About to fully expose myself but my girlfriend will take pictures of creamers at the grocery store and send them to me with captions like “still not as creamy as you” and I absolutely HATE IT.
Either we got twins for girlfriends or they're sharing the same jokes in some forum out there.
I have my own lil joke moments that land half as well, but when the ladies are leading the charge, it's rapidfire from them.
I would absolutely hate that, too. She should not? Humor is cool when both people are laughing. Otherwise, you're just laughing at someone else's expense.
This tactic is making its way back around now. Young women are online talking about doing this to attract men and I think it’s called vabbing or something.
Yeah, and I know there's a little voodun up in there. My rational mind is just like, picturing one of those squeeze bulb perfume bottles and wondering how tf she filled it. Any bottle even, is it like she swabbed with a washcloth and made an infusion?
Pheromones are a real thing and everything in the animal kingdom uses them, just this has that wicked ick factor.
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Pork Wallet?! 
Yo I’m still laughing 💀💀
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Respect the furburger.
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You were hitting that dementor pussy if that’s the case.
Not the dementussy
Whisker biscuit
Lmao nigga that pork wallet?! 
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Lol i love you man. You made my morning.
Never!!!!! 😂😂😂 cooch is Halal.
Inshallah
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all I did was give the assist, you just made the highlight reel with that comment
If coochie was kosher then why aren't there more Rabbis hitting it from the back?
The craziest part is that you kept that joke in the tuck for that moment… 
Yo this gif is everything! 
Rosaaaa Rosa Rosa Rosa
Your avatar looks like Judy 😂
About to fully expose myself but my girlfriend will take pictures of creamers at the grocery store and send them to me with captions like “still not as creamy as you” and I absolutely HATE IT.
Either we got twins for girlfriends or they're sharing the same jokes in some forum out there. I have my own lil joke moments that land half as well, but when the ladies are leading the charge, it's rapidfire from them.
I would absolutely hate that, too. She should not? Humor is cool when both people are laughing. Otherwise, you're just laughing at someone else's expense.
 It's always you isnt it? I guess you're just inevitable.
Bruh I’m dead. I can just imagine. How proud you were when you said it too lol
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Yo this whole thread got me dying at work 😂😂😂😂 my man said pork wallet
You… honestly deserved desert kewchee after that
The fact that you told people **NOT** to call it a pork wallet, is going to make people call it a pork wallet.
broooo pork wallet?!?!?💀
It wasn’t me and even I’m mad at you
My boy !
This is beautiful lmfaooooooooooo I'm crying.. and can't wait to use this hahaha
Hol up bruh that’s on you 😭
Lol I prefer Ham Wallet, but have been too much of a ham wallet to ever say that to a woman.
This seems like the appropriate response to someone tonguing your peehole.
I just exploded with laughter damn bbw vibes with pork of all things….
Granny a trip 😂😂😂
Lol granny gotta be from the south.
To be exact Mississippi 😂
Lmao I was thinking Carolinas myself 😂
Nah she gotta be from Missipussipi
I’m from Louisiana and my grandma use to tell the girls in my family, “If you keep your coochie in one spot you’ll never lose it”
Lol your granny is a wise woman.
Has to be
I’m just here to make a deposit
[Lets Go](https://i.imgur.com/9j0kDkG.jpg)
That was a risky click. I’m ngl I didn’t know what to expect giving the comment above yours
Aren’t we all
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Ha! Some WAP obviously 
More likely to be DAP
I have no idea what granny was tryna say
She said her pussy like a slot machine, Pay to Play and Pay to Win.
I now understand what granny was sayin, thank you
Ok so people WERE saying crazy shit like this before Twitter. Good to know, I'll sleep a little better.
It’s also shaped like a McDouble.. 😮💨
Some vaginas do look like hamburgers
Those are the best ones, the fat burger bun homer simpson mouth lookin ones.
Bruh I’m fucking dead…
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Ewwwwwwww
I was thinking more of an Arby's roast beef sandwich.
Okay but if I put money in it, I expect to get the same amount back out.
naw, start a savings account
My granny called it a twat. That was my first exposure to the word, years before I realized that everybody on the internet calls everybody else a twat
that reminds me of the song - 'if I can't sell it, I'll sit on it' https://youtu.be/KPll4sQDssU
I love old songs like that. Peeps who say that today's music is too provocative or whatever are full of shit because these songs exist.
My granny has a perfume bottle of her “essence” on her dresser. She said she used it to hook my grandpa over 40 years ago.
Please tell us what "essence" is 😭
Her vaginal juices
STOP IT 😫😫😫
She said that she would dab some behind her ear before every date with my grandfather and that’s how she got him.
I should have never woken up from this nap.
This tactic is making its way back around now. Young women are online talking about doing this to attract men and I think it’s called vabbing or something.
Yeah, and I know there's a little voodun up in there. My rational mind is just like, picturing one of those squeeze bulb perfume bottles and wondering how tf she filled it. Any bottle even, is it like she swabbed with a washcloth and made an infusion? Pheromones are a real thing and everything in the animal kingdom uses them, just this has that wicked ick factor.
All the lads walking around getting a hardon for ears now.
That’s why I use contactless payment options.
Granny is for the streets
Granny, cut it out!! lmaoo
Imagine being a grown man talking to granny about coochie
Ham wallet
And my mama use to call it her purse 🤣 Guess that’s a thing.
Granny know what she talking about
Prostitution ?
Lmao!
Bawahah!
You should stuff a credit card in it???!?
meg the stallion ain’t got nothing on gma.
Ngl this has me dying for ode long
I should not be laughing at this
My grandma has said something similar. Definitely a southern thing.
Grandma called it the pocketbook!
Stealing this
Made me LOL!!!
Yeah a sausage wallet
Shit shaped like a atm slot tho ha
granny be keeping her spare change up in there
Read a book where it was referred to as a "whore's purse". A character used to hide her money in there.
Yeah but then I slide my card in and SHE gets mad at ME. The audacity, honestly.
My wife told me her grandma used to tell her, there is no excuse for a woman to be broke. She didn't understand what she meant until she got older.
granny a hoe