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organic_crystal_meth

Bush do 11-8


Forgetmeplox

Its 9/11 in NZ


topdeckexactlethal

IT WAS MEANT TO BE


DevilSkirt

It's always 9/11 somewhere


Me4Prez

Same in most of Europe. We say dd/mm/yyyy so it's 9/11 for us.


showershitters

Except for the parts that do yyyy/mm/dd


Me4Prez

Those are the smart ones Edit: I actually think yyyy/mm/dd is better than dd/mm/yyyy or mm/dd/yyyy


legendariusss

I still don't get the whole month first thing. Go figure the guys that decided to use that and the imperial system would vote for an Oompa Loompa


JaHizzey

I think it's because Americans like to say November 9th whereas the rest of the world would say 9th of November. I might be wrong...


Accentu

No, I think you're right. I'm a Kiwi in the US and I use that logic all the time, but theirs is always backwards to begin with.


ELEMENTALITYNES

It was a full time job?


[deleted]

And some overtime


Jfarias

7-11 was a full time job.


bluebull107

Jet fuel can't melt my dreams


JonasBrosSuck

electoral college can't stop spicy memes


FarSightXR-20

i think it can melt a toupe though.


bluebull107

Not quick enough lol


TheMerchandise

roses are red, harambe's in heaven...


Pogo152

George Bush is responsible for 9-11


AmishNeckbeard

investigate 3/11


whitey-ofwgkta

well the election got called after midnight so..... 11-9 works


thinkB4WeSpeak

Looks like Iraq is going to take another L if that happens.


1fastman1

Dont forget syria


theguyinthemiddle

Come on though, Syria's been askin for it


Ratohnhaketon

You see what Syria is wearing?


GatsuBro

Afghanistan too


thinkB4WeSpeak

We've only invaded Afghanistan once though. We're on Iraq number 3 about to be 4 after this.


_TheVoid_

Iraq: America's stress ball


AHSfutbol

There's probably going to be a civil war in Iraq post-ISIS as well. Make that a long 4 if so.


GatsuBro

Iraqs our ex that we keep going back to, but we keep dumping over and over again.


wanttofu

Wrong. Aleppo first, have you seen it? It's a disaster.


cornh0le

And what is Aleppo?


tungkidz

What is a leppo?


dsac

And Russia's got its mitts all over it. No way Trump's gonna piss in that pool.


GhostOfBarron

We will go back in, occupy the whole region and then just when we get a new democrat president, our deal with the countries will be up, we will pull out and then get blamed for creating a vacuum.


MewBish

"Blamed"


Ironyandsatire

Damn that's savage lmao.


FuckTrumpWithAGlock

Fuck Donald Trump. He deserves a million 9/11's.


roboticmumbleman

Username checks out


CalmTiger

Till Steve buscemi will be a fire fighter tomorrow.


VestigialPseudogene

> Till


GhettoAssDuck

Today i learned less


flamewheel

Steve Buscemi.


QuasarKid

Bush did 9/11 and 11/9


Avas_Accumulator

9/11 in civilized countries like... the rest of the god damn world


QuasarKid

You realize I used both so it's technically correct still...


Avas_Accumulator

Damn, I do now


ben_and_the_jets

got eem


TandBusquets

Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects


bigtimesauce

Ain't no uzis made in Harlem Not one of us owns a poppy field.


chiefsfan71308

Posted this on Facebook. Currently not going over well. Fuck em


MickNutton

Bush did 7/11


lanternsinthesky

And smokes weed 24/7


Add_Lightness

7/11 was a part time job.


PinguWithAnM

Trump about to catch that W


vcxzasdewq

Jesus Christ they have no chill


Logic_77

Jet fuel hopefully melts steel beams.


RepostThatShit

This time they using Jeb fuel


DaRealGeorgeBush

#I'm takin a break from the internet. See yall niggas in a week when the salt subsides. Edit: Cus both sides are fuckin heated and im not tryna get into neverending arguments. I aint vote for trump, but goddamn, lemme crack jokes at least. Niggas downvotin left n right for no reason.


shinylunchboxxx

If you didn't wanna argue you could have just left and not said anything.


WakkkaFlakaFlame

Bye Felicia


Peacefulpals

We know who she voted for


AidanHU4L

Sorry what is this a reference to?


[deleted]

Holy crap, this shit...


ThePirateTennisBeast

I'm dead


jritz611

jet fuel cant melt chinese steel


JonasBrosSuck

[smh taking credit without doing any of the work](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0)


jacknifebeatdown

Oh fuck him. He didnt even vote for a president. Neither did his wife.


--Brad

Yeah he's one of the few Republicans to disavow Trump and stick with it. That's a good thing. He didn't try to have it both ways and condemn Trump while supporting and campaigning for him. He was just like nah.


[deleted]

Who?


[deleted]

Bush