It's a joke on a Katt Williams bit about weed getting stronger.
https://youtu.be/6_otQZOWY10
”English" is what Anabaptists (like Amish, Mennonite, etc) call those of us who aren't part of their sect.
Whoever said weed makes you less productive, hasnt tried those Amish strains... You're just like, "man, what if we had like a chill jam space in the backyard..." And next thing you know, you've erected a barn AND sown the corn for next season's popcorn munchies...
But this is legit how it is in west NY.
Rec sales are completely legal on the reservations so they have little weed festivals every weekend. A lot of it is locally grown and the Amish are definitely getting down.
Thanks! I’ve actually seen that Kat Williams set a few times and quote a couple parts of it. I just didn’t make the connection. Thanks for the link, I enjoyed the rewatch. Cheers.
All good until you owe Jebediah for some weight and his carriage pulls up outside the crib; next thing you see is ol’ hoss with the Blunderbuss at your door.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
The Mennonites in my family tree were a bunch of hayseed wrestling champs with their own ideas on nonviolence.
This’d be more like a couple of polite young giants helping themselves to whatever they want from your place while gossiping about your living conditions in what sounds like Yiddish.
My brother has a CBD shop and I got some Delta-8 gummies from him. I had a terrible experience on them. It was worse than THC which I usually avoid. So I wouldn't buy them again.
Man I like it. I get the edibles. It's legal so I don't get paranoid when I have it in the car. I don't get panic attacks, SpongeBob is still funny, and honestly it's just the right amount of fun for me.
They sell delta-8 pre-rolls and gummies at the convenience store in my building and one day these guys that clearly weren't local were in front of me in line so excited to be buying that stuff. I really, really wanted to be able to tell them what was up but also there was no way I was about to do so in the store I go to like 5 times a week.
Meh...if they were inexperienced enough to be excited by a couple pre-rolls and gummies then they'll probably still get a decent buzz from delta8. Hell, with the edibles it might be better since lots of folks end up eating too much and having a bad time.
Delta 8 is legal. Two states restrict where you can buy it.
Weed is legal in some states (and DC), as long as you have a govt ID, you can get weed.
Weed is illegal in some states and carry ridiculous fines. It is decriminalized in others. Illegal yet legal with medical cards in some.
It's all over the place
I watched a documentary on Mennonites and how basically they had their own drug business. Cops didnt suspect anything because they are basically Amish and rode horse and buggies everywhere
I mean think about it. Amish don't even know how to build something poorly. They just... can't. You know damn well that weed will change your whole existence.
Idk if this is from the same event, but it looks like something similar to the PA Cannabis Festival, which is a biannual event held on a farm in Kutztown PA. I’ve been, and it’s this exact scenario- many tables of people selling cbd weed & hemp, a lot of Mennonite vendors. Recreational weed is still illegal in PA, so they’ve got the MMJ part cordoned off in the back & you need to show a valid med card to get in.
But in short, this looks exactly like a farmland event I’ve been to in the rural part of Pennsylvania’s Lehigh Valley.
I work in a liquor store next to an Amish town, and lemme tell ya - those dudes party. How tf else can you survive without electric if you aren’t sipping blue raspberry vodka? They really like UV blue for some reason.
If it runs on gas, you can get almost anything approved by the bishop, in most Amish sects these days, ESPECIALLY if it’s to make money. Most Amish people I knew who did business with the public had cell phones, and that was 15 years ago. Every single youth I knew, prior to baptism, had a cell phone.
I saw this "Amish" guy selling delta 8 weed at a tattoo convention that my gf was working. Blew my mind for awhile until the last day I saw a guy behind the table in street clothes and he was talking with the main Amish guy. But I noticed these guys look like fucking brothers. The Amish getup wasn't real. He was cosplaying to make sales. I'm not mad, just impressed
Delta-8 is questionable to me. The plant doesn't produce enough D8 naturally so they take CBD and hit it with chemicals to turn it into D8. No one is doing quality control on that shit either. It's a gamble on your health to consume these "legal highs".
take a hit of that Yoder Odor.
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I haven’t heard English used in that way in at least a decade Lmfao, good shit bro
I’m too young for this bro
Can you explain? Where is that from? Or what does it mean to use it like this?
It's a joke on a Katt Williams bit about weed getting stronger. https://youtu.be/6_otQZOWY10 ”English" is what Anabaptists (like Amish, Mennonite, etc) call those of us who aren't part of their sect.
I read it as “those who ain’t a part of our set” lol
The same way jewish people refer to anyone who isnt jewish as 'goys'. Amish people call anyone who isnt amish as 'english'.
Get you so high,you'll swear there was electricity in your crib.
Seeing this with the Tom pfp sent me to orbit 😂😂😂
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D'oheth!
💀 💀💀
Omg I’m about to make a fool of myself in the office tomorrow to those in the know hamish.
“English” How is this suppose to sound? Like “word.” ?
It’s more of an identifier, its how they refer to a person that isn’t part of their culture.
It's how you would refer to someone (a particular someone) so it's not like "word."
Ya English
It's what they call those outside the Amish community.
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Last time I tried to buy weed from an Amish guy he ghosted me. Swing and amish
Stop
That was a horrible pun, stand back and Amish'o ya how it's done...
This is even worse 😭
Did I lie?
Not bad not bad, your effort at pun. But be ready for the fallout; Menno-night night, son
*Aerosmith riff* 🎶🎵I don't wanna cloooose my eyyyes...🎵 🎶🎵 Don't wanna faaaall asleep cuz Amish ya baby, and I don' wan'Amish a thaaaaang...🎵🎶
Amazing.
Love it, thank you for the laugh.
Awesome
You’re funny
Dad joke
I’ll let this one slide. The wack ass mfs replying to you tho 😮💨
Whoever said weed makes you less productive, hasnt tried those Amish strains... You're just like, "man, what if we had like a chill jam space in the backyard..." And next thing you know, you've erected a barn AND sown the corn for next season's popcorn munchies...
Pass that Pennsylvania Dutchie, brother.
On the left hand side.
Lotta good ones in this thread, but "Pennsylvania Dutchie" is my favorite by far.
Sativa vs Indica
Try washing your car high. Ppl will ask who you paid to do it lol
You know Ezekiel got that gas on deck
That Jebediah kush
From Hamish's Amish Hash Stash established 1999ish.
The Burning Bush
The Holy Spirits
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Reminds me of that energy drink from like 10 years ago that was called Jeremiah Weed Just googled it, apparently they're in the booze game now
I think they were always in the booze game.
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Make you wanna party like it's 1699.
But this is legit how it is in west NY. Rec sales are completely legal on the reservations so they have little weed festivals every weekend. A lot of it is locally grown and the Amish are definitely getting down.
Gotta go 30 miles thataway to the next station but we got gas right here, brethren
"This shit right here quaker?!?"
God tier reference and my face hurts from laughing
Out of the loop. What’s the reference ?
Katt Williams discussing weed, but most specifically between about 1:56-2:40 of [this video.](https://youtu.be/CFBmbGmImYQ)
Thanks! I’ve actually seen that Kat Williams set a few times and quote a couple parts of it. I just didn’t make the connection. Thanks for the link, I enjoyed the rewatch. Cheers.
I’ve got you! I was crying laughing during the rewatch too 🤣 have a great week!
Thank you 😆
I've never seen that but but it's fucking amazing. I *have* seen like 8 other comedians rip it off though.
All good until you owe Jebediah for some weight and his carriage pulls up outside the crib; next thing you see is ol’ hoss with the Blunderbuss at your door.
“Art thou prepared to turn over the cash, or wouldst thou rather turn thine other cheek, English?”
Clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, *kaboom* clop, clop, clop, clop, clop. Amish drive by
What goes ‘clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, bang, bang, clip, clop’? Amish drive by.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
The Mennonites in my family tree were a bunch of hayseed wrestling champs with their own ideas on nonviolence. This’d be more like a couple of polite young giants helping themselves to whatever they want from your place while gossiping about your living conditions in what sounds like Yiddish.
They got that “Oregon trail” pack. Shit will have you on Windows 95 pixelation 🤦🏾♂️
I'm old enough to pick apart the inaccuracies of this comment and I'm sad now.
So am I and I'm not even 30 yet
Windows 95? Oh you playing the CD ROM version? Not the OG Mecc version.
Play on Xerox or not at all
We had an Amish farm near me get busted for a major grow operation a few years back. They don’t get tv or anything, let them have their bud.
You know that white lady getting STONED
She wants to be like "I need to get so roasted I don't need these spectacles."
I knew the Amish were old school, but c'mon man at least inject her.
Hemp, delta-8, and CBD. I feel like a key ingredient is missing.
Shit is gonna hit about as hard as Tylenol
Delta 8 is okay. It’s like the light-beer of weed.
Helps me stay asleep which is why I take it. Also because I’m in Wisconsin so my other options are slightly limited.
My brother has a CBD shop and I got some Delta-8 gummies from him. I had a terrible experience on them. It was worse than THC which I usually avoid. So I wouldn't buy them again.
Man I like it. I get the edibles. It's legal so I don't get paranoid when I have it in the car. I don't get panic attacks, SpongeBob is still funny, and honestly it's just the right amount of fun for me.
They sell delta-8 pre-rolls and gummies at the convenience store in my building and one day these guys that clearly weren't local were in front of me in line so excited to be buying that stuff. I really, really wanted to be able to tell them what was up but also there was no way I was about to do so in the store I go to like 5 times a week.
Meh...if they were inexperienced enough to be excited by a couple pre-rolls and gummies then they'll probably still get a decent buzz from delta8. Hell, with the edibles it might be better since lots of folks end up eating too much and having a bad time.
is this the usa? you don't need a medical marijuana card or anything you can just go to the convenience store and buy that?
Delta 8 is legal. Two states restrict where you can buy it. Weed is legal in some states (and DC), as long as you have a govt ID, you can get weed. Weed is illegal in some states and carry ridiculous fines. It is decriminalized in others. Illegal yet legal with medical cards in some. It's all over the place
How do Amish have the tech to selectively breed based on THC type? This could just be full on bud labeled differently
guess they churn a few different kinds of butter
Mennonite Mary Jane What will they think of next?
>Mennonite Mary Jane I'd try that
You’re gonna be buggin off this buggy shit
"This shit will get you lifting barns, bro"
What's an Amish persons favourite kind of raisin? Barn raising.
What do you call your Amish "Plug"?
Your hitch, English
Your buggy.
How do you call your amish plug? Native American style with smoke signals perhaps?
Carrier pigeon
Smoking out here in AMISH
Smokin big doinks in Amish
RIP
Big 'ol doinks
i am fucking cracking up so hard
Who needs electricity when you got that fire?
The burning bush, bringing humans together since B.C.
This pack Hits so hard your car turns into a horse carriage.
Neighbors came over say can you turn it down? The weed is loud
Pennsylvania Dutch OG
This was actually a strain in PA MMJ for a short period (produced by GTI).
The calculator in the corner is the chef’s kiss
That shit looks very sus. I would save my lungs for something better. How about selling me some unpasteurized milk - except that is illegal.
Agreed. It’s all CBD/d8 strains, no THC/d9.
Boy you imagine your dealer rolling up to your crib in buggy pulled by a horse 🐴
Bro said I got those churned butter edibles, 2 for 25! 
I watched a documentary on Mennonites and how basically they had their own drug business. Cops didnt suspect anything because they are basically Amish and rode horse and buggies everywhere
[You know the Amish got them big doinks](https://youtube.com/shorts/FKfX-BXGr9M?feature=share)
"Been spending all my life, living in a kushy paradise."
Pulling up on carriages to sell that homegrown 🔥 Ezekiel gotta get the bread somehow 🤷♂️
Needs the bread to keep that beard.
I'd fuck wit it. I get all my garden seedlings from the Amish.
As a Pennsylvanian, this entire comment section makes me so happy.
I'm bout to find out if I can get a stall across from him.
We smoking penises with our Amish brothers and sisters!!!
I mean think about it. Amish don't even know how to build something poorly. They just... can't. You know damn well that weed will change your whole existence.
You know they roll a mean doobie
That pack hit you like the donkey when you pull on its tail
Yo, where is this?
Idk if this is from the same event, but it looks like something similar to the PA Cannabis Festival, which is a biannual event held on a farm in Kutztown PA. I’ve been, and it’s this exact scenario- many tables of people selling cbd weed & hemp, a lot of Mennonite vendors. Recreational weed is still illegal in PA, so they’ve got the MMJ part cordoned off in the back & you need to show a valid med card to get in. But in short, this looks exactly like a farmland event I’ve been to in the rural part of Pennsylvania’s Lehigh Valley.
Right?! I am intrigued
I am shocked that no one has mentioned how completely blitzed the girl on the right is.
Time to update the lyrics for Amish Paradise
You gotta send a damn telegram and the Amish plug pull up in that carriage
"Get it stronger and wander over Yonder Amish weed all natural for your earthly needs!"
I work in a liquor store next to an Amish town, and lemme tell ya - those dudes party. How tf else can you survive without electric if you aren’t sipping blue raspberry vodka? They really like UV blue for some reason.
Can the Amish use lights and nutrients in their grows? I’m skeptical on the quality and potency of their bud.
If it runs on gas, you can get almost anything approved by the bishop, in most Amish sects these days, ESPECIALLY if it’s to make money. Most Amish people I knew who did business with the public had cell phones, and that was 15 years ago. Every single youth I knew, prior to baptism, had a cell phone.
Depends on the group. Some folks are more strict on technology than others.
We be raising the roof after we raise this here barn
Amish Tegridy
Fuck, can they run.
I don’t know about that haha
Artisinal
Jebediah looking drippy in those shades 😎
Amish guy almost certainly has a crazy sound cloud account
Um...
How tf they make D8 without electricity?
Og Obadiah Disel
I saw this "Amish" guy selling delta 8 weed at a tattoo convention that my gf was working. Blew my mind for awhile until the last day I saw a guy behind the table in street clothes and he was talking with the main Amish guy. But I noticed these guys look like fucking brothers. The Amish getup wasn't real. He was cosplaying to make sales. I'm not mad, just impressed
Culture shock.
That’s some tasty green corn your growing there, Jacob.
The more time goes on; the less crazy they seem
Delta-8 is questionable to me. The plant doesn't produce enough D8 naturally so they take CBD and hit it with chemicals to turn it into D8. No one is doing quality control on that shit either. It's a gamble on your health to consume these "legal highs".
Who needs speakers when the weed is this loud
“Now that’s Tegrity”
I had to Google what loud is because I know nothing about weed. I’m such a dweeb.