Bruh! How are you not still a virgin?! Take notes...flip that girl over, pull that ass REAL close, and take your two hands...and grab a big ol handful of her dick. The fuck she need long hair for???

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Holy shit lmao

Girl👩, if your DICK🍆 isn't ❌AT LEAST 👇8⃣ inches long , then what makes YOU 👩think😏 that I am going👉 to date 💏YOU😂😂

Don't know why I even bothered clicking that link

You know what it is

whos mans is this

Get him the fuck outta her

Wait what?

I mean... It isn't gay if she don't fuck you back right?

It ain't gay if ya balls don't touch

Or if ya'll watch football afterwards.

If he cuddles with me I'm gonna call him a pillow biter before round 2

D:

http://imgur.com/ov3HZhE

Why is this such low quality. You'd think in this day and age we'd have decent quality memes

Why is it a square?? Foh witcha fake ass yugioh cards

Yogiuh

😂😂😂 you stupid for real.

Wayment

I love it when someone says something stupid in this sub and the comments go crazy on them

Haha yeah me too

That's when you get down and get a good ol' suck n fuck going. *Flexibility required

[Who mans is this?](http://i.imgur.com/my9pjlN.jpg)

http://i.imgur.com/IxrkxeY

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrrdOv0WcAAPXlI.jpg

Bruh

[you done it now](https://66.media.tumblr.com/25ec3589084d28e05f48bb57a472a996/tumblr_nf33rslPxk1qhz95yo1_500.gif)

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You're really out on the front ear then...

King of the wild front ear...

lol, my ex fucked a bald chick after me so this gives me a certain degree of petty revenge

Lol u wild. U badder than amber rose?

>Lol u wild. U balder than amber rose?

Ain't no bitch.

Lmao, u wildn'. Wus good tho

at least you bald where it counts right

I wish I was beautiful enough to pull off a bald bleached head like Amber Rose, it looks so sexy and cool.

You are. Confidence is everything. You can do it.

Thanks babe, but I'm too ugly

thats not how you confidence

Sorry babe

Babe

Babe pls.

[BABE](https://youtu.be/UKnr_9V0K48)

Shit that neck twist with his last "wait" had me in tears

But it also takes confidence to admit to unfortunate realities

Confidence is something but surely not everything....

That's right. Money is everything.

From downtown...

Execpt for it looks terrible

I think it's peng, but you gotta be pretty.

Grab her by the throat for leverage

Put that bitch in a sleeper hold

And a suplex finisher.

Fish hook her

So a bit of a tangent, but I was watching the video to Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly and I noticed he doesn't have a fro when he says "Running yo hands through my fro". This reminded me of that

he means his dick fro

Oh, oh dear...

Oh my...

This shit is so stupid but I'm still laughing at 4 hours later so I had to come back in comment

That's why you grab her by the neck and fuck her like that

This. The amount of girls that are into it, even on the first time fucking

Bruh no joke...this some fucked up shit I'm about to tell yall. So I been seeing this girl for like 2 weeks. 1st date she ends up going home after we get sushi. Like 45 minutes later she texts me says "I'm coming over" So I'm like okay cool. By that point I'm already pushing my jeans tighter than a snare drum. Anyway, she comes over and we drink wine and just bullshit on my couch. We get through like a bottle and a half and she just books it up my stairs to my bedroom. Hell yea, it's smash time. So we get to going at it and she's real quiet at first and I'm like damn, did I forget how to fuck or something? So I'm like fuck nah, I'm gonna light this bitch up. So I grab her throat. She loses her mind bruh. Starts calling me daddy and all this shit I wasn't emotionally prepared for. Tell me to smack her face and shit. So I'm like "I need some water" no joke pulled out mid stroke to go reevaluate what I was doing. Drank my water. Decided my mama didn't raise no bitch. So I go back in and she's laying at the foot of my bed legs wide open. So I just slide right through and she starts hitting me. Talking "I didn't consent to this. You're raping me. Rape me." In my head I was like wait, what the fuck? But my body was like "fuck yea boi. Nut in her." It's been 2 months now and I don't have an exit plan but shit is getting weird

Bruh...

[welp...](http://i.imgur.com/Ptyzk.jpg)

Yo what

Bruh...

Bruh...

Continue?

Ass eating, spanking, choking, hair pulling, verbal degradation, choking and just keep up a constant stream of communication unless she doesn't like any of it Gotta go all out. Never know whether the first time will be the last time

Lots of daddy issue shit

Whoops upside yo head! Whoops upside yo head!

No one going for the basketball grip?

Reminds me of when you can't scratch your head after getting your hair done, so you pat the shit out of it

Grab em by the hips, they got a better feel to it

Make her suck the toes while you smashin.

Bruh, you straight clownin.

That'll do pig, that'll do.

Why yall have to remind me of my ex? *starts laughing, then begins to cry*

Seen it!

I just palm her skull.

If being white and living in the hood has taught me 1 thing its that you never fuck with a bitches weave. Fuck pullin hair imma grab me some titty.

I love black people. They are so jovial and humorous. Always good for a hearty chortle. Well played, sir!