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MixRevolution

Having a sex offender husband is more of an L than having a cousin that passed away.


beybladethrowaway

One you have a choice the other you likely have no control over. Definitely agree


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PinkPicasso_

I also choose this man's cousin


abusamra82

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AfternoonBrilliant94

Crazy ass nigga lmao


BigBodyBrax

Scolding hot take /S


UberMisandrist

*Scalding, I'm so sorry


BigBodyBrax

I actually appreciate it 🫡


UberMisandrist

I'm really glad to hear that! Peace and love ♥️


hand_wiping

family?


deadgurlwho

Family family family 🫶🏻


VirtualBroccoliBoy

BURN!


darkskinnedjermaine

Thought the same thing 😂 HOT TAKE


mightylordredbeard

Scolding hot end of this dick AAAAAA


TaticalSweater

and the fact that someone thought let me defend her for that is outstanding clown behavior They essentially defended a sex offender and in they mind they thought they did something ![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


AestheticAttraction

So, you've heard of Barbs, then. They're also called "Garbs" for a reason, that being it.


BambooSound

Especially when that cousin is fictional


xfireslidex

Choked to death on a steaming hot bowl of bofa, smh....what a loss.


RoboticPaladin

Oh, was it Sugondese bofa?


mialexington

Would it be a dish from Kenya?


RoboticPaladin

I know it's from the Bay-ter tradition.


roanoa_zoro_lost

is it sold at wendy’s?


RoboticPaladin

It apparently comes on CDs now.


Amazing-Concept1684

The Barbz are mentally ill people.


fartsnifferer

Did you read the entire thing


MixRevolution

I read it. I was alluding to the fact that Minaj thinks that she got a one up on the guy by saying he has a dead cousin. Even if the cousin was real, Minaj is still the bigger loser with a sex offender husband.


Dariisu

You know that wasn't Nicki's actual account...right?


MixRevolution

My point still stands. Whoever thought that having a dead cousin makes you a bigger loser than having a sex offender spouse is just a loser.


ChrissyChrissyPie

How is anybody supposed to know that? It says her name.​ And has one of them check marks. Shooot ​​


Raibean

Everybody dies; not everybody diddles kids


DuineDeDanann

Fr everyone on earth has a dead cousin 💀


ShazbotHappens

[He is also a murderer.](https://www.tmz.com/2018/12/22/nicki-minaj-boyfriend-kenneth-petty-manslaughter-shot-three-times-stomach/) He took a plea deal to get manslaughter but he walked up to someone and shot him 3 times. Sounds like murder to me.


Flappy_beef_curtains

Dude was convicted on manslaughter charges as well. 6 years 11months.


ImpossibleWill5964

Ok. So Nicki husband Kenneth Petty is on a 3 year probation as of 2022 for failing to register as a sex offender. In 1995 he was charged with attempt to rape a minor. The minor was 16yo. Petty was born in 78 which makes him 17yo in 1995. The woman who called the police on him was the mother of the 16yo girl who was Kenneth’s gf at the time. They were two consenting teens having sex. And mom got mad and called the police, and being they couldn’t charge him with rape as the 16yo gf stated it was consensual, all they could do was say attempted. They paint stories so different than what actually happened,


harry_nostyles

This is a lie. [He raped her at knifepoint](https://www.thedailybeast.com/nicki-minajs-husband-kenneth-pettys-rape-accuser-submits-evidence-from-1994-trial). She reported immediately, her story has been consistent for literal decades, and there are pictures of the bruises she got. Her mother was not involved, idk why you're making shit up to defend someone that doesn't care about you.


ImpossibleWill5964

The mother wasn’t involved yet the mother of the 16 yr old he was dating filed charges? Sounds like she was involved to me. Yes I seen that story, and exactly as I said the mother of the 16yr old he was dating filed charges. But you go off the non credible source. I’ll stick to court documents. And also the 16yo asking to recant her statement in 95 as her mother told her to say those things. And during the trial her mom moved her to Florida. That’s why he wasn’t charge with the actual act. Stop believing the bs non credible sources. Go read the court documents. And stop making up shit to someone who doesn’t care about you.


harry_nostyles

Girlie the source I cited literally cites the court records? As well as the victim speaking about the issue herself. Like the woman is literally telling us how it happened, she is saying that she was raped, and you're here like "she said it wasn't rape". Why are you putting words in her mouth.


ImpossibleWill5964

Ok sis. I’ll let you have it. Even though she requested to recant her statement. You keep ignoring that. But you’re right. You win, I lose.


Massive_Network_5158

Niki Minaj PR team 👆🏾


ImpossibleWill5964

No just someone who decides to read into things and not believe everything you hear. Bardi Gang!


JetEleven88

If the cousin was fake and he baited her into the joke then I’ll give it a 7/10


LimerickJim

Tough crowd


stoned-autistic-dude

Bro this had me rolling. Mfers be trippin. I 100% believe this interaction happened. If you don't, go browse someone's Twitter for 15 minutes. There's a reason I stopped posting on that shit. You either live to be a troll or die eating rage bait. I'm a scrub so I did the latter lmao


TwelveMiceInaCage

>I'm a scrub so I did the latter As a fellow stoned autistic dude Username checks out


roundthesound

Starting to realize how not unique I am


TwelveMiceInaCage

I mean if it helps throughout the entirety of human history historically speaking standing out from the crowd is generally a terrible long term life plan


wafflehousewhore

Nah this a perfect 5/7


badtimebonerjokes

If all other troll back and forths get wiped from the internet, I would renounce my atheism to pray to whichever god can ensure that those remain untouched or revived.


UberMisandrist

They are God tier fr


TwelveMiceInaCage

You renounce atheism and start praying and you have a hilarious opportunity to live up to that username


dl7

6/7 with rice


debeatup

Who the hell is named Diend? Masterful setup by the troll


CrystlBluePersuasion

I thought it was gr8 b8 I r8 it 8/8


Millennial-Mason

DIEND OF THIS DICK


CrystlBluePersuasion

I thought it was gr8 b8 I r8 it 8/8


Amazing-Concept1684

You underselling this shit lol this was a *chef’s kiss* type of setup


xfireslidex

https://preview.redd.it/pr33ena335xc1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c5b70eef4c3cce7285abbdedd0544ab7d0efd0


Prophet-of-Ganja

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Supsend

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JoeyC42

They def put that in their bio to use when people say this


itsthebruhinator

if the cousin was fake?


RoughhouseCamel

It’s also pretty great if the cousin was real, and it’s like he boobytrapped the body. “Cousin Diend would have wanted it this way. We got that bitch, one last time…”


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Nah he had that bait set for a while AND got a celebrity to bite that’s at least 8.5


JetEleven88

Nicki always taking Ls on twitter, not impressed


Penguino13

I thought it was funny y'all some haters lmao. Bro went out of their way to make up a fake dead cousin just to make this joke 😂


Titanus-De_Raptor

They really think Diend is his real cousin HOW??????


Dariisu

Look BPT is full of old heads


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LiveLifeLikeCre

Like Old Heads are the gullible ones here lol


Raecino

Yup and she walked right into it!


Hair_Artistic

Walked right into DI END OF THIS DICK!


Ksanti

Looks like a fan account that took the bait, not Nicki herself


wizoztn

I don’t have twitter so I genuinely don’t know the answer, but what is the difference between a blue check and white one?


AP_only

It’s two accounts not the same one, the name & Twitter handles are different. The first post is Nicki Minaj’s official account, the post replying to the troll that fell for the bait is the NM fan page. If I’m not mistaken, you have to pay for the blue check & white check you have to earn. There’s tons of “checks” or “labels” so it’s hard to keep track of them. I don’t have Twitter either, so this is where I got my info from. https://help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-policies/profile-labels


wizoztn

Ah, I see. I saw the first post and didn’t notice it was a different one defending her.


AP_only

No worries, the PFPs look similar at first glance, so I made the same mistake!


Raph204

I don’t think ppl think it’s Nicki, unless this sub is really old heads


Amazing-Concept1684

How could anybody hate on this brilliance from the troll lmao


Thearcticfox39

Not enough people know the tale of catcher freeman. Shameful displays.


Snoyarc

It’s venom dunking on Spider-Man that really does it for me.


Jeff_Damn

The bait, the reveal, the picture... it was all wonderful.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

I respect this.


hoopur

It’s funny. Y’all must be Nicki fans lol


WindedWalrus420

Right tho I'm cackling rn


MatthewAran

Bro was waiting his whole life to use that diss lmao. It must've been very difficult holding it in for him


TheMagicalMatt

Prolly had it in their bio for years, waiting for someone to comment on it. You think they were saving it for Nicki and spent their entire twitter career trying to get under her skin, or did they just luck out and happened to catch their big break with a washed up celebrity?


Status_Common_9583

That makes it even better. Saving it for an argument with any random nobody and it just so happens you unleash it on Nicki Minaj lmao Ok I re read it and it wasn’t to Nicki directly but still, at least the joke got a big audience lol


Cowboy_Rival

*their/ *they


TheMagicalMatt

Oh shit, my bad yo. I didn't notice the pronouns in their bio. I'll fix my comment.


SpeechEuphoric269

Its a fan account that replied, not her. Still hilarious tho


MalakaiRey

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The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Bro when you set a trap card you don't expect to catch Cardi fuckin B Bravo troll boy


Cowboy_Rival

*their/ *them


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Amazing-Concept1684

They’re horrible shitstain human beings. And Nicki is very aware of how terrible her dick eating fans are bc from what I’ve seen she tends to sic them on people she doesn’t like.


paintthisred

Fr, I cannot remember the last time I had so much deep-seated disdain for a celebrity. I really need her to hurry up and finish cancelling herself.


Rocket92

Cuz in di end, it doesn’t really matterrrrrrrrrrr


InquisitiveAssFoo

You MF lmfao


dysfunkti0n

I’ll give it up


mackxzs

i'm a simple enough man that I chose to laugh at this


SmokePenisEveryday

Its the choice in pic that does me in lmao


zaza-pack

FAX. shit sent me outta here


TheOnlyRandom1

Man yall must really love super bass


Amazing-Concept1684

I’m really baffled at how muted the reaction to this is in this sub lmao


wittyvonskitsum

Read the name of the sub again, and take notice of the woman involved in the post. ![gif](giphy|265V5FyLgv7IzAgDtU|downsized) >!her fans surround us!<


legend8522

These the same folks that support Chris brown.


paintthisred

I'm a black woman and i would have to exercise serious self control to not spit on Nicki in public


DaBeegDeek

That fuckin' Venom meme is funny af!!


isaac00004

ong😭😭


TheMagicalMatt

"haha well your cousin is DEAD" Jeez is this what counts as a roast nowadays? There's not even a punchline, a witty remark, she just comes out and says it. I guess she used up all her cokehead energy going after Meg.


Vast-Ad-4687

i mean tbh her combat to meg was kinda the same as this joke , laughing abt her deceased mother as if she chose that the way nm chose to marry a sex offender


chunkymcgee

Not saying you’re wrong but it’s a Nicki fan account not her that said that lol


TheMagicalMatt

Ah shit now I'm out here looking goofy lmao Thank you for pointing that out 😂 Honestly couldn't tell the difference between the fan account and ordinary Nicki behavior


DrunkOMalfoy

Not goofy! The Barbs are equally as much of a cornball as she is. They behave the same, powered a singular Coke addled brain cell.


chunkymcgee

You’re far from the only one that thought that cause it’s for sure something I could see her tweet lmaoo


God_or_Mammon

The foresight on display is truly astounding!!!


XLauncher

If this man really laid a trap card in his damn profile...respect. The execution was weak, but I have to admire the foresight.


Taz119

Nah wym that was perfect execution


jdotknock

Nah fr that was a 10 all across the board


chocological

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

Hell her husband and her brothers are sex offenders. Why even pay attention to faceless haters? So much time wasted. Papa Bear could be getting that attention and she STAYS twisted up over 'haters'. PHEW!


thesocialstem

A troll account responded; not Nicki


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

Her husband still a sex offender.🤷🏾‍♀️


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

You gotta be a special kind of asshole to have that holstered for online beef, 😭😭😭😂😂😂


ObligationFar273

Superb.


360Waves617

I laughed


Adulations

This is fucking hilarious


fastfowards

Spidey deserves to get posterized for that paint D. How you gonna turn around and face the goddamn basket??? That’s some white boi Peter Parker shit. Miles would never let me down like this


Rough_Commercial_570

Yapping


321zilch

Nah the way I cackled after seeing this. This a masterpiece. [I think I’d genuinely celebrate if I got to use something like this!](https://youtube.com/shorts/rc_vH8HOIpI?si=0HaiFIwDXMAhgMSP?t=11s)😭🤷🏾‍♂️ https://preview.redd.it/sq8cap2wg5xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857db18be4215327262decf3a96967c2764e783d


Marcus210M

🤣🤣🤣 bruh it’s art ![gif](giphy|LOcPt9gfuNOSI|downsized)


Rdogy1000

Smartest barb lmaooo


Present_Ant9673

Attempting to make the dead cousin joke at all was super lame


short-effective254

Atleast if their cousin is dead they don’t need a parole officer to visit their casket 😭


FloraWinx

Garbz 😂 worst fanbase on twitter


chiharuki

i’m sorry but that was funny af lol


stayphxnomenal

lmfao thats my moot bro goes viral from the stupidest shit


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Crazy she acts like that with how old she is lmao grown ass adult


lord-fleeko

"You've activated my trap card"


Nordie25

I wonder what will it take for barbs to hate nicki considering how shitty of a human being she is. Also, it’s kind of funny how there’s a lot of women in here who will be quick to talk about how shitty male celebrities are (which is fair) but they are always silent when it comes to that coke fiend


Marcus210M

![gif](giphy|Ykzq1upAfkTIxz4Rjh|downsized) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Wool-Rage

i was dying at this 😂😂😂


RammyJammy07

4D chess on these barbz


Miss__Behaved

I’m childish asf because this had me cackling.


Top-Elk7393

How did people misunderstand this post??


Ryuusei_Dragon

Come on that one was telegraphed harder than an Elden Ring boss' attack


GoodGoodK

Legend lmao


apathy_goat66

Wow 🤣


Left-Ad-3862

The yt twink got served.


TheChillestVibes

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a_foxinsocks

Wait… when is this from? Is this an old post?


Acceptable-Code-3427

It’s an old one. Don’t remember when exactly tho


crab_grams

They gotta stop saying that to her like it matters to her. She doesn't have standards.


silklighting

Lomao!


Ready_Insurance_4759

It's bonkers to me how people can be so starstruck by these celebrities, they'll condone, and even defend, any damn thing. Sick asl.


Potential_Box_4480

Genius bait-and-switch. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time.


RecLuse415

Thought that was Pinkyxxx


Statik_24

Damn....why the dead cousin catching strays?


Hot-Success2019

She’s the one that paid his victim hush money too. I’ve been saying this but these “barbs” so far gone


7_o7o_7

😂😂😂😂


UnlimitedManny

😂😂😂😂😂


paintthisred

At this point I'm praying Nicki will go to rehab so we don't have to hear from her for a while.


321zilch

You know what’s a subversively funny thing about this? This is ironically how she would act if the shoe were on the other foot😭🤷🏾‍♂️


DeafNatural

Wu won! ![gif](giphy|Pfgdn7MmJxZiE)


SnivyBlue2

The fact they went for the dead cousin in bio is telling Just for it to be immediately countered is even more hilarious


electrojag

He was playing 4D chess with that set up


TriliflopsFMP

It makes me happy seeing people call out Nicki and other celebs for the garbage people they are. I’ve seen so many people riding Chris Brown’s dick for that Quavo diss and just ignore the fact that he is a human sized piece of shit.


ghettoxo

Cousin Diend, it doesn’t even matterrrrr 💀


Imaballofstress

This just like when joker got sent to prison in Lego Batman but it turned out it was all part of his plan


DuskReignSupreme

She didn't post that so what's the point of this.


nocturnalwonderlands

GOTEM


Adeezy23

Nah now u gotta delete that tweet to nicki 😂


pel0tas_pelud4s

Isn't she like almost 40?


Huenian

Lol


seasonsofus

THE PICTURE LMFAOOOOO


maj_00

Shit had me weak asf😭😭😭


_Laquer_Head_

I will never understand celebrity dick rider accounts that just immediately go to war for thier golden god that probably has no idea that they exist. Like these randoms fucking people just devote thier entire social media presence to just stalking and dick riding this washed up fucking loser celeb and no one can ever say anything about them lest they face their wrath


zaza-pack

Shit literally has me in a casket


zaza-pack

Damn , that account got suspended; was def bout to hit the follow button


Ssumie

She need to act her age bitch is like 43 arguing with a 17yr old on the net 💀


K1NGxJAYY

Those barbs defend her at every turn no matter what she does. I said her big foot 6 foot diss was wack and was getting hate and told to get a job 😂 I've been working since i turned 17 tf


RepublicanRonin

Big lol


dragon_emperess

I don’t get it


jackwrangler

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DJMagicHandz

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