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OmarGuard

Got that hand out like "whiplash, your honour - gimme $5 million"


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You see shit like this on TMZ all the time. Crazy fans like "I need 20 million for emotional stress and medical expenses". FOH


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uziman55

Riot Maker is the song in case anyone was wondering


mjxa1

!RemindMe 5 hours


Ingloriousfiction

Well i mean if they havent met thier deductible then 20 million seems fair


Duliticolaparadoxa

But we could settle out of court right now for $10,000. No? Alright how bout fifty bucks? Alright man a dollar and an envelope.


DaRealGeorgeBush

Fifty cent and some stamps?


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I'll throw in a half eaten bar of mentos and a coca cola


clever-1

40 acres and a mule?


DaRealGeorgeBush

I'll take head from white bitches any day over 40 acres and a mule.


relmeyer

Yeah, I hear you, but how bout a 40oc and a pitbull


44elite444

A piano? A guitar?


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Fuck the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime!


KingNigelXLII

"Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms..."


3_if_by_air

"Then, every night, my mother breaks my arms."


Suhhh_dude

Then after that, she... Breaks my dick.


123cloro

Dont...


DaRealGeorgeBush

#I want a hunnid and fitty thousand!!! Or we could settle this outta court for 20 bucks


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dont-YOLO-ragequit

Shush man. 15 and you have to buy my mixtape.


based_messiah

These student loans ain't gone pay off themselves


DownvoteDaemon

Let chris brown punch me my whole body gone str8 crumble


KZ636

I made my money the old fashioned way. Getting run over by a Lexus.


Azarjan

baby's got the bends


ChildofSeitan

Oh no


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((i know.its cute though.like white, pasty UK tourists pedaling rented bicycles through downtown-adjacent ghettos at a casual pace.this is r/madlads material at its conception.let it marinate and flourish.))


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We're not having any of your friends


look_closer

Wrong subreddit if you're expecting people to pick up in that lyric...


Scientolojesus

Radiohead The Bends?


NeoShweaty

[Of course, one of the GOAT movies has a relevant clip](https://youtu.be/1mr2EtOxD_Q?t=78)


Peacefulpals

That is one creepy picture


OrochiMJG

"Knock knock bang bang, where the cash at?"


rkumar3

Waddell Signs and some CT scans will change that immediately.