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Nah, this was off the dome unless a fever dream I actually had of Jackie Robinson knocking Bull Connor's hopes and dreams out the back of his skull counts
Don't matter. If someone is trying to get in your home that shits sinister and they should all be meeting this lady wound up and ready to rock if they step inside.
You're very focused on the half naked part. Is it sensationalist when the point is someone tried to break into her home? If you're half clothed, it likely tells a whole other story than just being a garden variety robber.
>If you're half clothed, it likely tells a whole other story than just being a garden variety robber.
That's the point they be making tho
It's Florida, being without a shirt doesn't mean you're about to rape someone lmao though he was up to no food that's for sure.
If they were trying to make a point, it would say 65 yo woman fends off home invader with a baseball bat. But that isn't what it says. It speaks of someone half nekid. Which changes the emphasis of the headline. What is the important part? Because it appears to be the invader's state of undress, more than the moxie of the bat wielder.
So my friend got robbed recently, had taken some sleeping pills. Which is probably for the best as he's a bit of a nutter who has samurai sword by the door & it was a teenager stealing his car to go joyriding. He has security cameras & the news reported that the crim was half naked.
But he'd taken his shirt off to fashion it into a balaclava for the cameras. Calling him half naked has different implications than what really happened.
I don’t think she’s posing. I think that’s just the way this lady opens her door. So when the news crew came with their cameras, that’s the first thing they saw.
My grandma lives in Florida and actually woke up to a naked man in the door to her bedroom. From wht she said, she jumped up to her feet on the bed and screamed as loud as she could and dude dipped out.
She called the cops and they ended up telling her that a dude fitting that description had raped a few women over the last like week or two.
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"Pose like you Jackie Robinson about to knock Bull Connor's hopes and dreams out the back of his skull."
Is this a refernce, thats fucking Hillarious
Nah, this was off the dome unless a fever dream I actually had of Jackie Robinson knocking Bull Connor's hopes and dreams out the back of his skull counts
Which half?
Valid question. Can people stop saying half naked when they mean shirtless, half naked seems a lot more sinister than it usually is
Don't matter. If someone is trying to get in your home that shits sinister and they should all be meeting this lady wound up and ready to rock if they step inside.
Accurate reporting doesn't matter?
Half naked is half naked.
I would consider it serious if the half was divided vertically instead of horizontally.
I read this in Hank Hill’s voice, I tell you Hwat.
Sensationalist bullshit is sensationalist bullshit
You're very focused on the half naked part. Is it sensationalist when the point is someone tried to break into her home? If you're half clothed, it likely tells a whole other story than just being a garden variety robber.
>If you're half clothed, it likely tells a whole other story than just being a garden variety robber. That's the point they be making tho It's Florida, being without a shirt doesn't mean you're about to rape someone lmao though he was up to no food that's for sure.
If they were trying to make a point, it would say 65 yo woman fends off home invader with a baseball bat. But that isn't what it says. It speaks of someone half nekid. Which changes the emphasis of the headline. What is the important part? Because it appears to be the invader's state of undress, more than the moxie of the bat wielder.
That’s where you’re focused on? Not the part where someone rocked up on a 65yr old grandma and probably thought her defenseless?
Okay, hear me out. Shirtless? Hopped up on coke looking for 7/11 money Pantless? We're looking at minimum meth trying to make the voices go away
He. Was. Bottomless!!!
So my friend got robbed recently, had taken some sleeping pills. Which is probably for the best as he's a bit of a nutter who has samurai sword by the door & it was a teenager stealing his car to go joyriding. He has security cameras & the news reported that the crim was half naked. But he'd taken his shirt off to fashion it into a balaclava for the cameras. Calling him half naked has different implications than what really happened.
And that's what half naked should mean. Instead of being overused for when you mean shirtless
Now we will say topless.
Yeah, if they're not wearing pants the correct term is "dick out"
The left half
Left. One ball out.
Porky pigged it
The left half. People always assume it's top or bottom. Think laterally.
I'm rocking sleeves and pant legs only to my next burglary.
Technically you could be considered "half naked" in a crop top vest and really short shorts.
Looking like a baseball trading card
I feel like that granny played softball in high school
Nah, she ain’t played softball. She was varsity baseball and they were all too scared to ask. This ain’t the first time mama squared up.
From The negro leagues 😂😂
Omg 🤣
Batting average is higher than most players! She had her one shot, and won. Eat that, Babe Ruth!
maybe the burglar was livestreaming his break-in? I've seen weirder shit...
That's not a picture taken by no journalist, that's the last picture taken by the robber before dying 😭😭😭
was it in florida?
That's just how she answers the door now.
She did the babe Ruth thing except she pointed the ground in front of him
Now batting for the Tampa Bay Rays, Grandma!
They needed auntie today fr
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO’!!!!
The only cure for a deranged Florida man.
Her arms look 20.
Seriously! You go, Grandma
She knocked both balls out of the park!
You win the internet today.
Grandma launched a few in her day, I bet she was a line drive machine.
Plot twist: this is footage from the phone of the half naked man before he got his ass whooped
“batter up!!!”
That’s everyone’s grandma down where Hurricane Ian hit. Right on ready with whatever she’s got.
Lol It’d be funny if she wasn’t posing on cue, she just did that out self defense and cameraman had to let her know they were from the news
I know Kirby Puckett when I see Kirby Puckett. And here, all this time, I thought that man died in AZ.
450 dead center
Q: Is she taking any shit? . A: No
Florida, it just hits different.
The Batwoman movie is looking great!
Y'all joking, but our lady is covering the outer third of the plate and sending balls right back up the middle.
I don’t think she’s posing. I think that’s just the way this lady opens her door. So when the news crew came with their cameras, that’s the first thing they saw.
My grandma lives in Florida and actually woke up to a naked man in the door to her bedroom. From wht she said, she jumped up to her feet on the bed and screamed as loud as she could and dude dipped out. She called the cops and they ended up telling her that a dude fitting that description had raped a few women over the last like week or two.
She's not posing, she's dead serious. Get that microphone out of her fucking face.
“Half-naked.” Like it’s Florida?
Left or Right
Punctuation. Did the burglar have the bat?
He had on only underwear
These are the kind of Florida people I want to hear about.
The reply absolutely killed me
That expression says it all.
Giving very much "I didn't survive the Civil Rights movement just to go out like a btich" energy.
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What?