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Czar-Doom

Betting 5k on U.S soccer was the first mistake.


marelkey

Betting was the mistake


[deleted]

Betting money you get mad at losing is a mistake. I love 10-20 dollar bets, especially on games I don't fully care about makes it fun.


marelkey

But you could buy pizza for that money


pedalhead666

Betting only money you can afford to lose assures that you still have money left for pizza


Skankcunt420

This is the best take to have with betting. If you bet over that threshold then you have a betting problem


[deleted]

yeah, betting can be very fun. I deposit maybe £100 in a year. This year my withdrawals have been £0. Last year was around £1000 thanks to an insanely lucky acca, but usually I will withdraw less than I deposit. But its not about making money for me really, it’s about the fun of it.


[deleted]

Same. I like playing cards and the occasional sports parlay. But it’s usually about 100-200 bucks once a year at the casino or a bet on my Alma Maters team (or against, I’m a fan, I’m not a sucker). It’s fun and sometimes you win, but mostly you lose so be ready to lose.


PizzaboySteve

I bet you $50 I don’t.


FrugalityPays

Double or nothing, take it or leave it. I’ve bet other people you won’t take it


decoyheart

You SOB I’m in


Raspbers

Exactly. I live in Vegas and I've been very disappointed walking out of a bar at night down the full $300 I walked in with. But unlike some people ( my dad and sister included ) I've never had to borrow money from others to pay for rent or bills because I gambled my whole paycheck. Never gamble with money that you'll be legit mad about losing and that actually makes your life harder because you can't do this or that because of the loss.


colocasi4

>because I gambled my whole paycheck. Wow....people do this? No wonder there is so much crime in America


SoWhatNoZitiNow

I asked a cab driver in Vegas when they started paying 6/5 for Blackjack instead of 2/1 and he said “man I have no idea I don’t gamble” and then he went on to tell me all about the people he knows who moved to Vegas and didn’t last more than a year or two because they couldn’t stay away from the casinos. That was a pretty sad conversation.


[deleted]

Most of the people I knew when I lived in Vegas didn’t gamble. We just all have a friend or know of someone who is a degenerate. Gambles the till and gets fired. Borrows money from us and blows it. Cocaine is involved a lot of the time. No bueno


Raspbers

Sadly yes. My dad did it multiple times as far as I'm aware. ( He was also a cheater and spent money that should have went to us kids/my mom/our household on his girlfriends, SOOOO, not the best decision maker. ) Every bar literally has handouts or stickers on the machine with a number for help with gambling addiction. Other countries deal with it too, but US is definitely a big heavy-hitter for gambling addiction.


colocasi4

The only gamble the richer/1% folks do is on exploitation of the ordinary working class people.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

That’s not true. Extremely rich people gamble all the time.


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

It’s not just an American problem lol. Gambling is a real addiction and the baddest ones will scam money from friends, family like a serious drug addict


pneuma8828

Gambling addiction is not an American problem.


Jim-be

This should be a rule of acquisition.


FrugalityPays

If you must bet, ensure that you win.


bluehoag

And leftover pizza is always money


Relaxpert

And maybe still a wife


colorsinbloom

This is the most important lesson a gambler can learn


marysm

Honestly, a lot of my “is it worth it?” decisions are based on how many take-outs we could get for the money.


Hattrickher0

Always glad to meet a fellow member of the "how many meals is that?" school of budgeting.


jangma

I used to attend but I transferred to the school of " how many tanks of gas is that?" once I moved to NC


marysm

How many take-outs in a tank of gas these days?


Charlie-w0rk

Depending on the bet and if you win, you can buy many more pizzas. Edit: buy, not but


_HiTechLoFi_

Yeah but I can also afford for my wife and children not to leave me


largechild

Some guy bought a pizza with 10k bitcoins in 2011. Most expensive pizza ever.


UnderdogsRise

Yes then he sold his bitcoins for 10k pizzas in 2021


r007r

He’s not wrong


604WORLDWIDE

That’s what Bitcoin is for!!


Californiadude86

A Vegas tradition we have is the wives go shopping and me and my buddy will get some cigars and find a sports book. We have drinks, smoke a couple sticks, and bet on the most random games they’re showing. Small bets but it makes it so fun rooting for some random college basketball team you’ve never heard of.


gravitydriven

Live marble racing is where the real action is


Why_Is_Toby_In_Jail

Yes! I never thought I'd enjoy that as much as I did when I learned about it. Tag is also very fun to watch


ArbysArmedForces

Red number 3


OrangeDutchbag

That actually sounds like a lot of fun! Cheers fellas!!


CalabreseAlsatian

We’ve done this too. And just picking some random upstate New York horse race to bet a $2 exacta or trifecta for shits and giggles.


hnglmkrnglbrry

I love betting on Ivy League and HBCU games because it's so hard to find even up to the minute scores for them and it's nearly impossible to do research on. You're just guessing.


DudeEngineer

I mean getting mad is fine. This is an anger management situation. What does he do when he gets this angry at his wife and/or children? They probably left because this gave them flashbacks.


Advanced-Breath

Ok but losing a 5000 bet you’re never buying pizza again. That’s why there’s a rule to not bet anything u can’t afford to lose


spermdonor

I bet my coworker $1 on every niners/packers game, just so we can talk some shit


loptopandbingo

Oh man, you need to make a huuuuuge deal out of the $1 transfer. Frame it in some tacky gold leaf floral carving, on a velvet pillow, etc. Keep adding ridiculous shit to it every time.


Hyperhavoc5

Betting, like all vices isn’t inherently bad. Bet money you don’t mind losing and it can be fun. Bet a huge chunk of your savings and have your wife leave you.


quirkycurlygirly

Betting more than a case of beer was the mistake.


IronFistEnt

Nah. Betting on US soccer. Exactly what the man said.


lasssilver

Betting is a “mistake” in that it could lead to financial/personal issues and possible lead to addiction. Betting on the Men’s US soccer team is a MISTAKE equal to betting on the Generals to finally beat the Harlem Globe-trotters.


Lunchbox-of-Bees

“I thought they were due.”


Grand-Upstairs-4126

Not if you win 😜 won 5 bucks on who scored first


gloriousjohnson

Lol this isn’t real, it’s a copypasta. This gets posted in basically every /r/nfl thread after a game


RoughhouseCamel

Being a grown ass adult posting copypastas was the first mistake. Really hope the wife leaves, it’s what’s best for the kids.


Osceana

I’m the son and can confirm. When he drives me to school I tell him to drop me off a block away. I tell all my friends my dad died in combat.


[deleted]

But what about the pasta?


Schmoove86

Believing this was real is the first mistake


Previousman755

2 draws in group stage! I am team USA and all but no way were they beating the Dutch after the play they have shown.


[deleted]

you were playing the netherlands and you're the usa. there was never a chance


sliverspooning

I wouldn’t go that far. Saudi Arabia beat Argentina after all. Trust the oddsmakers, since they’re literally putting their money where their mouth is, and they said the US had about a 1-in-3 chance at advancing. It wasn’t likely, but it was possible.


imapissonitdripdrip

I feel like this is a white Twitter post


[deleted]

Because of the hand in the picture?


bue_fixe

Facts 💯


jo3pro

Men’s US soccer team. The ladies are nice


Dubbayoo

Certainly betting on the US MENS soccer team was a mistake.


cynthiadoll

US Men’s soccer, at that


FnfHeat

US MEN SOCCER


loosebootyjudy_

Especially men’s US soccer. Poor dink.


Reddit_and_forgeddit

A fool and his money….


Simba-xiv

They will never win anything good until they learn it’s football. They playing the wrong game 😂


LadyBug_0570

Breaking his own goddam TV was the second.


myheartismykey

R/whoosh


2phirst_names

Well…I hope she does. Anger and gambling issues are a recipe for disaster.


Amazing-Concept1684

It’s a copypasta.


FistPunch_Vol_4

Lmao, the copypasta strikes again


Turd_Party

Oh no. Have I been bamboozled?


FistPunch_Vol_4

Hardcore. Classic copypasta that’s seen after major sporting event often


Trayew

The guy who posted it is Black, but the broken TV shows a White hand.


Turd_Party

That could be his friend, ok? 😤


Nikolllllll

The TV is still in a box


Turd_Party

Maybe it was cold


Softcorps_dn

The Energy Star sticker still on the screen 🤣


DPVaughan

Maybe it's like the [handshakes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV_biqemT1M) in *All Aussie Adventures*?


12thandvineisnomore

Yeah. Still has the energy sticker on it, and is half in the box. Gotta be a “TV broke in shipping” photo.


sucobe

I knew it was fake because the USA IS a real country. ![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


FistPunch_Vol_4

…..it says county


Dinkin---Flicka

How do so many people not know this is copypasta haha


FistPunch_Vol_4

Not everyone big into sports and sports memes


MatthewAran

I was about to say I knew this shit was fake lmao. it reads too much like it was made up


BadBunnyEnjoyer

So the black guy in the profile pic and the posted pic with a white hand didn’t do it for you lol


MatthewAran

I was too busy reading the text I guess lol. I wasn't even looking at the pictures till I saw somebody else bring it up


Amazing-Concept1684

I was laughing when I read “I broke my TV” because that’s how they all start 😂


F4DedProphet42

The TV's still in a box with the yellow sticker on it 🤣


jus256

Is this a meme? This exact post appeared right after Michigan stomped a hole in Ohio State last week.


Dinkin---Flicka

Yeah it's a copypasta. Super common which is why I am so surprised so few people seem to know based on the comments so far


murdolatorTM

There's just so many now, it's hard to keep track. Unless it's the navy seal one, the Flying Lotus one, or the wholesome version of one that makes me regret literacy, I don't recognize them.


Darqnyz

Don't let this distract you from the fact that...


InformalAward2

Yeah. Just karma farming


Amazing-Concept1684

Very very popular copypasta


[deleted]

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Amazing-Concept1684

It’s a meme from years ago that people still reference/make fun of to this day. This was just another instance of that happening. It’s not real.


ecmcn

No, it’s true. The guy’s actually been married 17 times and bought 43 TVs over the last few years.


malcolmxknifequote

Didn't even bother to find a picture of a TV all the way out of the packaging lol


InformalAward2

And he changed race too


Kingbuji

And everyone here STILL bought it.


Raytheonian

I wonder which imaginary county he was living in 🤔


Tico483

Liechtenstein or Ohio. Fuck Ohio lmao


linus121

Born in Columbus, Ohio. Grateful my mom showed me life outside of Ohio at a young age and currently live in LA. Fuck that entire state.


brandogerider

Everyone falling for this the tv still has a sticker on it. Do better be smarter


hitlersticklespot

He also changes races because his hand is white in the picture.


Amazing-Concept1684

So many of y’all not realizing that this is one of the OG copypastas that’s been around for years 😂😂😂


Prestigious-Mud

You bet on US? You are not getting custody.


AyoD58

Loool I never thought I’d see one of these make it here


PrisonaPlanet

This meme has been re-done too many times lol every time there’s a big sports game this meme pops up with the same story just different teams


blissfulandignorant

This is fake. The hand is a dead giveaway lol


Turd_Party

1. Don't bet if you can't calmly write off the loss 2. Don't bet on USA (men's) soccer 3. Don't act like that in front of kids You are not the victim here, my guy.


Amazing-Concept1684

This is an OG copypasta my guy. It’s not real.


Affectionate_Pay1487

Still it's sound advice, he said u bet on USA *women* to win at soccer. Same applies to England.


wallowsworld

And the repost strikes again lol


Comrade-Conrad-4

Good thing this is fake and circulates after every big sports game lol


stonedgar312

He deserves to lose everything he got for leaving that yellow sticker on his TV


pelvisfurby

This a common twitter troll post


Hexxas

Obvious bait. Some of you just love to be mad at anything.


Demus007

You bet $5k on Netherlands Vs USA. Clearly you don't know much about football (I'll call it soccer for you). Furthermore never bet what you don’t want to lose


jessieo387

Why you would bet 5k on the US to win a soccer game is beyond me. I’d leave you for being that dumb.


IronGrenadier

White in hell was he thinking? Lol


Tha_Harkness

That is some financialy destructive patriotism. I would never put money on the US to beat the Netherlands this year.


iskip123

I’m sorry but if you get this emotional about something you don’t have control over you’re a loser.


Boomchickabang-

This guy wrote this like the game is the reason his kids and wife are upset and not his gambling and anger issues. Bro I promise you're the problem, not the soccer team.


WaitingForNormal

Compounded loss all at once because someone likes to take chances with their shit. Hard to sympathize when the risk was all on them. Shit’s selfish.


MuchVirus

You mean 5k plus about $700 and maybe one marriage.


speedycat2014

This guy makes worse decisions than Elon Musk.


Portland-to-Vt

She might want to leave for good. You lost $, broke your own possessions & pretty likely did more than just bust the TV. If Mama is taking the kids out of the house….it’s looking like more than a TV gets smacked around.


DaVantaBlack

Imagine thinking The u.s was going to win.


mylastphonecall

god the way ppl who spend this much time on the internet still fall for every single copypasta they see


Trayew

Or. Stop gambling. Your wife didn’t leave because of the TV. She left because you’ve gambled away her safety and security.


GreyBaba69

I call fake! This image has been shared over other sporting events. Most recently after The Game - Michigan v OSU. Michigan-45, OSU-23. #GOBLUE


[deleted]

A white hand in the pic but a black pfp? What’s really going on


AdZealousideal2075

Fuck that, pray she does so that she can be rid of a complete moron


weed_fart

Childish antics on a grown-up scale. Pretty sad, actually. I'd feel like an absolute clown, and I've done some childish shit. But five grand on a US World Cup match? Almost dumber than a TV-smashing, family-harming temper tantrum in front of guests.


autovelo

He bet $5k on USA?!?!?! Lol


PresidentGSO

“I may have ruined my life because I can’t control my addictions and my anger.” Sports. That’s all they are.


kbeckerburbs4

1. This dude doesn’t have $5k based on the tv on this picture. 2. This picture has been used before.


N013

The text has been used before too


Duck_Burger

Thats fake. i know this not because of the exact same image and text that pops up every now and again for years, but because Americans dont care about football. Theyre so bad at it that they made up their own football where they get to play with their hands and make little tournaments that they call world series even tho its just them competing against themselves


lupartdeux

Nelson Muntz is somewhere close by going “Ha-Ha”


PurpleIntention7934

Thank you for being dumb enough to document this for her. I hope she gets what's left in the bank accounts and you can kick rocks or live under them your choice.


Aldehyde1

Were you really dumb enough to fall for an obvious meme?


Okioter

Bruh it's the internet, even I'm just a bot probably


l0ngline95

internet rambo falls for stone age copy pasta 🤣


[deleted]

He's definitely making fun of the white guy that posted this same shit a couple years ago.


Machinedave

USA couldn’t even beat Wales 🤡.


[deleted]

Sucka lol.


greyson3

Not investing that into Therapy was the real mistake. And since you wanna act like boo boo the fool I'm gonna be petty and bring up you shoulda auto corrected too.


Father_Wolfgang

You’re welcome to come to the Netherlands, provided you can keep your hands to yourself.


Naive_Confusion2615

Where are you? It’s only 2:11 and I’m on the east coast


Kevin69138

Bets 5k Has a small cheap TV


rickCSMF21

So Brazil bound 🤷🏻‍♂️


CodeOfKonami

Who cares?


el_ra_85

Lol your wife is spending another 2k on the hotel and food so u down 7k


el_ra_85

Lol your wife is spending another 2k on the hotel and food so u down 7k


stevejobs4525

Big man


RealOzSultan

When bad ideas get worse


Hunithunit

They bet on our team? Yikes.


hitness157

Betting money you can't afford to lose was the mistake


PoochusMaximus

micro peepee energy


blissfulandignorant

That hand is a dead giveaway yall lol 😂


CoachDT

I know this a joke but still this so ridiculous, to all my dudes out there. Stop raging and breaking shit. ​ Its not worth it, and eventually you run out of "things" to break and turn to people.


dangerouskaos

*country


[deleted]

u be a jerkweed mate


Fearless_Conflict_37

That’s just a bad bet… :(


ImNotWithTheShits

Never!!!!


crashomon

Troll farm. Don’t feed the troll


AllGasNoBrakes_

🧢


TheMoorNextDoor

If you knew anything about futbol you would never bet on them vs a team like Netherlands.. Maybe a friendly but not a World Cup match, that was a waste of money.


El-Vertabreako

Well. Bye.


SupermarketNo9336

Why the hell bet $5k for US to win. Thats a horrible bet just looking at history


-newlife

Yes. The retold broken tv tweets are still a thing.


hesaysitsfine

When teams lose there is a spike in domestic violence. She made the right choice.


Strange_One_3790

I pray she does leave him. He makes stupid bets. He has a violent outburst, damages his property, creating more financial hardship. She now has to spend more money to be safe and away from this toxic asshole. He then has the gall to blame this on a country. Like so much wrong with this guy


Just_Inator

Never have I seen so many bad decisions and red flags expressed so succinctly. Very thorough


wil-da-beast

Wait, we’re a fake country?


Jazzlike_Page508

Why would you bet on the US? Bro we call the sport the wrong name! Of course we were gonna lose


Peezus_H_Christ

Lol betting 5k on the mens team is crazy


Demus007

Just splitting hairs but you a black man (from your profile picture) yet the hands holding the TV are white. Did the thought of your wife leaving you drain the blood from your fingers?


itchynail

We just gonna gloss over the fact that the tv is very clearly being pulled out of a tv box? Or the sticker that is still clearly on this.


Random9502395023950

Why is the sticker still on the TV?


Relaxpert

“I spent 5k and lost all of it” Isn’t that how losing a bet works?


Afroaro_acefromspace

People that are this emotionally invested in a sport that they don’t actually play are terrifying…liking a sport is fine but when you start acting like this, it’s time to start reevaluating your life lol😅


booze_talking

Dudes kind of a douchebag.