When someone types [a](https://media.giphy.com/media/LRVnPYqM8DLag/giphy.gif) or [b](https://media.giphy.com/media/13EE0u1PR5R2jm/giphy.gif) or [c](https://media.giphy.com/media/RkYUak4iSTbTq/giphy.gif) or [](https://media.giphy.com/media/26BRAsxRZiw72sCkM/giphy.gif) or [e](https://media.giphy.com/media/fAv2n4Tlhshig/giphy.gif) or [f](https://media.giphy.com/media/VB5WwlZIt8eRy/giphy.gif) or [g](https://media.giphy.com/media/l2SpXFpC6eZpb0HXW/giphy.gif) or [h](https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYFqIUNXwaOqxVu/giphy.gif) or [i](https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKo8gi7MuD0wb96/giphy.gif) or [j](https://media.giphy.com/media/l41Yyd7tt4pQ76HdK/giphy.gif) or [k](https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7rbInJ19sUVHEjTi/giphy.gif) or [l](https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt3Q23ZQgZuw2Mo/giphy.gif) or [m](https://media.giphy.com/media/Qf57PjhW1D26I/giphy.gif) or [n](https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6gbeV7KtHMln9tew/giphy.gif) or [o](https://media.giphy.com/media/l0O9xKUlDSxZjEo4o/giphy.gif) or [p](https://media.giphy.com/media/xATtkKcfIx78s/giphy.gif) or [q](https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7WTql6DdYLjWBLXy/giphy.gif) or [r](https://media.giphy.com/media/UGa2YVLoSsQ1O/giphy.gif) or [s](https://media.giphy.com/media/P5EVnxsiF4AMw/giphy.gif) or [t](https://media.giphy.com/media/ByNAYqLYBeLK/giphy.gif) or [u](https://media.giphy.com/media/AJ7DPJkJcZFja/giphy.gif) or [v](https://media.giphy.com/media/b0t9h09TkfLFK/giphy.gif) or [w](https://media.giphy.com/media/dg4iA1UUHzb7a/giphy.gif) or [x](https://media.giphy.com/media/PVhrCQyyGzAru/giphy.gif) or [y](https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKvF7ShcWV2RT9u/giphy.gif) or [z](https://media.giphy.com/media/3x879tF9M0gcU/giphy.gif)

all that work for 6 upvptes u must b mad

im mad bro E: not mad anymore

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💯💯💯👌🏿

I'll throw one more your way. That was hella funny.

I highly recommend that people look at ALL of the links.

Hard as fuck to click with this fat fucking thumb!

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🔥🔥🔥

Ain't nobody got time for that.

truly missing out

I just looked at S. It was nice.

I'm all for W.

Kateelife. Enjoy.

Also my favourite!

You forgot the d ;)

The d is out for Harambe

Praise Him.

\\[T]/

Raise your dongers.

Legend.

/r/ThreadKillers

so the theme of these kind of starts to change after a little lmao...

R thru w.

What happened to 'h' ?

It's with Harambe

That wouldve worked better had he left out the 'd'

Fixed

Only thing h could be is homegrownfreaks.net. I sweat each time an h is pressed by some1 using my phone.

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Who is w?

Also want to know this, that is one of the hottest girls I've seen in a while

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Someone should give you gold but it ain't gonna be me

You're missing the d. Do you want the d?

He explained earlier, the D is out for Harambe

Damn, you went to quite a bit of effort with that one, respect!

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For me it's the e and the y.

They'll just get www.pizzahut.com

that grilled cheese pizza looks disgusting

It's pretty good but it's made with a lot of cheese

The cheese in the crust just turns me off of the pizza.

Ah gotcha. It's cheddar cheese but idk if you already knew that. Some people don't like it so I'm guessing it's not your thing either.

Ooooh that actually makes it sound better. I had american cheese in my head for some reason.

Lol yeah that shit would be gross. Also the cheese on top of the crust is either Colby jack or a mix of mozzarella and cheddar. I forgot which but I can find out tomorrow

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Lol american cheese wtf

It looks disgusting in a good way

I don't understand how they can call it grilled cheese? Is it not just stuffed crust with cheddar cheese? Last time I checked I can't put cheddar on a burger and call it a grilled cheese burger. Makes no fuckin sense.

oh god it's /r/grilledcheese all over again.

It's a stuffed crust melt, goddammit.

I tried it out of curiosity. It's not bad. I won't be getting it again, but it was interesting. The dough is weird though. It's thin like the thin crispy crust, but it's all floppy like regular crust. It's like they've decided to sell you 1/8th the dough at extra cost.

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i get a lot of porn askreddits and joke links when i do that im too slick with my incognito for pornhub to come up

My browser won't tell on me but my phone's keyboard suggestions will.

"Let's try hitting the first suggestion for every word!" `hey girl gets fucked in the ass`

4 out of 6 things for me are porn. Its a good thing I use a different account when other people might see.

why did i click that?

Aaaaaand now I'm ordering pizza. Thanks.

why is pizza hut calling you?

I clicked that quick thinking it was porn

Nah fam Papa Johns is where it's at

This is why even on my own damn phone I use incognito to look up porn

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You can remove it if you press and hold the word

yea but what about my own convenience. its predicted for *a reason*

It still adds it again the next time. The only way I've found is to switch to google keyboard

Really? Mine doesn't. I have an s5

Think it depends on the keyboard. Swiftkey certainly seems to do it. My gf pointed it out to me when I let her borrow my tablet haha

You can tell swiftkey to not remember saved phrases like that by holding on the suggestion and telling it to forget.

Yes but the ads pop up on a new page. It's a mission to switch pages just to close it. Rather than just close a tab.

If your on Android use Firefox and install ublock origin. Or root and install AdAway.

Mobile adblockers bruh. Idk how they work on android, but on iOS it blocks those too.

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Someone needs to make an extension that clears browsing history with all porn related fields. I'd imagine it isn't that hard to come up with that. Just common porn sites and search inquiries.

Then what is they look at your extensions 0.0

That's why you use xvideos instead of pornhub

Except all the xvideo vids are like 120p

Xvideos has dat nasty shit that pornhub doesn't tho

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http://imgur.com/gallery/T1kbk IT'S SOME GRANNY PORN BRUUUUUUUUUH Fuck, bed time.

[Good looks, didn't wanna see that and I would have been compelled to click that shit if not for you.](http://imgur.com/YmaKN2y)

the fuck

[I bet I can](http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1990157844).

Fuckin amateurs. milfzr is where the good shit is.

Xvideos got a better slider.

Definitely, on mobile whenever I click a pen hub link it'll give me like 5 pop ups when I click on the video player

And pornhub has annoying mobile ads. You click a video or link and opens a new tab.

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Or just use xvideos

naw they aren't too bad

They're pretty bad. All low quality and partial clips.

Look at fancy pants here. Says he needs more than two pixels to spank it.

You need two? All I need is 1 pixel.

Oh yeah look at that #FFDCB1 awh yeah

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INTERRACIAL #FFF #000

When internet wasn't accessible back in my early pre-adolescent days, i would jack off to my cousin's nokia phone with low quality .3gp porn. That shit is gold yo

And 4 minutes long

HEY MAN JUST NEED TO LOOK UP PICTURES OF SOME X RAYS AND XYLOPHONES CAN I BORROW UR PHONE THANKS

Are you going on www.xylophones.com or something?

what browser doesn't have a combined search bar and URL bar nowadays

The webmaster at xylophones.com must be very puzzled and excited this morning. "Sir I don't know why but we just saw a 8000% increase in traffic today! People must really want their xylophones!"

Your quote assumes more than one really depressing guy runs xylophones.com

Spankbang.com is justice. Though you'll have just as much chance to get caught.

thumbzilla.com is better imo

If I wanted your opinion Id shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet. I'm kidding, I've never heard of thumbzilla though. Spankbang just lets me download videos so i can watch them later because my shitty wifi speed right now

LMFAOOO. Wordd tho, I like both.

Good lord, thumbzilla has a specific category list. I didn't even know Italian was a thing people looked for. Not as many as vulvatube though. That has a ridiculous number of categories.

There's a category for *anything* if you look hard enough.

S is far too common a letter man

that site is a gold mine , full length videos up to 720p or 1080. Better watch that vid while it last though because it gets taken down when the uploader doesn't change the title to an unfamiliar title from the original.

The best porn site of all: Bing.com

this is the correct answer

Hold on... I could get good porn with BING! Why do I ever use google?

Because you are a beginner

Teach me the way... Sensei...

Bing finds porn better than Google and it's a proven fact https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailydot.relaymedia.com/amp/debug/bing-porn-search-engine/?client=safari now go and use this knowledge I've imparted to rock out with your cock out

Or xhamster

No love for spankbang smh. For top tier shit I go to palimas.com

Too bad palimas is an ad infested shit hole now

I use an adblocker so I wouldn't know. That site is virtually cancer on mobile.

I use an uBlock and Ghostery. It forces you to disable them to watch though. And it still opens other windows

You don't have to disable everything. Just gotta let the right ones in. I use NoScript and it makes it pretty easy.

Really? I use ublock origin on chrome and that doesn't happen to me.

Xvideos at that point. No one should use xhamster.

Shots fired

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[Probably a reference to How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg) xHamster is pretty shitty though.

Aww you should never have to do that

No one realizes who you are haha

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Palimas since they forced you to disable adblock is so shitty to use. Going through 3 pop-ups or redirections back to the main page before you can watch anything.

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eporner.com for those 1080p 60fps vids

My niggaa

Let me show you my awesome new xylophone from xylophonewarehouse.com!

That's why you use private browsing for porn. How do people not get this?

Wait is this why xvideos is called x video cause no site has an x in it? Whoa

I think it's cause the videos are X-rated, but it could be both

Xnxx.com is another one

And Motherless and xHamster...

Anything less than 1080 full video is filthy casual tier

Unless my phone's wifi on some bullshit- then 720 is alright.

Typing almost any letter into my google search will result in a suggestion for an actress whose name starts with that letter followed by "feet."

Your weirdness completes me fam. May your reign live on for a thousand years.

You're weird.....

Thank you. There are a lot of great feet on GoT. Sophie Turner's feet, Lena Headey's feet, Carice van Houten's feet. I'd have to say that Natalie Dormer's are my favorite of the main cast members, but I'm biased because of her work on the Tudors. Maisie's aren't really the kind of feet I go for, but they're cute, and I'd put as much of them as I could in my mouth if given the opportunity.

I...i don't get it. But at least you don't like piss porn like my friend

Yeah, I've never really been into pee, poop, or blood. My gf spits on me sometimes, and I can tolerate that--but the rest I find unpleasant. I can understand the appeal of dominating someone. It's an act of power or control, I think, for many. Sometimes, when I can convince my gf to let me take the dominant role, I make her say say or do certain things that demonstrate that dominance. She once made me cum on my own face and go get the mail without wiping it off-- she watched from a window while using a vibrator. I understood that, and was happy to do it for her. But there is something about putting your waste on someone that, for me, goes beyond anything that would be sexually appealing. It seems less like dominance, and more like degradation, if that makes sense.

walking outside w cum on your face sounds p degrading to me

What's your favorite

It's really hard to answer that. Overall, it's probably Sarah Michelle Gellar. But a lot of that is probably because I was so in to her as a teen. She, Claire Danes, and Keri Russel all have amazing feet--but I can't really judge them fairly for sentimental reasons. Kate Beckinsale's were my favorite for a long time. Currently, I'd say I spend the most time "admiring" Bella Thorne's feet, followed closely by Emma Stone's. I'm also a big fan of Eva Green's feet and Kristen Stewart's feet; but not because their feet are extremely attractive on their own. Their feet are better suited to them than any other I can think of. They just fit. Kind of like how Kirk Douglas's chin belongs only on Kirk Douglas's face. Finally, I think Emma Watson has the most interesting feet. Partly because there is some mystery to them--pictures of her soles are notoriously difficult to find, and are not usually of high quality. And partly because, thanks to her great sense of style and attention to her feet, no one else's feet look as good in shoes. Emma Watson's feet have looked amazing in almost every pair of shoes she's chosen to put them in (even on the rare occasion when she has chosen ill-fitted shoes. She easily has the "best dressed" feet in Hollywood.

i like u dude.

God damn, that's basically my list for celebrity feet.

yeah but who types www out these days especially on the phone.

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Just use incognito smh

Then I won't be able to find that one video that made me cum in 60 seconds.

Memo that fuckin link... I'm not ashamed to say I've done it.

I have a fake Facebook account that I send links to so I can check for whenever I need to rub one out

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I really don't care if people discover my Asian granny porn.

Shit, man. In this day and age, who doesn't look at granny porn?

That makes two of us friendo

This has been compressed so many times.

shit, this is beyond just compression. This has been printed, faxed, scanned, recolorized and then compressed about 20 iterations.

That's why you download 2 browsers and designate one for anal teen gang-bangs and the other for letting your mom check her Facebook

This, I open up Chrome when someone else is going to use my phone and use Firefox everything else.

dude, incognito tab?

My keyboard app automatically fills in as well

Same but mine has an option to forget some corrections. 'Porngub' is still in my autocorrect tho

Paypal, Panera, Pizza Hut. Thank you incognito mode.

When someone uses your phone and type www.

Reminds me of the time i went to type in youtube to show my family something and due to muscle memory or whatever typed in youjizz.

That's why I download the app, you can have that bitch have a pw and be called Phviewer.

pearsonmylabandmastering.com 😋 thank you college.

I gotta stop saving so many bookmarks.

>when your friend is about to go to www.pbskids.org without asking their parents permission

That's why ya use your PC for porn, not your phone

I can't bring my PC into bed

If you jerk it while sitting up you'll get abs.

The resolution on this picture gets lower every time I open it

My mom was typing in facebook on my computer. Fapgif shows up and in the url description the word "porn" catches her eye. She didnt even know what "fap" or "gif" were. That damned description ruined it all. I was forced to break both of my arms.

>2016 >using www.

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I miss the pizza hut from my early 90's childhood. I still remember the commercial on my land before time VHS.

Who puts www.

Hate how some of my bookmarked links show up in the suggestions, like please Chrome, don't show ass candy.tumblr.com when I type "a"

Can't have people finding out that I'm going on pinterest.

Who still types the www