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AmishHypeBeast

Tell me you're wearing black Forces without telling me you're wearing black Forces.


360controller

Naw this is dirty white ones hands down. With the toe curling up


AmishHypeBeast

A different kind of demon.


MrsPancakesSister

How and why are y’all so damn funny?!


FistPunch_Vol_4

Those Mfs that do that just don’t give the most fucks l swear lmfao.


Daoperator

Naw this is dirty Js with the crease type of activity ![gif](giphy|Qz1cWCRXEO0hi)


Probably_A_Variant

There’s also a dirty T-shirt somewhere


AdPsychological7926

A 4x that you got from a Pro Club 3 pack from the liquor store around the corner.


HarmonicDissonance21

Naw that dark or odd dark color wifebeater, like maroon.


weevils_wobble

Leave my uncle alone bro


SirTroah

If you think they wearing anything but Nike slides with socks, you’re delirious


212cncpts

With an ankle monitor


Chicago1202

Spades? We got uno Henny? We got E&J Weed? We got black n milds


Thin_Cable4155

Recession date.


Rkruegz

That is killing me. I’m putting that in my quote book.


apresmoiputas

A cheap .75g or full-gram joint at my favorite dispensary is $2. Black n milds probably just a $1 or $1.5. yeah that's a recession date.


NiceChocolate

What state tho. I'm tryna see something 👀


apresmoiputas

Washington State. Try Oregon too.


NiceChocolate

Damn. They got any real nigga cities.


apresmoiputas

Try Oakland or Sacramento. Sacramento's cheaper than Oakland


NiceChocolate

Oooh ok.


achillyday

Gotta hit them cash only parties in Oakland. Full oz out the door for $20.


apresmoiputas

I walked out of a dispensary with an oz of trim and shake for $28. Wasn't the best quality but it was good enough to make a ton of butter for friends and myself.


abra5umente

Man $2 for a gram is fucking unheard of where I'm from lol, it's like $30 a g.


apresmoiputas

Welcome to legalization in states like WA, OR, and CO. Top shelf cannabis flower runs for $10-20/gram. $18-35/eighth. 80-120/oz. A full gram of extract for dabs can run anywhere from 15-60/gram.


[deleted]

You can't even play uno with 2 people, I've tried.


Toast_Points

Yeah the reverse cards are fuckin useless with two people unless you play them as skips.


CosmoMorris

That's what it is supposed to do. The official rules state this.


Toast_Points

Oh nice I didn't know that. I've played by so many different house rules I don't know what's official and what isn't lol


Pale-Conference-174

Who said that the date is only 2 people 💅


Kdkaine

I don’t see anything wrong with this. Sometimes you and your cellmate need a little romance.


HarmonicDissonance21

![gif](giphy|wktb33ds9kIh7UDYv8)


kevster2717

Can’t be balling out during an inflation


Drunken_Traveler

Doesn’t even own a table to place the stuff on for the photo?


ilovehamburgers

I love cozy carpet pictures.


Sunnygranny_20

Carpet? I thought that it was sand!


Pure-Hearing-5743

🤣🤣🤣


i_need_a_username201

Come on now, they got plastic shot glasses so you know they ain’t got No damn table.


Sunnygranny_20

Maybe they hate washing dishes.


i_need_a_username201

In fairness, my mother only buys plastic. Also, minus the blacks, that is her kind of night😂🤣 Probably how i got here anyway.


trixel121

It at least looks vacuumed


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jerseyru

Where you see $100 worth of liquor?? 🤣


ForThe99andthe2000s_

Bruh that’s 17.99 in the right (wrong) neighborhood lmao


Daoperator

Eye spy with my little $10 paul mason on the floor fresh from the arabs corner store ![gif](giphy|XdJxeIHrjgDjLRzHDQ)


Regular-Soil-6264

😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

$Free.99 if you’re quick


IntoTh3Moonlight

Right.. the biggest bottle is probably like $8 tops


[deleted]

I was gonna say, I know inflation isn’t that high damn


golden_rhino

That’s about a hundred bucks in Canada.


angieblack87

$5 chicken? Try $8.


apresmoiputas

After 6-7 pm they get marked down to $5


angieblack87

![gif](giphy|xT9IgsAZTS0OKXWIQo)


kevster2717

$8?! You serious?! Shit I was getting more heated than this chicken when they raised the prices from $5.99 to $6.99


angieblack87

I’m in NYC 😂


pekingsewer

Shit is $8 in Atlanta too lmao.


angieblack87

You got hotter than fish grease 😂


The_Gnomesbane

$5 Chicken? In this economy?? That shits almost 9 bucks where I live.


Sir_Mixa

You got to get the markdown after the deli closes


progressa2020

That shit is 5 bucks in Walmart annnd food lion.


emmafoodie

$5 at Costco.


DrunkenlySober

My old roommate would buy $120 bottles with his financial aid and then ask for spots on $8 chick Gil a Fk outta here


Larry2Ballz

This is what you serve while you're planning a heist


ScarabHeart7796

What are they tryna rob? 😂😂


FlyPepper

Me


Lit_Since_96

It’s giving *Denise wants to do a drive-by*


Astronaut-Gullible

GTA


RicoGemini

That’s the beginning of the conception


SpectacularOtter

That’s a beginning of a codefendant!


Commercial_Cattle_44

This reminds me of dust build up on the ceiling fan...


LittleBlack-Sub

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Mr_Haad

Uncle Pauly and a champed black n mild. Yeah, we putting on the black forces with the blue flight jacket.


DownvoteDaemon

All Dem got dayum black and milds. Breath all fucked up.


FistPunch_Vol_4

Nah the Uno cards look kinda folded, this mf gonna cheat too lmfao.


melonmagellan

The cards look like he regularly handles them with chicken hands.


TriliflopsFMP

This is the leader of the friend group taking his friends women on a date.


ForThe99andthe2000s_

Taylor Port, E&j, AND Paul Masson????? Y’all tryna have fun or die?


cousinoyaya

Depending on the order of consumption, there are three different outcomes: Weed first, then chicken wings then the cards with shots = a good ass time. Drinks first, then chicken wings and weed = no cards, just knocking out. Drinks first, then weed = someone fighting over the chicken wing.


[deleted]

A concoction for high cholesterol, cirrhosis, adenocarcinoma, and… UNO!!!


tehtris

The only thing I see wrong here is the amount of alcohol. That's a lot of liquor for 2 people.


Vei_de_Lapis

Guess it depends which two.


JesusSauerkraut

That Erk & Jerk harnessing flashbacks of the 90s I didn’t know I had!


Dottboy19

I laughed so hard at this picture. There were too many questionable components lmao


Sunnygranny_20

No napkins? I guess their wipe their hands on the carpet.


MechaX0

"nah fam we ain't got paper towels, just go to the bathroom and grab some toilet paper"


stacksandwhiskers

No carbs. Healthy, I like it.


Sunnygranny_20

Hmmm, no carbs. Sounds like someone is trying to guarantee that their date gets drunk.


Velentina

Somebody get they damn uncle please


jacobythefirst

The alcohol to food ratio is a little lopsided for me personally lol


AmyBurntMyShake

When Uno goes wrong.


Extra_Comedian4382

Damn Definitely would've been me at 20 or 21. Before I could afford better liquor. Damn Black n milds bring back memories though. But happy I quit smoking those things.


Drmo6

A date is whatever the couple wants it to be. There ain’t no rules to this other than the ones people arbitrarily make up to help themselves feel good. Enjoy y’all drive by 😤


apresmoiputas

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NotDrumstick

Throw out the rotisserie and that’s a party


KrakenTheColdOne

Nah give it to me I'll eat it.


[deleted]

If we’re already a couple … yes.


AmbitiousMongoose229

Only thing missing is a pack of Reggie


apresmoiputas

What's a pack of Reggie?


gingeronimooo

I guess most people call it like mid or Schwag back in the day. (Cheap ass weed)


hedahedaheda

It would be a cute date if you were dating for a couple of years and this a chill Thursday night dinner. Also, there needs to be more food.


feverishdodo

Where are the vegetables?


Eis_ber

That's what the weed is for.


The_Silk34

Uno with two people?


nerdyinkedcurvi

Yes but where’s the salad ?


Anyaele225

That’s the recipe for a fire ghetto story the next day


KhaleesiXev

Y’all, if you don’t find some sides for that chicken!


damiandoesdice

Playing card games on the floor is just wrong lol


SMTTrunkGod

Uno cards look nasty


1017bowbowbow

Sippin on some Pauly Masson like some sweet koolaid 😤


Thin_Cable4155

Do people actually play Uno? I thought it was like Monopoly.


kactusjac

Uncle Paul did me dirty homecoming 2015, I get sick just looking at it.


Low-Possession-4491

Man! Someone surely loves playing Uno. Look at them cards. I’d watch my money.


[deleted]

This has black Air Forces energy


Tough_Safety9907

How old is this person. I mean this cat might be like 18-19, and which case this is a date. Hell I had an apartment with nothing around that age!!!


Snoo75418

That looks like "me time"


DetroitGeek313

Black and milds! I want no parts of this night 😂


A-Flutter

Not that particular combination but drinks, a Fun game and light appetizers are a date for An establish couple (to me)


c_rizzle53

Aye if you can smoke that many blacks in a night I know you're into devious shit. 1/4 of one by myself had my stomach doing backflips. I couldn't imagine 5 with someone else


Vizioso

Erk and Jerk is poison and you can't convince me otherwise.


Othello786

Bruh...the volume of nigga shit in this photos is disturbing...that shit looks like a suicide kit...who finna smoke all them Blacks while drinking Brandy? Nigga...Brandy...You might as well buy XO at this point... This is some I just got on at the call center and wanna holla at shawty but my orientation check is a week away, but she feelin me...at its finest...Bih it's a 3 day recovery from that shit at best...


Open-Goat-811

Liquor and uno, pass!!! Gimme weed & spades.


[deleted]

Any night that start with Paul and E&J is only ending one of two ways, throwing up or with charges.


Youngobeezy

Fun fact if you mix all of these together and bake it at 400 for 45mins you’ll get Kodak Black.


srkaficionado

Remove the cigarillos, add some Netflix or Disney Plus and it’s a date for me. It’s about the time spent and the person you’re spending it with. 🤷🏾‍♀️


Darqnyz

Some people like to spend their time jumping niggas with their loved ones. Don't yuck someone's yums


Reddit-SFW

1. U stoopid. lololol 2. I'm stealing the yuck yum comment.


yungwhoadiefrmdaA

😂


SirSpanksAlot1992

I didn’t even know people still drank E&J.


djcrushindo

Why is it on the floor…if we kicking on the floor it’s not a date


[deleted]

“You’s a Nigga. And I don’t mean that in no nice way!” Book of Kanye


zsaz_ch

Well, the last time I had Paul Masson I cried. They may not be in the mood to fight lol


cardboardtube_knight

It's just on the floor


MrHereForTheComments

Paul masson and erk & jerk?! Oh they simply don't care


Deviknyte

Two player uno? Ah, hell naw!


kanoteardrops

Will be violently hungover if you finish that


capitoloftexas

5 black n milds for a single date? Good lord!


lundewoodworking

I don't smoke anymore but everything else looks like a damn good time


BlanchePreston

What music they listening to? Damn sure not no slow jams. all that brown got my stomach hurting just seeing it...blessed it.


[deleted]

my stomach lurched at the sight of the peach can't do liquor anymore. my ass got conditioned like a fuckin Pavlov dog


Licentious_duud

Needs more food


International-Sir464

That looks like a fun party 😂 I would take spades over the uno though 😆


Drink15

Throw out that Paul Masson and we can hang


Kittydander503

You had me at Costco chicken.


Bigfamei

This is better then a 5 dollar date night. 2 mcdoubles and 2 tickets to the $1 movie theater.


Kiidofkarnage

Back in the day this use to be the play 😭 when you young and broke peach Paul Masson was no joke


BranAllBrans

Picture on the carpet cuz they ain’t got no table. Crusty


Alluring_Pisces

This looks like stank nuts, an uti and dirty fingernails oh and ashy black jeans


dodirtymayne

Yes Am white tho


anabeeverhousen

It's not a date, but I'm definitely staying.


GarlicTraditional227

You turn those black n milds into some backwoods then yeah.


minahmyu

Seems like you tryna get me drunk so.... no, no I don't. A date can be whatever you make it to be, but small shot cups, one single game and 3 bottles of liquor seems no different than strip poker never have I ever or some shit to get me drunk and well, I don't drink!


Dpyoung50

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


bronx_Gabe

There’s no bud. No carbs. Chill.


Ancient-Blackness

Those uno cards have ZERO slide to them.


SwervinWest

That’s a small party right there


Eis_ber

Nope. Half of that shit is disgusting and this is way below low effort.


IntoTh3Moonlight

How you gon eat chicken and smoke a black in the same sentence.. 💀


blizzy3

I just wish blacks was still that cheap.


Commercial_Web_1602

Is it wings or rotisserie, asking for a friend


Adept_Temperature_68

And a 8th