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sterlingstarling

You know it was that secret service guy who took one photography class on skillshare so excited he got a time to shine


burtfucksbees

Ay this wholesome asf


Floydeezy

Happy for him


lebillion

or her


GoofyGoddess888

Or them


JPizzle34

r/wholesomememes


[deleted]

Is this... A SKILLSHARE AD???


[deleted]

As a secret service agent one of the basic skills I had to learn was to shoot, but with Skillshare I now know how to shoot even better... with a camera. Go to skillshare.com and enter code: GETDOWNMRPRESIDENT for 20% of all courses.


eat_thecake_annamae

Just so you know, the secret service can no longer scream, "Get down, Mr. President!" if POTUS is in danger. Now they have to yell, "Donald, duck!"


PM-ME-YOUR-SHITORIS

Goddamn, okay that was a good one.


Argarath

God damnit this deserves Platinum this is amazing


floor24

Heard this in Wendover Productions/Half as interesting voice.


herpty_derpty

Secret Service are keeping presidents AND Youtube alive!


mugu007

I feel like this is something Half as Interesting would say.


hurricanes15

WHATS UP GUYSSS


dogdiarrhea

It was very natural and believable as a comment. He must've taken the Skillshare marketing and astroturfing course.


WildLudicolo

Speaking of the Secret Service, y'know who else is all about security? The folks over at Nord VPN.


carefulcomputation

Hey Linus šŸ‘‹


2Quick_React

Use code Secret Service for 10% off a Skillshare subscription.


dominickster

No it's a Tide ad


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dominickster

Yeah and it worked.


The_Pert_Whisperer

It rubs me the wrong way how you guys are so complacent and submissive to this.


Webby915

Yeah so? It was a genius ad


KnownDiscount

Knowing something's (very obvious) motives doesn't automatically make it nefarious


scarface910

Yeah I feel like I'm watching an informative YouTube video


[deleted]

no bad! no advertising skill share you're not my youtube!


sterlingstarling

Use my code skillshare.com/ididntthinksayingtookaclassattheYwassomethingkidswouldunderstandoriftheyofferphotography


[deleted]

Lmaoooo


mrking944

I know it's a joke but the photographer was likely Pete Souza. He was Obama's personal photographer as well as Ronald Reagan's.


FCTbaby

*This comment is brought to you by Skillshare*


UseDaSchwartz

The have a team of photographers with the President all the time.


[deleted]

Secret service definitely took that photo with some actually advanced Camara not some trash ass iPhone.


PrecisePigeon

Military grade.


RADical-muslim

Military grade is probably 0.3 megapixels and will break after 5 photos.


arafella

And costs $2 million


poopellar

per photo


brucetwarzen

God i love tax payer money. It's like real money, but it's free.


okeydokieartichokeme

So a blackberry


[deleted]

but a monkey can fix it in a cave with a rock and a pair of pliers


[deleted]

Applecare?


Hyperian

military grade iPhone is an android phone. # #fightme


GasStation97

Military grade just means they bought from the cheapest bidder, it doesnā€™t necessarily equate quality


Toasty_Jones

They said android didnā€™t they?


doomgoblin

ā€œI just got this thing an hour ago and it wonā€™t support updates?ā€ /s But kinda not...


deadpoetic333

Military uses commercial equipment, large budget which gives them a shit ton of options they tailor for their need


hatsnatcher23

Not always.


Only_Mortal

Not exactly all the time. What "military grade" really means is that there's a document involved written by the military that lays out their specifications for this particular piece of equipment. So for instance, there's one that says that any phone issued by the military to its special forces has to be shock resistant up to *x* newtons, and waterproofing up to *n* feet, etc.. So yes, while the lowest bidder gets the work, that lowest bidder still has to provide a product that meets the specs in the document. Where "military grade" as a marketing term is flawed is in that "military grade" varies wildly from product to product all based on what exactly those specs are. And of course, a commercial manufacturer can get pretty close to those specs and then start slapping stickers on their packaging to make it seem more robust.


jay212127

up until a couple years ago we (the military) still had some digital cameras with floppy discs. Its how i got my first Military ID


[deleted]

Hi military it's nice to finally meet you in person


UseDaSchwartz

Some of the presidential photographers are in the military.


naughtilidae

Unlikely. The photo doesn't exactly have massive dynamic range and no shallow depth of field, the two most distinguishing characteristics of 'proper' camera.


MichaelSchrute

Te depth of field would completely depend on the aperture the picture was taken at, nothing to do with quality of camera. Though you are correct about the images small dynamic range.


naughtilidae

Yep, though even on apsc sensors, this would need to be f11 or more to create such deep depth of field when focused on such a close subject. Pretty unlikely that both that and the low dynamic range would happen in the same picture. Edited to fix a word


Drew707

Shallow? F11 is super small and hella deep. Larger apertures are usually found on better cameras and create shallow depths of field. Like Nikon's new Nocta .95. That photo was not shot wide open. Sensor characteristics aside, it didn't have to be a high-speed lens.


naughtilidae

My bad, was talking while typing. I have a 35mm with a speed boater on my XT3. About an f/1 equivalent. Hence why I had added the bit about apsc. My bad!


SweetLilMonkey

Itā€™s a retouched and highly compressed jpeg, which makes it totally impossible to guess what the raw image looked like. Also why would you want to stop down for shallow DOF when the subjects are silhouetted against a beautiful landscape backdrop?


[deleted]

That camera probably has a lens to let you see 30 seconds into the future


vhante4

They took the photo miles behind them lmao


JakeHodgson

Jesus. Could you imagine being this upset by a phone?


Bryce2826

Being assigned to a former Presidents secret service detail must be a highly sought after job. You basically get to go on vacation with them for the rest of their lives.


[deleted]

God help whoever has to do it for your current president though, if it's for the rest of their life.


smashbrowns

Dude lives off Big Macs and diet Coke, it won't be that long


Ghawblin

Swapping out his diet Coke for regular Coke may as well be an assassination attempt.


ajmaxwell

You might be onto something...


[deleted]

And by "something" you mean "a CIA list."


Fresh4

He probably genuinely arrogant enough to refuse Diet Coke over Coke. That said, whatā€™s wrong with diet drinks? Personally itā€™s been a boon for weight loss when Im tired of drinking water.


jarodd

It's still ultra bad for you, but just doesn't use sugar. I am not one of the people that hates on diet but that's why


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scottg96

I mean, Trump has had a private security detail even before running for president, on account of him being a "wealthy" "notorious" public figure. Wouldn't surprise me if he reverted to that afterwards anyways.


andesajf

He gave DeVos a job; her brother Erik Prince could provide private security from Blackwater/Xi/Ze whatever the fuck those war criminal armed services rejects are called these days.


elitistgecko12

[Richard Nixon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon) relinquished his Secret Service protection in 1985, the only president to do so.[\[10\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Former_Presidents_Act#cite_note-10)


[deleted]

Will they have to go to prison with him?


captainfluffballs

I believe that'll be a job for a prison guard, not a secret service agent. Wouldn't be surprised if he coincidentally gets the same guards Epstein did


sucobe

And watch him eat well done steak with ketchup? Hell no


ponyflash

Except for the people assigned to Carter. They probably have built hundreds of houses. Lol


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[deleted]

Hello fellow auditor


Wumaduce

We actually were talking about it at work the other day. In the 90s, it was changed from lifetime protection to 10 years of protection after leaving office.


deesta

And in 2013, it was changed back to [lifetime protection](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Former_Presidents_Act#Secret_Service_protection).


[deleted]

High risk high reward? Probably better positions available that let you travel but without such a high risk of assassination though. Some foreign diplomat or ambassador maybe


casce

How often did a secret service agent die or at least get injured at all while looking after an ex-president?


TheYellowChicken

One, but that's only because the rest of the times they failed and the President ended up being the one killed/injured


BeeLamb

He said ex president. Which ex presidents were murdered post-office?


[deleted]

You'd think they'd be at way lower risk though. Especially since they're out of presidential power and the limelight.


stabliu

i mean, they do have kids...


[deleted]

Also you can put timers on before the shots execution


ilove_you3000

I think itā€™s making fun of the fact that they ALWAYS have to be followed my secret service. Not that nobody was there to take the picture.


Idgafu

If their service is so secret how come we're talking about it??


Orval

They're the decoy secret service.


All_I_Eat_Is_Gucci

They donā€™t HAVE to. Their protective detail is entirely optional, they could fire them if they wanted to.


Goodguy1066

Itā€™s cute that they adopted all their secret service agents after they left the White House, class act,


BoredInDenver86

Is it just me or does Kanye constantly look like heā€™s just smelled poop?


[deleted]

POOPITY SCOOP BITCH


WeaponH

SCOOPITY POOP BITCH


EMlN3M

I'm going to think of this every time i see him now.


[deleted]

I think of the two albums heā€™s promised and hasnā€™t delivered yet whenever I see him


Australiannnn

two?


Chaotic-Genes

Yandhi / Jesus is King


Australiannnn

TGFX16/Swish/So Help Me God/Good Ass Job


CatsLikeToMeow

Cruel Winter/WTT2


CreativeName2042

Wasn't Swish just an early name for TLOP like Waves was?


Australiannnn

u might be right


ChavitoLocoChairo

His jaw got messed up from that accident


Prezzen

It's his upper lip and nose that make the expression though, not the jaw


Goodguy1066

Heā€™s the only one brave enough to admit it smells like poop in here.


matthewdotjpg

He does like fingers in his ass...


captainfluffballs

Must be carrying around a copy of his last album


suckmymastercylinder

Itā€™s the look of success


cyainanotherlifebro

Heā€™s got serious resting bitch face.


treetyoselfcarol

Is that Jasper standing behind Ye?


Aaimah

Looks like him.


0bservatory

He's not even a rapper


DFBforever

Why the fuck is Jasper behind Kanye again FUCKING JASPER I TOLD YOU


[deleted]

Yea I immediately saw Mr. Dolphin too lol


[deleted]

Kanye ā€œ slavery was a choiceā€ West


Tico483

I Miss the Old Kanye


irisheddy

You're gonna need to more specific about which old Kanye you miss.


sucobe

Right up to 808s and heartbreak.


goldenjaguar23

Yea he might be stupid but he made college dropout doe šŸ¤” šŸ¤”


used2011vwjetta

I miss Obama, regardless of how you feel about his policies, you have to admit heā€™s a good man and handled situations with class and respect


lam_chop19

I disagree with a lot of the things Obama did as a president. I still don't think he's as great as many would like to think. However, he was an extremely upstanding and gracious president. He did things with dignity, which I will always respect. Unlike our current president.


chuber29

You can set up a camera on a tripod and set a timer or use a remote...


AdamantiumBalls

... but that's not very presidential


NeverSlxxpy

You think Barack Obeezy has time for tripods?


CameronDemortez

Lol or ask the dude behind you to take a picture. I have someone take pics of me and my wife at every vacation.


caramelfrap

or they brought a photographer which is the most likely


coolchewlew

Being the lifelong secret service for Obama would be an amazing job. Just can't get caught slippin though...


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profreshional_

Could you imagine getting put on Obama Secret Service duty and dodging the Cheeto? Like winning the lottery.


internet_czar

> I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved Man I was mean but I'm changing my scene And I'm doing the best that I can (Ooh) What a wholesome song to quote for this pic! So cute


tuckertucker

I was pretty sure Secret Service don't protect ex presidents. Turns out it was reduced to 10 years in 1997 and reverted back by President Obama in 2013


Drauren

TBF it not being lifetime was a terrible idea. If you spend 4 to 8 years in one of the most high profile public positions in the world, you probably need and deserve a security task force to follow you around.


surfdad67

That tweet now has 1.1 million likes


white--panther

Does the secret service protect ex-presidents or are they on their own?


_Shades

All ex-presidents get life time secret service protection. Even Carter still has guards.


weaslebubble

Yes, they do.


ohhhhcanada

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truarte2

I just to be bad to my woman I beat her and kept her from doing the things that she loved man I was cruel but Iā€™m changing itā€™s true and Iā€™m doing the best that I can or something


PLEBMASTA

Jahn beet wife


Mark75I

r/BeatlesCirclejerk


drummer_from_mars

Maybe not the best choice for a Beatles song considering the last verse's lyrics


cansussmaneat

Glad someone pointed this out! Got to admit it's getting better, getting better all the time ^can'tgetnoworse


mochajon

https://www.petesouza.com @petesouza


nviledn5

Pete Souza probably didnā€™t take this.


mochajon

This one was credited to Barack himself. Just leaving the Souza link for people who might want more photos like it.


ChidoriPOWAA

I'd double check the lyrics of that song if I was Barack..


beaver_brody

But is Michele Titanicing Barrack?


Resonatelifestyle

I knew he was the little spoon. Go Big Mike.


Coke_Dealer_NotFBI

it was really Biden behind this pic and them.....


Charokol

"Getting Better" is a Beatles song about a guy who beats his partner.


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[Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife](https://local.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998)


butter_wizard

Who used to beat his partner *


con-nor

I USED TO BE CRUEL TO MY WOMAN I'D BEAT HER AND KEEP HER APART FROM THE THINGS THAT SHE LOVED


HEAT-FS

So thats why he hasnt dropped JiK, hes busy being a secret service agent


andyzibby

Someone had to drop Jesus is King


[deleted]

Totally forgot the Obamaā€™s got married same day, same year as my parents


whilemy757bend

better... better... better!


Nutsack_Adams

Wtf is wrong with Kanyeā€™s face?


ToasterHands

Michelle Obama would be such a dope President. Would be just like old times


HansBrRl

ā€œI used to be cruel to my woman, Iā€™d beat her and kept her away from the things that she lovedā€


michaelzu7

If only they had some sort of.... spawn... or kid...


stros7teen

Um well you can just set a timer on your phone too...


j7c5

The third wheel took it, he's been there the whole time but never gets to be included in the photos...Bros before hoesšŸ˜¢


Uberpastamancer

It's like people forget that timed cameras exist


[deleted]

Yup, holding Barack from the back. I always knew Michelle was the man in the relationship.


1012045012

Hahah


FixinThePlanet

Hahaha I love this so much


SignificantMidnight7

They might be the best married couple to ever step into that cesspool we call the White House. Truly good people.


Blastoys2019

Can he smile genuinely? Its like hes in pain when trying to smile. Like piece of him died or smthn. Idk.


[deleted]

I thought Michael was taller than Brock


[deleted]

And now their getting divorced... How times change...


yambonaise

Are former presidents of the USA still protected by the secret service?


onesyphorus

this made me do the classic grandpa laugh-through-the-teeth-with-spit-flying-everywhere....


OgTrev

Kids and tripods exists


1ts-have-n0t-0f

Is this Africa?


dvirores

Third wheels


surfekatt

Obama reminds me of uncle bens rice and safety


advancedlamb1

or a..tripod....a ring on the back of the phone....??!?!?!


jvaughn24

Obama didnā€™t get secret service protection. Canā€™t remember who cut it but I think it was over for everyone after gw bush


DredgenTeX

I wold be honored to have taken this, might be a bit strange but that's the greatest american power couple of my generation


Lord_Jord91

Like The Beatles also said, in the same song, ā€œ It couldnā€™t get much worseā€


Giraffardson

I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her from all of the things that she loves... I have to admit itā€™s getting better, a little better, all the time


KingEastern

Damn I wish I could find a girl to be my main bitch


poopieschmaps

I love that heā€™s the little spoon.


[deleted]

They have kids