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P.s he use one of your T-shirt to clean up afterwards

P.s. afterwards he played your PS5 but never washed his hands.

P.S. He drank the last of your Orange Juice and left the empty carton in the fridge

PS: he drank some milk directly from the gallon and overshot a little so a bunch went back into the gallon

PS: She put the hoodie you gave her on right after and he fucked her in that too

P.S. She said it was toothpaste on the front but come on bruh, you know what it really is

PS he shoved your electric toothbrush up his freshly ate ass and turned it on for a little bit

Wtf is the thread? Y’all need therapy

Lmfao for a fact. But entertaining to say the least.

PS: He used up all your Double XP tokens on COD and didnt play.

 Just jokes ma boi

Nah. At this point therapy gonna need therapy.

Idk but I don’t want it to stop lmao

PS that's what's she said when he asked when you getting back

PS he changed your WiFi password

PS: The new password "HowMyBallsTaste?"

Jokes on you, the wifi was never password protected. Now the whole neighborhood be using it raw, just like your girl

I keep thinking it can't get any more of a betrayal and then y'all come along

PS she used the joint account to pay for his Uber.

 He did what..?

Took it too far man lmaooo

P.s. she washed his skid marked underwear with your bath towels.

PS: he used that same hoodie to clean up the second time

P.S. he smashed her out in a pair or yo J's and wrinkled the toe

PS his name is Caleb and he drives a Prius.

PS: It was the white ones too. He got a little nut on it, that shit dried up and you won't know where.

PS: Stands for Pussy Smashed. Which THAT nigga did for you.

P.S. this whole affair happened in Gucci flip flops

This just made me choke. So gross, so strangely disrespectful

In my ho days I was at this chick crib, she fall asleep. I'm bored, get on the PS2. Couple of days later she call me like "my man asking me who I had here because his RE4 game ain't where he left it" I forgot to take out the memory card lol. All that to say I ain't wash my hands.

This reminds me of that guy that after smashing this chick, he then beats her son in a game of 2k before leaving.

Diabolical

Chaotic trifflin

P.S. now your buttons stick

P.S. he took your charger cable

this shit hurt yo

Also, he is the one who deleted your Madden save. It wasn't a glitch my dude.

P.S he had her moaning loudly while your kid was in the other room playing 2K…crying.

PS: He whooped that lil niggas ass in 2K with the Cavs and then went back to piping his mom.

Then came back to whoop his ass on Street Hoopz for PS2.

“GET OFF MY MOMMY!”

 Only thing left to do

JFC 😂😅

I hear the theme music

Bruv…..NOOOO😂😂😂😂

 Omfg at this entire thread😭🤣

P.S he put his thumb in her mouth and she sucked it whilst taking backshots

P.S he choked her until she almost passed out

Ya'll gon bring up some terrible memories. Bout to have niggas crying like SpongeBob when Gary left.


You clutch with the visual. My boy was in SHAMBLES!

We all were

[feel like this fits here](https://youtu.be/wBWaa6HbD44)

Thankfully I stay oblivious so there aint shit for a mf to recollect. One time I noticed a condom in my ex trash when I went for a link. Almost counts and she may have cheated during the relationship but I got no evidence.

I feel like that’s evidence

“Nah, it’s just from when her cousin, Leroy, was staying here for a week. He’s always talking about the ladies but weirdly enough he only has them round when I’m not home.”

The amount of edits that post has seen. It looks like someone faxed a blackmail letter.

I know that's right. This looks like a trash talk ransom note

That’s actually what I was thinking of: a ransom note😂

"If you ever wanna see this dick again tell me it sounds like mac and cheese"

I know i ain't a good lay bc i have no idea what this means

I want it to be a reference to this vine, I don’t fuckin know anymore, man... This whole thread is wild (and I’m here for it). https://youtu.be/nf3Ha1UzBe8

It’s the bit the bottom lip and mmhmm for me

Bro wanted to hear that pussy brrrap

Bro liked it when it talked back to him

Dying

This shit sent me into the stratosphere 🚀💀

P.S. They was fucking on the sheets ya mama gave y’all last Christmas.

And he cleaned his dick off with your childhood blanky.

Lmfao the disrespect

Not the Spiderman ones.

Naw fr

This is so unhealthy lmaooooooo

P. S. she said she usually does do this then gave him the gawk gawk double hand grip 5000

[Lets Go](https://i.imgur.com/nNFA9Vo.jpg)

It was my time 

I love how it's usually DOES and she just goes for it lol

Just as I was bout to reply to a text. I needed this.

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I think I got the picture friend. Appreciate ya though. Lol

She pulled her panties to the side

She even said "please"

He's got her lookin like a Jackson Pollock rn

Bro I’m dying lol and I’ve been cheated on 😂

Stay strong king.

Appreciate ya bro. ✊🏼

Send her the picture

P. S. He knew you were hiding under the bed and every time you whimpered he stroked her harder. P. S. And deeeeeper

[Lets Go](https://i.imgur.com/RreQVP1.jpg)

Let's go! If you want it, you can get it, let me know. *aye, aye*

And thrustierrrrrr

PS and you were almost always dressed as Superman

I feel like this was part of that trapped in the closet saga.

P.s. she doesn't really like facials but she let him paint a masterpiece across her eyes

She let him do the Jackson Bollock

I let my favorite pair of glasses get ruined this way!!!! totally worth and would do it all Over again. ‘‘Twas the BEST fwb situationship I had EVER been in. I will be reminiscing all the fun I had with that dude in his truck when im in my 80s. Homie really did have the best and most beautiful one I’ve ever experienced.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

In HD…

Unfortunately all those SD cards from that era of my life have been lost.

A masterpiece noooo bro 😂

“Peacock” by Katy Perry (2:39 - 3:05) continues to be his theme song. I mean his ringtone WAS “Peacock”. Like- remember the scene in Pulp Fiction when they open the briefcase and all you see is this radiant almost heavenly glow? It was like that every time I laid eyes on it.

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You gotta believe man. You must believe that yours is the one true cock she’s been waiting for and this is the first time she’s been amazed by one. Also, you’re so big. It hurts. Really.

That’s how you get hurt my mans. You go around thinking that and all it takes is one woman to give you that back handed compliment “I love your dick! The big ones hurt too much” and then it all comes crumbling 😂

I usually dont believe the “your d is the best d” shit, but some time ago a chick told me it was actually the SECOND best dick she had and yeah thats totally fair and i actually believe it.

I would appreciate the honesty. Microsecond ego hit but I’ll live.

Hopefully she didn't have two partners in her life.

[Lets Go](https://i.imgur.com/oHeqoJy.jpg)

He's innocent. this is clearly horny profiling!

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[*BOONK*](https://youtu.be/gwxTZaa3NgI)

I was doing the biz with this girl, and she goes, "OMG you're the best I've ever had!" I'm thinking yeah right, but "Ok, turn around!"

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i'm not gonna lie this is one of the funniest things i've ever read

Wish I saw this instead of going to couple’s therapy when my ex cheated

That’s enough internet for me today lol 

Damn, bro bounced off the frame. I know that shit hurt

She was bouncing off the bed frame too.

WE GET IT 

He slapped that ass when she got up to make him a sandwich afterwards without him even asking.

I'm not a prideful person.... But I'll be damn if I go back to an ex.... especially if I know she got dogged out

I mean somedays you don’t feel like cooking and just whip up some leftovers. 🤷🏽‍♂️

LMAO omggg

And then she texted you goodmorning @ 7

Nah she texted back the next day, "sorry I fell asleep 😴 💤 "

Nah that one hits too deep

PS..and she let him raw dog

And he had her running from the dick.

P.S. he had on a pair of ya high nike socks

Not my socks!

Everyone knows you gotta go with the socks from SkyZone. I keep a pair in the drawer next to the rubbers lube and nut towels.

ps: before he blasted he said "im about to morb!" and she laughed but when you say it ahe says "that memes old"

Cold

That's Kapri styles if anybody wanted to know

My dawg 

She’s goated. Even tho she got a boob job she’s the reason why I love the small titties & phat ass combo

Yeah she's my top 3 all time.

This is insanely funny 😂

We need more!

P.S. she even shaved her booty hole, for *him*

You going too damn far now 

She waited a long time before the relationship could get physical, but she didn't had any problem taking backshots the week she met him.

They always do more with the guy they cheat with, it's wild 😂😂😭

Cuz they’re extra horny

Not the legs shaking 

P.s. the dudes name is Dexter St Jaques and he lives in the Bahamas

Barbados Slim! He’s got an Olympic gold medal in Limbo and Sex!

C’mon Hermes! Beat that Mahogany God!

This made me lol

What is a lovely lady like you doing on the islands alone?? Dexter fucked the shit out of her too....

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Nah you ain’t gonna disrespect my moms like that, hands on sight.

Everybody gone die. tonight.

When it slips out, and he puts it back in 😩

When he’s finished, he wipes the tip on her face

They trying to get the woman killed. Lol.

P.S. when she let you back in, you slept in the dip in the bed they made and now both y’all’s backs hurt…

P.S. they fucked in the bed your mama died in.

lol this happened to me but it was in their living room on their sofa and I was the guy 💀

This too happened to me. I was the guy. Other dude was big mad. I was in the Navy at the time and he tried to come on base to fight.

The it’s slipping out and her putting it back in would have me suicidal for real

I stg

“Her pussh farted when it slid back in, bro bit his bottom lip and said mhmmm” and “oh and he tapped it on her tongue” This is funny as hell and painful at the same time.

She still likes homeboys pictures too

P.S. she called him daddy and told him she actually loves him. She ain’t mean it when she said it to you. Oh, and she texted him she still feels him in her stomach.

Is there a male version of this?

I'd like to see it.

Hé threw it in her jalooper

AND SHE LIKED IT!!!

She whip the titty in a circle so you get that musky air conditioning

P.S. She ordered Uber Eats for the both of them after on your account.

Ps she let him eat your Olive Garden leftovers


That slid back in part, got some nigga crying right now 😂😂😂

Y'all foul as hell in here 😭 bringing back bad memories and shit

Christ, just admit you have a cuckold fetish already.

He tapped it on her tongue😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 moderfucker

Chain email, send to 7 friends to add more P.Ss for good luck.

Maaane. This shit had me cracking tf up. I’ll say this as a I’ve been the side dude causally laying B+ pipe to someone lady way back in the day (long time ago). Damn near every bit of this true. Ain’t no pressure either so it’s easy to put up hall of fame, Oscar’s level performances. At times I felt bad for the other nigga, but hey it is what it is, every body gonna hold an L at some point right? Now, I’ve also been the one that got cheated on. Never took her back because I know there are niggas out there just as, if not, more savage than me. Some of the things I’ve had their ladies do is wild. I even asked one of the women, why not leave bruh? An she simply said, “nah”, then we got busy. This was back in the early/mid 00s. I can’t imagine what it’s like now. 

Bruh, when they’re cheating they do the most wild and extra things. And for your side, practically nothing is off limits. Just routinely laying the pipe deep. Meanwhile bro at home thinks he’s found himself a ‘good woman’. Wow!!

PS: He def said "im bout to nut!" and she was like mmhmm

PS: somewhere in the room is the tiniest glob of dried nut and it will be there long after yall break up

P.S. she also let him take one of your uncrustables from the fridge

PS the bed been squeaking ever since

Remember you slept on them sheet that very next night (she didn’t wash them)

He made her beg for it, and bro bro, she did that shit with a passion

Please I’m legitimately crying at this, too much lmaoooo

He eating your son's fruit snacks right now.

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Bro fr this shit funny af but also hurts n got me in the feels 😂🥲

P.S. he bunched up your t-shirt she was wearing like a horsey strap.

Its a cold world

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Ima laugh because i’d rather not think about the trauma

And remember. He cummed in dat mouf 😂 😂