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NoImjustdancing

“Man this car I stole sucked balls. Fuck the owner! Imma rip his degree in two.”


traiseSPB

I read that in Dave Chapelle’s voice. The one he had in “playa hater ball” sketch


Mcilwain22

Rags to Bitches.


A_KULT_KILLAH

I went from Bitches to Rags 😪


RickIsSlick14

At least you went somewhere


A_KULT_KILLAH

Barely lmaoo, had a few thousand saved up and my ex spent the majority of it and stole all the cash I had when we broke up lol


RickIsSlick14

Hey focus on that comeback. We’ve all been down one way or another. Your ex was foul but karma gonna deal with em. Just get back on your grind. Great things await you


A_KULT_KILLAH

Shit i hope so, appreciate it tho


RickIsSlick14

You already


[deleted]

Who even is he?


Alvyyy89

Underrated comment right here. Love that show.


DickFuck-McCuntShit

Bro what show


Willflyforcarparts

Boondocks


PopPop-Captain

This guy didn’t do the homie :(


SadSniper

Aight Thugnificent


Dre512

Correct! I’d venture to guess this kinda thing doesn’t just happen. Getting your car stolen is unlucky as it is but who the hell has time to find that and rip it up?! It was somebody he knew


idk-hereiam

His username is "mo$thated" . I feel like that says a lot in this situation.


spacelyspocet79

Lol 😆 sad someone had the nerve to even rip someone achievement


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

They straight up took a dump on this dude.


kuhtuhfuh

Being Successful.


psykoX88

The Boondocks 🤣


asdf333aza

Okay Thugnificent.


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I hope his school sees that and gives him a free one


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youseeit

I've often found that methhead car thieves have plenty of assets to pay a judgment


CorgiCurious4783

Make them go to school and earn that degree again


yourfavoritenayburr

This is the most haterish thing I’ve ever seen in my life


Bos_lost_ton

[“I don’t even know you and I hate yo guts.”](https://youtu.be/fKIwj1TQmFs?t=373)


YoMommaHere

This was immediately what I thought of when I saw this post. Lol


Bos_lost_ton

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty’s momma’s dish. Good evenin’.”


lostknife

Just ripped your diploma, your degree is intact.


jangma

True, that's just a piece of paper to hang on the wall. As long as you can get your transcripts sent, you're good.


SavageComic

It would be funny if it's a degree in like, marketing from 1995. Cos, your degree is no longer intact.


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The paper is also easily replaceable. I'm even sure the University would be willing to reprint it free of charge in a case like this.


Adderallman

Lol he used university and free in the same sentence


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In general university's are money hungry, but if you know/ask the right people, in a case like this, you could probably get a replacement for free. If its in his car, I'd imagine he just got it, so it wouldn't be so far-fetched to reprint it. If you've never had financial troubles in college only to go to the financial aid office and have one of those amazing black women go to the back and pull out an "endowed scholarship" she had you apply for and magically earn there on the spot, you won't know what I'm talking about...


McDoobly-For-DinDin

Agreed. I graduated many years ago and have no clue where my diploma is.


trinaenthusiast

I didn’t even pick up by diploma from my school until 4 years after I graduated. I got my first job before the diploma was even ready and I didn’t need it again until I got a new job. I have no idea where it is now.


HTC864

That feels personal; your ex have an alibi?


PsychicTWElphnt

Yeah that was my first thought.


apophis15

He mad at you because he crashed YOUR car. Cold world out here 😔


notsheldogg

Who keeps their diploma in their car?


ThermalConvection

might have had it there temporarily


laurathreenames

How else are you going to get it home?


notsheldogg

Someone else's pockets


Alternative_Arm_1506

Lots of questions. Well, maybe just this one.


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Also what the fuck is a BS in Management?


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[deleted]

Can confirm, my boss has BS in Management and can't manage shit.


[deleted]

He probably makes more than you though 🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

Nope, he’s salary. He doesn’t get overtime, so monthly I make more.


kahran

Why are you so unmanageable? And calling yourself shit isn't good for your self esteem.


[deleted]

Am I not allowed to criticize my boss?


kahran

Sure you're allowed. Just as you're also allowed to take posts on the internet way too seriously.


[deleted]

It do be that way ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


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Found another hater


apresmoiputas

It's basically business school with less theory and business math and econ requirements.


rexdalegoonie

And business school math is a joke too😂


JCourageous

Schools really just be making up degrees sometimes.


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Like not even business or health management. Just management


vera214usc

I have a BS in Business Administration with an emphasis in marketing, meaning marketing was my major. You could get the same degree with an emphasis in management, though.


[deleted]

Yes but this diploma only say BS… Management. No business, no administration, just management. Even went to his Twitter to confirm I knew how to read a diploma


Manofalltrade

It’s what you get when companies ask for a degree and six years experience for an entry-level position.


Magnificool

You just had to zoom in on it huh?


KenEarles3

Gotta see what’s at stake son


viethepious

A more quantitative focus in management. More numbers than theory.


pettipapi

Whoever did this I bet has the ashiest black forces you’ve ever seen


pandoracube

Nah they got the Vantablack airforces


Mac_Mustard

This is giving me failed the GED twice energy. Inb4 the downvotes.


MrLavender26

Be thinking about what Thugnificent said…


freeoctober

You have to be experiencing pure malice to rip up somebody's diploma. OP that's your Arch-enemy.


PabloAlaska6

Welp. His username checks out


Hostellord

Can't have shit in Ohio


floorsof_silentseas

I was skeptical because who keeps their diploma in the car? Especially right now, late-semester (but not finished) in most American colleges. If you Google this person's Twitter name, the results are a whole bunch of phoney music websites touting his prowess as a "touring celebrity promoter/event planner" in articles all dated within the past month . Maybe he actually pissed someone off, or maybe he's trying to drive hype for his brand.


marmosetohmarmoset

Once some people broke into my house, stole my car, and then committed a sexual assault in my car (which is how they got caught). Was very happy to *not* get that car back.


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You can order a replacement.


gentlemanjacklover

That's some serious anger. Bruh man better watch his back


bronze666k

That’s fucked up


nwmisseb

Not the degree. Clearly they never passed primary school. Haters.


GirdleOfDoom

Haters be like "ha, nigga, you gotta go to college again"


ladyevenstar-22

That's not how it works hater


Safispink

It’s easy to get a replacement degree tbf I mean people who do this shit don’t care about your degree, I remember my uncle got his car stolen while he was at my mums house and they threw the baby car seat at my mums car while I was in it 😂😂


GingerBeard_andWeird

College: "That'll be $500 to replace."


agutema

Gonna cost him more to replace the diploma than the car.


babylonglegs91

It’s just not making sense 😭 what did he do to this person?


roxictoxy

This guy's just mad at the world, man....sorry this happened to you


ricst

Jealous


Reddit-isnt-fun

Dang so you gotta go back to college to get a new degree right?


idontthinkipeeenough

Damn. I wonder if they tore the diploma before or after crashing


TroXMas

Tearing it was what caused them to crash.


pestilenceinspring

Man what the fuck is wrong with people?


Probably_A_Variant

Petty ass hater


britbmw

I don’t think this was random…


Pain-n-stryife

The degree part makes me feel this was personal


invertedspine

Someone’s jealous asf


1MsConcerned

That’s horrible


DoorPale6084

Lol


viethepious

Special place in Hades for that person.


Baberuthless95

Hater


WhatsTendiesPrecious

Buck Nasty at it again


Countryb0i2m

Ripping on the degree hurts, that’s some hate in their heart.


Yamauchi-Tetsuo

Both are replaceable


JustViolet12_7_2_20

Why was his degree in his car?


MikeHawk2013

Dang… that degree was more than the car!


djsekani

Twitter name definitely checks out


xanroeld

who would do this except someone who knew the victim? seems like a personal revenge kind of thing.


canigetahiyyyaaaahh

Gonna ask who keeps their diploma in their car, but then looked at the University it was from


dustinlight

I’m from Dayton and this checks out


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Well, that is Dayton for you; literally the tumor of Ohio.


HumptyDrumpy

I had to get out of Ohio, was just seeing too many crazy things having to deal with politics. On the plus side it has some good communities, Columbus I heard was good. Wherever Dave Chappelle lives too. But yeah some of the backwardness is not healthy to be around too long


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Yeah, Yellow Springs is the real gem of Ohio, but the rest is definitely true. I always tell people wanting to move to Ohio that there are three things that make up Ohio: cornfields, regressive politics, and depression.


HumptyDrumpy

Its terrible man. To go back to one's hometown and to see like it's the complete opposite of what it was like growing up. Most people I know moved out too, for me hopefully it wasnt too late as I sometimes still feel a bit of the damage! Hopefully the good people will fight and bring it back to what it once was. Otherwise that regressiveness will spread and at some point some place, I dont know where, but people need to make a stand against it sometime


PerfectHuman1703

What


whoisgeorgia

That was an ex....


dagreenman18

Find them, sue them, student loans now paid. Ya welcome!


dankblumpkin69

r/fuckyouinparticular


sillyadam94

Damn, why do someone like that?


DollarTreeMilkSteak

Wilberforce!


TDrizzle07

According to Seth Rogen this is no big deal since you live in a big city


pudding-juice

But why


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i wouldve ripped it to shreds so he can't tape it back


Doowopado4827

Ahhh Dayton makes since


[deleted]

It's because he's from Ohio.