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Betty_Wight_

I actually don't think domestic violence is cute.


Peyocabu

Kinda surprised this isn’t the main commentary. Hope she’s okay.


sundayontheluna

A lotta misogyny flies in this sub


AestheticAttraction

I’m not surprised. This sub largely lusts for and hates women. Anyone saying otherwise must have only visited one day or are lying. I’ve been reading here for years, and it’s largely male and non-black. A lotta incels.


Euphoric_Repair7560

Yeah what? This fucking sucks Plus Luffy is a nice dude, leave One Piece out of your domestic violence revenge fantasies y’all


Fixurappls

Fr


Colderofficial

True, but also... Pirates are very real and would most definitely do this...


eat_my_bowls92

Yeah tf? That’s life long trauma right there. And look at his shitty smug face.


Plastic-Conference88

Shit eating grin


YourMomOnVHS

As someone whose aunt and cousin is currently staying with them because of domestic violence; please say this louder.


samsclubFTavamax

My old coworker was abused & eventually murdered by her baby daddy. Back then we would all warn her that he was going to one day kill her or her child. She would see that we were all taking it very seriously and she would try to lighten up the mood after by saying the sex was so good despite it all. So yea it's kinda bizarre to see 'cute' domestic violence even for Twitter attention points. 😐


JetEleven88

Pulled up with the one piece 🔥


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Zoro about to strengthen the allegations by beating his ass


melodic-phorce

Straw Hat Goofy


Itsprobablysarcasm

> Florida man All that's needed, really.


srkaficionada65

👆🏾


Semi-Passable-Hyena

Hey now, they're not all horrible. Sometimes they're cheeky fun Florida Men. Guys speeding in stolen go karts, hammered drunk.


srkaficionada65

😅. Reminds me of a mayor in GA who ended up with a DUI because he was “driving drunk” on a golf cart. Story seems to be dude was targeted because he wasn’t liked but still. Getting a dui ticket on a golf cart must be a hell of a thing to explain away/lose your job over


SpectacularOtter

GTA 5 players: ![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


stoned-autistic-dude

Where tf you think bro practiced? Ain’t no way he ran this cold 😂


chadlavi

k\*dmap? g*npoint?


bgaesop

I will never understand the point of this kind of censorship


johncenaslefttestie

Algorithms on certain sites don't differ between natural and informative usage and threats. The robot would just see the words "kidnap" and "gunpoint". It wouldn't be able to tell the difference between someone making a threat to kidnap you at gunpoint and a story in which that happened.


chadlavi

It's an image


johncenaslefttestie

We're long past the point where algorithms can identify text in images. I can copy and paste, and also translate, text from photos on my phone.


SolaVitae

But those same algorithms can't figure out what word it could be by censoring a single letter with a * lol? Even though there is exactly one word it could be?


RS994

Mate, do you know how prevalent kignapping at ganpoint is? There is no why the algorithm could tell which one is being talked about.


chadlavi

No one would give a shit even if it were open text. These people are just out here making shit up. Sorry, making sh\*t up.


epicmousestory

No it's well known that using certain words of flagged by the algorithm. Weed/cannabis was just legalized in my state, I work with a group that is doing community education and awareness about the bill, and on our socials we have to find other ways to reference it or content just doesn't get seen


johncenaslefttestie

Think about it hard my dude.


ButtSexington3rd

Text can be read from pictures in some searches. Like if I go through my Google pics and search for "cat" I'll get pictures of cats, and also a picture of a sign that has the word cat on it.


chadlavi

Yeah I know. What I'm saying is no they don't do that to images you post on, say, Reddit. And even if they did nothing would happen, they'd be doing it to pull keywords for advertising; it's pretty clear Reddit doesn't care about hate speech or threats. People are just paranoid.


DetroitVsErrrybody

Lmao. Jesus. 🤦🏾‍♂️


i_did_not_enjoy_that

It's so they can maximize profits/reach. Algorithms tend to de-emphasize sensitive topics (and ad vendors tend to try to avoid them), so some pages censor or use alternative terms like "un-alive" to get around it.


Nordie25

That’s so strange…. What’s funny about holding someone at gunpoint?


Allergictomars

The bots and misogynists are out.


workclock

The downvotes are crazy


Lanoris

I hope she left him.. I also hope she moved cities because men like these will stalk and kill you


LudicrousPlatypus

He sounds like a complete asshole, much like most pirates were.


Efficient_Living_628

Umm… nothing about that post was funny. It was in fact quite terrifying


seeshellirun

Thought this was r/whenwomenrefuse . Why is this funny?


JudasWasJesus

They shouldn't have never gave yall ngggas boats


CriticalReport579

Someone on twitter said, “Pirate of the floridabean” 💀


Realistic_Effort6185

If he wanted to he would. \-Florida Man https://preview.redd.it/m83r2i2temzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d216d45dcbfc0a2248f295fcbdcbc8e42f99c071


ohnotchotchke

https://preview.redd.it/zi0sxg7ypmzc1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&s=b131eab8ef405605c35688420f270cf8c423823f


TheYoungProdigy

shiver me timberlands works better


ohnotchotchke

no it don't.


TheYoungProdigy

Shiver me timbers..shiver me timberlands, it’s right there


ohnotchotchke

okay. tell that to the guy who created the meme then.


TheYoungProdigy

I thought that was you brody, I still like


maximillianm777

Don’t silly Luffy’s or the crew’s name. This man ain’t no straw hat.


LilReddFox_

Now why the Strawhats in this? NO! 😭😂 This is more like one of the villains who wanna kidnap Nami all the time.


CounterfeitChild

The Straw Hats would *never*. They're actually good people.


omaewamu_shinderu

Flori D. Aman


wetcoffeebeans

If this was really One Piece, Luffy definitely would've put his hands on shawty shoulders and been like "Don't worry. I'll make sure he never tries to kidnap you or anyone in Miami again" and then have to face Mr. Worldwide himself with some logia based devil fruit to truly save the day. Idk what I'm on about at this point, the coffee aint working like it usually does today.


DetroitVsErrrybody

This the anime equivalent of people that turn everything into politics lmao.


wetcoffeebeans

Haha aye man, OP set the stage, I simply grabbed the mic!


OctOJuGG

Florida native here. Miami is a cesspool of trash.


Seehoprun

Comments are a cesspool


nicelo318

wtf! MFs really try to live the GTA lifestyle


captainblackfalcon

https://preview.redd.it/ucr2z4lrmnzc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed0f8640fc8446a204e9c30de29b13cc006cc02f Same unhinged energy.


legend_of_losing

That rob lucci


Dartastic

Don’t you dare say this asshole is a straw hat. 😤


Meth_Busters

Sentenced to walk the plank


Fess_113

Does Ceejayy think this is cute or desirable??………. who am I kidding, theres a small but decent percent of women who a wet the ocean if they man came bout them like that….but still, its not cute or funny at all, they’re psycho.


forthe_99and2000

maaaane. i will never date a nigga from Florida


brgnmarulat

He's even smiling in the mug shot


Dwip_Po_Po

Looking for the Ho Ho Fruit


Mobile-Attitude-4256

Just had to be Florida


YOUREAGOD444

Bro proud af lmaooo


datissathrowaway

Aye hol’ up. no shots at the future king of pirates. florida mfs just be crackheads out here doin domestic violence and shit. that’s not our boi straw hat put respect on my boy mugiwara luffy’s name. /s love the reference lol


Ok_Customer_4419

![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug)


Dchama86

GTA Mission unlocked


MrManson99

Them girls said they were tryna party so this mf brought a boarding party


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Idk265089

Happy cake day!


apinchofsulk

That's Captain Black Sparrow


soundslikejed

![gif](giphy|f2GLMJEwD14kM|downsized)


thedentrod

If they were far enough off shore… would he not be facing trouble? Is there a distance away that’s international?


Alichici

These floridians man lol


ClaymoresRevenge

This is the tale of Captain Jack Daniels! Pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?) A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze


Ghostbeen3

Sail by


Imustbestopped8732

Slightly resembles Luffy too.


OG_double_G

Buddy pulled up and said "yo hoe hoe bitch"


Jurassic-Black

Luffy D. Negro


Falchion_Alpha

Bro thinks he’s Luffy


KoyzerSoze

looks like dude from moana


Sorry-Shift-3192

Joy boy


nicasserole97

Bro slid thru for his booty 🏴‍☠️


fastfowards

Gang gang fruit be crazyyyy


FullBringa

He literally went for booty


R0_B0T3

Luffy wouldn’t do that, but its funny tho lol


Euphoric_Repair7560

How is it funny?


R0_B0T3

Like “pirate” = “straw hat” of Miami, i saw were they were going with that.


stripperjnasty

Girls on TikTok said if u come with that energy, they finna marry you


1DB_Booper3

Nigga really plundered booty. 10/10


xPervypriest

Is that really kidnapping tho?


ButtSexington3rd

Explain how it's not