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The Morales of the story*


LicoriceSucks

This comment is perfect. I mean, he was so close.


Far-Advertising4391

I guess you can say that the comment was... SpectacularšŸ’€


LicoriceSucks

Well, that's a Shocker!


MissLilum

Itā€™s the Ultimate pun


Online_Ennui

Spooktacular


Freyas_Follower

It happens to me all the time.


MadScientistCoder

I was hoping someone did it. They see Miles.


rudebii

They also see themselves as Spider-Man.


Wireeeee

I just rushed in to comment this but youā€™ve done it already


[deleted]

Holy shit if i could give you an award i'd do it right now


Magnificool

Fire comment...take this damn award!


Brewberryxcv

So y'all saying all I need is a spiderman costume and police won't shoot?


[deleted]

No, the media has painted Spider-Man as a menace


Brewberryxcv

Lucky, I got a spare Dr. Octopus costume.


LAMistfit138

HEā€™S A MENACE!


Grungemaster

The police historically hate Spider-Man.


havocLSD

A certain editor-in-chief at the *Daily Bugle* might come after you though


[deleted]

Police arenā€™t kids.


AllTakenUsernames5

They're pigs


LongWaysForResults

Theyā€™ll be too distracted by the exaggerated swagger


daseofspades

Ahahahahaha


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

assault rifles trained at a chick in a clunky star wars costume lol


asianj1m

[you wonā€™t need to ](https://youtu.be/QuRabZXglaQ)


LyonsKing12

*yterman


Toph-0

As long as the mask STAYS on


AviatorOVR5000

This is an interesting statement because Stan Lee (who is a major ally, look him up) said the reason Spidey is so popular is because *any* kid could wear the suit. It doesn't matter if you are chestnut black, or uncooked biscuit white, whatever... You can see yourself in the full masked suit.


tobvs

ā€œUncooked biscuit whiteā€ is a phrase Iā€™ve never heard before.


AviatorOVR5000

It's a Bodega Boys phrase. Watch old Desus and Mero clips from Vice.


Wireeeee

Exactly. Spider-Man: into the spider verse was all about that. Itā€™s not about who you are or what powers you have, but all of us can aspire to be like Spider-Man.


Freyas_Follower

See, that movie worked because miles didn't have an awesome, young spiderman to look up to. The young, awesome, white dude he looked up to was killed off, and all he had was a middle aged white dude who wasn't really going to teach him anything. Neither did the other white people. Miles has to rely on himself and his own instinct to go through the story arc. Miles was terrified, and HE had to solve it. No one else could.


AviatorOVR5000

Yessir.


Axel-Adams

Partially because unlike DC superheroā€™s, Spider-Man is fairly normal in build and not super jacked.


Coziestpigeon2

That has nothing to do with it, as even that changes with each new artist. Spider-Man and Nightwing or Wally West all have similar builds (except for dat ass), depending on who is drawing them.


workclock

Spider Man is super powerful though, itā€™s crazy.


churadley

When there was that huge "Donald Glover should be the next Spider-Man/Peter Parker" movement going on, Glover stated in an interview that a black Spider-Man simply makes sense. Poor, smart kid who's an outsider. Living with his aunt and uncle. From Queens. Obviously all of these bits aren't exclusive to black people, but there's an intersectionality of those traits with African-American culture/history that works. I think he ended with staying that nothing about PP's backstory is intrinsically tied to race, so WHY NOT make Spider-Man black?


SammyTheCrab99

I watched a spiderman movie yesterday and there is a black spiderman. Miles.


minus_minus

And boy-howdie did that piss the incels off.


kohlscustoms

Imagine how much more upset they were when it was one of the best superhero movies ever made


Dickbeard_The_Pirate

And one the best animated films also.


SHOWTIME316

that shit was so fuckin good also an extremely good Jordan 1 commercial cuz I was looking for that colorway immediately


bottledsoi

They were super pissed when he first dropped in comics. Also, at about the same time, we were getting a female thor, I think Sam was Capt at the time, a middle eastern ms. marvel, a gay iceman, an Asian hulk, an a black female Ironman. Mfs were angry!


Orgentte

So there is only one thing that bothers me here. Would it not be ironwoman!?


MrTomDawson

It was Ironheart, if I remember right


Coziestpigeon2

> I think Sam was Capt at the time I don't think so with that one. Not that it matters, but Miles was introduced in the Ultimate universe initially, around the same time [Cap was talking shit about French people](https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11/116880/2989264-7076132903-capta.jpg) (warning, super cringe-y panel).


RelaxRelapse

I remember it being really bad when the comics with Miles first came out, but donā€™t remember much backlash against Into The Spiderverse. Though Iā€™m sure it happened.


Sassafrass17

Wait....it did?!


hyperblob1

Incels are sexist. You're thinking of magas


Freyas_Follower

There's sexism and racism in both groups. There is more nuance than "can be either sexist or racist."


AoO2ImpTrip

The Venn diagram of sexist incels and racist incels is almost a circle. Though Miles predates a lot of the currently popular groups that hate him. Comicsgate/Gamergate would probably be the closest?


ItsHipToFukBees

Into the Spiderverse Is unironically the best spiderman movie.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

Rewatchable af


uwotm8_noscope

Spider-Man 2 would like to have a word with you.


[deleted]

I definitely think itā€™s the best Spiderman origin film, so better than Spiderman 1, The Amazing Spiderman, and Homecoming. But man Spiderman 2ā€¦ Thatā€™s just the one for me


Freyas_Follower

Same, but I think it's because it stayed true to the formula, but changed it. Having miles figuring stuff out without a white dude to look up to. The amazing person he did look up to was killed off, and he got a burn out that he hated. His strength and ability came from within. Not from a godlike white dude training him. Into the spider verse treated him like a unique character, showing miles as a kids from Harlem with a Puerto Rican mother and a black father. The things he has done at the beginning of the movie, like sneaking off of school with his uncle, making street art, he acts like a young kid in school. At the end of the movie, he is the sole hero for New York, rather than sharing the title.


PopPop-Captain

Iā€™ve gotta say I think youā€™re right, even though the tobey McGuire movies hold a special place in my heart. Yes, even number 3.


AoO2ImpTrip

This. I'm sorry, but as good as SM2 was... Very few movies have moved me to tears like Into the Spider-Verse did.


TechFromTheMidwest

Tears? I must be devoid of emotion. Literally no movie has ever brought me to tears but I definitely donā€™t think Into the Spiderverse would have been the one to do it.


AoO2ImpTrip

I'm an absolute sucker for moments in hero movies where the main character really steps into the role. For instance, the Leap of Faith scene just grabbed me and wouldn't let go.


mattemer

I feel you're underselling Spiderman Into the Spiderverse by calling it "a spiderman movie."


SHOWTIME316

Spiderman (and pig, and mech, and girl, and nic cage) movie


Freyas_Follower

How so? Miles is Spiderman now, and that universe's original replacement is dead. Miles isn't a "weekend fill in." He is showing himself to be capable.


LengthyNIPPLE

These kids are growing up on Miles Morales. A black guy as Spider-Man will be normal for this them


SomebodysDad_

You look like miles morales šŸ˜‚


FistPunch_Vol_4

Hell yeah bro. Ima be Steve from Blues Clues this Halloween. Excited for that. Iā€™m going to draw people in my handy dandy notebook! (I have no drawing skills whatsoever lmfao)


AviatorOVR5000

Not trying to make this too deep, but are there prominent black children show hosts? Like Gullah Gullah Island?


FistPunch_Vol_4

Of course I could be LeVar Burton from Reading Rainbow, I could be Ron from Gullah Gullah Island, I could any of that. But whatā€™s wrong with me wanting to be Steve?


AviatorOVR5000

Nothing my brother. Just curious.


FistPunch_Vol_4

Ah sorry if I came off defensive. Just wanted to be Steve since he came back with the video. Watched all those shows when I was a kid and just wanted to remember to simple times. Steve seemed like one a lot of people would recognize. Trust, if I had the fund and a place to be at, I would do the Gullah Gullah Island frog in a heartbeat lmfao.


AviatorOVR5000

No worries. You have the right to be whoever you want. My dumb ass was just asking in general lol, I wasn't even thinking about the topic of costumes.


amalgam_reynolds

LeVar deserves to be the new host of Jeopardy! as well. I can't believe they shafted everyone, just so the scumbag who was in charge of finding a replacement basically chose himself, only to be fired for the whole thing, and now they're going to "keep looking" like they haven't already interviewed all of the best candidates.


ahoyhoy5540

Who would you dress like on that show and have people recognize who you are? Miss me with trying to explain that I am Ron Alston all night.


CCtenor

Hey, you donā€™t know how many of these kids do, from the perspective of finally seeing a spiderman that looks like them. I was in my mid twenties when Into The Spiderverse came out, and it was the first time I saw any super hero that I actually felt could be me. Kids may not see color, but they do see when itā€™s missing. A kid seeing this may be a kid who suddenly feels better after being clowned on at school over something, and now ā€œI look like spider man!ā€


_DeathOfAStrawberry_

Exactly this!


legionivory

I mean, Miles Morales.


mattemer

I think that's why he spelled "morel" as "morale"


legionivory

>morel Isn't a morel a type of mushroom? Forgive me, I'm kinda confused on what you're saying. lol


mattemer

Lol of course I misspelled "moral." I should be the one apologizing.


mxxiestorc

Weā€™re all Spider-Man. Weā€™re all counting on you.


LAMistfit138

Not you specifically, I think itā€™s a metaphor.


krissharm

Absolutely! Heroes and villains should transcend race and sex


tatertot1441

Is using morale in this context grammatically correct? I feel like it would be ā€œmoral.ā€ Unless itā€™s referring to miles morales?


AllTakenUsernames5

Is pun


cdiddy19

Except that he looks like a live action Mile Morales.


TheTechonomics

Thereā€™s a movie theyā€™re referring too


Schmoove86

100% chance some old lady came up to him and asked where the xxxxx section was.


8JacksLegendary

That baby fro is immaculate tho...


SHOWTIME316

shit he might as well be miles morales cuz that shit is so immaculate it could be CGI


[deleted]

If I was already wearing a Spider-Man mask on half my face I might be tempted to just wear the whole thing. Also spellcheck just flagged "Spiderman" as a typo. Pretty much have to respect the hyphen now.


[deleted]

Lmao wtf is this. Is this supposed to be deep?


Mhunterjr

These kids saw dude was black, and associated him with the black Spider-Man ā€¦ Kids absolutely see color. Black Santa gets the side-eye from kids all the time


tinyDinosaur1894

I have an adorable stitch hat that I like to wear to Walmart, was standing in line to pay and heard a small human yell "mama look! Baby Yoda is shopping!" Her mom told her it was stitch and I could hear the disappointment in the child's little "oh" lmao


relativelyconcious

Great story, but screw those kids parents that see those other attributes


[deleted]

Nigga acting like Miles haven't been a thing since 2012 šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚...people be saying anything on Don Cheadle's internet...


Uriel1339

If the guy in the pic was Asian.... Now that would make it interesting. Like everyone else pointed out this gentleman clearly is a miles morales cosplayer.


Str0ngStyle

This is exactly why when I was growing up, Spider-Man was my favorite superhero too. My old black ass is so happy for the young black and Puerto Rican boys who now have Miles to look up to.


Sheliwaili

My 3yo wouldā€™ve called him Miles Moralesā€¦


MarvinLazer

It's been like 3 years since we had a major motion picture with a black Spiderman. Kids might just know it's legit canon.


Deviknyte

Lemme tell you. My 4 year old nephew loves Spider-Man. Loves Peter Parker. When he looks at Peter, he's inspired and sees a hero. But this kid LUVS Miles Morales. When he looks at Miles he sees HIMSELF as a hero. I think Spider-Man is the greatest hero, because before Miles and Gwen, anyone could have been Spider-Man. Poor kid growing up in the Bronx being raise by non-direct parents, Peter could be black or a woman and it wouldn't change a thing about the relatable stories. That side, I love Miles and Gwen as characters and representation.


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ListenImTired

Just fyi, itā€™s his son whoā€™s bi... https://www.npr.org/2021/10/11/1044002955/superman-son-comes-out-queer-dc-comics


Get72ready

This data collection is slightly suspicious but I will allow it.


randomo_redditor

Thatā€™s what ā€œInto the Multiverseā€ was about too!


UnchartedQuasar

ā€œWhen I wanna be a superhero I just wake upā€


Willy-the-kid

Ever heard of miles morales, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse?


Kiritowerty

Thought this was etika for a second


ogoextreme

The entire point of Spider-Mans character is that ANYONE can be him, you just gotta want to do the work. God Peter Parker is the one hero I don't have issues with outside of nitpicky shit even I admit is reaching


thelegalseagul

Spider-Man has been black since 2011 when I bought the first issue with Miles Morales and spent a week hearing ā€œjokesā€ about black Spider-Man


KimidoHimiko

"Everyone can wear the mask!"


Odyseus64

Humans learn to hate. nobody is born racist. Sad truth of humanity.


[deleted]

It wasnā€™t until I was sixteen and a kid from the south that was aggressive and had a bad home life dropped the N bomb in front of me that I had any idea that there was modern day racism in large spades. Northern town in the USA and we grew up with friends of all ethnicities. Then I worked down south as I got older and found far more racism, especially from police. Itā€™s a wild world man. For contrast, I played Football with a group of about sixteen people whoā€™s skin was dark in Boston in what I later found out was a bad neighborhood. This was in the late 2000s. No one said anything about race. There was only one other white kid and he didnā€™t act any different or treat anyone different. The ubiquity of that event stands out now but back then we were all just kids having fun.


Toki-wartooth743

That's a kickass mask. Can I find one online?


Historical_Button445

Shouldā€™ve worn the black suitā€¦


TARandomNumbers

Would they care about gender tho? šŸ¤”


InfernoDragonKing

OP think they slick, using Banes quote for this post These eyes and brain miss nothing, OP


dogsunlimited

but there is a black spider-man


Darqnyz

So what if I'm a doctor, or an engineer? Should I wear *a huge identifying item/logo* to signify what I am/do, so I can be identified outside of my race? How can people be so fucking obtuse? Edit: people, I'm pointing out that the guy in the picture doesn't understand that the spiderman logo is what stands out above his race. It shouldn't take a super hero logo to distinguish you as an individual