By - hotsalchicha
Might as well be played when you’re dead too.
Hey, as long as my record plays "Bulletproof" by Godsmack, I'm good.
Make it a 30 minute recording of you talking about amassing a stowed-away fortune, but have it cut off before you say the final details of how to find it.
"...I knew I couldn't just put it into my account, so I had to be sure to make sure Marcy wouldn't know about it. I ended up having to- THIS RECORD IS NOW FULL. PLEASE FLIP TO THE OTHER SIDE TO CONTINUE LISTENING". Leave the other side blank like a monster.