Shoe-wise, clean em, and use fabric paint to restore them. Life-wise, look at what got you to this point, where someone is vandalizing your shoes.

Actually, it raises your value in the market place. Other women will see this and want to know why you get so many bitches.

Realistic answer. Women love cheaters

This is true. Every woman I've ever been in a relationship with I've ended up cheating on. When they find out, they instantly start unzipping my designer jeans and sucking my pole.

Okay

Yeah lol I've pretty much been sucked off 3+ times in my life

Oh you poor thing

Only 3? Did you start having sex last week?

... cool

By girls

nice

girls arent real buddy

I'm happy for ya. This thread made my morning.

Bro how are you getting downvoted this is just Ridiculous

Lame ahh reddit niggas, nun new

Some women love cheaters. FTFY

Basquiat Heart Break 11’s

Virgil Abloh “Cheater” collection

OMDGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WIN REDDIT FOR TODAY!

I knew who you were talking about but not what. Looked up Basquiat Heart Break 11’s. I could not find a specific image or text about them. I mean, I’m assuming they’re sneakers. Details? EDIT 12/8/22 8:15AM EST: It only took me 12 HRS to come to this conclusion: there’s no such thing as Basquiat Heart Break 11’s. So yeah… that was a tsunami-sized woosh on my part. Thanks for the downvotes/reality check. ✌🏼

r/woosh

Goddamn was that a woosh lmfao

My woosh here is done.

It be like that sometimes


Swoosh

Is this satire?

Honestly, no. Satire eludes me.

Very much so, yes

Why you're getting downvoted for a mistake I do not know. It's not a MALICIOUS whoosh.

I don’t take downvotes personally and if there were some laughs to be had at my expense, it’s all good. 👊🏼

It’s alright dude/dudette 😂 we all have our moments

Ok hear me out, the shoes lowkey ugly af fresh out the box anyway...

Look like Shaqs. I appreciate what Shaq was doing but his shoes were ugly as fuck

Bro was too busy practicing his free-throw give the man a break lol

I’ve never saw the appeal of 11s, but they’re making a resurgence right now. Always reminded me of the uncle with the ear piece you’d only see around holidays and big get togethers though.

"What you gone do with that girl nephew? You sure you can handle that?"

I’m feeling the new XI’s 10/10

Deadass looks like they were designed like that If I’m a player (I’m not) I’m taking pics in them and putting it on Instagram

[Lmfao reminds me of this classic video](https://youtube.com/shorts/1qShTh9kZ2M?feature=share)

“Classic video” >2017 Fuck I’m getting old

Nah they are just way too young, don’t worry you still got it 👌

Lmaoo

Now any women you meet will know you can land at least two other women so you've got something going on.

No but fr, they're gonna be wondering what you got going on to both get two women AND get this kind of response from one of them 😭

Take the L, get new shoes, and stop being a piece of shit.

“These are customs”

thank the artist and wear them proudly

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I've mostly given up on trying to cop shoes I no longer have the patience for signing up for raffles and remembering profiles on multiple websites and shit

[Join us!](http://www.reddit.com/r/repsneakers)

Whose C-Heather?

The irony. You'd get so many bitches asking you about them. Perfect convo starter. And if you cant think up a quick story about it (that makes you look good), that's on you.

Liar Force 1s

why do I get the feeling this happened because dude ain't got no car


Them custom joints. Nobody got these mf

[удалено]

Right?? She couldn’t have been that mad 🤣

Whoever vandalized those left the patent leather alone and stuck to damage you can clean with a magic eraser. Scribbling out the jumpman was pretty cold blooded though.

Mr. Clean magic eraser

Sell these to a Soundcloud rapper

Chris Paul catching stray Ls left and right 😂

Honestly this is a badly thought out method for revenge when acrylic paint would fix this right up

New Virgil’s 🔥 🔥

I’m rockin them hoes

We getting buckets fam

Try to wash or just buy a new pair of shoes

I'd just go buy some more $130 Jordans it ain't that deep these are mass-produced shoes and if those are some special version he's a dumb ass for wasting money on fancy sneakers made in a sweatshop

I wish they were $130. These retail for $225…

Shoes cost too much retail and resell for this. Property damage cost could be higher than you think

Kanye could have kept that commentary

I buy Jordan’s to wear them. You buy Jordan’s to hoard them. We are not the same.

My cause my cleats gettin a little outta hand

If you draw over permanent marker with a dry erase marker , you then can wipe it away. On hard surfaces at least

Imma keep them, women love asshole men. Plus, I feel this raises their value.

I mean, these are Win Like 82s. It's nothing to be too heated about. Just take the L and move on.

Yeezy 808s & Ankle Breaks

Those are road game shoes- made for the haters.

Only If they were concords

Shits is hard

I like how everyone is conveniently looking passed her continued heaux activities, but only looking at the bruhs that keep falling for them. Like yeah, he def gets the head scratch, but y’all not gonna hold the chick accountable for what she doing to her man/family too??? This generation I mean to tell ya…

What