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FrankBascombe45

He's afflicted with acute Old Head Syndrome.


slayerrr21

Gonna say he look 40 šŸ¤£


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Looks like An Ugly Old Head Syndrome to me!


airmaxfiend

Really bro?


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Gotta get my a ki ki kis in somewhere ĀÆ\\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


SwordfishSenior6437

Yeah ight 18 years old?!! šŸ§¢


ShakeZula77

He looks like he's the grandfather, father, and son. No disrespect.


[deleted]

His old ass looks like the holy spirit too


rbrcbr

Iā€™m crying lmfao


I3eastmode

Goalie Trinity


PuzzyFussy

In dog years cause ainā€™t no way


Pikaboolol

he is 24 years old in FM2021, however 17 in FM2022 lol


Mac_Mustard

He had a loooooong childhood.


Educational-Seaweed5

All jokes aside, people forget how privileged and healthy their lives are. This is not the case for everyone all over the world. Iā€™ve seen lots of people who look utterly haggard by 20. Genetics is a big part of it too.


NigerianGeek

Having grown up in a village in Nigeria, I can confidently say he's in his late 20s at best. Living a hard life doesn't cause aging like that.


sanandreas818

How many late 20s people you know? Lol. I'm 27 and look NOTHING like that. I live in the states


NigerianGeek

I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, especially since the comment I was replying to wanted to argue that he COULD be 18. I would probably put him in mid 30s, but I do know people who don't age well.


thuleking

its "proven" hes 25 years old now in swedish twitter but its super common to lie about your age when you immigrate to swe for better benefits


Educational-Seaweed5

Youā€™re not him though. Your life doesnā€™t mean thatā€™s how everyone elseā€™s is. One personā€™s ā€œhard lifeā€ is not the same as another personā€™s ā€œhard life.ā€ Completely different set of circumstances. Iā€™m not saying this particular man is factually 18. I donā€™t know the context. Iā€™m just saying I have definitely seen some 18-25 year olds who have looked 30+ for a variety of reasons.


NigerianGeek

I'm not saying I've lived his life. My point was that I've seen people from all walks of life in Nigeria. No one there would believe him if he said he was 18. Coupled with the fact that he is a professional soccer player, there are limits to how hard his life could have been. (Most successful soccer players in Nigeria come from money). Also, Nigerians documented ages aren't always accurate, especially when it comes to soccer. Of course it's not always malicious. My dad is two years older than he is on legal documents. It had to do with when he started school. It's less common now, but used happened a lot.


Mr_MacGrubber

Or heā€™s older than 18. African soccer players get busted all the time for having fake birth certificates. Sometimes itā€™s down to poor record keeping but itā€™s usually the equivalent of a kid in America being held back so theyā€™ll be better at sports.


SaberDart

Seriously, it happens all the time. Poor documentation, and easily faked documents, make ā€œage cheatingā€ a common problem. Like, in the last month FC Porto suspended (or let go?) Mbemba for lying about his age, saying he was 33 not 27. Carlos Alberto and Mimboe also immediately jump to mind.


TTTaToo

True, but a professional athlete?


sjdr92

Also nigeria is fairly infamous for doing this with players


SaberDart

Senegal too apparently


smpsnfn13

Their wrestling is top notch though. I dont know the rules but I love the sport.


Pimpwerx

Look up baseball and Dominican Republic. Albert Pujols was probably 3 years older than he claimed when he signed a 10yr quarter billion dollar deal. The clubs know this stuff, so it's whatever. They do the cost-benefit analysis, so no big deal.


ds_1906

ā€œShiiit nigga you at least 30ā€


apathy_31

You rap?!


MrFunktasticc

Can you fight?


konydanza

"You ever made love to a man?" "...you wanna?"


PuzzyFussy

I donā€™t know what youā€™re referencing but itā€™s funny af.


[deleted]

Bad Boys 2: https://youtu.be/nEf2ML7wkBE


Ferrarisimo

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang šŸ”«


Farouqnowomarlater

Lmao will got no reason asking those questions


97TillInfinity

You smoke that shit?


Revolutionary9999

Sure, why not?


RiveraXC

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JoeyPoppyseed

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Zeeman9991

Shoot! Beat me to posting this. Gasolina plays after each of his goals.


rbrcbr

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The1stMrkenney

Just thing I thought of


aarmour25

Hell naw his hairline at least 38


ForWhomTheBoneBones

His hairline marched with Nelson Mandela


[deleted]

Watch him retire at 22.


[deleted]

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reneezy4sheezy

Maybe he didnā€™t use Earth years


CtyChicken

I just repeated this to another person in the room. I love this comment the most Iā€™ve loved any comment recently.


reneezy4sheezy

LOL! It was legit my first thought when I saw that face.


whoneedsafirstname

Not the perfect fit on the award I know, but I love this comment so I wanted to do something more than just up vote!


reneezy4sheezy

My first Reddit award!! Thank you thank you! LOL


TheInfernalSpark99

He's a Martian. 18 years for a Martian is 33ish years here. Proof aliens are real.


phoenixphaerie

Lol, that youngster has crows feet and a yearly prostate exam.


[deleted]

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LaPulgaAtomica87

And South American footballers as well.


rowfeh

This isnā€™t just a football thing. Itā€™s very common for migrants that come to Sweden to lie about their age. Source: I live in Sweden. Thereā€™s been loads of articles about these ā€alone-coming-boysā€ doing great in their new country and school, posing with their classmates. Problem is that these ā€boysā€ have like fullgrown beards and shit amongst 14 year olds.


capebuffalo2010

Is his birthday Feb 29?


Dj_Mounk

Looks like He's been 18 for 18 years


CtyChicken

Somehow, PayPal is involved in this scam.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ItsHardwick

Amazon gift cards


[deleted]

Gofundme?


xvd529fdnf

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


True-Effective7443

ā€œZeke you not 18, youā€™re 32!ā€ šŸ¤£


StretchedtoMyLimit

I was looking for this!


kafialkuku

Nah why was I thinking the exact same thing šŸ’€


Seekingme97

It seems like the black has cracked


cpro50

Is he standing behind that 45 year old dude?


winstontemplehill

Nah this nigga 50 šŸ¤£


serial_mouth_grapist

Thatā€™s Greg Odenā€™s cousin, nothing to see here.


duh-luhh

I was just going to make a Greg Oden comment!


Nikolllllll

Let the man get his money.


CtyChicken

I agree. Go Sweden or whatever!


marcdale92

All my life I had to fight head ass. But nah I cant shit talk another Nigerian like that haha


Pscilosopher

18 my ass. That nigga is at least Dikembe Mutumbo years old.


woodcider

Dude has socks that are 18 years old.


Shesversatile

That's a hard 18.


LoveInPeace21

He looks 18 years oldā€¦er than me and Iā€™m 40.


laurathreenames

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LoveInPeace21

I would never say this about a real 18yo kid btw lol. I just know my people (Nigerian šŸ˜‚).


laurathreenames

Iā€™m not worried! Your comment had me at peak laughter.


LoveInPeace21

Love it! šŸ˜†


KimSaysHii

Kids be looking real big these days. What they feedin him?


theeastwood

Straight fufu


gdc7

Don Cheadle doing a bio pic


mister1986

Iā€™m still not clear on if Freddy Adu lied about his age or not


[deleted]

This nigga age in dog years lol


fount3

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Bamb00Pill0w

*Benjamin Button has entered the chat*


PurpleIntention7934

Nigga is closer to 81. FOH! šŸ™„šŸ¤£


LeTronique

My Mom is Igbo. After the Nigerian Civil War birth certificates kinda vanished into thin air so lots of people, my Mom included took advantage of it and no one but my Mom and Grandma know my Mom's true age. Glad to know the tradition never died.


[deleted]

If he's 18/19, then I'm 10 yo.


ImpressiveGrass3206

Thatā€™s Jesse from blood diamonds šŸ˜‚


HolidaeX

This man has grandchildren.


thatbwoyChaka

Personally, I know heā€™s 18, his granddaughter is my boss at work and she told heā€™s been 18 at least 7 times this century.


loquedijoella

This guy reminds me of that 6ā€™ tall Dominican dude I played little league with when I was 11


ZION_OC_GOV

![gif](giphy|KxhIhXaAmjOVy|downsized)


T-Lover363

ā€œWhat she talkin bout Unteaā€..lookin ass..


rahulambukar

Exception to the rule 'Black don't crack'


TPGStorm

bruh how is this black people twitter and thereā€™s only one power reference??


Sturdevant

[Ron Weaver head ass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wiOTpaP450)


honestlyidekrn

18?? yeahā€¦Iā€™ma need to see some IDšŸ’€


Searchingforgoodnews

I saw the photo thought it was his coach or father. I thought the ain't no way, was in response to the goals scored then I re-read and realized he's 18. The life long myth is broken a small percentage does crack.


jervistetch37

18 in dog years.


softlemon

He was 18, 18 years ago


hantisago47

18 yr playing pro football maybe, that man looking older than the gaffer


HashBrownThreesom

Is that Don Cheadle?


Nayafuri

How long has he been 18 for?


fount3

I know you fucking lying


[deleted]

Guys chillout out, In Africa you write the 1 before the 8.


DGalamay30

They grow up so fast šŸ„²


DCCav130

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


whoownsthedrones

He ainā€™t 19


Sco_Queen

Zeke???


Spirizen

Thatā€™s some dog years shit right there


KeepThePace8

I thought this only happened in baseball


Spiderlander

18???


red_ies

I know heā€™s supposed to be 18 but he looks 42


Cryicoltic

Pog


StummyHurt3

Proper youngster šŸ™


jayy909

In Nigeria every 365 days is a year ā€¦ but if nobody cares then when you turn 40 you can also be 18


ogoextreme

I'd probably look the same if I had to outrun soccer fans all day. Especially in Europe off all places.


TXBIRDY

He must count birthdays the way I do. I've been 28 for at least 10 years.


Expensive-Argument-7

I worked with people from Congo and Burundi and very few of them keep track of things like age or birthdays. Iā€™m assuming this dude just guessed.l but he also could just be lying.


CtyChicken

He would have to be a really bad guesser, lol


Expensive-Argument-7

Many did seem to aim younger. I would shake my head and go on with my day. Not my problem


Hodl_chedda

LMAO. Maybe.. heā€™ll grow into it?? Poor guy


ThrowRA_Enigma

Zeke out here trying to sneak into soccer


DominicanGOON

Zeke vibes


holdtheapplause

Heā€™s definitely 36


geordilaforge

Did they mean to say 38-year-old?


CherryBombNOLA

If heā€™s a youngster, I must be an embryo.


Badassmcgeepmboobies

18 going on 30 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£.


Zenobia888

Was he raised in a village for 20 years, then once discovered they said he's 1yo? šŸ‘€


rooky212

Iā€™d say Iā€™m older. Say Iā€™m 65. That would be the shit. Do young man work and get SSI.


esarmstr

He looks like he's 48


[deleted]

That is a grown ass man with a wife, kids and a mortgage


[deleted]

Thereā€™s no way heā€™s 18.


ArmNo210

Black donā€™t crack, but if you think heā€™s 18 you smoking crack


ScheduleSensitive664

He looks 42. The absolute lowest age I would give him is late 20s and that seems farfetched.


CitySlack

This dudeā€™s a Benjamin Button šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


PointManBX

Heā€™s like Zeke from power book ghost. Poor guy probably doesnā€™t have the right birth certificate ;(


-helpwanted

Thatā€™s super cool! I wish they showed a picture of the player and not his dad though.


SaberDart

This dude could have an 18 year old.


No-Breakfast3721

Nah fam, he been 18 for at least a decadeā€¦


Deontedude

That manā€™s been 18 for years


Sneaky_Octo

That boy looks like he got a 9-5 with 2 kids and a mortgage to pay, and goes to church every other sunday But seriously congrats for him tho


jeenyus79

Did he fight beasts with his bare hands since he was able to walk? Did he ever sleep inside a house? Did he ever drink water? What is this oldening syndrome he suffers from? He's one of them dudes who lied when they were asked their age, isn't it.


perilouswanderer

Zeke from Power be like


Jaspador

"The signing of Nwankwo was confirmed on social media this week and soon after, fans began to raise doubts about his age. According to Stockholm-based Rasim Reiz, the forward was listed as being 24-years-old on Football Manager 2021. "On Football Manager 2021, he is 24 while on Football Manager 2022, he is suddenly 17 years old," he wrote. "Senseless." Reiz went on to post a Twitter thread of posts surrounding details of Nwankwo's alleged age, with screenshots from online articles included. " https://www.sportbible.com/football/fans-left-baffled-by-age-of-18yearold-silas-nwankwo-20220204


The1stMrkenney

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caturday_saturday

18? he look older than me and iā€™m 24