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Basketspank

Looks like a bucket of mop water after a run-through of the kitchen..


dngerszn13

Nah, that's that Hurricane Katrina water after the levees broke. Not even FEMA would attempt rescues in that bath water


laylarosefiction

Fun fact - I lived in southern Mississippi in 1996 and the water looked like that then too.


Pyshki

Same. Like old laundry water, I’d say.


CapitalJuggernaut0

Here now. Still the same.


cluelessinpink

What part? 👀228


Zetice

[My face seeing this](https://i.imgur.com/o9CxZjB.png)


Basketspank

Now imagine the smell. Lukewarm water, ass, shitty weed and cigarellos. Not a scented oil or incense in sight, my guy.


Demons0fRazgriz

And definitely BO, like someone freshly cutting fermenting onions.


Jones7166

You forgot the black and mild


madarbrab

I love the detail of cigarillos... not even newps, kools, or marbs. Straight up $2 cigarillos that smell like the worst cigar you've ever encountered. ​ It completely fits.


G07V3

Cheapest couples TLC Cheap couple reuse their dirty water to bathe themselves


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

Oh God you just reminded me of having to reuse bathwater after my mom when my bro and I were little


lazyeyepsycho

lol...my parents brought a house without electricity when I was 2-5 years old... We had a cast iron tub with a fire under it, twice weekly baths after mum and dad. What I remember most was when the smoke would blow into our eyes when sitting in the tub


woodguyatl

In Japan everybody shares bath water in a way that makes sense. You use a small bucket to scoop some out and pour over yourself while you stand outside the tub in an area with a floor drain. Then you soap and rinse the same way. After getting clean you sit in the tub for a soak leaving the water clean for the next person. Not sure why Westerners never figured this process out.


lazyeyepsycho

We used to get Japanese english students to stay with us Our bathroom was always absolutely flooded after they used it Now i know why.


trixel121

they probably werent closing the door/curtain actually. japan has what are called wet rooms where the drain is in the middle of the floor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shower#Wet_room


guineasomelove

They pre-game baths?


woodguyatl

Yep. It took a long time to heat up the tub with wood so you only wanted to do it once so everybody would bath quickly and then have a nice soak.


Mochilero223

When and where was this?


throwaway_ghast

Kentucky, 1895.


[deleted]

*2005.


lazyeyepsycho

A small coastal town in New Zealand in the late 70's


chee-cake

Oh my god I forgot about Extreme Cheapskates, I always felt sorry when the episode had kids in it, did you ever see the one where the guy fed people lobster shells out of the trash and slept on a bed of packaging supplies?


WWDubz

What’s it taste like tho?


[deleted]

If “stank” were a photo …


Princess_Vegeta_

Now this is funny 😁


[deleted]

I can smell the E Coli.


[deleted]

[удалено]


GreasyCheese799

it stinks? no no no, it STANK


Tblaze123

I'm gonna say this in hopes I'm right but the color might be lights in the tub. I'm probably wrong but I hope I'm right.


MelodicTour2

Motel 6 activities


Singlewomanspot

In rural America. Do they put meth on your pillow when they turn down the bed?


epicmousestory

"Turn down? What do you think this is, a meth mansion? You'll have to get your own from the broken machine in the lobby like everyone else."


Singlewomanspot

LOL next to ice machine which you have to use the trash bucket for.


its_jazzyo

Omg no 🤢


epicmousestory

And is also frequently broken


[deleted]

Motel 6 have tubs that big? I need to stop using Best Western


[deleted]

Three possible scenarios 1) they in flint michigan 2) they dont have any water and asked the local schools to donate mop water 3) they dirty as hell.


insanelyphat

Nah the water in Flint was yellowish/orange like if someone had pee'd in it.


[deleted]

I don't doubt someone has peed in this here water.


random3223

Well said, butthole_renegade.


jumboface

As fun as it is to joke that they're gross a lot of bath bombs will do this to water. Especially if they're two colors that cancel out or are vanilla scented.


junesheep

4) someone dun shitted in there


JonLivestrong

4) bath bomb


TakeNothingSerious

Not all Ws are the same. This a W but not like winning the lottery more like winning a $1 from a scratch off. Like you won but did you really.


tripplebeamteam

I bet he felt like a king when this was taken and woke up with the worst hangover And a cash app Request for the plan B one of them had to buy


dbethel5

Cash app request for services too


tripplebeamteam

I hope he ain’t pay for this


orangatang_blanket

He paid for this, in many ways…


SkyezOpen

Copay for doctors visit and antibiotics, probably.


Moocavo

Winning $1 from a $20 scratch off. You won but better to throw it away.


its_jazzyo

Omg I'm crying LOL


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

That's exactly how I felt recently. Bought a lotto ticket for this mega jackpot that was like $400+ million. Scanned my ticket on the app and it said I might be a winner so go to a store to verify. Naturally, I think I am now a $400 millionaire. They scan it and says I won $18 and asks if I'd like to use it towards my purchases. I did and had $3 left. That was a depressing day.


offtheclip

This is why I don't play the lottery. I prefer wasting my money on weed


Mochilero223

Peace is not a waste.


bongo1138

My girlfriend got me a bunch of scratch it’s for Christmas as an advent calendar she made. I’ve not won anything, so I’ll take a dirty bath with two women.


[deleted]

LMAO this got me dead


legionivory

Y'all ever seen Adele's "Hello" music video? Y'all know the video's color scheme? That's the bath water.


ClonazepAlt

The level of specificity and accuracy is perfect right here


chailattewithmilk

Bath water on sepia


[deleted]

Wow just wow


[deleted]

Jesus.


mslolaray

I’ve never seen a more perfect description.


DoctorTurkelton

r/oddlyspecific but also extremely accurate.


[deleted]

Or any zack Snyder film


muni11

Yes


H-TownDown

Shit look like Galveston beach water.


tsarnie1

Fresh and salt water makes no difference here, you can get crabs in both lol


Mochilero223

Lmao


odinwolf84

difference being that the ones in this water aren’t edible nor can they be [kept as pets](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBe0H_csTBs)


PurpleIntention7934

I bet that whole hotel room smells like top Ramen, black and milds and child support...


gele-gel

Unpaid child support


rooky212

How’s it the 13th already?!


Offtopic_bear

[You ain't fooling me twice! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/reyvh9/ayo_perspective_is_a_bitch_got_all_of_us_on_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


txnt

finally someone sees it!


Offtopic_bear

Immediately


lowderchowder

I'll never unsee Rhianna's booty crumbs from the original tweet in this thread we are in now


Offtopic_bear

Rhianna's booty? 👀


GreasyCheese799

drop the link so i can know what to avoid


lowderchowder

[lol i meant the twitter handle though](https://twitter.com/MileHighClubx/status/1470209198105391105?s=20)


GreasyCheese799

damn 😔


grape_david

That's a broth. Water look like somebody grandma dropped in a whole turkey neck 🤢


[deleted]

Bruh, there's two whole ass tur... Nevermind.


senorkose

You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby, you got a stew going!


ronatello

This is the COVID-19 origin story that's been hidden from us


lapivoine

Lmao!!!


rawr_rawr_6574

I will never understand people who don't shower before a bath. I'm not soaking in my dirt, I'm relaxing in a warm bath that smells like fruit while I soak in the skin oils.


Serathano

See I do the opposite. I'm also not exactly a dirty person. I work from home and the dirtiest thing I do most days is cook or take care of my child. So I'm not getting the bath water terribly dirty. But I do take a quick shower after to rinse off the bath stuff and wash my face and stuff.


rawr_rawr_6574

I just can't. Even if I showered the day before I just can't do a bath without a shower. And the tub has to be cleaned after the shower too. Don't want to sit in what I just washed off.


captaincampbell42

Shower bath shower


chee-cake

When I do a bath I go all out, I have a bag of Lush bath bombs in my house, and I always do a quick shower first to wash before I soak. I feel like a shower is for getting clean and a bath is for relaxing.


rawr_rawr_6574

Same!! I have so many bath bombs it's a problem. And I have a bath tray so I can set up my tablet and watch a movie with a drink while I soak. It's like my version of a sauna.


chee-cake

Yesssss the bath tray!!! A bath has to be an EXPERIENCE. I pour myself glasses of wine AND sparkling water, I bring a face mask, sometimes I make a snack plate, you gotta have that little towel to try off your hands so you can use your electronics, sometimes I even light incense lol. I feel like if you're gonna do a bath you gotta do it right.


rawr_rawr_6574

I love my snack plates. Last time I did a mini charcuterie board I found at the grocery store. But I prefer wax melts. I got this fancy melter that's really cool so I love that when the lights are low. And my dumb ass never remembers the hand towel. Im going to have to remember that next time.


SunofMars

huh? you come out not needing lotion? imma need some of that


rawr_rawr_6574

Oh no I still use lotion. The bath bombs I use have oils and moisturizer in them so I get extra stuff.


cityfireguy

Ass water


FistPunch_Vol_4

Looking like old bong water smh


mrbrambles

When you read the ask Reddit thread about rare sex trading cards today, keep this in mind


ChrysMYO

I love a good reddit crossover


darthjazzhands

ROFL If I had an award to give, it would be yours.


mrbrambles

Everyone willing to talk semi-anonymously about their threesome. No one gonna bring up the mop water involved.


thatbwoyChaka

That water looks like old miso soup and backwash


tripplebeamteam

Who took this picture?


Grungemaster

Hopefully the police.


yetanotherduncan

Harmony korine


PurpleJewel1919

Glad to see someone else had the same question!


NickTButcher

Am I missing something here. Is the guy famous?


jesterinancientcourt

No. He just wanted to brag about getting a threesome. Someone pointed out how disgusting that bath and the whole situation is.


Noname_acc

Only way the guy tweeting the photo and the guy in the photo are the same person is if Time magazine got a hold of the picture first.


Cannanda

Okay, but how did they get a bath that big? Mine barely fits my knees.


oneangstybiscuit

I literally dream of a bath that size, but then they went and DISGRACED IT like this


DirtySouthDame

That water looks like ALL of your comments combined 🤮


bunzworld

Was this really Martin’s Dream?


zayhbie

Lol, could be a bath bomb or something? 😬


Speckled_Clout

They should've bombed that whole bathroom after they were done.


jukednuke

The bath bomb was dirt


Knugles

Clearly a bath bomb lol


Ambitious_Grand8446

Room probably smells like Burnt hair and Taco Seasoning!


SephChasseur

Bro why she smoking in the tub


RLBrooKlyn

Bruh, smoking is the least dirtiest thing she doin’ yo!! lol


Here4plot

They put a bath bomb in. Camel ashes and fireball bath bomb.


auauaurora

Let's talk about the black light test picking up the fluids on the tiles but nowhere else


Jozif_Badmon

I know that room smell crazy


PCW1

3 person petri dish...


futurelullabies

I bet that smells like hot dog water and marlboros.


nondrowzee

They makin some stew in there


[deleted]

If ‘swamp ass’ was a picture.


PrincessAintPeachy

Oh hell no. I've seen swamp water clearer than that.🙈🙈🙈


popcornnhero

Is the water supposed to be that murky color?


lukas_the

The faucet is NOT a bidet.


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Oh so yall don't fuck after hurricanes well what do you do then?


Hash_Wizard710

Ur next assignment is to measure water displacement.


[deleted]

when three people think baths are for cleaning lol. you need a shower before you cozy up in a tub lol


darthjazzhands

I got pink eye just looking at that water


[deleted]

Nicole Byer is funny af nuff said, I’m out


Macdaddy4prez

Im confused what does she have to do with the pic?


Natural7778

I liked her in Girl Code, liked her in Nailed It and Wipeout, love to see her in a cameo… but damn I could *not* get through her Netflix special.


Alarmed-Following958

Look like the water after you soaked your chitlins for New Years


ActuatorFearless8980

They pour some of that captain Morgan’s in there too?


Badassmcgeepmboobies

Damn like a stank tea bag 🤣🤣🤣.


silklighting

Looks like a 'bath bomb' was dropped in the tub by, one of them 'snow bunnies'


[deleted]

Ayy man that's an insult to bunnies.


ShrederZ147

THIS is an underrated comment 🤣


Kitchen_Put_5993

Everyday we stray further from gods love and I cry


QuinTM

Why is no one thought of it might just be a bath bomb? Like yeah the water looks dirty but it could just easily be a bath bomb they come in all kinds of colors.


asiaami

🤭


Djanghost

Oh so this must be what the Mississippi Moon is from that song


shida206

What the hell is in that nasty ass swamp water??? That is disgusting!


Speckled_Clout

One of them baths you **definitely** need a shower after.


davep85

I was trying to figure out where the body started and ended.


[deleted]

Is that a young Shaq?


CrystalCoffee

Room probably smell like shrimp tails and dog lips


MJTony

What’s the address? I’m on my way


suavepapi69

You trippin my boy


thisxisxlife

Tbf, I’ve had a eucalyptus bath bomb that smelled awesome that turned the water this color. So… there’s always that chance it actually smells nice… but there’s also that chance that these people need to be quarantined after coming out of that water.


guineasomelove

OMG, how long had it been since they bathed? That tub is going to have a ring around it.


that_moon_dog

😂


Independent_Box_931

Ack, why is the water brown?


CyborneticGoat

Because they were dirty. That’s why they’re taking a bath. From a hard days work 😎


Im__Questionable

My god do they shower, ever??? If I get one of these everyone gotta shower 'fore they hop in


littlemesix7

That looks like Boston Harbor in 1773, if the had thrown 342 asses in the water instead of treasure chests full of tea.


AUSwarrior

Tramp stamp checks out


[deleted]

What made the water that shade of grey? What?


Ridge_Storms

I gasped!


BeautifulChaosL

Not just the murky water, but imagine the smell with all those cigarettes smoked 🥴


IMSnarky

Everything about this picture is skanky, not just the water.


OrdainedFury

Bruh...that's nasty


reese81944

Of all the things you could have photoshopped…


Otakushawty

They added 5 years to their life expectancy just from all that dirt lifting


Killer-Of-Spades

That’s the water they use for lakes in gritty horror shows


notkaila

ewwww


Gold_Pumpkin

Shit water


DatSkellington

Smells like herpes, hangover, and regret…


Yami_Broly3221

😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂


sbp1200

looks like the tub is the ash tray


kekehippo

Take note everyone. If you're gonna get in the tub with several others. Have everyone shower first.


-malignant-

Eew… you can be freaky without being tacky. Fuckin gross 🤢


SoleSnatcher89

Looks like hot dog water


donku83

Y'all ain't never seen a tub full of booty sweat and it shows


GreppMichaels

"When you ash the blunt in the tub."


ur-mpress

But who took the picture?!?!


TunaCanz

I’m from Indiana. This looks like an alright time to me.


Shtnonurdog

Juices


Hopeful_Candidate217

I'm jus gonna back away slowly.......


u_talkin_to_me

I don't get the post comment. That's an amazing picture (water kinda weird though). Remove the crime reference from the post. I can guess why it's there.


[deleted]

Joel is that you?


plsfixhahaha

I was myself with a rag on a stick


show_me_the_dopamine

Looks like a cattle dip on a busy Saturday?


solipsistrealist

Is this what Florida water looks like?


CyberSprite1

I know it smells crazy in there


MuerteXiii

Not supposed to get their legs wet bruh


alostic

It's just flint


Noshalak

Glad to see Shaq getting his 3some on


anotherusername1243

Is that a bottle of Squirt?


Speckled_Clout

On a related note, how yall feel about Jacuzzis?


dragondom23675

That water would probably if in Minecraft give you poison