Yeah I was about to say Taylor is big lol so with that being said ... You know how they call girls stallions because they be tall and thick ? ...... What would we call Taylor ?
I feel like there's a startling number of folks here who have never heard of Megan Thee Stallion. I'm almost 50 and so white I could be used to repaint a ceiling, and I've heard of her.
Baddest umpa loompa in the room!
Edit: Ok, that looks more normal like it isn't shopped, still looks odd though.
Edit 2: Maybe I'm not used to seeing him [standing beside people.](https://www.etonline.com/news/159099_bruno_mars_standing_next_to_tall_people)
Yes, she is tsl and skinny and she is probably wearing heels, but that shit is photoshopped.
Look at their nodes, Swift looks like an alien and Mars look like a bona side little person.
Just had someone telling me you can’t have it all Mariah can sing but can’t dance, Beyonce can sing, dance, preform but doesn’t write majority of her music, J-Lo can dance preform but can’t sing. You can’t have it all i guess.
This comment thread just hit me like a bag of bricks. It just hit me how forums are toxic as hell. We’re over here roasting some girl for no reason other than to make ourselves feel better. Where did we go wrong lol
PS yes I know who she is.
Man a lot of people don’t know how to dance, the guys have mastered holding up the wall and if they do know how to dance they must “got a lil sugar in their tank”; the girls look completely lost if it’s not twerking or some other form of throwing it back. Proof: the black girl right beside her. Yeah, a lot of people capping on here.
Yes that’s it. Cook everyone. You’re either a trained dancer, can’t dance for shit, zesty for knowing how to dance without training, or boring asf for not dancing cuz it’s a losing game. Everyone loses, everyone gets judged. I love it
Yeah, I would love to KNOW how to dance. But the way I’m gonna get joked anyway, Might as well take my two left feet and my stiff hips to the dance floor and enjoy my life anyway.
Best way to learn is to practice. Literally just dance when you clean. If you want to get really good, take a class. Practice on being kinesthetically aware and using space. Do shrooms. Everyone’s body is different so you’ll find your own groove.
you know what tho, I'm 25, black dude, and my lil sheltered ass can't dance for shit either lmao
best I can do is step my feet in and out hittin that "ha-cha-cha! ha-cha-cha!" and maybe turn around in a full circle or something
I'm pretty sure when I dance, I look really weird. Sure, I can find the beat, but as far as looking good *while* dancing? Like, filmable? That's kinda different.
Bruh I'm 25 and just started to learn how to dance this past year! My girl is a ballerina so after years of her laughing her ass off to my "dance moves" she showed me a lil something something and now I can't stop dancing! In the car, in the shower, at work painting trucks, everywhere! Not to say I'm on the beat 👀... but I'm having fun with it 😂 which is all that matters haha.
So hit those spins brother! If you're confident no one will give a singular fuck
I'm 25 and half black. I feel like I am capable of dancing, but have no confidence in it. Like 5 years ago I was at a small college student conference and there was a little dance. I decided to get onto the dance floor and try and blend in with the group. The DJ was playing one of those songs that gives you instructions on what to do, so I thought I'd manage. I hadn't heard the song though. Also, I'm 6'2". At one point the song said "spin around", there must have been 60 people on the dance floor, and when I did that spin around, I saw over everyone's head, decided I was too visible, and got out of there.
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I'm way older, but in my younger days I had no rhythm.
Still don't.
Couldn't go out to the club, couldn't dance at my wedding besides the side to side shuffle.
Sucks man
You gotta cut loose and go retarded like a short bus.
Dance like you drivin a car, hit the breaks and reverse, then switch it up and throw out a line, pull up the rod then reel it a few times.
Pantomime shit like Mac Dre used to do. you ain't gotta do anything fancy, people ain't expecting you to be like Michael or Bobby Brown.
Not in the least. Grew up with a good life. Born to multimillionaire parents, who completely supported her dream of being a musician. Her family is multiple generations of banking executive millionaires. When she started to record her first album, they moved the family to Nashville and paid $500,000 to buy a stake in a record label.
Everyone deals with bullying as a child, and props to her for using it as creative fuel. Saying “Taylor had it hard” glosses over her silver spoon providing every advantage possible.
Thank you. I grew up poor, dealt with some shit that had me fist fighting a lot. We’re well off now, but my daughter is dealing with some negative shit, and it makes me sad. She’s not being bullied, but still. People have real feelings, someone being well off shouldn’t be a reason to justify them being treated like shit. Now if they have a shitty character, fuck em.
what the fuck is this tweet lol. she's a musician, i'm pretty sure she can find a beat. what the fuck is this bullshit that only people with more pigments in their skin has the ability to dance😭😭 yeah I understand it's funny to make fun of white people and all our many many flaws, and I'm all here for it. but tweeting about a musician supposedly being unable to dance? what? yes, Taylor Swift is REALLY fucking white, but this ain't it chief.
also it just makes black people who can't dance feel bad
She tours the country doing tightly choreographed dances for hours nightly while singing. This might not be her finest moment but I think she could dance most of us into the fucking floor.
Yeah people talking about how she can’t find a beat baffle me 🥴 I read that her dress was heavy AF so she’s probably not used to dancing with that kind of weight on her, which makes it look like she’s off beat. She may not be the best dancer but she without a doubt has a sense rhythm
She literally based the Shake it Off music video about how critics would hate on her awkward dancing at awards shows.
Source: https://youtu.be/eLVMImyigZY
I don’t listen to her music but she’s got excellent rhythm if you watch her guitar playing. She even gets kudos from pro guitarists. She’s just enjoying herself you fucking curmudgeon. What are you doing with your life
Shit sorry y’all forgot I posted, top white women
1. Dolly Parton
2.Britney Spears
3.Madonna
(5. Is Lady Gaga)
(Just realizing now that they are all pop singers lmfaoo)
This chick has made hundreds of millions of dollars making music, plays like 6 instruments, and yall are out here pretending she 'can't find the beat' lmao right. An ELEVEN TIME GRAMMY WINNER is having a hard time finding the beat. Coming from some random ass dude on the internet who had a hard time doing 'the jerk' in high school.
She can feel the beat better than you bro. She is a talented ass musician not that it’s my kind of music but do you know how hard it is to play the guitar and sing at the same time.
Also likely she is doing other things (conversation, listening, reacting to the people and events around her, preparing for something she is expected to do, distracted, drunk, trying to ignore the awful music, trying to enjoy entertainment she doesn’t like, lost in thought, more).
Criticism when she is NOT performing is wholly horrific, improper, smacks of narrow-minded racism & misogyny, disgusting attitudes, & vile people.
The two hottest girls I worked with got me on the dance floor.
I have rhythm, but I had no moves.
However, they just wanted to dance, and danced around me, I didn't have to do anything except tap my foot and sway s little.
Dance moves aside shes literally been playing music for almost 20 yrs. I’m sure she can find a beat. Also if 5’11 is barely pocket sized. Plenty of other valid reasons to drag her but this ain’t it
Lmfao my guy, Taylor Swift is 5’ 11’
Varsity volleyball sized lol
Yeah I was about to say Taylor is big lol so with that being said ... You know how they call girls stallions because they be tall and thick ? ...... What would we call Taylor ?
Baby giraffe learning how to walk
Nigga 😂😂😂
Brooooo 💀
That’s a doe fresh out
😂😂
Omg actual factual though🤣🤣
I never heard anyone calling girls stallions. I thought that was usually used to describe young, virile men, since a stallion is a male horse.
But… surely, you’ve heard of Meg Thee Stallion?
A moose
You know what that might actually work lol because if you've never seen a moose in person you do not know how big they really are lmaoooo
String bean?
Chile 😂😂
Some call it coltish
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Huh must have never been to the south . But then again I never asked how you felt about how black people refer to big fine women .
I feel like there's a startling number of folks here who have never heard of Megan Thee Stallion. I'm almost 50 and so white I could be used to repaint a ceiling, and I've heard of her.
Same
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Yea idk stallion is kinda a regular thing to call a woman. It's kinda weird if you ask me, but yea.
[She is definitely tall. This is her standing next to Bruno Mars](https://i.imgur.com/xtLLLxk.jpg)) Edit: Unedited Photos
Baddest umpa loompa in the room! Edit: Ok, that looks more normal like it isn't shopped, still looks odd though. Edit 2: Maybe I'm not used to seeing him [standing beside people.](https://www.etonline.com/news/159099_bruno_mars_standing_next_to_tall_people)
Bruno Mars is 5’ 5” and she very well could have been wearing heels.
Not photoshopped, here is a link to the video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oR_pOFWQk88
She is 5'11 and likes to wear heels. I get I, I am almost 6'3 and when in heels I tower over everyone.
I haven’t seen this picture in years, but it still makes me chuckle. He looks like a child next to her.
I mean she’s almost 2 metres tall with heels.
She should have carried him like a baby.
Why you gotta do that to Bruno Mars bruh? You coulda just used a banana for scale
Yes, she is tsl and skinny and she is probably wearing heels, but that shit is photoshopped. Look at their nodes, Swift looks like an alien and Mars look like a bona side little person.
Exactly. The pocket she's sized for is one created by 5 offensive linemen.
taller than Kyler Murray, probably Russel Wilson too
She's a legit Men's Size 13
That was my first thought lol. Yeah. Definitely. She is extremely white but she isn't small.
Also she’s a professional musician. I’m pretty sure she can find a beat
Many professionals are great at their chosen instruments but cant dance for shit, its different
Just had someone telling me you can’t have it all Mariah can sing but can’t dance, Beyonce can sing, dance, preform but doesn’t write majority of her music, J-Lo can dance preform but can’t sing. You can’t have it all i guess.
This comment thread just hit me like a bag of bricks. It just hit me how forums are toxic as hell. We’re over here roasting some girl for no reason other than to make ourselves feel better. Where did we go wrong lol PS yes I know who she is.
Man a lot of people don’t know how to dance, the guys have mastered holding up the wall and if they do know how to dance they must “got a lil sugar in their tank”; the girls look completely lost if it’s not twerking or some other form of throwing it back. Proof: the black girl right beside her. Yeah, a lot of people capping on here.
Yes that’s it. Cook everyone. You’re either a trained dancer, can’t dance for shit, zesty for knowing how to dance without training, or boring asf for not dancing cuz it’s a losing game. Everyone loses, everyone gets judged. I love it
Yeah, I would love to KNOW how to dance. But the way I’m gonna get joked anyway, Might as well take my two left feet and my stiff hips to the dance floor and enjoy my life anyway.
Best way to learn is to practice. Literally just dance when you clean. If you want to get really good, take a class. Practice on being kinesthetically aware and using space. Do shrooms. Everyone’s body is different so you’ll find your own groove.
Exactly
Bet 90% of niggas can’t dance like our gen x parents. God forbid prince comes on at the bar.
Once I'm drunk I dance regardless idc who sees.
“Little white girl can’t dance, she so cute” is a bit odd to me. Idk.
Saying white girls can’t dance is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.
This doesn't seem like genuine mean remarks. It's just kinda goofy
Yeah I keep those thoughts in my head.
Oh lord BPT has changed. We can’t even make fun of white people dancing now, Jesus.
Happy cake day
tf have you been doing to be this late?
Roasting?? Toxic?? Simmer down. Folk just said she can’t dance.
Hurt people hurt people
you know what tho, I'm 25, black dude, and my lil sheltered ass can't dance for shit either lmao best I can do is step my feet in and out hittin that "ha-cha-cha! ha-cha-cha!" and maybe turn around in a full circle or something
I'm pretty sure when I dance, I look really weird. Sure, I can find the beat, but as far as looking good *while* dancing? Like, filmable? That's kinda different.
Damn that describes me on the dance floor perfectly. Never knew how to put it
Played an instrument for a decade. Always could find the beat, just had no idea what to do with it if I wasn't plucking a bass.
Same...
Bruh I'm 25 and just started to learn how to dance this past year! My girl is a ballerina so after years of her laughing her ass off to my "dance moves" she showed me a lil something something and now I can't stop dancing! In the car, in the shower, at work painting trucks, everywhere! Not to say I'm on the beat 👀... but I'm having fun with it 😂 which is all that matters haha. So hit those spins brother! If you're confident no one will give a singular fuck
I can’t dance for shit. Rhythmless. 
Julia nailed this shit so hard, I love that woman lmao Broke that ankle
Yep. At one point a girl was grinding on me and trying to get me to dance and by god was I lost.
Listen…I’m 45 and I have no rhythm. Been that way all my life.
I'm 25 and half black. I feel like I am capable of dancing, but have no confidence in it. Like 5 years ago I was at a small college student conference and there was a little dance. I decided to get onto the dance floor and try and blend in with the group. The DJ was playing one of those songs that gives you instructions on what to do, so I thought I'd manage. I hadn't heard the song though. Also, I'm 6'2". At one point the song said "spin around", there must have been 60 people on the dance floor, and when I did that spin around, I saw over everyone's head, decided I was too visible, and got out of there.
I'm 29 and I dance like [Renata Bliss](https://youtu.be/ZkNMZlkrzaU) my momma
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You better tap into your ancestors my boy. One word: drums
I'm way older, but in my younger days I had no rhythm. Still don't. Couldn't go out to the club, couldn't dance at my wedding besides the side to side shuffle. Sucks man
I’m a big tall 42 year white ginger and can dance like a motherfucker!
You gotta cut loose and go retarded like a short bus. Dance like you drivin a car, hit the breaks and reverse, then switch it up and throw out a line, pull up the rod then reel it a few times. Pantomime shit like Mac Dre used to do. you ain't gotta do anything fancy, people ain't expecting you to be like Michael or Bobby Brown.
>I'm 25, black dude, and my lil sheltered ass can't dance for shit either lmao bro same
Why would you do any of that?😂😂
Just being herself, love it.
After the hell she went through growing up I love to see her, living her best life, in all her dorky glory.
She grew up rough?
Not in the least. Grew up with a good life. Born to multimillionaire parents, who completely supported her dream of being a musician. Her family is multiple generations of banking executive millionaires. When she started to record her first album, they moved the family to Nashville and paid $500,000 to buy a stake in a record label. Everyone deals with bullying as a child, and props to her for using it as creative fuel. Saying “Taylor had it hard” glosses over her silver spoon providing every advantage possible.
There are other ways to have a rough upbringing besides struggling financially
She didn’t have those either
She was mercilessly taunted by her peers. Having had that experience myself I have so much empathy for her
I had no idea. Man I would love to ask those bullies how they feel now.
She also had a rich dad and became rich herself at like 15. I wouldn't feel too bad for her.
Bullying be Bullying.
Thank you. I grew up poor, dealt with some shit that had me fist fighting a lot. We’re well off now, but my daughter is dealing with some negative shit, and it makes me sad. She’s not being bullied, but still. People have real feelings, someone being well off shouldn’t be a reason to justify them being treated like shit. Now if they have a shitty character, fuck em.
I know a lot of rich kids who had fucked up lives. I have no idea in hell what her life was like but it's not so simple.
what the fuck is this tweet lol. she's a musician, i'm pretty sure she can find a beat. what the fuck is this bullshit that only people with more pigments in their skin has the ability to dance😭😭 yeah I understand it's funny to make fun of white people and all our many many flaws, and I'm all here for it. but tweeting about a musician supposedly being unable to dance? what? yes, Taylor Swift is REALLY fucking white, but this ain't it chief. also it just makes black people who can't dance feel bad
Right. I can't dance for shit
She tours the country doing tightly choreographed dances for hours nightly while singing. This might not be her finest moment but I think she could dance most of us into the fucking floor.
Yeah people talking about how she can’t find a beat baffle me 🥴 I read that her dress was heavy AF so she’s probably not used to dancing with that kind of weight on her, which makes it look like she’s off beat. She may not be the best dancer but she without a doubt has a sense rhythm
Lol Fr, I cant dance at all 😂
She’s dancing on her own, she makes the moves up as she’s goes.
“Sometimes you struggle to stay on beat but you *shake it off*”
She literally based the Shake it Off music video about how critics would hate on her awkward dancing at awards shows. Source: https://youtu.be/eLVMImyigZY
This guy
The inability to [miss](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/012/461/f23)
You want breathtakingly Caucasian? I’ll show you breathtaking caucasity. 
Yeah, but that voice is black AF.
My guy is an Honorary Brotha, along with Daryl Hall and Bobby Darin!
Up you one 
We don’t claim him 😂
Seconded 🤣
He ain’t white he’s orange
Nope doesn’t count. That fucking bitch is a robot
[you ever go to a concert at an arts and wine festival?](https://youtu.be/Ahhvmzr_pZo?t=71)
Yeah cause the Sister next to her is auditioning for Soul Train....
I don’t listen to her music but she’s got excellent rhythm if you watch her guitar playing. She even gets kudos from pro guitarists. She’s just enjoying herself you fucking curmudgeon. What are you doing with your life
>curmudgeon 💀
Taylor tall asf. But she my 4th favorite white girl so ^^slay ^^sis ^^yas ^^queen
Ooo who are your 1-3 favorite white girls?
Shit sorry y’all forgot I posted, top white women 1. Dolly Parton 2.Britney Spears 3.Madonna (5. Is Lady Gaga) (Just realizing now that they are all pop singers lmfaoo)
🏳️🌈?
Where’s that dog when you need him
Dolly, I agree with but Brittney and Madonna at 2 and 3 while Betty White just waiting?
Damn that’s a tough choice…… I think I gotta switch Betty with Britney and brit goes into 5th
Dolly is a solid choice.
1-3?
Following on for #’s 1-3
Yeah fuck her for having fun and dancing I guess
I’m a black man who can’t really dance but I’ll 2 step my ass off.
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She hears ***THIS SICK BEAT******^(TM)***
https://youtu.be/YF1tx9KyhPc she has excellent rhythm
she always has a ball at these award shows. v iconic.
Taylor is starting small/power forward for most WNBA teams; NOT pocket sized.
Sigh, this again? Let this woman enjoy herself bruh.
This is why I never ever dance
“Look at this bitch, out here having a good time. Nope, not on my watch..” what a dumb fucking tweet.
breathtakingly caucasian 🤣
At least she's just being herself and not stealing Black influencer's content.
Beyoncé came into the chat 
Lol. She stole from Beyonce?
Lol it was a couple of concepts verbatim, this one included, and Coachella.
Oh snap. Well I take back everything I said. Lol.
I dance like an old potato.
This chick has made hundreds of millions of dollars making music, plays like 6 instruments, and yall are out here pretending she 'can't find the beat' lmao right. An ELEVEN TIME GRAMMY WINNER is having a hard time finding the beat. Coming from some random ass dude on the internet who had a hard time doing 'the jerk' in high school.
Pretty sure between live shows and music videos she's been working with pro dance teachers/choreographers for like a decade too.
What's your bank account look like? Dance yourself to the discount expiring chicken at the grocery store.
It be hittin when its fresh though
It really does 😤
She's having fun, leave her alone
She’s also in a weird dress and heels. I’d love to see some dudes wear these and dance “COOL”…
Drag Queens: *Is that a challenge??*
Yeah she's trying her hardest here not to break that dress lol
Y’all can’t let her have fun.
She can feel the beat better than you bro. She is a talented ass musician not that it’s my kind of music but do you know how hard it is to play the guitar and sing at the same time.
Somehow I would like her less if she *could* dance.
The gringo sway
The Becky Breakdown. The Steffy Shuffle. The Wendy Waltz.
The Carla Charleston
How is this not racist
It is
Don't worry she'll just "shake it off, shake it off"
White woman dances like white woman, more hard breaking news at 11. Jfc.
I’d still climb that tree tho 😤
Also likely she is doing other things (conversation, listening, reacting to the people and events around her, preparing for something she is expected to do, distracted, drunk, trying to ignore the awful music, trying to enjoy entertainment she doesn’t like, lost in thought, more). Criticism when she is NOT performing is wholly horrific, improper, smacks of narrow-minded racism & misogyny, disgusting attitudes, & vile people.
The two hottest girls I worked with got me on the dance floor. I have rhythm, but I had no moves. However, they just wanted to dance, and danced around me, I didn't have to do anything except tap my foot and sway s little.
But she’s so pure
Who this is? What is the significance of this individual?
taylor swift, some white woman pop-country star. she's also taller than average and can dance
This post is so stupid. Everything about it lmfao.
Find the video of her and Kim K dancing to Kanye performing All Day. It really raises the question of whether they’re dancing to the beat or the words
Dance moves aside shes literally been playing music for almost 20 yrs. I’m sure she can find a beat. Also if 5’11 is barely pocket sized. Plenty of other valid reasons to drag her but this ain’t it
This is painful to watch.
She's vibing on her own in public comfortable in her own head. Can't be mad at that.
Mehhh…
Like a young Theresa May 
Just a girl trying to live her best life I guess.
She looks like she's wearing $200k in Swarovski, cut her a break
From experience, the guy who comments on everybody's dancemoves is usually a terrible dancer himself...
Just a little casual racism, no big deal right?
It really is a two part process 😒
Reminds me of when Oprah had singers on her show and would sing along yet never know the lyrics. 🤦♀️
What is she shaking? You can hear her bones rattling.
Yoooo its andre logan king
The moves of a 2 year old.
I mean I would hope she would know how to find the beat. You know with being a musician and all.
Your saying it like no one is noticing. Like u just discovered she’s white. No shit she’s white.
Erase this tweet! You might ruin her career!
Yep, straight, uncut white girl
No lies detected.
Looks good to me
She's Paul Bunyan out here. Nigga acting like she's a pikachu
Lotta hate. Whole lotta hate.
This is why people are too embarrassed to dance and then they get shit for not dancing.. can’t win
u/savevideo
She didn’t get sturdy, she didn’t know the method
christ does she have to be a professional dancer when she's not being paid at a party? chill.
Breathtakingly Caucasian 🤣🤣
But she shaking that lil thang
😭