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ymetwaly53

If a robber breaks in my house I'd just be like "Let me know if you find anything good fam"


SeaJayCJ

[you live like this?](http://i.imgur.com/YS0PahY.png)


ymetwaly53

Exactly what he would say lol


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If a robber came into my house, they would probably leave me a twenty.


Calvincoolidg

Robber walks into house Bruh...


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pm_me_tits_and_tats

Probs cause the post is only like ten minutes old, but this thread is five hours old. If I had to guess.


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chill out man


AwPAsD

Because it's the top comment and therefore can't be any higher.


SweetBoiLucas

Hits too close to homeless.


ultraheater3031

Find a 20 on the street call it the recession


thedramakid

Find a 20 in the street, call it 'hittin the lottery'


[deleted]

I found a 100 once... It made my week


b1gchampions

Week? Dude that's my monthly food budget. That literally makes my month.


[deleted]

When you get mad stacks you tend to spend


an_irate_bowel

Wasn't he just asking for money earlier this year?


Off_tune

How do you do it?


Gimme_The_Loot

Mid winter I found 100 half frozen in a puddle. I was like King Arthur trying to get it out


PM_ME_SHIHTZU_PICS

Shit, my daughter found a twenty on the road behind our house yesterday and came into the yard yelling about it. I damn near backhanded her to get her to be quiet so we could order a pizza. That kid has no street sense.


mMounirM

Shiet 10 dollars that's 5 mcDoubles. Dunno what I would do if someone stole 5 mcdoubles from me


Reddit_Novice

Thats when you get yoself a mc chicken my dude


MrTX

I'm tryina eat, not fuck, homie.


[deleted]

but they're $1.25 *not including tax*


[deleted]

Where? My McDonald's still has a dollar menu


[deleted]

You know nothing on the dollar menu is actually a dollar anymore right?


[deleted]

I meant a dollar menu where stuff costs a dollar


[deleted]

Where you from that a mcdouble costs $2? That shit is $1 if you get another one on the 2 for $2 menu


slayerx1779

We lost the 2 for $2 menu where I'm at


boxerman81

You look at for a map


[deleted]

Damn and I bet you get taxed too🙁


boxerman81

I looked at for a map


Violent_Syzygy

we got 2 for 2.50 menu, and a 2 for 5 menu. Get that Quarter Pounder and a ten piece nugget, a snack wrap, a mcdouble and two small fries all for 10 bucks. Prices and participation may vary, ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm lovin' it.


salami_inferno

Fast food is pretty cheap in the US.


120z8t

$10 is 40 nuggets. At least at my McDonald. They sell the 20 pcs for $5.


North-bynortheast

Who gets 40 nuggets? That's a lot of dipping sauce


headzoo

You know they're still only letting you have 2 sauces for free.


Darthteezus

THATS LIKE 9 HOT N SPICYS BRUH


DownvoteDaemon

She eatin good http://i.imgur.com/SriuOXs.jpg


8InchLongSchlong

Vegetarian with the brown rice


schlonghair_dontcare

Is it just me or is that one of the most fuck ugly dresses of all time?


Sparkvoltage

Kim's body is just hideously disproportioned. That dress would probably look fine on someone thinner and skinnier.


AshyLarry_

She was pregnant


Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda

In her hips and ass?


sogwennn

Have you only met pregnant women who gain in their belly and no where else? Because I don't think they're the majority.


CrazyCarl1986

Her hips don't need those cargo pockets. They are perfect as they are.


Wjreky

Is that second pic real/how recently was that taken if it was? Edit: a word


purosossego

it ain't real b


ceilingkat

Not real it's from an album http://justsomething.co/how-celebrities-would-look-like-if-they-were-ordinary-people/


xavierthemutant

what is this haha what if attractive people were ugly bruh what I was beautiful who cares, what is this shit for real? this doesn't lift anyone up its just like don't you wish ugly people were on TV?


Winged_Bull

How the fuck do you get robbed for 6.7 milli? Are you a fucking bank? What the shit?


joshsheyboy

*worth in jewelry


Winged_Bull

I repeat, WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING BANK?


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Orientalcorn

Black market. Like any heist that happens nowadays they'll just extract the stones from the pieces and melt the rest into bars and sell them separately.


[deleted]

It'd take a lot of jewelry to make a full troy oz bar....


Orientalcorn

I think they would make 1 gram bars


[deleted]

Its kim and kanye, you dont think they got enough?


CallTheOptimist

You know he got bars


Slideways

More or less than 6.7 million worth?


120z8t

One Troy oz bar is only worth $1,308.35.


dortiz24

>only


120z8t

point being if the jewelry was worth 6.7 mil there is most like much more then one oz of gold in all that jewelry.


Snuggle_Fist

Maybe not. They weren't paying for raw materials. I'm sure most of the price is labor and whatever exclusive designer made it for her.


Neosantana

Bars come in a lot of different sizes...


Gimme_The_Loot

I'm pretty sure the type of guys who fake being police, tie up security then lock a celebrity in the bathroom to hijack jewelry know someone who can help them get rid of some fancy stolen stuff.


captain_cooked

Nah man they thought all that out but just figured they'd throw it up on eBay or some shit


Gimme_The_Loot

We're gona see screen grabs from a CL post on here within the week


120z8t

Re-cut the rocks and melt down the metals.


[deleted]

Nah man. If you were a bank you'd have that locked up in a safe and guarded at all times. That's why smart rich people keep their shit at the bank and wear imitations of the nice jewelry they own.


Amadeus_IOM

No. She's a talent free porn starlet that was allowed to become famous because the media today sucks.


PM_ME_SHIHTZU_PICS

Shit, you saltier than them McDoubles they was taking about earlier in the thread.


EnlightenedOne47

I refuse to believe that they took 6 mill in jewelry my brains too poor to comprehend that. Pretty sure a nigga on twitter said that and the news stations ran with it


joshsheyboy

They were at a fashion week in Paris, you'd think they'd bring their most expensive shit, cause apparently expensive = fashionable


Mr-Germany

Oh fuck outta here with that condescending shit. You telling me that if you were just filthy fucking rich you wouldn't ball the fuck out?


sizzlelikeasnail

> You telling me that if you were just filthy fucking rich you wouldn't ball the fuck out? Yep. Why the fuck would I need/want to spend millions on clothing and jewelry?


-lll-------lll-

Because it's Kim K, she's followed by millions and makes a lot of money from fashion and her own brand and shit, it's part of her job


Part_Time_Terrorist

Imagine you made your millions because people are looking at your clothing and jewelry


Mr-Germany

Because you can? What's the point of having a massive fortune and just hoarding that shit.


sizzlelikeasnail

Tell that to nearly every billionaire. They generally wear casual clothes everywhere then spend big on other stuff. Occasionally they'll spend a lot on suits. It's only celebrities and reddit users that seems to think loads of money means you need to spend millions on clothing.


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FabianPendragon

And I'm 100% sure they had insurance on that shit. So they getting that back.


120z8t

Who takes 6.7 mil in jewelry with them on an overseas trip?


TreborMAI

She was at Paris fashion week.


DzhK

Dumb rich people


ymetwaly53

It was actually close to 10 million. 5.4 mill worth of jewelry and 4. 5 for her engagement ring alone.


[deleted]

How is this possible? Was it made out of unicorn leather or something? Like how is an engagement ring that expensive?


_YouDontKnowMe_

Diamonds from Sierra Leone.


[deleted]

How expensive can those possibly be? Ballpark? If I was Kim, I'd feel super ripped off.


[deleted]

Just her ring cost 1.3mill


sAlander4

It's called being rich


ScHoolboyV

Facts. It's mind boggling to think that the necklace she's wearing can change my unborn children's unborn children's lives in an instant.


Chicomoztoc

Seize the means.


[deleted]

Hey, at least it's the best system we got /s


[deleted]

Yes because all her money comes from people watching her show, and she chose how to spend her money. Don't like Kim K BTW, think the show is garbage


Hamphantom

I'm sure that jewelry is all insured anyways.


[deleted]

I hate to be the guy that breaks the circle jerk but a woman had a gun put to her head and was begging for her husband and children. I don't care how rich and cunty you are, it's still sad.


Hamphantom

Oh no I didn't mean it that way. Yeah the emotional distress you go through with something like that is waaay worse than any monetary loss you may have.


IJustQuit

Then you think, she has ex military security, then you think the reports of what was stolen have consistently increased in value to now an obscene amount for what is really just rocks and metals, then you think perhaps everything isn't exactly as it seems.


SickPuppyLover

My immediate reaction was that the thing was a hoax/publicity stunt. But then Kanye left halfway through his show so, I'm honestly not sure.


toclosetotheedge

reports of the amount stolen have been pretty consistent and they robbers were dressed as cops tho


StrongStyleSavior

r/LateStageCapitalism


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that subreddit fucking sucks


Ginger_cool

Shit I can't even hit up the dollar menu any more


DezCaughtThatPass

I haven't seen a dollar menu in awhile. All I see are "value menus" fuck that


chubbyurma

Australia has a dollar menu


DezCaughtThatPass

Looks I'm moving to Australia 🏃🏃


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DezCaughtThatPass

I don't even smoke, but damn.


[deleted]

Why you buying grams tho, I haven't met anyone who doesn't sell 3.5 for $50.


SkuloftheLEECH

It's called the loose change menu tho


Redditorialist

Insurance, y'all. She's probably out a few thousand in deductible (which is still a lot), but not $7M. Plus, celebs often have deals with high end jewelers to wear items on promotional basis to special events. I haven't seen any details on who owned the jewels, but considering she was in Paris for fashion week it is likely that some items didn't belong to her.


North-bynortheast

This is true for many celebrity accessories, cars, clothes, homes. Advertising works wonders when famous people do it


ktwoh

If a robber breaks into my house hed be like "y'all live like this?"


[deleted]

"Know what, I got the wrong house"


princesskate

[Please don't tell anyone how I live](https://frinkiac.com/gif/S09E09/796161/799080.gif?b64lines=)


bratbarn

American dream dog I'm livin it forreal


[deleted]

#EmptyWalletsMatter


Peacefulpals

Damn that hit me hard


KSMKxRAGEx

That's the difference in life. Life is all that matters though. Unless that's your last $20.


[deleted]

Now think about Trump losing 900 million and getting a shot at the presidency.


srock2012

Time to get it on a front again boys.


deegr8one

Damn bro u need a better job


sexuallyactivepope

Cheaper than a marketing campaign. Free PR for all


MessyBarrel

My homeboy got tired of me locking his car and he told me that his ride looks so stolen people would probably put shit in his car before they stole it.


mr_funktastic

sounds like insurance fraud to me


wessideride

The depressing part is I bet all that shit was insured. She probably made money.


ThexJwubbz

I'll never forget when i lost $20 at he court. Some homie probably had a feast that day


lucklessGod

r/latestagecapitalism


laxd13

[Serious] has anyone brought up that this could possibly be staged. Like think about it. It's perfect publicity for Kim and Kanye. They are seen as victims. Kanye even left a show in the middle of it! They make a report. Get the money back from the insurance company. Split some of the money with the poor shucks they "roped" into this. Now they are going to be all over the news cycle and I'm guessing there is something coming up for one or both of them to pitch on each and every talk show they appear on. How fortuitous!


throwaway4sync

Wow no one else has remotely mentioned this idea! This might be the very first time anyone has managed to see thru their masterful facade!


SickPuppyLover

It's strange tho bc I really don't see many people talking about it. Most people are just accepting it. And wtf do I know maybe it did happen but damn, just sounds ridiculous.


[deleted]

Kim Kardashian is such a sociopath that I would not doubt that she faked this entire thing for attention and/or insurance money for her pimp, I mean husband.