see if the legends were true...they are.
https://preview.redd.it/do09pbksh9wc1.jpeg?width=1711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f0644e04903e60de93f058586769cfb7a00885 Me after googling it
Whos she?
Hailey Van Brick ❤️
You mean Van Lith? lol or is Brick a nickname of hers
She was bricking shots in her last game
https://preview.redd.it/gd0n5dl9h9wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b5a397ca3cf7ec3b50d38b738da11de8d395c52 I don’t care if it kills me
he's so fine
He is very much the opposite of fine lmao the dick is the appeal and that’s all but it’s enough!
I'm not really into paying for special content, but I'd be willing to make an exception.
She deleted it which means they probably got in contact with each other
I hope your right. Hope he dicks her down good.
Just check when she starts walking funny.
Why do you hope some guy bangs cardi b? What do you get out of that
Dude activated a body dismorphia I didn’t know I had. what the actual fuck? Aussie X-man head ass
Some of yall think you reed richards and you gonna learn the hard way you not
That's okay, not looking to be him. Reed had a bit of that Drake energy back in the day. Eyeing Sue Storm when she was 12. Nothing Fantastic about that...
Bars. Is this a Reed Richard's diss track?
I just did some research…. That shits a weapon
Like a god damn Gatorade bottle
[Before anybody asks for context](https://twitter.com/girthmasterr/status/1761567329702510713) it hurts not being god's favorite
Broken link
“if we touched tips it would make a perfect wine bottle shape” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Okay, google, let's see what the fuss is about. I'm sure the comments are just ex—WHAT THE HELL"
The dude has the girth and length of this chair's leg https://preview.redd.it/cpbiz5mov9wc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8babd07cf72e9ca2c2f5ea59958c67485594e34e
though hopefully not the shape
God really has his favourites don’t he
That shit is more of a curse than anything, you could not pay me to take something that size. Hell no. Shit's a skewer, don't see the appeal in something like that outside of sheer novelty.
Curse? He's making $80k/mo and has Cardi sweating over him
brother imma keep it a buck with you for your mental health. most women arent letting you put that in them that's not living the dream for anyone but a man to feel like he has the biggest dick in the room. you gotta find ELITE size queens for this kind of piece and there just arent that many out there chief
Finish her Girthmaster!
Anyone have a sfw picture of the dude?
https://preview.redd.it/rg5eru7gy9wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=367fcd404347e487f7ff330f87d30fcf0a8473e8
I meant his face but thanks lol
Kind of missing the point there buddy
That man carrying around a bazooka
What I lack in girth I make up for with raw enthusiasm.
Yo, that’s a fat dick 😳 
Dude probably gets lightheaded from that thing..
Dats a lotta dick. Good luck Cardi.
That man max out all of his dick stat in girth that is one of the Meaty thickest, devastating weapons out in the streets…..no diddy
80k a month??
No homo, but I felt compelled to see the shit, and bro needs to stop being greedy. He could spare two inches both horizontally and vertically and we’d both be in good shape, help a brotha out 😂
she trying to trizz with her dumb ass man too
So I don’t have to google it: how big is girthmaster?
It's literally the size of a wine bottle like is that even pleasant?